Welcome to Factonista.org

Factonista is an online freethought advocacy organization that relies on its users for content. Through international broad-based collaboration with its users, and other groups and organizations, it strives to provide timely and comprehensive news, views, reviews, and creative multimedia on issues at the forefront of everything under the umbrella of freethought

Not a member? Register | Lost your password?
Hi and welcome to Factonista. Please keep in mind we're still in BETA. We'll be fully functional very very soon. In the mean while feel free to browse around, read our articles, and participate in our discussions. If you note any bugs and feel like helping us out, forward a quick message to us here. Thanks! [close]

Archive for the ‘Feature’ Category

In Defense of ‘Militant’ Atheism, Part #2

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

This is the second part of a longer article. Please note that some criticisms will probably arise later, due to space, your attention span as a reader and because I care about not giving you information over-load.

RJ Eskow’s 15 Questions to Militant Atheists

RJ Eskow, a writer for the Huffington Post, offers us a very brilliant article against ‘militant’ atheism. Entitled15 Questions Militant Atheists Should Ask Before Trying to Destroy Religion, he outlines his position as a defender of reason. He quite impressively says “I hold progressives and secularists to a higher standard of logic and integrity than I do the Pat Robertson crowd, in the belief that they add an important moral and social perspective to our political dialogue.” He is therefore not attempting to caricature and dismember active atheism, as he accuses Dawkins’ of doing to religion. “Dawkins caricatures all religious belief,” Eskow says, “as essentially fundamentalist, then works to eradicate it.”

You immediately understand, dear reader, that I am taking the attack on Dawkins as an attack on active atheism. I do this not to pick fights, but as a way of actively seeking out criticism to dispel misconceptions. We have now come across the first major criticism of active atheism: it caricatures all religious belief and thinks everyone is a fundamentalist. AKA: the Strawman Fallacy.

I will focus on these broad claims later, after we have found them all in our process of investigation. Let us now look at Eskow’s questions against ‘militant’ atheism. I want to answer each question in full in a later article. I will therefore highlight and answer the most poignant ones aimed at this discussion.

One of his questions can be paraphrased as follows: Is religion the sole motivator for the various conflicts, past, present and future? By conflict, here, he suggests the Inquisition and terrorism for example (these are two separate questions but I’ve amalgamated them). Before I answer this, we can look at the next question which is: Is religion the major internal, international and individual drive for conflicts?

To answer both questions briefly I would safely say: No. There is no single factor responsible for conflicts, therefore no single answer will do in either case. What we are suggesting is this: In countries and spaces of conflict, is absolutist belief without evidence helping? India’s independence and subsequent struggle for freedom and confusion is an example of how religion retards the process. Think of any country or people who literally have a ‘God given right’ to be there – and ask yourself: Whose side is the monotheist god on?

There are many reasons for conflict and religion is no doubt an extension of the political othering that occurs on different levels. Indeed, the major thesis of Nobel laureate Amartya Sen’s Identity & Violence is that the knowledge deficit of human diversity in every individual which encompasses their identity, leads to miniaturisation of people into boxes5 (called the “solitarist” approach, by Sen) thus leading to the loss of the other’s humanity. This makes them strictly: Terrorists, Enemies, Muslims, Christians – when in fact, people have a whole continuum of personality and identity. This thesis sounds basic, but basic does not mean false or impotent. I applaud this economics guru for sounding this trumpet of reason.

Sen himself says:

The world is increasingly seen, if only implicitly, as a federation of religions or civilisations, thereby ignoring all the other ways in which people see themselves. Underlying this line of thinking is the presumption that the people of the world can be uniquely categorised according to some singular and overarching system of partitioning. Civilizational or religious partitioning of the world population yields a “solitarist” approach to human identity, which sees human beings as members of exactly one group.6

Similarly, the miasma of quivering maelstroms surrounding nations is ripe for conflict. Enter religious absolutism to trigger the storming descent. When we are robbed of our identity, good-natured approaches to stopping conflict are hampered by solitarist approaches. And religion is by far one of the worst (if not the worst) virus to incapacitate all efforts at breaking those boxes to reveal a fully formed human being; Religions go so far as to focus on your eating and sexual habits, what to feel guilty and innocent about (guilt: sexual feeling and having a body, innocent: killing infidels, homosexuals, women and apostates). Where is the beautiful diversity, the plethora of iridescent radiance of the ever-changing continuum of identity, that makes us human? If anything retards this, it is religion.

Take this to the larger conflicts and you understand how the solitarist approach is thus engendered by religions. If you accept the thesis of Edward Said, which means we see the east through western-eyes, you can argue that democratic secularists are themselves the purveyors of solitarist approaches. I would not completely disagree, but my point here is that the faithful do this to themselves via their faith. Islam wants you only to be a Muslim and nothing else. You identify yourself as a Muslim. I’ve been called a racist before because of my anti-Islamic stance. I want to see it eradicated because we can do so much better as a species. But this is not racism: It’s attacking a false claim that by definition has no evidence. The fact that people like myself have been called racist for attacking Islam (which I did believe in for most of my life), can only make you shudder in thinking how deep Islam longs to flush out the wavering form of human diversity inherent in every one. I was attacking one aspect of a person: namely their belief system. People forget that the point is not just attacking and questioning and debating: but promoting the inherent humanity and the expression and longing therein to reach the numinous and transcendent as human beings. Pure and simple.

Similarly when we evaluate conflicts and political machinations, as Eskow asks.

We are not questioning the entire process of the politics involved. We are simply asking this: How is absolutist belief (without evidence) in a creator, personal god helping situations in Pakistan, Israel, Palestine? How did it help here in South Africa? When you are backed with a god, you have a “god-mode“: God says I must kill the infidel, God says this land is mine, God says non-whites are inferior. This is not something you can argue against. This is more powerful than nationalism, because you have a “divine” backing: The most powerful being ever! The Dostoevskian saying is thus turned on its head, as Slavoj Žižek pointed out: WITH god, everything is permitted.

It is this we are critical of.

Most of Eskow’s questions can be answered by asking rhetorically: “How is religion helping?”. Eskow rightly asks for data (which I believe is growing in substantial amounts) regarding the extent of individual lives negatively affected by religion (for example, genital mutilation, Christian science, etc.) I will leave my major answer and thesis against Eskow for a later article. Eskow and I actually agree, as he told me via email himself. In the article he also writes: “[M]y personal suspicion is that organised religion is more of a negative force than a positive one. I often hate what people do in the name of faith.”

We slightly differ in that he respects an individual’s religious experience – I find no reason for respecting it. I just don’t bother with it – but perhaps that is the same sort of respect though I would not call it that.

The Divisive Notions of Mr. Orr

I dealt with labels in the beginning of this article. But another recent one, thrown at me, was: “Dawkinite“. This bizarre labelling stems from my defensive stance of Richard Dawkins’ views: his scientific and the atheistic. I am averse to this label and find it childish – name-calling in general is only ad hominem attacks in bullet form. I may be doing nothing to dispel this “Dawkinite” disposition now as I debunk H. Allen Orr’s review of The God Delusion. However, as I’ve stated throughout this article, I am attempting to gather data as to the opposition to active atheism. Orr makes a rather striking opponent and I am rather fond of his writings (in general).

H. Allen Orr is a scientist himself, which makes his very critical review that much more tantalizing. He says Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene “is the best work of popular science ever written”; before reading The God Delusion, he considered Dawkins a “professional atheist”.  He also gives one of the best summaries of The God Delusion I’ve read.

But let us sink our teeth into Orr’s terribly Idgaffian notions against the reasons for active atheism (which themselves are against religious bullying). It must be remembered that I do not consider Dawkins to be our “leader”, our “best” atheist or any other silly labels: I am seeking out attacks from intelligent critics. I refuse to reply to bumbling Fundies, with Bible/Quran verses stuffed into their ears and wagging fingers pointing to us accusingly of immorality, debauchery, Satanism and evil.

Orr, first, falls into the major branch of accusatory flimflam: The Courtier’s Reply so beautifully expressed by PZ Myers. Briefly, this means not taking the vast literature of theology and deep religious philosophy into account – or being qualified enough to engage with it. I will, as with Eskow’s first point above, deal with this major point at the end. We can simply debunk it by saying: You don’t need to be an expert on Unicornology, Faeriology, Goblinology to dismiss the existence of Unicorns, Faeries and Goblins.

Orr says for example “The God Delusion … never squarely faces its opponents. You will find no serious examination of Christian or Jewish theology in Dawkins’ book (does he know Augustine reject biblical literalism in the … 5th century?)”. We will see this notion of the Courtier’s Reply enacted again with Terry Eagleton who claims similar silly notions. But let us leave these important criticisms for the end.

I found myself raising an eyebrow when Orr asks rather juvenile reactions to philosophical arguments. I have encountered such questions from high-school students myself in presenting unbelief/nonbelief/atheism as rational. Dawkins correctly says the notion of a designer is question begging: Who then designed the designer? Orr then states: “Why, for example, is Dawkins so untroubled by his own (large) assumption that both matter and the laws of nature can be viewed as given? Why isn’t that question begging?”

As laughable as it may appear to some, this is a serious question Orr asks. Orr of course misses the important weapon of Ockham’s Razor. The point (pun intended) is that we do not keep questioning ad infinitum, as this leads as nowhere. We can postulate the reasons for why we are here, where the universe comes from, where the laws come from and so on. Those are reasonable and incredible questions. But the fact is: We can test and use the laws of nature, but there’s nothing we can do with a designer god. We are not worried with where the laws come from – there are various hypothesis such as the multiverses or bubble-universes. But there is nothing to do with them! We must never forget the parsimony of knowledge depends on what is necessary: The infinite weathering of the stone of obtained knowledge leads nowhere, except to eventually destroy that stone. Whilst we should be using Ockham’s Razor to slice out a correct, economical usage of knowledge, Orr’s postulations lead nowhere except to render the stone into dust. From a fine craftsman’s blade to a sledgehammer.

Therefore, the reason why we see “matter and the laws of nature as given” is because they rightly are, because we can test them. We do not have to do anything else with them. Religions would have us wonder where they come from (a good question) and provide the answer to it (a bad answer) – and every time they do, I can’t help being reminded of a sentence by John Stuart Mill: “The exclusive pretension made by a part of the truth to be the whole must and ought to be protested against.”7

I will give Orr’s Idfaggic notions of Stalin a pass, except to point out that Orr does invoke it to show Dawkins’ double-standards. Orr states it without justifying it. Hypocrisy runs rivulets through this flowing diatribe of misconception.

Orr also accuses Dawkins of not taking into consideration “[o]ther more nuanced possibilities [like] varieties of deism, mysticism, or nondenominational spirituality”. That is not the aim of this or other “best-selling” anti-religious tracts. Dawkins himself does deal with deism briefly, but that is truly missing the point of the whole enterprise. The focus is on the majority of the world holding the view of a personal, omnipotent celestial being and following the rulings and dogma of organised religious systems. I find critics who attack writers on what they leave out, the worst kind: We could all accuse any writer of leaving something out of their essays. The scientists, philosophers and writers of the calibre that are the vocal and so-called “poster-boys” of anti-religious and active atheism, all very clearly state their aim is organised religion. They all highlight their targets in the initial stages of their books: Daniel Dennett, for example, states he has little knowledge of most religion’s intricacies and his focus is on the moderate-to-fundamentalist Christianity that the majority of his fellow Americans believe in. Accusing him of not addressing Islam is tantamount to accusing the first edition of the Oxford English dictionary, in 1933, for not having the world “muggle” in it. When critiquing we must focus on the aims of the writer – if his aim is not to criticise Tarot card readers, angel-therapists, and psychics, then we can not accuse them of not taking these into consideration. Orr’s argument falls flat here.

Dennett says, in his letter to New York Review of Books:

[Orr] notes that [The God Delusion] is “defiantly middlebrow,” and I wonder just which highbrow thinkers about religion Orr believes Dawkins should have grappled with. I myself have looked over large piles of recent religious thought … in the course of researching my own book on these topics, and I have found almost all of it to be so dreadful that ignoring it seemed both the most charitable and most constructive policy. (I devote a scant six pages of Breaking the Spell to the arguments for and against the existence of God, whilst Dawkins devotes roughly a hundred, laying out the standard arguments with admirable clarity and fairness, and skewering them efficiently.)

Dawkins ignores [recherché versions of these traditional arguments] (as do I) and says why: his book is a consciousness-raiser aimed at the general religious public, not an attempt to contribute to the academic microdiscipline of philosophical theology. The arguments Dawkins exposes and rebuts are the arguments that waft from thousands of pulpits every week and reach millions of television viewers every day, and neither the televangelists nor the authors of best-selling spiritual books pay the slightest heed to the subtleties of the theologians either.

My apologies for quoting so extensively but I found this passage to be an important point against Orr.

I may be wrong on this, but I believe Dennett is not an ardent supporter of The God Delusion (I believe Dennett’s own book Breaking the Spell better), however, he correctly highlights Orr’s misconceptions. Orr brings up Wittgenstein and William James because “they conceived possibilities – mistaken ones perhaps, but certainly more interesting ones [than] Dawkins“, which Dawkins does not deal with explicitly. We will see this again in dealing with The Courtier’s Reply, and simply ask: Does the average believer really care about Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus? Does the average believer sit with the hundreds of books written about the bizarre Doctrine of the Trinity? No. Why should Dawkins, Dennett, Hitchens, Onfray, Grayling, Harris, et al.? Why should we? That certainly is not the aim of active atheism. The only ones who care about these detailed, intricate notions are philosophers and theologians. I find them fascinating as I am in love with philosophy, but it is not exactly a recurrent topic of conversation at dinner-parties or churches, temples, synagogues or mosques to the masses.

I can already see that some might be stirring with their pitchforks: No, this does not mean I am smarter than other people. It means nothing that I love Tractatus, and others do not. They might love something else. It simply is not important enough for furthering and helping the lives of the billions of people. Not all active atheists like philosophy, not all atheists are even interested in philosophy. The atheism of the monotheist god says nothing about intelligence as far as I know, nor do I think it ever will.

“Our species will never run out of fools,” says Christopher Hitchens, “but I dare say that there have been at least as many incredulous idiots who professed faith in god as there have been dolts and simpletons who concluded otherwise.”8

And now we get to the perhaps the most important point of the entire anti-religious campaigning, gaining voice and shedding fog. That of religion and violence.

I have highlighted what I believe to be a deeply troubling psychological aspect of committing violence and evil – that of believing your divine backing, with the power of unreason as your guiding light, your fists clenched with the power of almighty god and your actions guided by unseen, powerful forces beyond all human interference. Does Dawkins have a case, asks Orr.

Orr does not seem to think so. “[W]e all agree: religion can be bad … But the critical question is: compared to what?”

Do I sense the familiar rhetorical question: What do you plan on replacing religion with? What are we comparing religious horrors and lifestyles with? The fishy smell leads the reader to a tuna factory when we later read: “[Dawkin's] modus operandi generally involves comparing religion as practiced … with atheism as theory.”

Theory? Atheism is a theory? What does that even mean? I wish I could be said to be selectively quoting but the immediate sentence that follows is “But fairness requires that we compare both religion and atheism as practiced or both as theory. The latter is amorphous and perhaps an impossible task and I can see why Dawkins sidesteps it.” And guess where this leads, dear reader. That’s right: Stalin.

The entire 20th century history, says Orr, has been one of secular evil. I side-stepped this before but I feel as though I can answer this simply. I won’t go into the notions of Stalin because it’s a moot point. Instead I want to grapple with Orr’s apparent misnomer of atheism.

As I’ve highlighted above, we can all safely separate the lack of belief in fairies, goblins and gods with the active criticism of belief without evidence, against established religious institutions and removal of the kid-gloves society has sewn around our hands to deal with them (though this includes the lack of belief, too). How is the lack of belief in something a theory? Truly, Orr is not able to comprehend people living without believing in Jesus, Vishnu and Fidi Mukullu. How do you measure for people’s lack of belief, the very notion itself is a negation. Having studied psychology for 4 years, I can safely say this is a very myopic consideration on Orr’s part. He rightly considers it as such, but why then even raise it?

It was not Stalin’s lack of belief in gods, fairies and goblins that engendered the Purges. Similarly it was not Paul Hill’s lack of belief in Fidi Mukullu that caused him to kill the abortion doctor John Britton. The Purges (misrepresented in common knowledge as some short, bloody spell in 1930’s) was enacted to keep pressure in the ranks of the party, to keep control and eliminate any and all forms of opposition9. Paul Hill killed because he believed his god was acting through him, to stop the “killing of babies”, taking his Bible literally.

As Eskow asked above, is religion the sole motivator? No. Is secularism the sole reason for the many horrid acts? No. There is no one reason but again – how was it helping? Dawkins correctly highlights many instances and explains how the de-conversion from established religious dogma enables a fostering of free-thought. We should be wary of anyone who claims to have all the answers and be ready to criticise and tackle head-on anyone who claims to know all.

I am rather uncertain of Orr’s point throughout his criticism. He says nothing of particular value, except to attempt to poke holes in a book he simply can’t fathom. As a consciousness-raiser, it works. Whether you love or hate The God Delusion (or End of Faith, Breaking the Spell, etc.), the awareness the “poster-boy” atheists raised is important. I believe we owe them a debt of thanks and I have yet to see a criticism worth sitting upright about. It was for this reason I sought out our co-thinkers’ criticisms.

As Orr is one of the best, I was hoping for something more. Lack all Idgafs, he fails in his critique to raise anything that challenges the central arguments of the book and, more importantly, the campaign for reason against faith.

If there is call for it, I will take a closer look at Orr’s article though I imagine that you, dear reader, are either annoyed with Orr, myself, and/or Dawkins by now. It is perhaps best if we progress.

A point from Orr that will be dealt with at the very end is one he raises. I believe it is an important one but not exactly a criticism that makes my breath halt: Who do we think we are, as scientists, psychologists, philosophers, etc. to think we can contribute to this discussion? I think that this also falls into the Courtiers Reply to be dealt with later. It is for this reason I leave it to simmer, till I am able to deal a good portion on your willing, open mind.

END OF PART #2…

REFERENCES

5. Sen, A. (2006) Identity & Violence. London: Penguin.

6. Ibid. p.xii

7. Mill, J. S. (1985) On Liberty. London: Penguin. P. 114. Originally published in 1859 – the same year Darwin published On the Origin of Species. A great year for great thinkers it seems.

8. Hitchens, C. (2008) God Is Not Great. London: Atlantic. p. 254

9. Overy, R. (2005) The Dictators: Hitler’s Germany, Stalin’s Russia. London: Penguin. P.149. The purge “was a distinct element of party discipline, not a judicial process. Its object was to tighten central control over local party cadres, and to root out incompetent or corrupt officials.” (p. 151)

In Defense of ‘Militant’ Atheism, Part #1

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

This is the first part of a longer article. Please note that some criticisms will probably arise later, due to space, your attention span as a reader and because I care about not giving you information over-load.

Like a path in autumn: no sooner is it cleared than it is once again littered with fallen leaves.

- Franz Kafka1

Kafka might well have been talking about my problems as an atheist communicator. Once a set of misconceptions are cleared, more meander down to cover the path of reason.

Amidst the discussions involving faith and reason, words escape their denotation. Before delving into the thesis of my article, we need to understand the various terms being used. Words like ‘secularist’, ‘humanist’, ‘atheist’, ‘evolutionist’ all fall into a crevasse which our antagonists hope will boil into a negative transmutation, thus tarnishing those same words to be used against us. It is in this same vein that ‘militant’ atheism has become coated with this negative transmutation. I want to argue: Firstly, the arguments against (militant) atheism from thinkers (on the faith and non-faith side) are all poor; and, second, that ‘militant’ atheism does not exist as our antagonists suggest (this second part will be dealt with more exclusively in Part #3).

I began my investigation into ‘militant’ atheism by asking many people’s opinions on the subject. I have spoken with leading philosophers (some of whom are my friends and who I will argue against), colleagues in the fight against unreason, and the general public. I will attempt to classify their various positions on ‘militant atheism’ and debunk the claims. However, in my online research, I was irritated that criticisms of militant atheism are mainly directed at Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion (hardly anyone attacking Mr Anti-theist himself, Christopher Hitchens. His brother has offered some insightful remarks, though). The comments – which I will deal with – are unimpressive and have no feasible position against the accessibility, lucidity, bravery and awareness of The God Delusion (these I believe are its four important points, as I will show later). I will generalize the terms – as I imagine that the criticisms apply to anyone who actively is against religious bullying and against viewing faith as a virtue, which means myself and colleagues – and debunk those, too. Finally, I will suggest the major thesis which is this: ‘Militant’ atheism does not exist in my work and colleagues’, in the closed-minded, yelling, evangelical notions as many consider. ‘Militant’ atheism is a charge directed to those atheists who are actively against religious bullying and the negative connotations must change. The tu quoque fallacy abounds here (which I will explain later) and I want to arm my readers with various forms of identifying the fallacies in IDGAFs (nonbelievers who are critical of active atheism) and theistic antagonists’ approaches.

I hope that by the end of this article, my readers will either have refined their criticism against us active atheists (I accept this description over the erroneous ‘militant’ atheism), or – as a cothinker – you will feel empowered to continue the rightfully placed criticism against religious intolerance, bullying and privileged status of belief without evidence (called faith). Even if I do not change your mind, I hope to give you an advantage to make better arguments against me! I believe this goal beneficial to everyone: colleagues and antagonists alike.

Let us begin our investigation:

Definitions of terms

As I highlighted above, we need to understand the various terms so loosely tossed around in these discussions.

