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Posts Tagged ‘witchdoctor’

The Three Demon Diet

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Everyone in Honduras is raving about the new three demon diet.  Just call your local priest or witchdoctor and he’ll come rid you of demon fat.  Screw Tago. Screw Freddy! You’re fat, get rid of them.  They are not your friends, they are demon fat summoned to Earth to make you obese and shaky…and insane.

So call 1-800-threedemon and a priest or witchdoctor can treat your insanity with…more insanity! Yayyy!

…I would drool at the chance to meet the news reporter who interviewed the demons by placing the microphone in front of the woman’s stomach, even though she was clearly the one speaking the demon voice.