Simply put, “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” is the reason why I decided against giving “Bibleman” the worst popped collars rating. Produced and aired by the terrorist and fringe political group Hamas, “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” preaches anti-semitism, the use of violence, and an ultraradical dominionist theology… aimed towards kindergarteners; even Bibleman looks like an oasis of rationalism and tolerance by comparison.
Leading the charge is Farfour the Mouse, who ironically resembles that great symbol of American neo-colonialism Mickey Mouse. He is shown here encouraging children to get involved in their communities… by picking up an AK-47 and killing the Israelis -
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But despite his Good Works, Farfour is ‘martyred’ by a greedy Israeli businessman who wants to buy up sacred Palestinian land.
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Not to worry though. Our hero’s cousin Nahoul the strange-looking bee…thing comes in as a replacement faster than you can say “interspecies sex”.
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But alas, those evil Zionists are at it again. Nahoul falls ill and Israeli tanks are blockading the Palestine-Egypt border so medicine cannot get through. Maybe Nahoul could have survived if Hamas had spent their money on something other than weapons… but I digress. Meet Assud -
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He has a thing for Danish… and I mean the people, not the pastry. Would you like some fava beans and chianti with that?
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I don’t know what to say, only that “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” is as offensive as it is unintentionally funny. I would also like to note that I think Israel is also culpable for a significant amount of violence in the region with its disproportionate response in the Lebanese War and it’s small minority of religious extremists, but they have generally been open to some sort of peace accord in the Middle East – something that will never happen if “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” indoctrinates a new generation of Palestinian children.
5 out of 5 popped collars.
Radical Islamic Terror – It’s All Frank Herbert’s Fault
Thursday, October 9th, 2008First, a short timeline:
1965 – The widely popular sci-fi novel “Dune” is published.
1979 – Osama Bin Laden and his mujahedeen fighters go off to fight off the Soviets in Afghanistan.
1988 – The terror organization Al Qaeda is founded.
How are Herbert and Bin Laden related you ask? Just look at Dune’s protagonist Paul Atreides (later Paul Muad’dib) and you’ll find many uncanny similarities to the head of Al Qaeda.
With these uncanny similarities, I would also like to propose that Frank Herbert is not only alive and well, but probably a time-traveling robot as well. And if anyone else here is a fan of the Dune series, I’m sure there are even more parallels that I overlooked.
Tags: Al Qaeda, dune, Frank Herbert, fundamentalist islam, Osama Bin Laden, Paul Atreides, Paul Muad'Dib, terrorism
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