(Secular) Humanist: Richard Norman’s On Humanism beautifully illustrates the definition of humanism (which is not necessarily universal, but is one I certainly uphold and defend, along with Professor Norman. There are many definitions, the rest of which are not relevant to this discussion). As he states2, humanism is believing:

  • “the things we value in human life are not an illusion
  • that as human beings we can find from our own resources that shared moral values which we need in order to live together, and the means to create meaningful and fulfilling lives for ourselves
  • and that the rejection of religious belief need not be a cause for despair”

It is thus not man as center, but rather the acknowledgment that man is part of a natural world; that humanity has the capacity to help, improve and save itself; to relish in the present moment as it is the only moment we have as a species. We are special, beautiful and wonderful – but we don’t need any deity to tell us so and we are no more special than other “forms most beautiful”3.

Evolutionist: This is an immediate (and mostly incorrect) labeling of a secular humanist or non-believer in the monotheist god. If their god is not the reason behind the incredible diversity, beauty and intricacy we see in nature, then you must believe in evolution by natural selection. This might be considered an either-or fallacy, namely giving only two options (design or natural selection), whilst forgetting there could be others. However, I will concede that in most cases my co-thinkers are believers in the Darwinian evolutionary process. It is a beautiful fact of science (yes: fact). It explains the intricacy of the eye and chaos of lion-hunting; it explains the beauty of a Benghal tiger and the hideousness of flatfish.

The world’s leading communicator of evolution (apart from Darwin’s “Rottweiler”, Richard Dawkins), Ernst Mayr, stated: “evolution [is] the gradual process of the living world by which it has been developing following the origin of life.”4 It unites genetics, geology, cosmology, biomedicine, chemistry, archaeology, anthropology and all the other disciplines that focus on our species, its relation to the world and other species. Darwin’s hand pulled us down from the pedestal we created for ourselves, showing us that we are indeed part of a natural order, one beautiful to comprehend. We are neither the goal of a god nor the goal of a process – we are part of it. I would contend that perhaps this is the main opposition to evolutionary theory: That we are not more special than other living beings, that ultimately the universe is uncaring, that we are alone.

Someone who embraces all forms of evolutionary thought – albeit the various dimensions it engenders – can safely be labeled an evolutionist. I would add however that it is more appropriate to a person who knows evolution to a larger extent than, for example, myself: a psychology and English student. Labeling me an evolutionist might be incorrect in that sense.

Atheist: Atheism does not mean you are a secular humanist, nor an evolutionist. You can be an atheist that hates evolution, science, and despises secular states. Indeed a majority of the world’s atheists do! Because we are all atheists. Atheism is simple: a lack of belief in a god. Everyone lacks a belief in other religion’s gods – unless you are a pantheist (I won’t comment on this flimflam in this article).

Therefore you can be an atheist about Tezcatlipoca and be part of the Discovery Institute in all its vainglory – why? Because as a Christian (not all DI IDers are Christian) you are an atheist about Tezcatlipoca, Loki, Zeus. This might sound ridiculous and stupidly semantic, but that is my point: It is. To say atheism (about which god?) is a position of ‘faith’ is preposterous because atheism does not entail belief in evolution, belief in humanistic outlooks, nor belief that science is beautiful. You are an atheist no matter who you are.

So before opponents decide to say: “a lack of belief is a faith position”, they should question what do they themselves lack a belief in? Fairies, goblins, the Invisible Pink Unicorn? If so, that is a lot of different faith positions! That dialogue – related to the tu quoque fallacy I will be dealing with later – gets us nowhere and is patently wrong!


We are all atheists/Passive Atheism

As an active atheist, I have dealt with many criticisms. An acceptable position says, “I am an atheist but x, y, z.” These are what we call passive atheists, or just atheists. We must remember that there is nothing special about the Judeo-Christian god, over and above other religions’ gods. I always find it amusing that when you tell someone you are an atheist, they assume you mean the monotheist god (how often are you asked: “Oh, so you’re an atheist? Of which god?”). In my case, it’s feasible considering I don’t believe in any supernatural, personal gods. But the fact that people don’t question which god you are an atheist of speaks volumes to our growing global culture.

However, the argument against this is quite simple: Everyone is an atheist of some god. To have to explain would simply be superfluous since we are all atheists.

I can accept this but I only want to make you aware that next time you are asked of your position on religion, reply as such:

Atheist: I am an atheist

Questioner: Oh ok.

Atheist: Aren’t you going to ask me of which god?

Your next line could be, “I am an atheist of all gods except the monotheist god.”

Assess the situation beforehand of course and see what happens (and I have yet to meet someone who has not begun a lame argument against me about my lack of belief, so the second line in this dialogue has never happened personally!). Let me remind you, dear readers, that even if you are a Christian, answer with “I am an atheist” to begin an interesting discussion – because you certainly don’t believe in Hujibi at the top of the mountain.

What on Earth is an IDGAF?

Passive atheism is an acceptable position and I know many such people (they erroneously call themselves agnostics, not realising I too am an agnostic about supernatural deities. However, my belief is in the negative, therefore I am an atheist – as are they but they think atheism necessitates active atheism. It does not). But there are two active lines that bifurcate the next step.

(1) It lends itself to my position as an active atheist:

  • seeking the enlightenment (not ‘conversion’) of every person to secular humanism
  • dispelling misconceptions of a lack of belief in the monotheist god
  • the beauty of science
  • the combat against religion obscurantism and bullying; and
  • the welfare of every person to be respected as a human being.

Or (2) it contorts into something I call Idgaffery.

I have met many of these and I am sure my co-thinkers have too. IDGAF is an acronym for: I Don’t Give a Frack. These are active atheists seeking the disestablishment of the campaign against religious superstition. These are people who are angry that you are questioning others’ faith – on the faithfuls’ behalf! (How patronizing to believers – let them defend themselves.)  These are the major-league pitchers of the ad hominem: “You bigot, bastard, backward, bully, banal, buttheaded atheist!” They themselves do not believe in a god because they simply “do not give a frack”. Allow me to introduce the IDGAF: angry non-believers who speak for the faithful to keep faith treated with kid-gloves, who view active atheism as preaching, who view active atheism as no better than “other religions”. It is the culmination of active laziness and I believe one of the first such examples in our society: active laziness! Whoever heard of such a thing?

Laziness because most of these attacks are misconceptions, invalid, protective of religious faith and have little understanding of what active atheism entails. In my analysis of some upcoming writers, you can identify the IDGAFs (notably H. Allen Orr) from the faithful.

A critic can easily say the following: “You are making a false assumption, that either people are for you or against you. If they disagree with you, as an active atheist, they are either IDGAFs or faithful. You won’t accept a middle ground”. No. I will not. I have yet to be presented with a valid reason of why those who are active in this debate (passive atheism is fine, but IDGAFs actively speak out) choose the side of protecting the faithful instead of joining us in our fight against religious obscurity. I do not accept a middle ground because I refuse to give consent or respect to the belief without evidence, because a middle ground does not exist. Either you believe or you do not. When you are vocal about that opinion, what possible reason is there to then continue respecting faith? This is not intolerance, it is the position I hold because no non-believer has offered a viable criticism against active atheism. There are many good criticisms, which I will debunk, but they do not last. Why be an active IDGAF criticizing atheism, instead of being an active atheist?

Let me reiterate, I am speaking of no middle-ground regarding activism: passivity is another option and one I duly respect. But active entails writing, speaking and communicating in this debate. There are only two sides in the activism.

For this reason, I accept no middle ground. I am not trying to win hearts here, I imagine I am making fewer friends by saying this! I am attempting to find truth. And Idgaffery from people who should be helping us, only makes the job harder. Am I saying Idgafs should shut up? No. People must express and say whatever they want, but I ask only this: At least offer better reasoning for not being an active atheist and being an active IDGAF.

I hope I have established my position and that I have not created a Strawman. I will show examples of Idgaffery which should hopefully highlight why I feel so strongly about Idgaf nonsense.

END OF PART #1…

REFERENCES


1. Kafka, F. (2006) The Zürau Aphorisms. London: Harvill Secker

2. Norman, R. (2008) On Humanism. London: Routledge Pp. 24-25

3. This quote is from the famous, beautiful ending of Darwin’s On the Origin of Species.

4. Mayr, E. (2002) What Evolution Is. London: Phoenix. P. 314

DaveScot needs to stop failing

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Just when we thought that DaveScot may have finally decided to make a teeny bit of sense after all, he ends up crashing our hopes to the ground by posting something so mind-numbingly ridiculous; making us realize that his drama is a train wreck that we simply cannot stop watching. Over at Uncommon Descent, he decides to have a little fun with Google Trends:

He triumphantly posts:

Blue: Intelligent Design
Red: Darwinian Evolution
Orange: Scientific Creationism
Green: Theological Evolution

Any questions?

Yeah, DaveScot. Because, you know, your average Googler would use the term ‘Darwinian Evolution’ when looking up information on evolutionary biology.

Good to know.Looking at the graph, we see ID getting lots of attention in 2005 at the time that the Dover trial was talking place and when the IDists were whining about being trounced in court. However, notice that there apparently has been hardly any interest in ID before Dover, and still hardly any after the dust from Dover settled. For all the books the IDists have been writing, for all the propaganda they have been spewing, for all their bleating over Expelled – people are simply not paying attention. Yes, the scientific community already knew long ago that ID was a crock, but apparently nobody else has been paying attention either. Funny how DaveScot chooses not to mention this (which would have been plainly obvious by even a cursory glance at the graph), don’t you think?

Now, let us use Google Trends to get a graph for people searching for ‘evolution’, which would obviously be the choice for someone looking for information about – gasp – evolution. To be fair, I will also use ‘creationism’ instead of ’scientific creationism’. We get this:

Ouch. That must hurt for DaveScot who just a moment ago was arrogantly asking for questions. When asked why he used the term ‘Darwinian evolution’ instead of just ‘evolution’, he responded:

ID doesn’t dispute all “evolution”. It disputes Darwinian evolution.

Just…wow. Despite the fact that the IDists have never been able to come up with an actual answer to what ID actually is and despite the fact that they have never been able to agree on what part of ‘evolution’ they actually accept (Behe accepts common descent and human evolution, Dembski does not, etc.), DaveScot is now fudging and shifting the goalposts again in an effort to have his cake and eat it too. What makes this whole situation even more hilarious is that based on the very graph that he posted, most people not only do not buy into the ID nonsense, they do not even seem to care! The IDists have failed at convincing the scientific community to give their unscientific dogma the time of the day and they have apparently not made much headway in the court of public opinion as well, even with all this fudging and hedging.

I am really curious as to what ‘evolution’ the IDists accept. The Lamarackian version?

He continues:

When I say Darwinian evolution I mean the term writ large accounting for the entire history of life on earth. Do I really need to tediously qualify it at every mention? I don’t think so. Most of the subscribers and audience here recognize by now that micro-evolution by chance & necessity is not being disputed. We don’t dispute facts. We dispute theory.

Uh…what? ID does not accept evolution that accounts for the history of life on earth but accepts micro-evolution, which somehow does not qualify as ‘Darwinian evolution’? Why wouldn’t micro-evolution qualify as being ‘Darwinian’, but somehow explaining the history of life counts as ‘Darwinian’ evolution? What is the imaginary barrier separating the two? At this point, we can safely say that DaveScot does not have a clue and is making it up and fudging even more in an effort to blunder along.

Maybe, DaveScot, it is time for you and the rest of your ID propagandists to stop failing. Just…stop.

But there’s good news: the shipping is free

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

If you type “Jesus face” into Ebay.com’s search engine, you get between 150 and 200 matches. Most of them are perfectly ordinary, normal objects: some lovely jewelry, watches, pendants, things of that sort. But the rest of the items read more like a flea market for the religiously insane.

You know that at least one of the items, whose bid starts at $35,000, is authentic because of a clever disclaimer in its description: “NOT A FRAUD” (the same description also categorizes it as a “CONVERSATION PIECE”). Another way the authenticity of the item is guaranteed is that Jesus once referred to himself as a door, and now someone has referred to a door as Jesus, so that’s airtight. That’s just logic. For those of you seeking to compliment your coffee table with some decorative piece besides your stack of full-color atlases of Australia, take heart: the shipping on the item is free.

Most of you will recall the moldy cheese sandwich whose askance grill-lines were popularly interpreted as being the face of the “Virgin Mary.” Behind the overwhelming kitsch of the whole story is the alarming fact that this divine apparition sold for $28,000 dollars, roughly the price of a good midsize car. Mary, who has since filled out her global tour schedule with appearances in windows, trees, garages, and South Park (though the Pope has declared this latter apparition to be not a miracle), can now be purchased as a curled chunk of stone… for $10,000. But the shipping, again, is free, so you might want to take this one before it has to be re-listed with a UPS fee.

Obviously, close to none of the few people who actually buy these things are doing it out of genuine religious devotion. When Jesus appeared on a cheese sandwich, it was snapped up not by a raving fanatic, but by an online casino seeking to cash in on the phenomenon. A Virgin Mary apparition on the side of a house that burned down, and then left the apparition in the scars on the walls (Virgin Mary loves the world so much, she is willing to demolish somebody’s home to show us her curves?) wasn’t bought for adoration by some zealously irrational Catholic, it was just left up as part of the new home.

But suppose there are people who do actually purchase these items for their devotional value. Such people could potentially be spending a fortune on slabs of wood, broken drywall, and toasted cheese products every year out of a genuinely insane conception of reality. Now I say genuinely insane not necessarily to deprecate religiosity, but I really mean that there is a severe cognitive error made in pursuing the extravagant cost of these items because you think that God is actually burned into your back door.

One metric used to evaluate whether a belief is psychotic is whether or not it comes from the general cultural milieu or not (note that sincerity is not considered here, since one can sincerely believe himself to be a piece of ham and still be a bit off). For example, using ritual magic to act out cannibalism is not psychotic because millions of practicing Christians do it every Sunday. However, actually going out and trying to eat someone in line at the superstore because you think it will give you magic powers is crazy. Eating people for magic’s sake, beyond being both illegal and impolite, is a good indicator of genuine mental disorder because it has no parallel in the general cultural background.

Likewise, there are a lot of people who are willing to huddle around a sprinkler-stain and hope that the dim outline of a person translates into a miraculous cure. This may be stupid, it may convict many of the faithful of being gullible to the point of farce, but it isn’t insane. Why? Because a lot of stupid, farce-worthy people do it. What is insane, however, is taking an object that has no cultural significance whatsoever (the Shrine of Lourdes has cultural staying power; a dog’s asshole does not) and paying the value of a dozen laptops for it. This has no relationship to mainstream religious beliefs, and indicates that you are probably crazy.

Nor does such an investment even parallel the logic of religious beliefs. No religious traditions has any surviving first-hand descriptions of what Jesus’s mother looked like, or what Jesus himself looked like. Nor does it concord with general Christian beliefs to think that the Second Coming will take place on a fishstick. Mainstream Christian belief is obsessed with the death and zombification of a wandering Palestinian schizoaffective exorcist, but has no place for calls to impoverish yourself in order to put you near something that, totally by accident, can fool you into thinking that it bears an anonymous face that you label the face of Jesus, or of Mary.

Obviously, the salient feature here is the expenditure of large sums of money. But then, some people, in their desperation, buy expensive plane tickets to fly their ailing loved ones to healing shrines like Lourdes and de Chimayo, don’t they? This investment can easily run up into the thousands of dollars. Is this insane? Probably not, since it firstly does accord with the cultural practice of people liking to stand near famous/’holy’ places, and secondly, it is mitigated by grief-induced religious mania.

Two conclusions have clearly emerged. If you are the kind of person who peddles overpriced baked portraits on ebay, you are eventually going to be taking advantage of someone who is mentally ill. Just as bad, if you are the curator of a place like Lourdes, then it is literally your day-by-day profession to exploit the helplessness of the grieving and the dying by deceiving them into thinking that some dirty sewer water has even a slim chance of curing their cancer, so long as that dirty sewer water emits from a pipe close enough to a cathedral.

These religious icons are silly. Cheese sandwiches are funny, and when you see one of these things in a museum or a casino at some point in the future, you’ll laugh. But when your customer buys it out of holy terror, or when the venue is visited not by vacationing thrill-seekers but by the terminally ill clinging to desperate promises made by cynical old pulpit-men, then what are you are doing is not a joke any more. It is a crime against humanity.

Non-Belief and Family (a short digression)

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

I found myself rudely awakened to forced submission. I am sure many who are currently under the roof of a believer (parent, guardian, etc.) feel the four walls, holding up that roof, should cave in to allow the light of reason to shine in. It is much to our dismay that we are forced into the woeful submission to their supernatural, celestial dictatorships. But this is not a rant or whine – it is, as with most things I write, an investigation. This is to the simple question of WHY.

The day which I was bated into is called Eid-ul-Fitr; it came at the end of the month of fasting (which I did not do), as a day of worship (which I did not do) to relish in the achievement of being closer to Allah (which I did not feel at all). The sleep had barely fallen from my eyelids when vaguely the morning light rudely lit my unkempt room. I will skip the emotional details that these engendered through that day and get to the meat of this body I create with words.

The mosque was dusty, stuffy and with the amount of sniffing, coughing and phlegm you would be forgiven for thinking it an ICU. The sonorous Arabic verses droned to a repeated chant, enabling the name of the Muslim god to be lost amidst the fecundity of pluralist recurrence. After shuffling forward, my father, my younger brother and I sat. A curtain divided us from the women, as is so encouraged in every faith it seems. I am a child of feminism and long for the equality of genders. The monotheist god seems uncomfortable around woman, as most of us know. Like some adolescent, sexually repressed hormonal teenage boy, the god of the Quran and Bible is one to quickly dismiss women into swathes of clothes, bedraggled undergarments of denigrating titles and male-centred dominance (cooking, raising children, copulation for the cycle to continue).

I am a child of Darwinian explanations for life. I am particularly averse to “god did it” as stifling of the growing and searching human mind. So, perhaps we can give the ranting, misogynistic, anti-science imam that day a double-score against my sensibilities.

Score 1: “Is Allah not great that he made us eyes to see? Is Allah not great that he made air for us to breathe?”

Score 2: “My sisters, why would you not want to keep your hijab on? When people see you walking down the street, they can say ‘there goes a Muslim woman’. Why would you remove that and go about naked around the world?”

In one foul swoop, he pulled the veils over the truth of the natural world and tied it with a pin behind the head of every woman whose voice he could reach.

I expressed my disgust for this hypocrite of a man who also said “we want equality and truth and justice”, then proceeded to pray only for Muslim brothers and sisters around the world. Presumably the Christians and Jews in conflicts weren’t doing the exact same thing? Whose side is the monotheist god on? He does not want equality – that is the tribal mindset, wanting your own side to win for no reason except they endorse your belief without evidence. What about longing for peace, compassion for every man and woman, the stimulation of knowledge and reason? My father replied to this by saying the imam is speaking to the masses, he is not particularly interested in raising those concerns. I see that as a poor (but true) reason unfortunately. His baby-talk of human capacity for reason already sanctions parsimonious helpings of clear-thought.

I believe those helpings could be given in more quantities, added with the flavor for the “appetite for wonder”, and be based on reason.

The problem is hereby narrowed and targeted: The penetration of truth, logic and reason. When voicing my reasons for disliking and showing no respect for belief without evidence, my father justified his faith with “It is important as it is socially cohesive force in our lives. It is the only one we have to bring the family together.” Thus I found 2 important aspects: The easy and dumbed-down dealings in large quantities of nonsense, as opposed to the fine siftings for truth. Like holding a cup of sand in your hand, you should sift knowledge carefully and enthusiastically with forefinger and thumb seeking grains of golden truth. Instead, religious faith deals you buckets of sand and says: “Feast on dirt”. Abundant nonsense and carefully sifted truth. This is a problem.

Many people I speak to about belief usually lay down the problem of social-connections. You could be blunt and say “Facebook” but I see a human element which I can not ignore. I am usually dismissive of many knee-jerk responses to atheism, such as “you can’t disprove god”, “the world’s too beautiful” etc. and in each we can find a normal human desire expressed. But each of those can be shown elsewhere, based on reason and truth, to be far more tantalising than religious explanations. This reminds me of what WB Yeats once wrote about the anti-religious, yet devoutly faithful, William Blake: “To him the universe seemed filled with an intense excitement at once infinitesimal and infinite.”

I often compare it to gazing through a telescope at The Horsehead Nebula or believing in a Burning Bush talking to an old magician-prophet. The fact is everyone can take the first option, but it requires “faith” for the second. It is this that is the basis of my desire to see religion thwarted and other solitarist approaches to humanity destroyed, to see the promotion of science, reason and the beauty in the world and life, with compassion and respect to be our Constant Coda.

And I found the humanity in my father’s second explanation of the social cohesiveness. The point is this: What can we do?

I see this era as a transitory phase, as the bad, insane, inane and stupid ideas of religious flimflam will be weeded out to allow the growth of reason into fruition. It needs only the light of truth, so long obscured by superstitious fog, covering knowledge with its poker-face and poker-hand of false-secrecy to absolute truth.

Humanity needs humans. Humans need other humans. There are many occasions for gatherings, socialising and engaging with family. The problem of course is the tradition or the cultural aspect that religion takes. I think that this comes with its territory: Throughout our past, religious faith has been given a free-ride. I am not proposing humanist holidays – but I think within humanism we might want to encourage the familial aspect. Once we can focus on a penetrating thesis for a humanistic cohesiveness amongst family members, we could find religion taking another blow (I think it’s easy: It’s what happens anyway but without religious nonsense). Already we are watching its death-throes. The family is important, not because a god says so, not because a holy book says so, not because I say so: But because it’s important and beautiful for every human being. We need to learn to encourage a nontheistic view of this, yet configure it to counteract the dominance religion has on this subtle form of intrusion into our sensibilities.

South Park + Free Speech = a Bad Day for Religion Part 3 – Islam

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

While attacking faiths like Scientology and Christianity might stir up some controversy, poking fun at Islam is like pissing on a bee hive.  Maybe this is why Parker and Stone have stayed away from attacking it a lot.  They consistently portray Jesus, but only once portray Mohamed.  Portraying Mohamed, of course, is not allowed in the Muslim faith, but what many people don’t realize is that any prophet of Islam is not allowed to be depicted, and Jesus is a Muslim prophet.  In a sneaky way, SP has always mocked Islam, even if they didn’t know it.

The one time they actually did portray Mohamed was in the episode “Super Best Friends”.  He was part of the super best friends, had the superpower of fire, and had to help destroy a giant Abraham Lincoln.  To everyone’s surprise, no one seemed to care and this episode went unnoticed to the waiting bee hives of “fundamentalist” Muslims.

What really stirred the nest was the epic two-parter in season 11 entitled “Cartoon Wars.”  This episode was a reaction to the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy.  In this episode, Family Guy is planning on airing an image of Mohamed which throws American’s into a state of fear that the Muslim world will retaliate.  Their solution?  They bury their heads in the sand to show the Muslims that they didn’t want to watch it.

But Kyle stands up for free speech and in a touching speech where he says “If you don’t show Mohammed, then you’ve made a distinction of what is okay to poke fun at, and what isn’t. Either it’s all okay, or none of it is,” convinces the President of Fox to air the episode.  Coincidentally, Comedy Central censored SP’s image of Mohamed in fear of a Muslim retaliation.  Parker and Stone used this censoring as meta-humour by showing a black screen saying “Comedy Central has refused to broadcast an image of Muhammad on their network.”  Kyle’s plea to the network executive was the exact wording of Parker and Stone’s plea to the president of Comedy Central.

The censoring they were making fun of in their episode actually happened to the show itself, only concreting their point that the only reason we don’t depict Mohamed is because we’re scared of violent reactions.  At the very end of the episode SP shows Jesus defecating on President Bush; therefore mocking the general American public by showing how backwards it is that they can show the prophet in the hearts of most Americans defecating on the American President but not a simple image of Mohamed.

This two-parter ideally sums up SP’s view on religion and free speech.  The theme was primarily critiquing the West’s response to Muslim rioting, but it was much more than that.  It was a controversial episode thats message played itself out in the controversy it caused.  A speech by the character Stephen gets their message across perfectly,

“Freedom of speech is at stake here, don’t you all see? If anything, we should all make cartoons of Mohammed, and show the terrorists and the extremists that we are all united in the belief that every person has a right to say what they want!  And if we aren’t willing to risk what we have, then we just believe in free speech, but we don’t defend it.”

If you bury your head in the sand, like the Americans in SP, then you’re not defending free speech.  Parker and Stone risked their lives by depicting Mohamed in the name of free speech.

In conclusion, one things is for sure when it comes to SP, nothing that’s held sacred is safe from being challenged.  If you want to bury your head in the sand like the Americans in SP then you’re just someone who believes in free speech, but doesn’t defend it.  Kudos South Park, you are true champions of one of our most cherished civil rights, free speech.

Afterword,

SP has also critiqued Judaism, Mormonism, and even Atheism.  However, I felt their depictions didn’t warrant their own sections in this post.  In a future post I will tackle these three together.

Part 1 – Scientology
Part 2 – Christianity

Citations for all three posts

Arp, Robert. “South Park and Philosophy: You Know I Learned Something Today.” Oxford: Blackwell Publishing, 2007.

David, Koepsell.  “Blasphemy and South Park.” Lecture, University of Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, 2007.

Hanley, Richard. “South Park and Philosophy: Bigger, Longer, and More Penetrating.” Chicago: Open Court Press, 2007.

Southparkstuff.com. 1 November, 2007. <http://www.southparkstuff.com/south_park_downloads/episode-related_downloads/south_park_scripts >

Religulous Reviewed

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

It’s not often that, in one week as a campus club leader, you author an editorial slamming your schools religious convocation, host a pastafarian themed Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day party, attend a rally for a Canadian opposition party leader, see your club’s banner get vandalized (I will write an Edger feature on this soon), get on local TV news covering the story and then get to see Religulous.  All-in-all it’s been quite a busy week (I should add that I’ve also been campaigning for a local candidate in the upcoming Canadian federal election).

And yes you read it right, I have seen Religulous, and now I’m going to tell you what I think about it (I may have some spoilers, but it is a mockumentary).

Want the short version with no spoilers? It’s the comedy version of Richard Dawkins’ “Root of All Evil” (or The God Delusion’s video companion). It has roughly the same arguments against religion, uses many of the same locations, and ends with the same conclusion. In short: if you can laugh about religion, you will love this movie.

We already know the premise behind Bill Maher’s new documentary. Basically, he sets out to expose extremist religion in humorous fashion. But what I hadn’t realized is that he pushes a message to all extremist religious people:

Grow up, or die

Now, Bill isn’t threatening that atheists (he never calls himself an atheist in the movie) will kill religious people – his argument is that unless people start injecting doubt and thought into their ideologies, that these people are going to end up killing each other, and potentially the entire world.

But the entire movie isn’t all doom-and-gloom.

We see Bill meet the founder of the Church of Kantheism in Amsterdam. This church doesn’t have much dogma, but knows it can reach the divine through marijuana. After a few tokes, Bill tells the pothead priest that his hair’s on fire (it’s not) and the priest freaks out for a bit.

Bill interviews Dr. Francis Collins (director of the Human Genome Project) and exposes a double standard in Dr. Collins beliefs about evidence in that the same level of evidence isn’t necessary for Jesus and the resurrection. Dr. Collins even goes as far to defend his faith through the New Testament as “first hand accountants” to which Bill decries that they are at least several decades detached.

Bill gets kicked out of the Vatican (he wanted to interview the Pope), off of a Mormon churchyard in Utah, out of the biblical theme park in Florida, and a number of people end the interview abruptly when they figure out what’s going on. Where Mathis and Expelled held interviews that didn’t seem out of line (and were under false pretences), it became quickly obvious what Maher’s intentions were as soon as he opened his mouth.

The cutting of many interviews was quite obvious, and you could tell Maher wanted to push comedy over allowing his interview subjects the chance to fully speak their mind.

Finally, I have to say, I really liked Bill’s approach. He never claimed to have the answers. He often said “I don’t know”, and even shows an interview between him and his mother – who also doesn’t know what they believe anymore. Bill preaches the word of doubt and rational thought.

Overall, the movie was awesome. I can tell a lot of people won’t like Religulous, but if you’re reading articles on Edger, this movie is probably perfectly suited for you.

Did Neanderthals Pray? – Part 2

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

This article is a continuation of the post located here.

So the question boils down to: what are the minimal mental requirements for the software religion? As I stated in a comment to the previous part, the purpose of religion is to communitize. Religions discriminate because they don’t want their youth marrying into another population. Why should you give their genes free access into another generation? If you reproduce with one of us, then the relatedness of your baby with us will be closer to one. No one says this consciously of course (imagine if they did!) but this is the underlying structure of all discrimination. This further leads to creation of myths and taboos.

Muslims and Jews must not eat pork; originating from the same part of the world and the same tribes, the early populations of these religions were threatened by the attacking Romans. The Romans of course were hedonists. Imagine a common scene where the invading population would gather around all the meat shops (primarily pork for the Romans). An undeclared rule would prevail forbidding the early Jewish children from the pork markets. A few generations down, this would become a communal law. Similarly the Hindus don’t eat beef, even though it is well known that they did till about 1000 A.D. This was the exact time the Muslims invaded. Practicing Hindus today find the consumption of beef and meat in general to be literally “disgusting”, and by the rules of hereditary, all people who consume something disgusting must acquire the same properties. It can also be noted that South Indians (a region the attackers did not reach) continue to consume this meat. So in these unsaid and undeclared ways, taboos emerge. And this is the essence of religion. Even moderate populations today do eventually marry into their own religion and race. Even if you don’t discriminate, that familial instinct remains, and indeed it has its roots in our ancestral societies.

We can prove this by showing that taboos are not static, but variable to communal pressures. Incest is the best example that comes to mind. A serendipitous experiment Napolean Chagnon conducted with the Yanomamo, shows us how shaky the rule can be. In isolation, himself and a friend interviewed men and women about their phylogenic tree. Many tribal cultures have strong taboos against naming the dead (with fear their ghosts might return or something along those lines); so it was very hard to get them to name the deceased relatives. But the purpose of the experiment was not to test their knowledge of the subject, but to see how quickly could men return the correct answer as opposed to women. And the initial assumption that gave cause to the experiment was found true. Men did answer more questions significantly faster with more accuracy. This shows that men (in tribal societies) are much more aware of the distance that exists between themselves and any given female. They have to know this better to be able to draw the line of incest in their minds. With abundance of women and low competition (like our societies), the incest bar is set very high. No one crosses it, and if they do, they are looked upon with the utmost contempt. But when your village has only about 10 or so people remaining, that bar is suddenly lowered. A chart in a 1973 publication shows what Chagnon thought the society of all our ancestors looked like. It is a great chart to look at, but I don’t have access to it right away. It showed how rare it was for all members of a family to be alive all at once. If mother, daughter and son were alive, then father might be already dead, or some iteration thereof.

So we can begin to surmise the reasons religion might have evolved: the necessity of promoting our own genes over other populations’. But these communal pressures do not belong only to humans, but all social animals. So why don’t we see capybaras and vervet monkeys adhering to strange societal laws? Well who says we don’t? They don’t pray but they certainly do discriminate. Gang warfare is common amongst primates. Rodents are often known to be stingy with resources. All other social animals also follow this pattern. But the major distinguishing factor between our religions and theirs is that of language. We have it, they don’t. We set rules and pass them on through generations, they don’t. And recently, since we started writing, our rules have gained the ability to remain verbatim through several generations. This also allows for gross misinterpretations by it’s modern followers.

So now our job is to draw a separator at the point at which modern language evolved and then we could answer the title-question. But this is where the problem arises, we don’t know when language evolved, and we are not even sure how it evolved. Christine Kenneally gives a very nice history of the field in her book “The First Word.” She draws up the political chart with Chomsky at the right and Sue Savage Rumbaugh at the left. Steven Pinker lies somewhere between Chomsky and the mid point, and Philip Liberman at the symmetrically opposite. Some on the left insist that language comes from many different parts of the brain, and it emerges not as a single object but rather more like an illusion formed by many functioning parts. With this they suggest that it is futile to search for an evolutionary point for language, because it does not exist. Those to the ‘extreme’ right suggest that all language evolved with a single mutation. Though there are less than a handful of people that share this view, most on this end believe that some mental faculties did evolve for the specific purpose of language. It is now well known that there are no specific language organs, but I think the evidence also shows us that there are some “key” language centers in the brain. The function that they serve is so specific, it is difficult to explain their history if we do not assume they evolved for their namesake.

The most convincing argument I have heard towards the left is that regarding “recursion”. Recursion is that property of our language that sets it apart from everything else that exists; it is the ability with which we can make sentences infinitely long. By embedding one phrase into another, we can produce sentences like “Mary thought that Harry thought that Larry thought…she liked him”. We can replace ‘…’ with any number of phrases. The right requires recursion to have evolved for the specific purpose of communication, but the argument sets-up a scenario where even without language, recursion could be used to keep social networks in mind (like suggested above). For reasons like this, I lie close to the center-line, though on the right side.

Many researchers like to stress that we are not thinking machines, but feeling machines that think. Our emotions precede our words, but that does not mean our words do not have any domain over our emotions. Types of swearing demonstrate just this. Calling someone a “piece of shit” does nothing more than remind them of something unpleasant, something their brain is programmed to respond to with “disgust” for any number of reasons (hygiene in this case.) So in this way, words could be an immensely powerful weapons. From kindergarten schoolyards to Mccain-esque politics, words govern the largest aspects of our social lives. They can inspire life-long embarrassment and bring a lack of other human qualities into power (most headmen in tribal societies are accomplished orators). So is it so hard to imagine that there is a survival advantage to language organs? To those who say there is little evidence to support this view, I say be patient. The last few years have brought in a flurry of achievements in genetics, and the whole FOXP2 extravaganza symbolizes just this.

Artifacts such as the Lascaux paintings and the Venus of Willendorf are evidence enough to show that humans of 30,000 years ago were genetically modern. They probably did have language, even if it was not as rich as ours*. Before that, the neanderthals survived a period of 600,000 years hunting and gathering lacking the tools other carnivores had (sharp claws and immense strength). So they must have had a secret weapon that made them so successful, and I propose it might have been an elementary form of language. It might have been perhaps based more on pantomime than vocabulary, but certainly capable of a rich syntax, and fancy features such as recursion. Nothing else I can think of could have made them so successful. But hominids that lived before them also did so for long periods. Some of them were the pioneers who discovered and rediscovered new continents and ecosystems. To prevail in these could not have been an easy task.

If the abilities with which are our extant cousins communicate are homologous to those of our common ancestors, then we can even suggest primitive linguistic abilities must have evolved over 6 million years ago. The question that still completely eludes us though is that of the evolution of completely human linguistic abilities. Though that can be left for another debate.

If we are creative enough, we can imagine the neanderthals and homo ergasters conquering new lands (and consequential challenges) with group dynamics. They would then meet new groups and control their own expansion with primitive creoles. And when the problem would get large enough, there is a good chance, they must have prayed.

*The only reason I suggest it might not have been as rich as ours is not because they had an inferior brain, but because language is ultimately a meme that grows through use. English is the perfect example: it is a rapidly changing language that has morphed into many forms before. And it continues to do so because of the vast number of people today that speak it. These memes are so heavily animated today because of the many networks we use to communicate.

Pentacostal leader gets in on the cartoon-hating business

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Apparently unsatisfied with his denomination’s current cache of craziness capital, CEO of the Assemblies of God George O. Wood (and yes, his title really is CEO) has fiercely criticized a Washington Times cartoon that makes light of Sarah Palin’s history of glossolalic indulgence. The Assemblies of God is a conservative Pentacostal denomination whose core doctrines include the belief that God’s greatest gift to you is proven by incomprehensible stammering, or as some like to mispronounce it, “speaking in tongues.”

The cartoon, which is only legitimately available to Washington Post subscribers, depicts Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin babbling nonsense into a cell phone with John McCain declaring that he has no idea what it means but that it gives him a “direct line to the Almighty!,” with the second panel showing a confused God on a cell phone telling an angel that he can’t understand the “dam’ right wing politician” on the other end.

I have categorized this article as a feature and not as news because there is no way for me to objectively report someone being so basely silly as George O. Wood is right now. The cartoon’s subject is obviously the play-acted piety of the religious right and has nothing to do with the practicing of speaking in tongues; the cartoon merely depicts glossolalia, and the fact that Wood has inferred slander from a frank depiction of his own beliefs says a lot about what he must think of the practice of speaking in tongues. It is a Charistmatic assertion that glossolalia (”the gift of tongues,” in certain circles) is a direct line with God, and it is a Charistmatic recognition that nobody really knows what any specific instance of glossolalia means qua language.

Are we seeing shades of the Jyllands-Posten Mohammed cartoons episode? I don’t think so. I doubt anyone is going to get too upset over the Christian Post’s harshest critique of the cartoon (”the cartoonist portrayed God as cranky, befuddled, a user of profanity and not omniscient”), or Wood’s whiney theological guess that since God “is multi-lingual, [Woods is] sure He doesn’t have problems understanding any prayers.” The cartoonist, Pat Oliphant, is still alive as far as I know. Pentacostalists might believe that God routinely demonstrates his existence not to cure disease or alleviate suffering, but to rile up excited, agitated crowds of pre-committed believers in moments of furious ecstasy, but I doubt that even they are any danger to the cartoonist.

So what is the danger? The danger is that the Washington Post, fearing for its advertising dollars, will kill the cartoon and take the cartoonist off their rolls. The danger is appeasement. The danger is treating any ridiculous religious superstition as if it were off-limits to even being mentioned, much less criticized, as if we’re supposed to act like the profound national interest in protecting the rights of inane babble trumps the freedom of speech or the principle of free inquiry.

Fundementalist Theatre 3000 BC: “Tomorrow’s Pioneers”

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Simply put, “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” is the reason why I decided against giving “Bibleman” the worst popped collars rating. Produced and aired by the terrorist and fringe political group Hamas, “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” preaches anti-semitism, the use of violence, and an ultraradical dominionist theology… aimed towards kindergarteners; even Bibleman looks like an oasis of rationalism and tolerance by comparison.

Leading the charge is Farfour the Mouse, who ironically resembles that great symbol of American neo-colonialism Mickey Mouse. He is shown here encouraging children to get involved in their communities… by picking up an AK-47 and killing the Israelis -

[youtube]3hTwDZ1GQxc[/youtube]

But despite his Good Works, Farfour is ‘martyred’ by a greedy Israeli businessman who wants to buy up sacred Palestinian land.

[youtube]TrieBhaGgHM[/youtube]

Not to worry though. Our hero’s cousin Nahoul the strange-looking bee…thing comes in as a replacement faster than you can say “interspecies sex”.

[youtube]FsuF1it68tg[/youtube]

But alas, those evil Zionists are at it again. Nahoul falls ill and Israeli tanks are blockading the Palestine-Egypt border so medicine cannot get through. Maybe Nahoul could have survived if Hamas had spent their money on something other than weapons… but I digress. Meet Assud -

[youtube]uPEF7pdRD0[/youtube]

He has a thing for Danish… and I mean the people, not the pastry. Would you like some fava beans and chianti with that?

[youtube]b0U2ce-LmA4[/youtube]

I don’t know what to say, only that “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” is as offensive as it is unintentionally funny. I would also like to note that I think Israel is also culpable for a significant amount of violence in the region with its disproportionate response in the Lebanese War and it’s small minority of religious extremists, but they have generally been open to some sort of peace accord in the Middle East – something that will never happen if “Tomorrow’s Pioneers” indoctrinates a new generation of Palestinian children.

5 out of 5 popped collars.

Did Neanderthals Pray? – Part 1

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Controversies abound in the homo-fossil record. There are those that argue Homo floresiensis was a microcephalic Homo sapien, and there are those that argue that Homo rudolfensis does not even belong to the genus. We haven’t even agreed upon the chronology of our emigration from Africa, upon how it occurred, and why it occurred. But as the genetic record becomes clearer (thanks to new technologies), these questions have taken a back-seat, and arguably, much more interesting ones are being raised; for example, did Neanderthals have a religion?

I use Neanderthal here as a general term to refer to many of our uncles and aunts. The mystery is the evolution of culture. When did it evolve? Was it a sudden large mutation that brought about the change as many argue, or was it a slow and predictable process caused by multiple factors?
I’m going to try and convince you that it was a little of both. But first, for those who are not familiar, a very brief history of our descent is in order.

I’ll begin the story at Homo hablis (2.2 mya – 1.6 mya), the first non-Australopithecine relatives of ours. Some of these guys are believed to have left Africa about 2 million years ago to spread into Asia and Europe. Their encephalization is known to be about 53% of modern humans. Until recently it was believed that they were human ancestors, but a study published in 2007 presents a strong case to the contrary. It is now believed that they and Homo ergaster are descended from a common ancestor. Homo Ergaster (1.9 mya – 1.4 mya ) is the the first creature that looks similar to us. It stands almost completely upright, has a much more flat-jaw, and has an encephalization of about 70 – 72% that of humans. The very famous Turkana Boy is a specimen of this species. Nicknamed “working man”, H. Ergaster were skilled tool makers. H. Habilis had previously been using some basic flints, but Ergasters developed the very popular hand-axes and cleavers. In the latter part of their existence, those populations that emigrated early from Africa are referred to as Homo erectus. Again, as in every other step of the way, great controversy surrounded the classification of these beings. It is today generally agreed that Homo Erectus are not our ancestors. This idea is completely compliant with the Out-of-Africa hypothesis. So the Ergasters were eventually replaced by Homo heidelbergensis (0.6 mya – 0.4 mya). These creatures with an encephalization of 82% – 104% stood on average taller than modern humans. Three lines descend from the Ergasters – Homo neanderthalensis, Homo floreneisis, and Homo sapiens. H. floreneises, or the hobbits are not universally accepted to belong to this lineage. In fact and oddly enough, a Smithsonian Institute graphic completely excludes them from the Homo Family (perhaps it is simply outdated.)

Neanderthals were the accomplished creatures about whom we produce theories after theories. Like the latter Heidelbergensis, their cranial capacity was larger than ours, and they were physically bigger. They lived on this planet for about three times our current measure and showed a panoply of abilities we consider modern. Earlier Neanderthanls lived pretty slow and steady, but those that lived with us are thought to have borrowed our advanced tools, and used them by mimicking us. Whether or not they developed these tools themselves, (or perhaps we learned some things from them) the fact that they could use them as skillfully proves the presence of some key mental faculties. Homo Sapiens, making an appearance about 200,000 years ago, emigrated from Africa in two waves. There was the ancient lineage that left the motherland more than a 100,000 years ago, and there was the tribe from which all living men and women are descended that emigrated about 40,000 – 50,000 years ago (some believe that some of the aboriginal populations alive today are a mix of the new lineage and the old – I find this somewhat fanciful.) But then about 30,000 years ago, we find a burst of what we call culture: wall paintings in French Caves, religious buildings in Gobleke Tepe, sculptures and symbolic objects traveling through bands of tribes.

So what led to this sudden burst? There are theories in the air proposing the complete evolution of the modern mind as being very recent, about 10,000 – 15,000 yrs. But can that be right? Can it be that only in the last ~250 generations have we been selected for what allegedly differs us from Cro-Magnons? Perhaps these theories are a little short-sighted. We can plainly see that technological advancement is not linear, but exponential, so maybe our ancestors just had a slow start. The glaciation periods that shadowed most of the 190,000 years of their existence must have made long-distance traveling, communication, and general survival very difficult. So maybe their everyday problems did not involve developing faster virtual networks, and discovering the secrets of higgs fields, but instead finding fresh food, and maintaining social structure. And in all honesty, these are not the concerns of modern tribal societies either. If people that are genetically the same as us can live in such a radically “primitive” world, then what more proof do we need?

But we can’t just proceed on such a simple basis, we must have a look at other creatures alive today who are also of the same family. Chimpanzees, Bonobos, Gorillas, and other primates are all part of the much larger family that connects us. Ourselves and chimps had a common ancestor 6 million years ago. And chimps don’t have any culture, do they? Several researchers are studying just this. We have found that many of the “lesser apes” live in harsh hierarchical societies. And we have also seen that the “greater apes” can cognate many parts of our world. They might not be able to speak or pantomime effectively (also a matter of debate as discussed in an older post) but they have certainly convinced us not to overlook their abilities.

But before we address the question of culture/religion in their societies, we have to first agree that religion cannot exist without language. So let’s try to connect linguistic abilities in humans to their counterparts in the living natural world. Now there are waaaaay to many papers and studies that can be covered in this subject, so I’m going to try and stay modest, and mention only those two or three that I find the most striking.

But first it should be noted that vocalizing animals are not evidence of “speaking” animals. Lots of creatures (mammals/birds) are known to have multiple noises in their vocabulary, each meaning something different, and often further constructable. For example, the calls made by male putty-nosed monkeys in case of an aerial attack are different from those made in case of a ground attack. This is very important, but it has been found that creatures like this make these sounds universally. They make them in the absence of other members of their species; they learn these sounds not from their parents and surroundings (like we learn our words) but from genetically coded information. Their so called “words” are more like our audio expressions – laughing, screaming – and other things we do universally, things that do not differ culture by culture.

… this article continues here.

Potato Preacher – A Skeptic’s Guide to Angus Buchan

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

When some 60,000 men gather in a rural area for a Christian-themed event, my senses begin twitching. Not only the number but the exclusive gender sent alarm-bells chiming in discord. This happened in April 2008 and it was/is called, disgustingly, the “Mighty Men” conference. Held at Greytown, here in my country South Africa, men – and only men – flew from all around the world to see the preaching of a man in a hat. (At one point, the largest tent in the world was used. Yes – in the world!)

His name is Angus Buchan. He first came to prominence after the release of his book, followed by a movie, entitled Faith Like Potatoes. As the IMDB plot-summary (1) says:

Angus Buchan, a Zambian farmer of Scottish heritage … leaves his farm in the midst of political unrest and racially charged land. [He] travels south with his family to start a better life in KwaZulu Natal, South Africa. With nothing more than a caravan on a patch of land, and help from his foreman, Simeon Bhengu, the Buchan family struggle to settle in a new country. Faced with ever mounting challenges, hardships and personal turmoil, Angus quickly spirals down into a life consumed by anger, fear and destruction. Based on the inspiring true story by Angus Buchan the book was adapted for the big screen … and weaves together the moving life journey of a man who, like his potatoes, grows his faith, unseen until the harvest

He began giving talks and preachings across the country soon after. As he told The Argus:

“God gave me a directive to turn fathers back to sons and sons back to fathers, to take back the family unit.”

Although he has been asked why there was no conference for women, he said his directive had been to challenge men to stand up and be counted: “To be prophet, priest and king. They must be the breadwinners, protect their wives and discipline their children.”(2)

“God gave me…” – Yes, we have someone else who has a red-phone connection to god. The number 60,000 is quite staggering. Apparently, 80% of the men who attended were Afrikaners which only makes sense. There is a high religiosity amongst the Afrikaner people here in South Africa, of a particular conservative kind. I know quite a number and have been to church services – the passion runs deep to engage with their lord. They are friendly, open people neither racist nor stupid but certainly very isolated from having a figure that represents them on an international level. They have found that in Buchan.

Buchan himself is often shown to be the epitome of an Evangelical Afrikaner: friendly, passionate, warm and very conservative in his beliefs. To say that the Afrikaner people – or Christian people in general – are clutching at straws would be nearer the mark given his statements and views.

Call me paranoid, but I’m wary of anyone who speaks or knows something about the monotheist god that I do not. Or rather, I’m mortified by someone who has a real-time feed to god’s consciousness.

Buchan, in July,  drew an audience of 70,000 people at Loftus (also in South Africa). He tapped into iGOD and was able say: “God is here. The Lord is here” (3). The resounding cries of “AMEN!” could shake the fabric off any veil of reason.

Not only were over 70,000 people crying their hearts and eyes out, the event “was also broadcast live to about 500-million people around the world on GOD TV, one of the world’s largest Christian television networks.” (3) We are not dealing with small fish here. There was nothing particularly new, enlightening or incredible about Buchan – except for his readings of the Bible that sees the lowering of women to be “looked after” by the husbands and for the “discipline of children”.

Until recently…

Not a week ago, he was in my city of Cape Town defiling the air with nonsense. According to Buchan, prayer has cured homosexuality, illness and depression. I have problems with saying “prayer” does anything let alone “cure”. Let us avoid that and say rather a “positive outlook” cured the illness and depression (I don’t know one way or the other if prayer has ever had an effect but so far the view is still zero, alongside the Loch Ness Monster and fairies). Curing is great. But what on earth does he mean by “curing” homosexuality?

I find it hard to fathom that these talks, which he’s still giving around my country, is based on logic like this. This is an insult to reason and humanity. What is more insulting is the lack of rationalist critique. We are a fragile nation, prone to acts of violence against ourselves. We’ve seen it recently in our mad xenophobic attacks, our change of power – its a soil teeming with uncertainty. As I said, when someone like Buchan comes along, exuding confidence, Christianity and conservativeness, you have an engine roaring to go. The Buchan machine is moving through the country and, with his nonsense spewing out, he is continuing to defile the air.

Harsh? Hostile? Yes. I’ve never presented myself otherwise to a decent person’s reasoning. I’m angry not at Buchan – he can keep his views. I am angry, upset and largely disappointed that he is having sell-out shows. I am upset that no one is taking notice of people who are no doubt longing for some answers to our confused place in history. Where do we go, what do we do, who do we learn from? Our future president Jacob Zuma is drowning in a sea of corruption charges, fighting sharks invisible and real who are rightly placed to point their fingers at his abuse of justice.

I will now take the fallacy of the straw man quite literally.

The Straw Man fallacy is committed when a person simply ignores a person’s actual position and substitutes a distorted, exaggerated or misrepresented version of that position. This sort of “reasoning” has the following pattern:

1. Person A has position X.

2. Person B presents position Y (which is a distorted version of X).

3. Person B attacks position Y.

C. Therefore X is false/incorrect/flawed.

This sort of “reasoning” is fallacious because attacking a distorted version of a position simply does not constitute an attack on the position itself. One might as well expect an attack on a poor drawing of a person to hurt the person.(4)

I have focused on his statements and shown the context in our volatile, fragile and somewhat desperate and desparate nation. But perhaps it serves a motif: All these people are clutching at straws and Buchan is that strawman.

He stands for racial equality and integration (speaking fluently in one of the many beautiful official languages in South Africa). But he misses the boat by relying in Bible (il)logic. This will not do. We must make a stand for reason, we must face the teeth of superstition with the hammersmack of logic. We are not so far gone as reasonable, decent people to invoke this man as a pathway to the numinous. We all long for the numinous and the transcendent. Religion’s usurpation of this longing, framed in the light to the “one god”, is relentless in using this as an undertow to a natural wanting. No more.

It matters not that the feelings expressed tapped into something. Remain at a cold-distance to those who know the mind of god and claim to cure homosexuality. Rather, we should remain sceptical of his approach until such time as he has given us reason to be other than suspicious of his rehashed, evangelical ramblings.

REFERENCES

1. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0850667/plotsummary

2. http://www.capeargus.co.za/index.php?fSectionId=3571&fArticleId=vn20080427092124938C359962

3. http://www.capeargus.co.za/index.php?fSectionId=3571&fArticleId=vn20080721062415305C191170

4. http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/straw-man.html

The Art of New-Atheism

Monday, September 15th, 2008

After two frustrating days of visiting local gaming stores, I’ve given up on trying to find a copy of Spore for the moment.  For those of you who’ve been living under a rock, Spore is the new epic evolutionary based strategy game by Sim City and The Sim’s designer Will Wright.  You get to take a living cell all the way through the chain of evolution- where you actually build your character to adapt to the environment- from a single-celled organism to a galaxy-faring explorer.

As frustrated as I was, I cooked some breakfast and sat down to watch one of my  favourite shows here in Canada, Daily Planet on The Discovery Channel.  To my hasty amazement, they were doing a week-long feature on the science behind the Burning Man festival in Nevada.  What was Daily Planet, a show that focuses on science, doing at the world’s biggest hippy festival?  They were doing exactly what is often overlooked in science…art.

Art, Science, Art, Science…. The word’s from an article I read about Spore came to mind “Spore is a work of art.”  A quote from Will Wright crawled up from the deep reaches of my mind.

““There were deep motivations in the early phase from the work of a lot of evolutionary biologists, like Richard Dawkins and Edward Wilson.” And “We wanted to convey the sense that evolution can bring up a surprising diversity of weird, interesting, strange things.”

Spore, a game based on science, is art.  The artistic installations at Burning Man can only be built with a deep knowledge of science.

In a way, science is an art in itself, but I want to look at the more common definition of art.

the quality, production, expression, or realm, according to aesthetic principles, of what is beautiful, appealing, or of more than ordinary significance.   It often elicits a specific human emotion or response desired by the artist.  In this respect, an artist is  always trying to convey something through their art.

I want to take this idea of Art is Science, Science is Art, and apply it to atheism.  People often complain about the lack of atheist inspired art, but when you ask them what they would consider atheist art, a few muddled words are the only sounds that follow a long mournful pause.  Since atheism is simply the non-belief in God, I want to focus on art that represents the new-atheism.  That is, atheism as an end result of the methods of scientific naturalism, inquiry, and skepticism.  Here – with examples – are what I consider to be the different ways that art can be classified as new-atheist art:

1. Art that is made for the purpose of expanding knowledge and/or visually experimenting with representations of science.

This section rejects art based on appeals to faith or tradition.  Rather, it focuses on the future.  Often, the art is the end-result of a specific tool, developed by science.

2. Art that is made for the purpose of representing a passion for science and its promotion.

Most often, the science is biology.

A subsection of the first two sections can be the art on the covers of science-fiction novels. Why?  Because they often represent scientific ideas, and they are meloreolistic.

3. Art that is made for the purpose of representing non-belief and the philosophy behind it.

The text in the picture below reads “Russel’s Teapot”

4. Art that is made for the purpose of representing and romanticizing a skeptical outlook.
5. Art that is made for the purpose of iconically depicting giants of science, skepticism, and atheism.

6. Art that is made for the purpose of satirizing religious art.

Often, religious art doesn’t even need to be changed – Poe’s law personified in art.

7. Art that is made for the purpose of promoting secularism.


8. Art that glorifies the exploration and understanding of the cosmos

(could be classified as a subsection of the 2nd category, but I figured it was so widespread that it merited its own number).

This post has only shown visual examples.  I understand that I left out music, sculpting, architecture, literature, comics, and anything else you would consider art.

I have seen atheist poems and poetic atheist quotes that could be classified as art, but what about books promoting atheism and science?  There is much merit in disseminating the ideas of atheism and science in a way that influences people.  Carl Sagan’s work often borders on poetic.  He uses writing skills and a creative imagination to create metaphors of science that are appealing to a wide audience.  I think this constitutes art.  And Christopher Hitchens is an exemplar of fine literary talent, while Richard Dawkins holds his own with his metaphors and literary talent. What do you think?

But then, what about more rigorous scientific works like peer reviewed journals?  Surely they are not art.  They have no appeal to human emotion, no poetic literature, and no aesthetically  appealing visual representations that convey anything more than the intent of the paper.  Peer reviewed journals are cold, rigorous, and precise.  Within the scientific community this is ideal, but a general populace wants an appeal to emotion.  It is the job of the science journalist to promote science with a human edge.  It is the job of the science journalist to be an artist.

…I look forward to hearing your ideas on this.

and please, share this story with others by using the share button below.

Dogmatic Atheism

Monday, September 15th, 2008

I started my secularist career as a Hitchens exegete, picking up “god is not Great” on a whim and immediately becoming engrossed by every word. Inspired, I began picking fights with some relatively harmless Christians from my old high school. These are the kids who play the acoustic guitar and bongos at CRU(Campus Crusade’s hip new moniker), peaceful but irritating in their own way. The Facebook note wars were exhilarating for me, meeting kind but weak arguments with the most eloquent venom that I could muster.

This lasted all summer, and when college rolled around Campus Freethought Alliance gave me an excellent vent for my anti-religious ire. I loved nothing more than to chew up any and all of the well-meaning but ignorant Christians that were unfortunate enough to get in my line of sight. I glared at those I saw with crosses around their necks and Bible verses tattood on their arms. I judged a person’s merit as a person based solely on whether or not they subscribed to popular religious dogma.

Gradually, I began to realize that I was a complete and total hypocrite. I was blasting those who disagreed with me, eagerly and hurtfully, without even giving a thought to the idea that I might be wrong myself. I didn’t critically examine my beliefs at all, even while passionately calling for the religious to do the same. I immediately and spitefully rejected any views that did not confirm or support my own.

As I was gradually waking up to this fact, a few things happened to catalyze the process. My girlfriend Leah took me to her old home in Boston for a week, where I saw things that made my jaw drop. I saw the word “evolution” frankly utilized all over the place in the Boston Aquarium, without fear of public outcry. I saw a gay flag stamped on the sign of a Baptist church, an institution that I associate with the worst ignorance and bigotry here in the South. I got the idea that if I started going off about the importance of critically examining beliefs, people would react with puzzlement that I thought there was a special need to promote critical thinking at all.

I returned home a different man. I had tasted the North East, and to this day I am thirsty for more. Up there, religion stood amputated of its worst qualities, of what made me detest it in the South. The perspective forced me to re-evaluate my own beliefs, as I now saw them. No longer boldly and absolutely positive in my “belief in the absence of a god,” I had to refine my understanding of human knowledge and what exactly it was that I was fighting.

I understood then that religion was and is not the problem. Dogma is the problem, and dogmatic religion is a symptom of what I view as a critical fault in human psychology. Everyone has a bit of the dogmatic inside of them, but it wasn’t until I opened my perspective that I realized that Atheism is not necessarily Freethought. We Atheists like to think of scientific naturalism as the inevitable conclusion of free inquiry, but we often forget that our models of the universe are based on what limited information we each individually have experienced in our own lifetimes. I used to consider the religious to be far less intelligent than myself, for in my eyes they were clearly either too stupid or too deluded to see things my way*.

I watched a clip of Richard Dawkins on the “O’Reilly Factor.” during which Dawkins was grilled on the moral efficacy of Atheism. I didn’t like his response, as I felt it missed the point entirely; rather than attempting to immunize Atheism as a moral determinant, I felt that he should have pointed out what Hitchens almost got at in “god is not Great;” the issue is not religion, but dogma. Much of the worst atrocities of the last century were committed not under the banner of a religious ideology, but a political dogma instead.

I feel that this is something we must all remember, every day. Being an atheist does not automatically make one smarter or more rational than any believer. I am proud of my atheism not just because I feel that it is a more accurate perception of objective reality, but because my arrival here came as the result of relentless introspection and merciless inquiry. My faith, or lack there-of, has survived a trip into and out of dogmatism.**

Here are some questions:

Can we really maintain objectivity, especially in the face of the rather rabid attacks we may face in public debate?

Which should we promote more? Free inquiry or Secular Humanism?

Why Sarah Palin Should Scare You…

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

I watched Sarah Palin’s speech during the Republican National Convention, and I have to disagree with most of the punditry that it was some sort of stroke of brilliance. Ms. Palin’s speech during the RNC was filled with lies about her record, lacked any specificity, demeaned community organizers, and used her ‘experience’ as a PTA member and mayor of a small hamlet as some sort of force multiplier that magically made her more experienced than Barack Obama or even Joe Biden.

But more importantly for the readers of this site she (perhaps wisely) did not discuss her religious views. In short, Sarah Palin is a closet Christian extremist. In a previous article, Roy mentioned that Palin believed in teaching creationism in the classroom. With China generating 300,000 engineering degrees a year – 240,000 more than the United States and roughly a 25% high rate per capita – we seriously risk endangering our position as the technology capital of the world especially if we are mired in such distractions.

She does not believe in abortion rights even in case of rape, incest, or the health of the mother, despite this position only supported by 18% of the population. Even among those who consider themselves ‘pro-life’, she is in the minority, as most believe that some sort of exception must be made.

Palin also has very little knowledge or opinions on foreign affairs and even less (if any) experience. But what she does believe in should scare you; I will let this video speak for itself.

This, combined with McCain indicating that he would pursue a hyperaggressive, confrontational foreign policy along with the possibility that neoconservative “Democrat” Joe Lieberman may fly up to Alaska to ‘tutor’ Palin on such matters is truly terrifying. In short, I cannot trust either McCain or Palin with the world’s most powerful conventional military and its second largest nuclear arsenal.

But behind every far-right fundamentalist is a far-right fundamentalist church. Meet the Wasilla Bible Church.

From it’s gay-to-straight conversion camps to its pastor invoking the typical “America is a sinful nation, Doomsday be upon you!” screed, it certainly does not look encouraging to secularists or even the majority of Christians.

Some may be wondering why I won’t bring up Barack Obama’s former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright to be ‘fair’. This is because Rev. Wright’s political views are just that – political; although I don’t agree with much (if anything) that he said, after hearing his sermons it is clear that Rev. Wright justifies his views from his personal experiences and political leanings and NOT the Bible; it is very conceivable that if Rev. Wright were an atheist, Buddhist, or any other religion, he would still hold the same political views.

Visit Jesusland North

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Many Americans are familiar with the term Jesusland, and it’s connotation that (the Democratic-voting) half of America is so ideologically different than the (Republican-voting) other half, that it should secede and join with the more liberal Canada. There would than be two redrawn nations in North America – the United States of Canada and Jesusland.

However, most of the Jesusland maps arrogantly assume all of Canada is a bastion of social democracy and progressive liberal policies. I’m here to make the case that Alberta deserves a place with the big boys of evangelism and right-wing politics.

For those who don’t know, Alberta is a province (it’s like really big state, like Texas) in Western Canada, which has about 3.5 million people (about 10% of Canada’s population), two major cities (Calgary and Edmonton – both roughly a million people) and the second busiest highway in Canada (ref) connecting the two cities. There are several universities (U of Calgary, Lethbridge, Alberta, and Athabasca U), and a bunch of tech schools and colleges. Being still in Canada, we have public healthcare and gun laws. Also, Alberta (surprisingly) reported the second highest non-religious rate (after very liberal British Columbia) in the last census (ref).

Southern and rural Alberta however, features some of the largest Mormon concentrations in Canada, as well as large Baptist and Evangelical seminaries. Many of the conservative religions are growing fast in Alberta, while the traditionally liberal churches are dropping steadily. Those who reported “Apostolic”, “Born-again Christian” and “Evangelical” as their brand of Christian increased in number by 1.5 times since the past census.

In Cochrane, a small town outside of Calgary, there are 19 (active) churches for just over 14,000 residents. Cochrane also features one of Canada’s largest Baptist Seminaries. And to top it off at least one public school science teacher in Cochrane hangs posters in his class with slogans like “Be a somebody, God doesn’t make nobodies”, and answers questions on the creation of the asteroid belt with “some people believe God did it.”

This is a good point to let you know in grade six in this province, you learn “Sky Science” instead of astronomy. Reading this outline you think it may as well be astrology:

In science, our grade six class will be studying Sky Science. In the grade six curriculum for Sky Science students are expected to observe, describe, and interpret the movement of objects in the sky; and identify pattern and order in these movements. Students will explore a web page with previewed sites listed. It is with these sites students will create a database for each of The Planets. Students will also complete research on The Explorers – Space Travel and Celestial Bodies.

I realize that this isn’t enough to warrant Jesusland inclusion, so let me tell you more.

Our province didn’t vote for our current (super-)majority conservative government. 40% of people voted, and of them 53% actually voted conservative (note that’s about 21% of the population who voted for the government), yet the Conservatives now have 72 of 83 seats here. See George W. Bush and his Republican team are amateurs at stealing an election compared to our “Progressive” Conservatives. Oh, and in the last federal election we voted 60% Conservative, yet they swept every riding in the province. Now the media doesn’t even think a seat change is possible here.

But wait, there’s more. This is a government with the power to pass anything without worrying about debate, yet they still go behind closed doors and pass things like a raise in private school funding from 60% to 70%. I should also note, that many of our private charter schools funded by this are religious schools that discriminate against students and staff who won’t sign statements of faith. Further, we also retain a (publicly-funded) Catholic school board.

And if you’re worried about prayer in school, we’ve actually legislated that it’s allowed! Our provincial laws allow for “religious and patriotic instruction” and if you don’t want to participate you have to bring in a note (from your parents, because young’uns in this province can’t think for themselves) and then sit in the hall. And this isn’t just a wacky law that no one follows, it’s used to allow for the Lord’s Prayer to be said in a public school in Stettler (Eastern rural Alberta).

But even better, is if you take a short drive from Stettler you can find Canada’s first permanent creation museum. Quite the affront to one of the greatest excavations of dinosaur bones and most impressive museums in the world.

Luckily, a new Centre for Inquiry community (yes, we do spell Centre with an RE in Canada) in Calgary and is part of a larger movement to help combat this lunacy, but it’s only a start. So until the rationalists win, or I get run out of this province.

In the Teeth of Rainbows – Part 1

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

The Indelible Stamp

When words can not do, consider breathing. When you breathe in, it begins one of the most complex, beautiful and structured events to occur throughout the known universe. As air passes through your nostrils, the elimination of harmful excesses begins. It is a tough agent who is able to survive your body’s display of your immune system. After the air has passed through your nostrils, filtered by tiny hairs and mucus, it passes down into your throat. It then travels down into your lungs, caged behind your ribs. There your lungs fill like balloons. Blood is oxygenated – which attaches energy to blood cells to deliver it to every part of your body. The chemical reactions that take place, on even a microscopic level, would fill several blackboards of any chemistry lab. Yet this is happening right now, while you read this.

I have used words but words can do little justice to the intricate net of complexity, which begins its first stitching when we breathe. This is how we know we are alive. Strange as it may seem this is the answer to one of the biggest questions we face as conscious entities: “How do I know I’m alive?” Biologically the answer is: “You are breathing.”

But that does not make it fulfilling or all-encompassing of this question. Consider the Meaning of Life: in this same way the meaning of life is to pass on your genes. I do not find either of these answers satisfactory. I would never reply with “to breed” – even though this is the correct answer. I might not use this, but maybe some sexually active people might. Does this mean they are living more fulfilling lives than the rest of us? No. In fact it is, more often than not, quite the opposite.

Life and its mysteries are not dispelled by chemical equations and biology, or philosophy and religion. As Darwin said “there is a grandeur in this view of life”, viewing it through the wonder that science and open-mindedness afford. I can not sway you to accept science or naturalism as opposed to religion or supernaturalism. As I said, words can not do. But we have to ask, are we not awed at our existence through the discoveries of science? As opposed to the gibbering, slavish, pestilential existence that is so depraving on display, as grown men and women supplicate themselves before an invisible god. What monotheist god lavishes in carnal human exhibitions, as opposed to demanding us to cover our bodies, never speak of sexual doings, to shroud women from head-to-toe? Where is the humanity in feeling sickened by what makes us human, where is the humanity in hating the only gateway we have with this world, our world?

Humanism entails nothing supernatural to its tenets. We are dealing with the Here, the Current, The Brief Spotlight we have on this world. And we are unique in how we deal with that spotlight. Sir Peter Medawar (1) considers humans the only species to live in the spotlight, with a consideration for what occurred in the darkness of the past and the darkness of the future and we should not be wasting our brief time in the spotlight of the present.

And it certainly is brief. Our longing for something more, something intrinsically beyond our conception but which touches us at so-called “divine moments” is perfectly natural. But natural does not mean good. The leaves of plants are natural and there is a misconception regarding it to be healthy, or worse, good for us. Plants are a form of life – they don’t want to be eaten. To suppose that plants are healthy or good for us intrinsically is to give into the homocentric – the opposite of humanist – notion that something occurring naturally in the world is created for our pleasure. No it is not. Plants have poisons and toxins and thorns precisely to ward off groping fingers. Natural is not good: Cancer is natural, myopia is natural, but that is not necessarily a good thing.

Humanism then does not deny the numinous and transcendent (2), in fact as a humanist I’m trying to inspire it. But instead of directing our awe at something invisible, we should direct it at something beautiful. Even gazing at the incredible flagellum of Escherichia coli is enough to make any decent person pause. As I stated in an article for Skeptic (3), humans should feel ashamed at their pathetic form of transport: putting one foot in front of the other – when compared to E. coli’s powerful motors thrusting its way toward food. We fade into a monotone of ability when faced with the power of a micro-organism: creating propellers, make-shift cities that can destroy and travel, the ability to destroy hundreds of people by being inside their body. But don’t stop there: consider scientists using E. coli to create smart-drugs that can fight cancer as the cancer changes; consider it being the first organism to have its genes isolated. In fact, it is a minority of people on this planet who don’t have E. coli in their gut protecting them this instant (4).

And humans? Take a moment to look at the power of micro-organisms and reflect: It is humanity who are the slaves, not those bacteria who live in us. In fact, we could not live without most of that bacteria. My question is actually incorrect. I shouldn’t say “humans” – because if we took a measurement of DNA throughout our body, most of it would not be human. The question is actually this: where do these bacteria inside end and we begin?


1. Medawar, P.B. & J.S. (1977) The Life Science. London: Wildwood House.

2. I am averse to the word “spiritual” as it has too many connotations. But the idea is still similar.

3. Moosa, T. (2008) ‘Darwin’s Tiny White Box’ in Skeptic, Vol. 14 (3)

4. Zimmer, C. (2008) Microcosm: E coli and the new science of life. London: William Heinemann.

An interview with Dr. Terese Hart

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Dr. Terese Hart is a scientist and conservationist. She has spent over 30 years in the Congo where many significant events of her life have taken place. There she met her husband (Dr. John Hart) and gave birth to two of her three daughters. Under the support of New York Zoological Society, together they studied many aspects of the Ituri Forest, including the uses of it’s pharmacological contents, the socio-economic impact of human migrations, and most famously, the Okapi. While there, she helped setup a Research and Training Center that eventually led to the Okapi Wildlife Reserve (a world heritage site.) She also briefly served as the director of the Wildlife Conservation Society-Congo out of Kinshasa.

Some of the Hart’s time in the Ituri Forest was spent with the Bambutis, among whom was our favorite – Kenge. A documentary available at Google Video, Hearts of Brightness, describes their time there and work studying the Okapi (link at the bottom).

Currently, she is involved in a new project known as TL2 where she leads operations as the coordinator. I got a chance to ask her some questions last week while she’s visiting the States. Below are her replies.

What have you been doing with your time since leaving the WCS-C?I along with my husband, John, who also left WCS and a group of other people we have worked with over the years are exploring a new area of DR Congo with the objective of creating a protected area.  The area we call TL2 for the three rivers of central DR Congo: Tshuapa, Lomami and Lualaba. Details here:  http://www.bonoboincongo.com/

Why did you decide to leave?

Some new people in NY.  A new concept of WCS-Congo – no longer the place for me.

[New York is WCS-central]

WCS grew a great deal since my husband and I joined (mid 80s).  Its funding also changed from the private donations of generous and non-demanding NY wealth to short term agency donations or grants that required proposals and reports.  The direction in NY grew and had its own needs and own desires for “making sense” of its international program. Result: much less freedom for opportunistic or grass-roots conservation growth…something we felt was essential in a country where lawless rebels and conservation compete for the same land.

Do you still spend time in the Congo?
Eight to ten months a year where I am director of the TL2 Project. I am in the USA this month as my middle daughter becomes a mom (and John and I grandparents).

Tell us more about the TL2 project. I understand yourself, your husband and your colleagues are working to track down Bonobos and Okapis. How exactly do you find these creatures?
We have just moved to this website: http://www.bonoboincongo.com/about-us/
We are talking about hundreds and hundreds of km in dug-out and on-foot.  We use signs (dung, nests, feeding sign) and sometimes we are delighted to actually see bonobo and okapi in their forest. The fear is that bushmeat hunting will take them out before they are adequately protected…already there are large areas of “empty” forest.

What is your day to day work like (within this project)? Is it a lot of surveying and cataloging?
We work as a team (again look at website). My own role includes information and political facilitation…this is really fascinating because political facilitation means everything from a small village to national ministries.

What are some of your most vivid memories of your years in Africa?
a) Vivid and frightening – our 6 week old daughter almost died (1982) of bronchitis..can’t mention this without heart felt thanks to mission hospital in Nyankunde (destroyed recently in Hema-Lendu wars) and the Mission Aviation Fellowship.
b) Vivid and frightening – our girls’ teacher (an ex-peace corps worker) attacked by crocodile when bathing with my daughters. She lost her arm but survived. Extremely tough and brave woman.
c) Vivid and awe inspiring – putting a radio collar on an okapi in a pit.
d) Vivid, awe inspiring and frightening – coming face to face with elephant around a corner on a narrow forest trail.

Do you have any fond memories of Kenge?
I could not have done my PhD without Kenge. He was very bright and very articulate. He would grasp what was needed and make it happen. “You need to distinguish between related species?  Ok – look at these characters.”  “You need the flowers of that canopy tree? OK- we will climb it.”  “You need to see a different kind of forest?  Well lets go, it will take a day to get there, bring lots of food.”  He had a great sense of humor, would understate the obvious, and make fun of us along with everyone else.
And he was genuinely fond of us.  He would unexpectedly give us wonderful gifts.  This might sound odd as an example: but once he went out alone hunting and killed an okapi with a spear; it was a very big event.  He did it for his daughter’s “coming out”.  That evening he quietly brought us the most choice and significant part of the carcass – the full udder.
But Kenge was an alcoholic and that was always a problem between us.  As the years went on it became a bigger problem and I as had more people working on projects we could not overlook his being late or absent on account of drunkenness.  He tried casting out the demons of alcoholism traditionally.  He tried swearing off.  But it never worked…and he would drink the most fearsome of local brews.

Do/did the dangers of living in rebel territories deter you?
I have rarely felt personally threatened….Although we have fled (to avoid being threatened) a couple of times.

Care to speculate on the future of African civil wars?
Sigh – no I don’t want to speculate.  Conservation has to be strong enough with wide enough support to work in a wide variety of situations; otherwise extinction is just waiting for the first political slip up.

What is a solution?
For conservation it is obviously not just good enough to have the national gov’t proclaim a protected area, there has to be local support and support by the land holding ethnic group and by both the powerless and the powerful.   Just last year when one ethnic group worked to create a protected area in another (rival) ethnic group’s area, several groups of bonobo which had survived close to villages disappeared and conservationists were run out of a village.  That is conservation gone wrong.

How passionate or apathetic are the average locals of their natural heritage?
That is very variable. Some of the strongest conservation feelings come when outside groups (foresters, mining companies, rival groups (see above)…) want to exploit a forest that traditionally belonged to a local group. Conservation has to be able to use this sense of local pride and ownership if it is going to be successful.

How has formal conservation changed through the decades?
I can only speak from my own experience within one group (WCS). It went from allowing a great deal of autonomy to individual researchers/conservationists to attempting to build a centrally controlled organization. I think that most big organizations are similar. Small organizations have more flexibility – and can generally be closer to the ground and respond more quickly to needs and changing situations.

Is there any particular aspect of it that you don’t like?

Any part of conservation I don’t like? Watching slow (or rapid) declines in animal populations and not being able to effectively counter it in even a small area….That can be for any or several of many different reasons….

There is a certain amount of turf-protecting that happens in Conservation. Sometimes it is best to allow one vision and one organization to get things underway. Where we have seen things go wrong is where a big conservation organization is “taken for a ride”. They accept without critical evaluation what a local “entrepreneur” posing as “their conservationist” tells them is being carried out on the ground. All good for society publicity, but an area becomes off-limits, and results highly suspect.

There are no schools of conservation, yet a larger fighting force is needed. What do you propose is a way to attract attention?
Conservation needs allies in science, journalism, and politics. I don’t think that it needs schools but rather classes in all schools and champions in all walks of life. It needs more air time, print space, etc.

The gorilla massacre of 2007, where were you?
I was in Kinshasa

Do you/did you have any personal suspicions in the case?
I knew that there were some very negative people in positions of power that affected conservation. I think that the Nat Geo article was quite good. There are some excellent people working for conservation in Goma…absolutely top rate. But these are often fighting a battle against forces strengthened by the continuing war.

North America is rife with green fads such as the use of cloth grocery bags, and fluorescent light bulbs? Is this a really a solution? If not, what more needs to be done?
If people individually reduce their impact on the environment – it is a good thing. But many environment problems must be addressed globally and we must figure out ways for people who are able to make their small environmental contribution at home to make a small environmental contribution in other places around the globe with the same certainty of a true impact as when they personally only use cloth grocery bags. I am not only talking about global warming or other huge global phenomena but also local impacts such as deforestation or commercial bushmeat hunting in a country with a very poor population unlikely to be able to save its own resources unaided.

Ultimately, the power over nature lies in the hands of large economies and militaries. Can we transform the way these operate?
Well we have to try, don’t we?

What’s it like to step down in Kinshasa, and visit a gorilla reserve for a first timer? Is it really as idealistic as we might imagine or is it commercialized by now?
At this time very little is successfully commercialized for tourists in DR Congo. Gorilla viewing more than other activities but the experience is still very raw. Wonderfully so, I think. You almost certainly won’t step down in Kinshasa though if you are gorilla viewing but rather enter the Congo from the east (ie enter Goma to visit the gorillas of Virunga Nat Park or enter Bukavu to visit gorillas in Kahuzi Biega Nat Park. These are not the only parks or places with the gorillas but they are the only places where habituation has occurred)

To what extent has the forest cover reduced in the recent decades?
Varies in different areas (very little in the TL2 where we are working). Some good studies happening using satellite imagery (WRI and CARPE…)

All unreal expectations and hopes aside, where do you think will we be in 50 years time?
My hope, and I feel that it is possible, is that there will be a large and effective conservation area in the TL2 area of Congo. To think larger than what I am immediately working on is hard….. I do feel generally that we have to work area by area and we have to craft our efforts such that any success will be an important success and that there will not be large wasted efforts.

So there you have it, straight from the horse’s mouth. We hear so much about all the politics and adventures behind conservation, so I feel very privileged to hear what happens behind the scenes from a person with such experience. I thank Dr. Hart for answering these questions for us and putting up with a noob interviewer, and offer her and her husband congrats on becoming grandparents!

** References

Hearts of Brightness – Google Video

NatGeo Article on the Virunga Massacre

What would a 21st century democratic theocracy look like?

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Last month, I wrote about how tired I was that so much of this year’s election coverage has been about which of our two leading American presidential candidates loves Jesus more. This remains the case-I still don’t care whether Barack Obama’s old reverend subscribes to liberation theology or not, I still don’t care whose version of Christianity John McCain claims to believe, and I really, genuinely, honest-to-whoever do not care whether or not Joe Biden is a practicing Catholic. In fact, the thing that I love most about Joe Biden is that he is actually about policy and not oblique piety; his is a refreshing turn from political rhetoric that has large devolved into a contest of conservative Christian buzzwords (”values voter” and “culture of life” are my favorites) and infantile political gimmicks designed with the religious in mind.

That being said, what does interest and concern me is the fact that just about everybody else in the country does seem to care about this stuff.

It is simply an unavoidable truth of our political circumstances (and a rather unpleasant truth at that for secular voters) that strong religious beliefs form the perspective through which a great many Americans view their prospective leaders. The normative American cultural assumption is that the Bible is the obvious foundational source of goodness (note its most popular colloquial appellation: “the Good Book”), and so candidates’ political stances are vetted as much by their congruence with Biblical values as they are with their actually being a good or a bad idea. In fact, on this pattern of “reasoning,” several very bad policies have persevered exclusively by their religious appeal, such as the so-called “Mexico City policy” and abstinence-only sex “education.

And yet these policies persist, despite the fact that both examples above appear so brutally stupid that one most wonder whether they were designed with failure as an objective. This leads one to wonder: what is it about our political discourse that permits stupidity to be tolerable, even virtuous, to many American voters? Why is it that three candidates for helmsman of the world’s most powerful battleship-of-state would be permitted to publicly admit to being evolution deniers and not simply laughed out of our discourse?

I think that the answer to this question is what may sound like a contradiction: that the United States can be said to be in the softcore stages of a democratic theocracy. By this term I do not just mean any theocracy that permits voting (since even Iran allows its citizens to choose a President, though the Supreme Leader is appointed), but rather, a democratic theocracy would be any state where certain religious values are so endemic in a society’s values and customs that little to no legal framework whatsoever is even necessary. To be more specific, I think that a modern democratic theocracy has three relevant, salient features:

  • A de facto state religion is already in place, so no overt de jure state religion is necessary. One of the principles of a true democratic theocracy is that there need not be any legal strictures requiring high officials to be of a particular religious persuasion, as is the case in totalitarian states like Iran and Vatican City, because the voting popular electorate does all of the enforcing on its own. It would be wildly paranoiac of me to say that this is exactly the case in the United States in every instance, but even the most optimistic observer must concede that this is the case in many instances. The religious demographics of the United States Congress, for example, help to draw this picture: somewhere from 12-16% of Americans call themselves “not affiliated” with any religion, but only about 2% of Congresspeople decline to declare a religious affiliation (even atheist Peter Stark calls himself a Unitarian). The Presidential demographics are even more appalling; only one non-Protestant Christian has ever been elected President, both of the current likely candidates are fighting furiously for the votes of the devout, and who among us would doubt that both candidacies could be imperiled by even a very minor slight of religion-based public policy? Why does Obama feel the need to quote the Bible when advocating the elimination of poverty, which any half-witted humanist knows is a good idea without particularly caring whether or not the Bible approves?
  • “Religious police” are not necessary because the religious body politic is fiercely self-policing. Again, nobody in the United States is going around killing their neighbors for picking up sticks on Sabbath, but we do have our own, peculiarly American ways of enforcing extremist religious values. Public criticism of any religion’s favorite metaphysics is obviously strictly off-limits for elected officials (even if such metaphysics are absolutely, demonstrably loony- note that the few politicians who do oppose teaching creationism in schools often do so on grounds of “keeping religion out of the classroom” rather than the factually appropriate “creationism is unscientific gobbledygook”), but this rule is more appropriately applied on the social level. People with sexual inclinations towards the same gender are essentially terrified into hiding the truth about themselves because they have good reason to fear such things as expulsion from their families, the obliteration of their good standing in certain communities, lifelong subjection to vitriol and venom from near and afar by the religious, and of course alienation from many religious communities. Where does this peculiar hatred of the homosexual come from? What logical reasons would we have for hating the gay, the secular, and the science teacher if not for our fellow citizens who place metaphysics above reason?
  • A nation’s values, especially the value of its electorate, are inextricably congruent with explicitly religious values. Focus on the Family, the Christian Coalition, the ACLJ, the aggregate of American bishoprics, and their counterparts across the spectrum of American Christianity do such a fine job of telling voters how to vote, who to vote for, and why the Bible says you should vote this way for this person, that official regulations forbidding formal religious tests for high office are useless. Creationist think tanks like the Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, and Creation Science Evangelism are so good at deceiving the public into thinking that there is some kind of “controversy” about evolution within the scientific community that the United States (one of the most savagely anti-evolution nations in the world) can maintain a majority popular stance in favor of young-earth Creationism despite having public schools that are required to teach the exact opposite. This is particularly effective where lax homeschooling standards permit parents to feed whatever garbage pseudoscience they desire to their children because there is often little to no real accountability for students who never learn how to think differently from their parents. Also unlike nearly every other wealthy liberal democracy in the world, the United States is afflicted with a massively revisionist historical complex wherein the Puritans, a cult of totalitarians who left Europe only because they weren’t permitted to brutally oppress their children in the manner they desired, can be portrayed as devout victims of injustice who went on to found an (explicitly Christian) nation with the help of a loving creator-god named Jesus. No other national history so ruthlessly corrupts reality as to build what could only be called an official founding-mythology plagiarized unabashedly from another theocracy’s playbook.

I do not for a moment believe that the United States is at risk of becoming the next Iran. I do not entertain even an inkling that formal oppression of the non-Christian is around the corner (which is to say that I am nowhere near as paranoid as many of the religious are!) and I have never, ever feared that my open secularism would ever threaten my personal well-being. What I do fear, however, is that the socially normative Christian sense of entitlement is growing- we have always seen it in our politics, and far more scarily, in our military. Our government, at least by the letter, is formally intolerant of theocracy, but our society seems to thirst for it. The majority opinion wants God and his Creation Week taught in our schools, the majority opinion wants God on our money and on the lips of our children and politicians day and night, the majority thinks that I will be on fire forever after I die.

If I could ever be accused of paranoia, it would be for the opinion that society appears to me to be becoming more tolerant of hatred, prejudice, and bigotry than the ongoing liberalization of formal government policy in respect to religion would suggest. With the economy turning sour and the evangelicals letting their old frustrations about government fester at the prospect of a Democrat sweep this fall, I can only wonder what the next step in our social development will be. Will we finally permit our values to be congruent with the values of our secular republic’s government? Or will the religious majority let its anger and its devotion mix and grow until things become even worse for those whom it is already bad? Do we really want to let the best-armed members of our population (our military) be the most uniformly convinced that Jesus is the only one to build either a life or a state? I do not.

I worry about my country. Even as you and I get to watch the meteoric rise of a unified, highly-motivated secular movement in the United States, we also get to watch its backlash use our success as rallying cry. Perhaps I worry needlessly, but I wouldn’t be slinging words like “theocracy” and “religious police” around if I didn’t think that we were in a real danger of having to fear some of our religious neighbors far more than we will ever have to fear our religious leaders.

The Unopened Gift

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Religion aptly offers comfort and a system of insurance of a fulfilling life.  Religion provides one with a sense of worth and accomplishment.

Religion enshrines one in the self-induced ignorance that comes with the dogmatic declaration of faith.  Religion breeds fundamentalism and in-group superiority that follows from the embodiment of dogmatism and faith.

Now take the term Secular Humanism and place it in both paragraphs.  Do you notice how it fits snugly within the first paragraph, but seems more out of place than a vegan at a dairy farm in the second?  

Secular Humanism is like a gift that we’ve crafted on our own, developed over time, and wrapped in pretty bows, but neglected despite its obvious benefits.  It offers us all of the benefits of religion, and none of its side effects.  That is, as far as we can tell.

I often find myself brooding in deep perplexity over the small acceptance of Secular Humanism as a lifestyle choice.  If Secular Humanists do in fact have this world-bettering gift, then why aren’t people unwrapping it and indulging in its delight?

Well, I’m sure there are many reasons.  To assume something so complex would beget a simple explanation is absurd based upon previous experiences, except, of course, in the world of science, where evolution offers a beautifully simple explanation. For the sake of time, I want to focus on just three reasons why I think people reject Secular Humanism – four if you count the reason that people don’t even know what it is.

1. Cold and Meaningless

The first reason is that people regard Science as cold and devoid of meaning, and if Secular Humanism relies so heavily upon the information of science then people tend to think that Secular Humanism must be cold and empty as well.  But, of course, the whole is more than just one of its components and Secular Humanism adds exactly what Science, on it’s own, doesn’t provide us with – meaning.  It directly addresses this first of reasons for its own rejection.  Meaning, in the light of scientific evidence, gives us comfort and fulfillment without the bullshit.  Secular Humanists don’t have to rely on appeals to faith and a higher power to gain meaning.  Meaning comes from pleasurable traits that we’ve acquired throughout our evolution.  It comes from loving another and being loved back, from getting caught up in the moment of something you enjoy doing, from helping another in need, from a sense of accomplishment etc,.  Humanism implies that we, Humans, are the arbiters of our own meaning.

2. Lack of Community

The second reason I believe people reject Secular Humanism is that it doesn’t provide one with a community atmosphere like Religion does.  Religion has buildings devoted to harboring community, and admittedly, much of the good that does come from Religion comes from its devotion to building stronger communities.   Secular Humanism has relatively small numbers to form such strong communities.

However, Secular Humanists are building a strong presence on the internet.    Many in the online community see the recently apparent cultishness around Richard Dawkins as dangerous, and against what Humanists stand for.  I see it as community alongside a romanticizing of ideas.  We must realize that communities sprout from the ranks of leaders, and Dawkins is one of them.  There are pedestals to stand on in this world.  The religious have theirs with Jesus, Moses, Mohammed, Joseph Smith, Xenu etc,.  We, the science minded folk, have the likes of Dawkins, Sagan, Darwin, and Gould.

3. No Afterlife

And finally, the third reason I believe people reject Secular Humanism is because of their fear of death.  Religion provides one with the insurance of an afterlife, while Secular Humanism, to put it bluntly, doesn’t.  That is, unless we let go of the traditional meaning of the afterlife.

From the movie Troy:

Boy: The Thessalonian you’re fighting…he’s the biggest man I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t want to fight him.

Achilles: That’s why no one will remember your name.

An afterlife is defined as “a life or existence believed to follow death.”  So then what about our self-made legacy; the love we shared with others; the things we’ve made; the work we completed; the contribution to the insurance of a future generation that lives longer, healthier, and more fulfilling lives than us?  This is our afterlife.  It is not selfish.  It is humble and noble.  And it is romantic in the fact that we are standing on the shoulders of past giants, contributing to this great play we call life, so that others can stand upon ours and hoist the good life up to the next generation.

God and DNA might as well be the same thing

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

I’m getting a little fed up with the astrology-zen part of religion (and it’s a big one)- those who are spiritual and believe in some “higher being”, but aren’t religious. And here’s why… because the spiritual guys are so vague and indecisive and apologetic with their beliefs as well as the beliefs of others, that they might as well not believe anything at all.

That was a bit harsh. Actually, I want to propose that pantheism be a suitable alternative shown to these dualist-post-buddhist-astrology-chart-let-me-read-your-palm folk.

Pantheism has been accurately described by Richard Dawkins as “sexed up atheism”. This is completely right. Pantheism, realistically, is a kind of atheism. Pantheists just make it a habit of calling nature “god”. I have my own irks with how that’s done but at least no pantheist has ever attempted to read my tarot cards.

Generally speaking, those who are spiritual tend to have beliefs that are a careful mix of pantheism, deism, agnosticism and polytheism. I would say pagans and wiccans fall into the category nicely.

So if you think about it, wouldn’t DNA be a suitable alternative to god? I think so.  Here’s why:

The Spiritual God                                                                         DNA

-Took part in the origin of life/universe                             -Is the reason life exists

-Has a possible, though vague, will for creatures               -Codes for looks and basic behavior

-Is immortal                                                                        -Is immortal through copies

-Is present in everything, specifically nature                       -Is in every living organism

-Can be symbolic of sexuality                                              -Lives on via reproduction, often sexual

-Is compatible with science                                                  -Is compatible with science

-Gets closer to you through meditation                                -Can be understood with study and thought

Your genes, in a sense, control you from the start. They can’t answer prayers, don’t determine destiny, and there’s a very good reason why your DNA doesn’t make you stand up for something against your will. Your brain is a supercomputer and DNA is the program. Technically, you can look at the “meaning” of life as reproduction; you exist “only” to pass on your genes.

Obviously, that’s a very monotonous way of looking at it, but genes also give us the emotions, color, vibrancy, and capacity to live that makes life so worth living. I seriously believe that if most people thought about genes the way they thought about god, the world would be much more secular, and much more enlightened.

Cheers

The Dead Sea Scrolls are going digital- and why we should care

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Taken at face value, virtually the entire Gospel account of the life of Jesus reads like a deeply disturbed and unbelievable fantasy. An itinerant Rabbi wanders a Roman backwater spouting a bizarre, remarkably un-Jewish eschatology, he offers a litany of incomprehensible parables as substitutes for real teachings, and cooks up completely new interpretations of the Prophets for any who will listen. He sprinkles his vision of the world’s fiery demise, a notion that has no parallel anywhere in Jewish prophecy, with cherry-picked snippets of familiar Jewish scripture in an attempt to substantiate his wild-eyed sermons and harsh condemnations of local authorities and foundational Jewish religious traditions. He dwells in a nightmarish psychosis where demons spread madness and infirmity across the land, spur his enemies against him, and war endlessly with the coming Kingdom of God; despite being mentioned only twice in all of pre-Christian canonical Jewish scripture, demonic invaders are the cornerstone of his moral cosmology. Meanwhile, he is followed by a band of twelve disorganized, unconfident, illiterate peasants who are so dissatisfied with their themselves that they are willing to abandon their livelihoods and their families often at the beckoning of a single sentence to travel with a virtually unknown exorcist on his journey to warn all Israel about their collective impending doom, and the terrestrial holy paradise to follow that is less than a generation away.

At the end of it, this cultish streetcorner pencil-peddler, this hapless and much-despised gadfly declares himself king of all Israel, is deserted by the courts who probably viewed him as but a novelty until Rome grew weary of his quaint nationalism, and is murdered on a tree before the eyes of his own family. The executioner, a cynical, barbaric tyrant by the name of Pontius Pilate, is presented by later chroniclers as a weak-kneed incompetent who is almost dissuaded from his legal duties by his wife’s fever dream, and his flagging cult is revived only when his followers append a confusing and purely theological resurrection narrative (a staple of Greek mythology that is virtually unheard of in Jewish scripture) to his untimely, undignified demise.

This story is historical gobbledygook. It is riddled with anachronisms, theological meddling, latter-day Gospel appellations to the historical record, and general myth-making of every stripe. How are we to make sense of this story, which is the only documentation that exists of the beginning of the world’s most successful religious tradition? Who is this Jesus? Where does he come from? How could such a person’s ideas find any traction in Israel, a waning society of squabbling political parties whose corrupt elders openly collaborate with the Roman occupiers and whose economy is so upended that five thousand would gather at the promise of a single bucketful of fish? For centuries, we appeared doomed to swallow the whole, improbable story on the basis of the most dreaded word in the secular skeptic’s vocabulary: faith.

But nearly two thousand years after the deserts of Judah gave us the question, they gave us the answer. Starting in 1947, a network of caves near the bleaching rubble of an old Jewish installation at Kirbet Qumran has yielded to us a priceless treasure. A number of documents belonging to an enigmatic sect of aesthetes called the Essenes were revealed to scholars and archaeologists, and the story they tell is remarkable.

According to the thousands of recovered pages of what have come to be called the Dead Sea Scrolls, The Essenes were a secretive cult of world-rejecting Jews who broadly tarred all non-Essene Jews as “Convenant-Breakers” and whose scribal obsessions included the architecture of the Jewish Temple, preserving the Jewish canon, and augmenting it with elaborate tails of a cosmic, light-versus-dark struggle that will one day consume all the world. One of their most interesting documents tells of an anonymous “Teacher of Righteousness“, a deeply pious elder locked in endless struggle with a “Wicked Priest” who reinterprets the Prophets and speaks in riddles.

The Dead Sea Scrolls, which are about as fragile as one would expect 2,300-year-old parchment paper to be, are finally being preserved digitally. No longer will a provincial tribe of scholars horde them to themselves; now we can all see them for ourselves in their original form. We don’t have to buy expensive translations of them or rely on this or that redaction edition: we can read them for ourselves.

Hopefully, the parallels between our itinerant apocalypticist and the theology of the Essenes is clear. The in-group/out-group politics, the fierce condemnation of contemporary political authority, the frequent calls to utterly abandon all material possessions, the demons, the Prophet exegesis, the impending apocalypse, it’s all there. But, why should we care?

Given that one of the chief motives of the modern secular movement is a rational investigation of history, we must realize that the Dead Sea Scrolls’ value to the investigation of Christianity is incalculable. Rather than being awed (even persuaded) by the staggering growth of what started as the “Jesus cult,” we now instead know that this was a perfectly normal theological mutation of a highly similar group of religious fanatics whose religious beliefs needed only a little fire and brimstone to kick-start a global enterprise. Instead of dismissing Jesus as mere madman, we see that instead his teachings were based on a perfectly rational interpretation of religious ideas that far predated Christianity, and in a way that maybe prove even more impenetrable than the Christian-pagan comparisons made by Earl Doherty and Robert M. Price.

We can learn so much about the character of the disciples who, at first blush, look simply nuts. Fictional or not, we could never understand how anyone could even plausibly mistake their behavior for realistic until we understand that world-rejection may have bordered on the commonplace in ancient Israel. Jesus himself is revealed as the mouthpiece of a far vaster underground countercultural movement; rather than let him be buried in the nonsense about virgin births and wandering stars cooked up by Hellenized followers decades after the fact, we see that he would have made perfect sense in the vocabulary of his contemporaries.

Most importantly to our inquiry, we understand that he was not by any stretch the first of his kind. Similarities to the Apollonius or Mithra cult no longer need to be stretched since we have nearly a perfect match between the Gospel Jesus and the Teacher of Righteousness. Christianity is revealed not as God’s complete overthrow of history, but rather as a mere sect of a sect, merely a new strain of a mutant, dissenting form of Judaism.

The Dead Sea Scrolls will be online soon in their original Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic. And we, as secular inquirers whose thirst for understanding of religion vastly outmatches that of most of the religious themselves, have no greater prize. Once endangered by Middle Eastern strife, exposure to air, and the slow rotting of time, they are now immortalized in a free, open form for everyone. The Scrolls may be safe, but their secrets will never be safe again. And that is a victory for free inquiry.

Communism is Dead

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

(Original post)

After getting barely a bit into the Communist Manifesto, you start to realize that it hasn’t aged well at 160.

I just finished the epoch by Marx and Engels, although that word is deceiving because all-in-all it comes in at a mere 42 pages. My opinion: things have changed a lot since they wrote this manifesto.

The first major problem I encountered was that they assume this diametrically opposed class war. It’s the “us versus them” mentality that has led to many conflicts throughout time. The communists (I’ll use this word to denote the position taken by the manifesto) argue that the only way for the working class to ever gain anything is to destroy the current system. It’s a hugely false dichotomy now, however, may have rung truer in another time.

Today (in Western culture), there is no proletariat-bourgeoisie class rivalry. There is essentially a spectrum of wealth from the homeless to the worlds richest – and most are above the poverty line today.

To give a clear example of how things have changed consider property ownership. One key argument the communists bring up is that the majority (they claim 90%) do not own property, and because of low wages they never will. However, today in Canada about 70% of people own their own home (many own condos). Yet even if today a minority were still property owners, that would be a good argument for increased wages, not outright class warfare.

This brings me to another issue. The manifesto isn’t entirely clear on the action they are recommending. Some parts read as a call to violent revolution, while others suggest a democratic upheaval first. They talk in one section about coordinating to win elections but then hint that something more may be necessary to take property away from the rich. However the manifesto ends with a line like:

“[Communists] openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

WORKINGMEN OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!

I should also point out that the use of the all-caps and exclamation marks typically decreases your integrity and ability to claim rational arguments.

One thought that ran through my head as I read the manifesto was that nothing could have pushed me further from the label of communist than the actual manifesto itself.

I do have to credit it with a few things: it advocates briefly for universal education and an end to child labor, also for minimum wages and working conditions, the nationalization of roads and communications, and it gives decent arguments about how communism doesn’t destroy individuality – unless individuality is solely determined by what you can buy and sell. They also point out that the system of the time clearly provided little incentive for the poor, since they could never make enough to own property, yet they kept on working, however he neglects the fact that needing to put food on the table is a damn good reason to work. However, the communists also calls for an even distribution of people across the countryside as opposed to grouping in towns and cities, which makes no sense in today’s society, and likely little at the time in industrializing nations.

All in all I have to say I was somewhat disappointed by the Communist Manifesto. I was hoping that Lenin truly bastardized it and Stalin furthered the destruction of the ideas, however it’s all pretty much in there. And with a modern middle class and social welfare net, I think we can safely declare that communism is dead.

South Park + Free Speech = A Bad Day for Religion Part 2 – Christianity

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Part 2: Christianity

Comparing South Park’s (SP) portrayal of Scientology (part 1) to the portrayal of Christianity is like comparing Hiroshima to the invasion of Iraq.  The attack on Scientology was mostly done in one epic episode that aimed at completely dismantling the cult’s credibility.  Christianity, on the other hand, is given some lenience.  Parker and Stone attack Christianity often, but not nearly as harsh.  It’s more like a slow moving invasion of Christianity’s most cherished beliefs.

Their main source of lampooning this religion is through one of SP’s most beloved characters, Jesus – a resident of South Park.  Parker and Stone have anthropomorphized  Jesus, taking him off the podium where Christians have placed him.  To Parker and Stone, Jesus was just a normal guy; that is…if he even existed at all, which is evidenced in season 11 where they have Jesus residing in “Imaginationland.”

The funniest Jesus antics are his attempts at magic.  In “Super Best Friends” Jesus loses a battle of magical talents to David Blaine.  In the scene, Blaine first eats his own head and the crowd goes wild.  Jesus pulls out a cart of fish and exclaims “Certainly not enough to feed this entire crowd, but now – turn around.”  As the crown turns around Jesus pulls out fish and bread from behind the cart and piles it on top of the cart.  Jesus then tells the crowd to turn back around, which does, and to the viewers’ amazement, starts cheering in awe.  What better way for Parker and Stone to make fun of Jesus then to show how people are gullible to simple miracles magic that Jesus most likely performed (if he even existed).


Aside from poking fun at Jesus, SP also takes on the institution of Roman Catholicism.  In “Red Hot Catholic Love” father Maxi from South Park goes to the Vatican to inform them of his shocking discovery that all American priests molest little boys, only to find out that all of the members at the Vatican do as well.  Even the Galgameks molest their children.

In “Hell on Earth 2006” priests and bishops are shown walking with little naked boys on leashes.  They attempt to get into a party being held by Satan who is ironically gay. To make matters worse, in the SP world, the Vatican is governed not by the Pope, but by a giant queen spider that appears before the members of the Vatican.  Father Maxi is fed up and gives a typical SP rant.  “When you start turning the stories into literal translations of hierarchies and power, well… Well, you end up with this. [shows the ruins, and then the Queen Spider, then the Gelgameks].”

In another instance, Jesus tells the Pope “…men are so easily led astray. St. Peter was a rabbit. And a rabbit should be Pope.”  It’s a safe bet to say Parker and Stone don’t like Catholicism when they speak of a rabbit having better judgment than the Pope.

On numerous occasions, Christian organizations have attempted to have SP episodes banned from TV and DVD sales, but to no avail.  The Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, run by Edger’s beloved friend Bill Donahue (insert sarcasm), condemned an episode because of the portrayal of the Virgin Mary.  They demanded that Parker and Stone apologize to Roman Catholics and that the episode be retired from ever airing again.  Parker and Stone did neither.  The American Family Association (A Christian backed organization) convinced advertisers like Best Buy, Geico, and Foot Looker to pull out their advertisements during the show and even persuaded J.C. Penny to stop carrying SP merchandise but failed to get episodes pulled.

One only has to look at how many Christians live in America to see how dedicated Parker and Stone are to attacking the taboo.  They risk losing millions of viewers because of their portrayals of Christianity, and surely they’ve lost many, but continue to make fun of it nonetheless.

For the sake of keeping you from reading too much, I’ve left out other SP attacks on Christianity.  Here is a shortlist of some more.

South Park has shown,

Next week is Part 3 – Islam

Fundamentalist Theatre 3000 BC – Megiddo: The Omega Code 2

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

I admit that I have an affinity for crappy movies. I was one of the few who actually spent money to go see Uwe Boll’s epic computer game-turned-into-movie disaster ‘In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale’ and am a fan of those wondrously bad Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies. Another element of my strange hobby consists of watching fundamentalist (mostly right-wing Christian) films such as Left Behind, Bibleman, and others. Often armed with a low-end budget and reasoning akin to the Kirk Cameron/Ray Comfort ‘banana’ argument, one can derive a certain cynical hilarity from these films as well. For everyone else though, I have volunteered to watch these films so you don’t have to (or don’t want to waste the time doing so).

Aside from the obvious outlining of the plot and the various pitfalls of the movies, I will be assigning a ‘rating’ to the movie consisting of one to five popped collars, where one popped collar is mildly annoying and five popped collars is the epitome of douchebaggery.

Today’s review will be of The Omega Code 2: Megiddo. You can view/download the entire movie HERE free and completely legally.

Michael York stars (the guy from those old Three Musketeer films) as Stone Alexander, the Anti-Christ. Also of note is R. Lee Ermey (the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket), who plays the President of the United States. Megiddo is the only true right-wing Christian ‘war’ movie set during the end times; other films such as the Omega Code 1 and the Left Behind series were always more dramas with elements of conflict.

The first part of the film essentially follows the life of a young Stone Alexander, as he fails to kill his infant brother David Alexander as a youth, graduates at a top military academy, and later employs ruthlessness and a diabolical intellect to climb his way up the political ladder to eventually become the leader of the European Union. In his personal life, Stone eyes Gabriella Francini – the daughter of the man who runs the military academy – and threatens and reveals himself as the AntiChrist to her father to pressure him into accepting her as his wife.

Stone’s political stature increases even further as a worldwide food crisis looms; as other first-world governments fail to respond to the threat, his EU introduces revolutionary new food wafers, genetically engineered crops, and new desalinization technology to quickly mitigate these issues. Using the political capital gained from his management of the situation, Alexander proposes that there be a ‘global democracy’ consisting of ‘ten world regions’ and himself as the Chancellor.

Of course, all offers of global peace are frauds perpetrated by demons masquerading as world leaders, so many people were rightfully skeptical. Among those is the President of the United States and David Alexander, the Vice President of the United States. Both somehow intrinsically (when completely lacking evidence, trust your gut!) know that Stone Alexander is somehow evil and plotting to take over the world. Unfortunately for President Ermey, his drill sergeant-esque awesomeness and his complete willingness to go against Congress, the American Public, and his very own Secretary of State (all three of whom support the ‘global democracy’) was no match for the Anti-Christ and a subtle but very lethal dose of poison.

When his brother and now-president David Alexander continues to resist the formation of the new world order, Stone Alexander kills his own father and frames David for the murder. Stone then takes control over his father’s media empire in order to further propagandize the world population and sway it into accepting his proposal. Meanwhile, David is branded as a traitor and fugitive by his own country and by the world. But surely this goodly conservative president who is solidly against the sentiments of the American people and who issued numerous executive orders without Congressional oversight has done nothing wrong, right?

People begin to realize that Stone is not all who he appears though. When Mexico refuses to join the New World Order, Stone unleashes a drought upon the entire nation. China, too, resists and is hit by a locust swarm and forced to join. Elsewhere, a spike in the level of natural disasters not caused by Stone – a symbol of God’s wrath – fuels discontent among the people towards the new world government. But perhaps the most ridiculous part of the film happens when Stone takes a trip to Africa to shore up support for his flagging coalition. When the African crowd – which initially enthusiastically addresses Stone with stereotypical tribal hollering – reacts negatively to Stone’s completely reasonable demand that he be worshipped as a god, the good Anti-Christ rains lightning down from the sky to force the crowd into submission.

Stereotypical tribal yelling? A white guy resorting to ‘magic’ to get an uncouth mass of Africans to worship him as a god? Nope, not racist at all. Maybe this is a window of how the filmmakers view Africa though – as some sort of ‘Dark Continent’ full of heathens who need to be converted to the Goodly Religion. But I digress…

With all the ten world regions subjugated and the pro-Satan Secretary of State seemingly in control of the US Armed Forces, Stone Alexander orders an army from all of the ten regions to gather at Megiddo to prepare to battle God. Fortunately for his brother David, the US Military in this universe actually unflinchingly serves it’s Commander in Chief rather than the Constitution no matter what he has done. Naturally the US’s sources of cheap labor – Mexico and Godless Heathen Red Communist China (go figure…) – are also prepared to do God’s work and, along with the US Army, plan on turning against those pansy liberal Europeans gathered at Megiddo.

The forces of good initially gain the upper hand with the element of surprise. However, it turns out that in the near future every nation in the world will employ generic M1 Abrams tanks that snail along at 3 mph. It is no wonder then that on the verge of defeat, Stone Alexander reveals himself to be a bad CGI of a giant flying horned baboon… thing who imbues his troops with unholy strength to turn back the tide. Predictably leading the counter-charge are those godless former Communists – the Russians; never mind the fact that we have our own godless Communists the Chinese who for some reason fight on the side of God and are kind enough to supply us with lead-coated Cabbage Patch Kids dolls.

The flying demon baboon who I assume is supposed to represent the Anti-Christ then blocks out the sun purely for dramatic effect and engages in a one-on-one fight to the death with David… because that’s how all battles are supposed to be decided. With the Mexicans and Americans on the brink of defeat and David badly injured, it appears that the entire world would be doomed to an existence of worshipping some giant flying baboon… thing while holding their laughter back or risk facing his simian wrath. But fortunately for our heroes God decides to spontaneously appear, kill all the evil soldiers, and lock the Anti-Christ in a molten prison in the center of the earth – thus making all the elan, tactics, strategies, and bravado exhibited by both sides of the conflict completely irrelevant! The End!

Overall, the first part of the movie wasn’t that bad. We get a sense of what ends Stone Alexander is willing to go to get ‘his way’. And despite his being more ruthless and more ambitious than all his colleagues, we also can connect with those people around him who aren’t possessed by the Anti-Christ, especially his wife and his father. One thing I especially liked about this part of the movie was the subtleness that Michael York portrayed Stone at this juncture – unlike with the Left Behind series, York is a very experienced actor who does try to bring out the most in his lines.

The battle scenes during the second part of the movie were passable given the $10 million budget (which is actually higher than most fundie films). The inclusion of plenty of pyrotechnics, dozens of vehicles incorporated into each shot, and many extras gave the sense that one actually was watching a major battle – granted, not the battle for the end of the world and one without any tactics or overall strategy, but nonetheless an impressive feat given the typically low quality found in this genre of films.

However, given the latent racism against the Africans, the implication that liberal Europeans are going to ruin the world unless a right-wing law-breaking US president stops them, and that CGI ‘Anti-Christ’ that I still can’t get over, I give this movie a rating of:

2.5 Popped Collars

Webster Cook Impeached Without Due Process

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

For legality’s sake, I’m going to start this with a disclaimer: The views contained within this article are mine and mine alone, and do not represent those of Webster Cook or his affiliates in any way unless otherwise specified.

On Thursday, August 28th, Webster Cook was formally impeached and removed from his position as Senator. This represents the culmination of many weeks of arduous legal battles and emotional turmoil for Webster and his family, and Webster is left with a permanent stain on his record after an impeachment hearing that was nonobjective and patently farcical.

Those unfamiliar with the situation should learn more here.

During the week between summer classes and Fall semester, the Speaker of the Senate, President Pro Tempore and Legislative, Judicial, & Rules Committee(LJR) chairman met privately with key witnesses to question them about the incident. These conversations were transcribed and presented during the Thursday hearing as evidence. The witnesses were not under oath at the time, and later analysis found that there were numerous discrepancies between the transcriptions and the conversations themselves.

According to the Impeachment Statutes here at UCF, the defendant is explicitly guaranteed the right to cross-examine witnesses. Webster was not granted this opportunity. He wasn’t even informed that the conversations were going to be used in his hearing until the night before, giving him no time to review the evidence or examine the witnesses himself.

The Impeachment Statutes also guarantee the defendant the right to refute the charges presented against him or her, but Webster was blatantly denied this as well. The hearing was scheduled to end at 11:00 PM, and at 10:53 a senator made a motion to table debate and immediately move into voting procedures. Robert’s Rules of Order gave this motion precedence. When Webster protested, he was flatly denied the opportunity to refute the charges, being curtly informed that “we don’t have time for that.”

It seemed as though all of the senators there had an agenda. Those who were not actively attempting to destroy him appeared more interested in getting an early start on Labor Day weekend.

Webster now stands stripped of his title, picking up the pieces after a minor incident was inflated and sensationalized onto the national stage. The impeachment proceedings reeked of both indifference to Webster’s human dignity and biased intent to sacrifice his future to placate a public hungry for his blood after the ridiculous spectacle surrounding his incident.

Regrettably, such incidences of questionable integrity within college student government associations are anything but rare. In high school, student political proceedings are at least superficially monitored by responsible adults whose job it is to ensure that the rules are followed and that things stay clean. Once college rolls around, the political corruption starts; those who aren’t just in it for graduate school application padding quickly find that they can deviously pursue their own ends with impunity. There are a dedicated few, though, a few who seek to challenge the norm and facilitate progress towards a greater good.

These few are quickly punished. Webster has long been a passionate, outspoken critic of giving public money to dogmatic organizations, both religiously affiliated and not.

Here’s a quick primer:

Each UCF student pays an “Activity and Services Fee,” to the tune of $12 per credit hour. This money then goes to student government for allocation.

Explicitly religious student groups received $75,000 of public money last year alone.

Few raise an eyebrow at this, if they even care to know about it. Many senators at UCF spend their meetings batting balls of paper around, doodling, whispering casual conversation to one another, and generally being ineffective, one senator (not Webster) tells me. During one financial allocation hearing, one awe-inspiringly brilliant senator expressed credulity at the legitimacy of allowing a group of 40 people to decide things for the entire student population.

Isn’t that the very nature of the Senate?

This general level of incompetence was certainly reflected in Webster’s impeachment hearing; “it was like they were making it up as they went along,” Webster later told me. Webster’s father was also there, powerlessly left to watch as the committee flagrantly disregarded the rules. The senators didn’t even officially debate the issue, instead just dutifully following the recommendation of the LJR committee.

Interestingly, the LJR committee is comprised of just seven people, four of whom are Catholics. It is up to each individual to recuse themselves from a potential conflict of interest. Not surprisingly, none did.

Webster had a thoughtfully written statement prepared to refute the charges, but as already mentioned, he was denied this right. The three who arranged the clandestine meeting with the witnesses did so by completely disregarding the direction of the Impeachment Statutes. Webster was not allowed to cross-examine these witnesses prior to the hearing. Such are but a few examples of the mockery of justice that was Webster’s hearing.

Now, Webster is doing everything in his power to fight for his rights and do what he can to clean up this situation.

Those wishing to help Webster out are more than welcome to contact our SGA Chief Justice Jordan Axelrod at 407-823-4721 or at sga_cjus@mail.ucf.edu

Editors Note: For the back story to Crackergate, please consult the following articles:

A first-hand experience of a healing crusade

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

I recently attended a ‘healing crusade’ where people expected Jesus to somehow cure their illnesses while children die of starvation in Africa.

Did it convince me that something supernatural was going on? No.

Granted, nobody was literally smacked on the forehead like what happens during Benny Hinn’s crusades, but it was a painful experience to sit through. The room was packed with true believers, and I felt exasperation overwhelming me. It took every ounce of effort not to start screaming and yelling at everyone to simply open their eyes to the deception that they have willingly entered into.

On the other hand, I felt pity and rage at the same time. I felt pity for the sick who attended desperately seeking a miracle. I felt pity for the children whose parents chose to drag to the healing crusade instead of receiving medical care. It was indeed a heart-wrenching sight to see the disabled, the deaf and the blind with looks of longing and hope on their faces as they ‘surrendered their fates’ to their particular version of a deity. I was filled with rage at the people who could even consider feeding tantalizing, false hopes to people who are desperately seeking a miracle just to propagate their own convictions. I felt rage looking at the entire system of self-deception and suspension of disbelief. With pity and rage alternating inside me, I took my seat among the true believers.

It started off with a few worship songs to supposedly ‘bring the presence of god into this place’. The songs were repeated over and over again, bringing about an almost hypnotic effect which some in the audience took as a sign that the ‘holy spirit’ was present. If the Christian god is the omnipotent, omnipresent, all-knowing deity he is portrayed as being, why would he need to be alerted to the fact that his followers needed healing? Couldn’t he have just healed them without having to be told to do so in a special ceremony? The ‘invocation’ also sounded a lot like pagan practices of invoking ‘spirits’. Another interesting question is that if god/his spirit/the holy ghost is omnipresent, why did he need to be specifically channeled into the hall? Why did they have to start the crusade with the act of ‘bringing god into this place’? Is it just me, or does something not quite add up?

The epitome of the phrase ‘fleecing the flock’ was displayed when the collection basket was handed out with calls to ‘give back to god what he has done’. In the first place, nobody had been healed yet, so what would be the rationale for that statement? However, the true believers gave, and they indeed gave! By the time the collection basket arrived at my row, it was full enough to line an evangelist’s pocket or two.

Next came the preaching. The preacher claimed that everyone wants to believe in a god. Many people do want to believe in a god, but saying that everyone wants to believe in a god was an overgeneralization. I guess he also missed the memo that wanting to believe in something doesn’t make it so.

He then claimed that he has ‘evidence’ to conclusively ‘prove’ the existence of one true god. First, he asked the crowd how many people have only one biological father. When the audience raised their hands, he continued with ‘Since nobody could have more than one biological father, it is only possible to have one god as well. It is impossible to have more than one god, as it is impossible to have more than one biological father.’

Yes, that was his great theological proof of monotheism. Voila!

I have to admit that I was more than a little disappointed.

After the great theological ‘proof’ of god, it was time for the ‘worship Jesus or burn’ threats. The usual evangelical stock-phrases were spouted: Now that you have proof that there is only one true god, it is your obligation not to worship false gods. You must choose Jesus, because if you don’t, you will end up in hell, and hell is not a place you want to go to. You want eternal life! You don’t want to end up in hell! You don’t! You don’t! You don’t! You don’t! You don’t! Hell is an absolutely terrifying place! You DON’T want to go there! ACCEPT JESUS!!

The same thing was repeated over and over again until I nearly fell asleep, but I was jolted awake in horror when I saw the true believers around me simply lapping it up. After attending evangelical crusades, trust me, horror movies pale in comparison. The horror of again realizing that around the world, millions of people are buying into this dogma would be more than enough to cause sleepless nights.

Next, we were promised that Jesus would work miracles and that through the miracles; we would see that he is the way to God. We were also told that God/Jesus/Holy Spirit would work the miracles not only to heal the sick, but to also ‘show the truth’ to the non-Christians.

You must be wondering what ‘miracles’ Jesus worked that night. And I have to say, Jesus was really disappointing, or more likely, a no-show. There were a few headaches, stress and depression cases ‘cured’, in addition to a kid’s cough, a slight pain in the foot, a mild ankle injury, ringing in the ears, and pain ‘disappearing’ from various parts of the body. Nobody got out of their wheelchairs and walked despite the repeated calls to ‘Get up and walk.’ No blind people suddenly saw, the deaf didn’t suddenly hear, the mute didn’t suddenly talk, and the disabled didn’t suddenly recover. Most importantly, no amputated limbs were re-grown by God.  Although that would be the most convincing ‘evidence’ that faith healing actually could have something to it after all.

One case was especially heartbreaking, as it was self-deception in the highest degree. A cancer patient who had undergone several rounds of chemotherapy claimed that she felt a decrease in the numbness in her right side. She also felt that the cancer had been ‘reduced by 90%’. How would this be possible to determine without a medical check-up? Despite the patient’s obvious credulity and willing acts of self-deception, I felt really sorry for her. Would she stop her chemotherapy treatments because she feels that her cancer is all but gone? I would never know, but somehow I hope that somewhere along the line, her skepticism kicks in. The anger and pity coursing through me when she gave her testimony at the front was indescribable.

Another sad part is how the crowd clapped and cheered at the end of each testimony, seeing the testimonies as a confirmation of what they so desperately want to be true. When it was time for the altar call, around forty people went up to the front to ‘accept Jesus’. Is skepticism dead among most members of the human species? Superstition claimed more members that night, and I am afraid that we may never be able to compete with the numbers superstition claims all over the world everyday if we are not willing to stand up, speak up, and be counted. Being an appeaser simply would not do.

I know this sounds pessimistic, but perhaps you had to be there on that fateful night.

How Astrology Ruined Myanmar’s Economy

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

If you have been following the news, you no doubt would have heard by now of Cyclone Nargis hitting Myanmar (also known as Burma) and the ruling military junta’s piss-poor disaster relief initiatives that makes FEMA’s response to Hurricane Katrina look like a shining moment in the Bush Administration’s history. It is estimated as of today that 155,000 people are dead and that number is certain to rise given the complete lack of food or medical aid and the completely unwillingness of the government to aid its own people. Apparently the regime is more concerned that foreign journalists and aid workers might report back the horrors of living in one of the least-developed countries in the world under a retrograde military regime; The callousness with which the regime is handling the situation hearkens back to how the 2007 and 1988 pro-democracy protests were brutally suppressed and is very different from China’s transparent and rapid response to it’s own major disaster in the Beichuan region.

But these instances do not constitute the only time the military junta has screwed over its own people. Of all the megalomaniacs, it is perhaps only General Ne Win and his successors who relied heavily on astrology and other superstition to chart out national policy

(more…)

The US Senate: All Lawyers and Businessmen, Not One Scientist

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Sen. Russ Feingold, only guy to vote against the Patriot Act and most awesome senator ever. But even he's completely ignorant about the scientific communityThere is not a single former scientist-turned-senator, which I must say is very disappointing since unless they were EPA (or other niche) lawyers or have pursued a single scientific issue as doggedly as Al Gore has, none of them appear to have a firm grasp on current scientific affairs… or even the scientific method itself.

Here is a list of Senate Committees that have something to do with research or science-related policymaking in this country and anyone on such a committee who has any grounding in science at all. I’m grasping at straws with some of these people, but here goes -

I’m not implying that this nation should be some sort of technocracy of scientists; such a system can easily fall out of touch with the average citizen and is the stuff of dystopian science fiction movies. I also realize that going into law and business are more or less natural routes into a political career and that it is pretty much inevitable that a large portion of not an outright majority of our lawmakers will have gone down this path.

However, ask yourself this – On a committee where the latest in scientific research and related policymaking is discussed on a daily basis, how confident do you feel that the right decisions will be made if the vast majority of the committee members probably could not even interpret a PubMed article on their own?

It would be reassuring if at least a few politicians on such a committee were able to interpret and disseminate scientific information provided to them like they are easily be able to do with issues of constitutionality, foreign policy, and general domestic policy. But in a nation where the current administration supports intelligent design, set us back six years on stem cell research to pander to the religious right, and still shows lingering doubts about the validity of anthropogenic global warming… maybe that’s too much to ask.

A Christian critique of Scientology

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

We’ve all heard about this strange new religion, this almost science fiction-like organization that worships its dead founder, blames all misfortune on some invading ‘force’ that came into our world millennia before any of us were born, demands money from all of its followers, has a long history of harassing and persecuting apostates, and has an obsessive fear of modern medical science, particularly where psychiatry is concerned. Today I sat down with one of these Christians and talked to him about Scientology.

“Scientology isn’t a religion, it’s a business,” he told me. “Look, it has a strictly-regulated hierarchical structure with a small leadership core- a secretive board of directors, an executive director, a bunch of subsidiaries and underlings that have to do everything that the layer of leadership above them tells them to do. I’m just glad that the College of Cardinals had the good sense to elect a Pope with the courage to stand up to all these New Agey, postmodern cults.”

“Off to a good start,” I muttered.

“And look at their ridiculous cosmology! Why would anyone believe that a superpowerful galactic overlord named Xenu flew a bunch of DC-8s around the galaxy millions of years ago? And all Scientologists are required to accept this by a certain stage of their development within Scientology. Obviously, the truth is that there is one God whose name is Yahweh, who comes in exactly three parts (not two or four), and who had exactly one son named Jesus who died for our sins two thousand years ago and if we don’t surrender to him by telepathy, we’ll be on fire forever.

“That’s just Church doctrine,” he told me. I nodded and scribbled furiously.

“And then they talk about these engrams,” he continued with a scoff. “I mean, come on. Who’s going to believe that all misfortune is because of some outside magical force invading our universe millennia ago? Sin is because of us, not because of some ambiguously powerful, external “Enemy” blasting evil at us! That just wouldn’t make any sense. Why would a loving God let engrams into the world in the first place?”

“Um, maybe we should talk about something else. I mean, what about the endless harassment of apostates? They do that, right?”

“Right, exactly. No matter who you are, if you’re an apostate from Scientology, they will hunt you down. They will harass you, they will harass your family, they will cost you your job, sometimes they will even threaten you with violence. Wait, hold on, I’m getting a text message.” My Christian friend paused and looked at his vibrating cell phone, then pumped his arm in the air and yelled “Praise Jesus!”

“What happened?” I asked him, curiously trying to peer over the screen of his phone.

Webster Cook just got impeached. Ex-Catholic blasphemer got exactly what he deserved. Anyways, what was I saying?”

“Something very, very sad.”

“Oh, yes, that’s right, apostates. But I mean what’s worse is Scientology’s opposition to modern medical science. They treat psychiatry like it’s some kind of pernicious, evil force, and certainly as if it were unscientific. Psychiatry might be completely misguided, but I think that Scientology is just spouting propaganda about its moral intent.”

“Wait, did you say ‘completely misguided?’”

“Well, yeah, I mean, how many psychiatrists do you see who treat the real cause of mental illness?”

I raised an eyebrow. “Which is?”

Demons.” He nodded sternly. “At least, most of the time. OK, at least some of the time.”

“Heh, yeah, I gotcha.” I was busily drawing a profile of John Travolta on my paper. “At least you guys don’t believe in superpowers.”

“Right. The Scientologists think that you can control even the salinity of your own body, and can do other magical things relating to your health, just by believing. They even have silly little magic devices called E-meters to help diagnose your potential for magic powers.” He smiled and rearranged his rosary bracelet. “They should come to some of my weekly meetings to see the real power of the Lord.”

“Um… and what is that, exactly?” I asked carefully, bracing myself for a sneezing fit. “The ‘real’ power of the Lord, I mean.”

“Speaking in tongues, healing by laying on hands, casting out demons. You know, real miracles.” He gave another rather self-assured nod. “Anyways, the biggest shame is how much money they make people pay to be a Scientologist. At least our tithes are voluntary.”

“But what about indulgences?”

“Oh, we stopped those a long time ago,” he said with a blissful smile. “Don’t you know anything about Church history?”

Finally, I just sighed, set down my pencil, and rested my forehead in my palm. “OK, look. You guys ask for tithes, Scientology charges a fee. You guys believe in magic healing, Scientology believes in superpowers. You guys harass your followers and reject medical science, Scientology will kill you, ruin you, or at least let you go insane by denying treatment to the mentally ill. I know you’re a Catholic, but imagine how much worse some of the parallels would be if you were a Christian Scientist or something? You guys love to rail on the evils of cults and dangerous religious groups, but can’t it be said that you guys are just a softcore form of Scientology? Your beliefs are just as ridiculous. Your rituals are just as bizarre. The only difference is that Scientology is better at using courts and cronies to silence critics.”

“You know, there’s a word for people like you.”

“What’s that?”

“Suppressive person.”

The moral of the story is this. Christians worship a man who said “before you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye, pay attention to plank in your own.” And their eyes may be awash in sawdust, but Scientology will kill you for reading this.

A Neo-Technocrat Manifesto

Monday, August 25th, 2008

In my last article on Technocracy, entitled You Too, May be a Technocrat, there seemed to be a lot of misunderstanding on what I meant.

There was discussion about what the term Technocrat meant, and there was a great deal of disturbing observations about the definition I posted from Wikipedia.

People accurately pointed out that a purely meritocratic society would be very susceptible to corruption.

Some people thought that Technocracy was opposed to democracy, and in hindsight I can see why people thought that. Though I consider myself to be a technocrat and a committed apologist for the democratic process.

So I am coining a term: Neo-Technocrat.

I am using the term Neo-Technocrat so that I can discard any of the ideas of the original technocrats that we find antiquated, while still embracing the core themes of the original movement.

A Neo-Technocrat is someone who wholeheartedly accepts the democratic endeavor as the best current political system. A Neo-Technocrat does not dispute that the current western political system does provide society with skilled politicians as a result of the voting process. The only thing that a Neo-Technocrat wants to do to the voting process is make sure that the voters are better informed, especially on science and technology issues.

Another issue demanding clarification from the last post is the importance of the term “technocrat.” Technology is the ultimate utility of science. Even basic science, which by definition has no specific technological goals, is defended for its constant contribution to the development of technology. Using technology as the root word for a political idea implies that the vast usefulness of science is of great political consequence.

To call Neo-Technocracy some other word, which does not have technology in the name would not due the idea justice.

What Neo-Technocrats want is for scientists to be consulted by politicians and the public for issues where science is relevant. Neo-Technocrats believe this is going to be the norm for many political issues, especially if one considers the robustness of the social sciences.

Neo-Technocrats see that political language should be naturalistic, just as it is in science. The effect of this is that political discussion of ethics should be naturalistic in its premises, and humanistic in its conclusions. Humanism is a system of ethics built on what naturalism tells us about the world in deference to science. Neo-Technocrats see this as being a more universal approach to ethics.

It is not that Neo-Technocrats want Neo-Technocratic projects to eliminate all philosophy save naturalism and humanism, but we see these as being extremely basic and universally applicable to the whole of humanity. In essence a naturalistic basis for political discussion is a filter, which allows for discussion of testable phenomena to have its deserved prominence. This, again, makes a great deal of sense when one considers the robustness of social science. Questions such as what motivates crimes, greed in human nature, and other controversial behaviors have huge bodies of data in psychology, economics, and other social sciences.

Neo-Technocrats quite simply believe that when society takes in to consideration what is known by experts, society makes better decisions. There are two areas in which this must be achieved. One is at the level of the public, the electorate to be specific. The second is at the level of political decision makers, which include elected officials. This is achieved by creating policy infrastructure so that politicians consult scientists, and so scientific understanding is always strongly promoted to the public.

This may sound like a pipe-dream to some, but we have essentially had this kind of government in the United States before, with a trend towards having more in the future. Especially in the early years of the cold war. I would also argue that the United States was founded on similar principles.

Now the political discourse has strayed from naturalistic language into some kind of post-modernist la-la land where things like climate change are treated as though they were simply a matter of opinion.

This is unacceptable.

But who really, REALLY blew up the World Trade Center?

Monday, August 25th, 2008

The day after the 7th anniversary of the unfathomably horrible attacks of 9/11/01, the Center for Inquiry and Guelph (College) Skeptics will co-host a debate-and-discuss in Toronto on the subject of the myriad conspiracy theories that have risen to help come to grips with the attacks. (Do not let the fact that my brother is one of the participants in the debate taint your perception of my motivations for pimping the event, but, more on that later). Presumably, the debate will center on defending and offending two and probably exactly two accounts of what happened on that terrible day seven years ago: the one side will argue that Muslim religious extremists who believed what their own holy book says destroyed the towers (and part of the Pentagon, and a field in Pennsylvania) by launching kamikaze attacks with commercial airliners, and the other side will say that the Evil Government did it.

These theories are boring. We have heard variations of them before: some said that a lone nut shot JFK, others said that a laundry list of secret societies were behind it. We have been told that it was a deranged fan(atic) who shot John Lennon, but others have pointed to anti-counterculture agents of the FBI. Did aliens crash at Roswell, or a government project? I, as undoubtedly you also are, am tired of this crazy-versus-government dichotomy. So, in the interest of injecting a little Ralph Naderesque third-party diversity into the upcoming Toronto debate, let me present them with a little theory of my own that is a healthy medium between the two prevailing theories:

Dylan Avery blew up the World Trade Center.

Now, I am sure that you are as shocked as I was when I first stumbled upon this horrible, slightly befuddling truth. Dylan Avery, director of the groundbreaking 9/11 conspiracy documentary Loose Change, blowing up the World Trade Center? You scoff!

But think about it. The prime rule in conspiracy thinking is cui bono, that is, who benefits? According to the government’s official explanation, Muslim terrorists conducted the attacks. But what did they gain? Indefinite military escalation on the part of the United States and the alienation of their allies in Pakistan, not to mention the out-and-out obliteration of their terrorist fascism that once ruled Afghanistan. On the other hand, the conspiracy nutters say that the government did it in order to gain support for the Iraq invasion of 2003. But what did they really gain? The pro-war hawks got obliterated in the 2006 election, Hillary Clinton’s own primary bid was probably sabotaged singularly on the issue of her pro-war vote, and Bush is imprisoned in the inescapable mess of being labeled the worst and least popular president of all time. And when did his downward spiral begin? With the invasion.

My theory, on the other hand, makes perfect sense. Dylan Avery has profited immensely off of the tragic murder of thousands. I mean, who was this guy before “terrorists” handed him the biggest indie film contract in history? He was rejected by film school twice. He was probably living with his parents, at age 22, when he made the movie. He was so rock-bottom in his life that he even had to cavort and consort with losers and treasonous deserters like Korey Rowe. But now look at him: selling DVDs at $20 a pop. He has invented a personal subculture of facebook groups, message boards, and an underground merchandising empire of T-shirts, coffee mugs, bumper stickers, books, and movies. He has been all over the conspiracy radioroll: mentioned everywhere, personally appearing in news, Coast-to-Coast, he and his associates are with Alex Jones… he is a celebrity now. He is the champion of a cause. And he can retire at 25 because of it. Is this suspicious to anyone?

And I say: how? Because he invented the cause.

I submit to the court Exhibit B: false flag operations. These are covert operations perpetrated by nations against other nations seeking to frame enemies for dastardly acts, with the intent of drumming up support for “retaliatory” action against the blamed party. According to the government’s official explanation, this was no false flag operation but this must be rejected because it seems ridiculous to me personally, therefore it is worthy of our collective suspicion. According to Avery’s conspiracy myth, the government ran the attacks as a false flag attempt to gain the PR momentum necessary to invade the Middle East. But this doesn’t make any sense because none of the hijackers were from Iraq or Afghanistan, yet those were the targets, and the government could easily have used a list of Afghani or Iraqi terrorists. No, those theories are both crap.

And that is why my case wins Exhibit B: who can say that the 9/11 Truth Movement has done anything besides hurl vitriol at the Republican Party? That’s right, Dylan Avery is a lifelong leftist, and I proudly proclaim that 9/11 was a false-flag operation designed to rally the conspiracy psychopaths against the Republican Party. Now, you might object that the radical far left already hated the GOP, but Avery’s dastardly plot even had the effect of rallying certain right-wing nuts against George Bush. And now Avery has his wish: an entire electorate built on blaming George Bush for murder. He even had Dennis Kucinich talking about it with him! It’s all going according to plan for Dylan Avery, but nobody seems to realize the obvious truth: Dylan Avery blew up the World Trade Center.

Exhibit C is particularly damning: Dylan Avery is not an engineer, knows nothing about engineering, yet he has been able to fling engineering claims around left and right. Melting steel does this, falling concrete does that, WTC 7 can’t do this, jetliners can’t do that, and look at this tiny photograph here, and here is how thermite works, and here is where you would have to plant it. But George Bush couldn’t have figured it out, as there were no PhD engineers anywhere in his cabinet. And yet there was Dylan Avery, with a master list of highly technical reasons why the World Trade Center could not have been destroyed by the plane. But it isn’t just like Dylan Avery was running a half-assed quote mine / rumor mill duplex of sloppy stupidity by begging unqualified engineers to rally to his cause or anything, because otherwise we would have to conclude that Avery is just an incompetent, deceptive buffoon, and if we did that we might be accused of ad hominems. Rather, the TRUTH is quite plain: Avery knew the ins and outs of the attacks almost immediately after they happened because, duh, Dylan Avery blew up the World Trade Center!

And then just think about the logistics. According to the conspiracy theory, the government did it. But as one of the individuals who will be debating on the 12th in Toronto has shown, this would have meant the involvement of literally thousands of people, including airline personnel, WTC personnel, soldiers, pilots, politicians, media… one screw-up anywhere in a chain of command a thousand ranks long would have been a complete controlled demolition of the Republican Party (and any of its conspirators) for about the next thousand years. Not only that, but they would have needed to have voice actors available and intelligence personnel to gather information to fake cell phone calls, and Avery has been unable to produce a list of prominent voiceover actors and actresses who vanished into the night on 9/12/01. Why is this? Because, as Exhibit D undeniably proves, Dylan Avery blew up the World Trade Center.

By now I’m sure you’re saying, “well yeah Chris, obviously Dylan Avery blew up the World Trade Center, but just so we can start producing pamphlets, protest signs and songs, low-quality Youtube diatribes, and an endlessly repetitive, self-plagiarizing blogroll, how did he do it?” Well, I’ll tell you!

See, the government theory has planes, but the conspiracy theory has thermite or other explosives. Now, the planes don’t make sense because Avery’s oddly brilliant and accurate analysis (see Exhibit C) shows that burning jet fuel can’t melt steel. But the conspiracy theory (thermite stashed at structurally significant points all over the World Trade Center) also makes no sense because it would take thousands of pounds of thermite to accomplish this, and the odds of the government squeezing a forklift full of thermite into a World Trade Center service elevator without a Democrat, a New York Times reporter, or a disgruntled ex-John Bircher noticing are rather low. So, my theory combines these two wrongs and makes a RIGHT: Dylan Avery blew up the World Trade Center by flying thermite-laden planes into the World Trade Center.

Firstly, Avery’s computer expertise is self-evident (I mean, the guy did make Loose Change on his home computer), so hacking into a jetliner’s navigational computer would be a cakewalk for him, and we know that it is at least possible since he has accused the government of doing just that, and it’s not like he would just make up claims about the capabilities of military electronic warfare measures. But where did he get the thermite? Well, the guy has to have plenty of money, because he has clearly demonstrated that his entire life and body are for sale, as when he was approached with a monetary offer to turn his script for a fiction movie about a 9/11 conspiracy into a documentary. Because it’s not like a guy would just whore out his soul to the highest bidder at the drop of a hat, this must have been a lifelong pattern of profound disinterest in self-respect, and so the guy probably had a lot of money stashed away under his bed from whatever previous prostitutions he had partaken in prior to his Loose Change days.

With that money, he had his right-wing militia friends (who all came together to endorse the 9/11 conspiracy theory right after “whoever” blew up the World Trade Center…) make him some thermite, and getting it onto the planes was nothing more than a simple matter of confusing airline computers into giving orders by email to pick up such and such a package and put it on such and such a commercial passenger jet.

And that is the Truth about 9/11. Dylan Avery is the culprit, and, with the help of canonical conspiracy thinking, we have proven it beyond all semi-literate doubt. Join us next week when we ask the toughest question in the history of modern science: Was 1969 the year of the Moon Landing, or was it just a Romulan Hoax??

There is No Soul

Monday, August 25th, 2008

The soul is a real sacred cow.  People hear about the soul or the spirit, and they don’t even flinch. Why?  Do these same people not stutter when they are talking about using their brains?  There is a serious disconnect here.

First let us define some terms.  By soul most people mean some ephemeral, transcendental presence of being. Something that could survive death – something indestructible and supernatural.
The brain, in contrast, is an organ. Pure and simple like any other organ, it is made of cells; these cells have membranes by which all interactions take place using chemical messaging.

The brain has a job, which is to interface all of the information of the body to maintain the necessary equilibrium for life, called by scientist Claude Bernard Shaw, “the internal milieu.”

Thinking happens in the brain. One way we have learned this intimately is that when brains are damaged in certain places thinking is impaired in a predictable way. This is how we did much of the original mapping of the brain in neurology.

Now we have this marvelous machine called an FMRI (Functional Magnetic Resonance Imager), which can show what brain regions are engaged in oxygenization and presumable activity as a subject completes a task.

You literally lay down in the middle of a great big round magnet while it reads your mind.  Now don’t get me wrong, FMRI cannot project an image from your imagination onto a screen, but it can tell us what parts of your brain are more active than others, and because of what we are learning about the functional purposes of different brain regions we can deduce a great deal about what’s going on in your mind.

So let me recap.  The way your mind works is affected by the physical condition of your brain, and when your mind is doing stuff, specific brain regions get activated by what your mind is doing.

So why does anyone believe in the soul?

It’s not because they’re really thinking about the implications of brain science.

Let me tell you my favorite case study. It is a universal part of any education in behavioral and brain sciences because it is when we began to understand to what depth our personality is linked to our brain.

It was on September 13, 1848, that railroad foreman Phineas Gauge had a terrible accident. Phineas, by all accounts, was an exceptionally good man: a leader in his community, and a reliable man to all who he encountered. Then a railroad spike was blasted in through his skull and out the other end, in effect destroying a region known as the prefrontal cortex. If you can imagine the area right behind your eyes, that’s about it. In the movie Hannibal, during the famous scene in which Hannibal Lecter feeds Ray Liota his own brain, he calls the prefrontal cortex, “the seat of good manners.”

Well, it turns out we know this  because of Phineas Gauge. When his prefrontal cortex was destroyed, so was his likable personality. Phineas Gauge became a violent and belligerent man, and a pain to be around.  This phenomena is universal in all people who suffer prefrontal cortex damage. It really is, “the seat of good manners.”

That’s just one case of many that I can present.  Toss that at the next creationist you meet. Maybe they will leave evolutionary biology alone, and come after neuroscience.

You Too May be a Technocrat!

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

It was late one night, and, after making the rounds of the grimy world of internet sub-culture, I found myself having an instant messaging conversation with my comrade at arms, Barry Greenstein. Barry is a secularist student leader who also has roots in punk rock subculture and hard-core leftist political activism. In short, Barry has been some of the places I’ve been.

Barry and I talk, often into the late night about politics, secularism, and science. But this was one of the early conversations, and we were discussing what we felt was the culmination of our leftist counter-culture experiences. We were discussing, what conclusions we had reached.

One stood out, from Philadelphia and Texas, two guys had decided the same thing.

The unapologetic promotion of technocracy.

Here are some Wikipedia quotes about technocracy:

Technocracy (bureaucratic), a governmental or organizational system where decision makers are selected based upon how highly skilled and qualified they are, rather than how much political capital they hold. A form of government in which scientists and technical experts are in control; “technocracy is described as that society in which those who govern justify themselves by appeal to technical experts who justify themselves by appeal to scientific forms of knowledge”

It’s beautiful.

Think about it. Don’t just react.

People who actually know what they are doing: In Charge!

For me there are many ways in which this could play out. One for example could just be more use of scientific panels by the congress. I mean, we have politicians pontificating about things social scientists have actually collected data on. These politicians are often making a priori arguments about how people are in total ignorance.

Let me tell you a brief story about how faith began to die in my mind.

I had just started college, it was about 3 years ago, and I was working in a psychology research lab for professor Jeff Larsen. Jeff asked me how I thought a certain experimental design would work out, I told him.

He asked me, “How do you know that?”

My answer was typical, “That’s just how people are.”

I really believed this, my intuitions had become my compass, and I was unaware how much this blinded me to reality.

Jeff went buck-wild. He assaulted my willingness to abandon all scientific reasoning, he made me conscious of the fact that there are many things which are “empirical questions.” Questions which can be tested to find the answer.

What a beautiful idea.

What an elegant, thoughtful way to find out what is going on.

Imagine if politicians merely felt the same way. If they said to themselves, “well maybe there are scientists out there working on this thing?”

There are many political issues in which science undeniably must be heard: energy policy, pollution laws, medical regulation.

In science we have a rigorous peer review process which is a little like dropping blood in a shark pool. We try to discredit each other, to accuse each other’s work of being meaningless tripe, and consensus is rare. Consensus is, by design, difficult to attain.

Yet we have scientific consensus on many issues, some troubling to the left as much as evolutionary biology troubles the religious right.

But the practice of recent years has been to ignore scientific consensus in politics, in favor of finding the contentious individuals who still tow party lines in their research.

The media has left us believing that there is “right wing” and “left wing” science. This is merely not true. There is only science. And it deserves a bigger role in politics, we as humans would benefit if science had a bigger role in politics.

I actually think this is the real purpose of the Secular Humanist movement. Not by design, I think we have all come into this for different reasons, and we are too many at the organizational level to have any kind of real conspiracy. But still, I think when you take a Secular Humanist ethic and a Naturalist outlook, those two ideas have political consequences.

You start to think about “how things are” is more important than “how things should be.”

How can you believe that we as humans really must make our own way in existence, that we should value each other in principle, and that we have evidence to tell us the truth, without having this affect how you think civilization should be shaped?

You become aware that the way to achieve lofty political goals like a well protected environment in a world with a robust market, can only be achieved by making use of information which is out there, but far beyond the realm of intuition.

Intuition is simply not enough to move forward, we need facts, we need science!

South Park + Free Speech = A Bad Day for Religion Part 1

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

South Park (hereafter referred to as SP) is arguably the funniest show on TV.  To many, it is a source of middle ground social commentary.  To me, it is a beacon of hope in a media gone astray with political correctness.  SP transcends political correctness by making use of its right to free speech, and what better way to promote free speech then to attack that which is held most sacred to many Americans – religion.  In fact, 16 episodes of the 11 seasons so far have dealt primarily with “that which is most sacred”, with certain figures and themes popping up on other occasions.

Not only does the content about religion promote free speech, the controversy of this content perpetuates SP’s intent.  Stemming from my love of the show, I’ve decided to take an in depth look at how religion is represented in South Park, and show you how nothing is taboo when you’re an equal opportunity offender.  This week’s post will be on Scientology.

Part 1: Scientology

If there’s any religion (if you can even call it one) that SP has ripped apart piece by piece, it’s Scientology – better known as the Church Cult of Scientology (COS).  Two episodes of SP have dealt with debunking and mocking COS.  The first appearance of COS appeared in “Super Best Friends”.  In this episode, the magician David Blaine creates a cult following that is strikingly reminiscent of COS.  Unfortunately, the episode didn’t actually reference COS.  This didn’t happen until season 9 when Parker and Stone figured it was time to deal out the damage that COS deserved in the episode “Trapped in the Closet”.  To anyone who knows anything about COS, the story is completely absurd, a fact which Parker and Stone make vividly clear in this episode as they caption a visual interpretation of Scientology’s creation story with “This is what Scientologists actually believe.”

What’s funny about this is that the story itself is hilarious, so all SP had to do was show it to the viewers.

Many other parts of this episode completely lampooned this religious cult.  The start of the show has Stan looking for something free to do and comes across a Scientology church that is offering free e-meter tests.  Inside the church everything is ethereal and everyone is overly excited about life.  To say that SP doesn’t try to make Scientology look like a cult in this scene would be more patently absurd than Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch.  After Stan takes the “free” test the tester tells him:

“… you are one messed-up kid… I’m afraid that you are completely miserable and totally depressed…there’s certainly no question that you are a perfect candidate for Scientology.”

Stan, a young and ignorant child, is helpless against these claims.

We all know that COS is in it for the Benjamins. SP makes this known by having Stan tell a crowd that “Scientology is just a big fat global scam” at the end of the episode.  SP goes one step further, by having the president of COS claim “You don’t actually believe this crap, do you?? Dummy! Brainwashed alien souls?? E-meters and thetan levels??.”

As sure as Parker and Stone were this episode would offend Scientologists, Isaac Hayes – the Scientology practicing voice of Chef – quit the show.  And that wasn’t the only negative outcome of the episode.  Viacom, who owns comedy central, had the original airing of the show pulled because of the portrayal of Tom Cruise.  Cruise threatened to back out of Mission Impossible 3 endorsements if Paramount, who is owned by Viacom, didn’t tell comedy central to pull it.  Cruise also threatened to sue SP.  Parker and Stone predicted this would happen and so added this little ditty to the end of the episode:

Stan: Look, everybody, we’re all looking for answer, you know. We all want to understand who we are and where we come from, but… sometimes we want to know the answers so badly that we… believe just about anything.
Man 2: Huh?
Woman: What?
Stan: [takes off his laurel] I’m not the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. And… Scientology is just a big fat global scam.
Brian: Oh! We are gonna sue you!
Stan: What??
COS President: Yeah, you think you can say our religion is a lie?! We’ll sue you, buddy!
Stan: YOU told me it was a lie!
President: Ho, now you’re puttin’ words in MY mouth! You are sooo sued!
Man 3: You can’t make fun of Scientology, kid! We are gonna sue your ass AND your balls!
Crowd: Yeah, that’s right!
COS President: How dare you mock our faith, you little punk?! You’ll be hearing from our lawyers tomorrow!
Field Reporter: We’ve just had an incredible development here, Mitch. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly, have all come out of the closet! [The three of them come out the front door and Cruise releases R. Kelly, who moves off and out of view.]
Cruise: [approaches Stan] So you’re NOT the prophet, huh?! You made me look stupid! I’m gonna sue you too!
Stan: Well fine! Go ahead and sue me!
Cruise: I will! I’ll sue you in England!
COS President: You are so sued, kid!
Stan: Well go on, then! Sue me!
COS President: We’re going to!
Stan: Okay, good! Do it! I’m not scared of you! Sue me!

This one episode caused the loss of a beloved character, almost ruined their contract with Comedy Central, and nearly catapulted them into a lawsuit with Tom Cruise, all of which SP predicted would happen, and yet they decided to forge along anyways in the name of free speech.  Kudos South Park, kudos.

Up next week is Part 2: Christianity

A People’s Guide to the Catholic League

Monday, August 18th, 2008

It takes some practice to get used to reading the Catholic League’s nauseatingly self-promoting, whiny press releases, but once repetition vaccinates you against the obnoxious professional victimhood of its patriarch Bill Donohue, you see that certain patterns start to emerge. One thing you notice is that even though the League’s mission statement identifies it as a “civil rights organization,” the League does not appear to have ever done anything that could even be mistaken for “civil rights” work at any point in its history. That document also explicitly informs us that the League is by Catholics, for Catholics, but none of its seven volunteer offices are in the most densely Catholic part of the nation: New England.

Another motif: the Catholic League really, really likes the Republican Party, and really, really, really, really does not like the Democratic party. Even its famous campaign against virulently anti-Catholic pastor John Hagee’s endorsement of John McCain, which successfully shamed that particular pulpiteer into changing his own theology in favor of looking good to the public, was all spent criticizing Hagee, without so much as a peep about McCain himself. Contrast this with its “coverage” of Obama’s Catholic National Advisory Council, or Obama’s own endorsement by a suspect clergyman, which extended into talking about Obama’s “pro-infanticide” record (a charge that has been proven untrue, but the League has issued no correction) to general harassment of the Democratic National Convention (without a syllable uttered about the GOP’s habitual endorsement by the routinely anti-Catholic Evangelicals). They attack all kinds of Democratic politicians, but also outspoken media figures who endorse certain Democratic platform positions, like Bill Maher and then-moderate Lou Dobbs. Reading through just the 2008 third quarter’s press releases from the Catholic League, there are about twenty that in some way attack Democrats or Democrat-leaning media commentators or defend Republican stooges like Deal Hudson, there are zero that directly criticize Republican politicians, and exactly one compliments a Democrat: Hillary Clinton.

Their “About Us” section also provides a helpful list of endorsements by prominent Catholic clergy, mostly bishops and archbishops. Some of the League’s supporters are on the level (for example Boston’s Cardinal O’Malley), but then, the only criterion for being an “on the level” Catholic clergyman these days is not being involved in a sex crime or in otherwise bankrupting the Church morally or financially. For people like you and me, this is a pretty easy qualification to meet, but it seems notoriously difficult for frocked Catholics. Lets have a closer look at some of the Catholic League’s clergy supporters:

  • Edward Cardinal Egan, Archbishop of New York, says that “[t]he Catholic League performs an invaluable service in defending the Faith.” Egan is also himself so incompetent a leader that he personally had to preside over the closing of numerous Catholic properties just to keep the cash flow in the black, closing ten and melting eleven into other parishes (a considerable net loss against the six new parishes opened under his jurisdiction). Of course, we would be lucky if this were at all his worst offense; he is also on record as being an accessory to child molestation by permitting several known child rapists to keep working for him and the Church.
  • Roger Cardinal Mahony, Archbishop of LA, gushes that everyone should join the League on behalf of not just Catholics but “all victims of anti-religious bigotry.” Mahony fought against having to release Church files on pedophiles all the way to the Supreme Court (and lost), and is currently a defendant in a lawsuit by a Mexican parishioner for his involvement in playing pass-the-pedophile with Mexican priest Nicolas Aguilar, among other crimes.
  • “Most Reverend” Charles Chaput commends the Catholic League’s “courage” in fighting the “good fight,” but Chaput’s own “good fight” has involved buying forgiveness from the victims of sex crimes to the tune of over $5 million so far. This certainly helps explain Chaput’s own personal crusade against making it easier for victims to seek their just reward from the seemingly insatiable lust of the Catholic clergy.
  • Edwin O’Brien, Archbishop of Baltimore, may say he is “privileged to support the Catholic League,” but the League might not be so privileged to have him: he is a known, vocal opponent of sexual abuse victims’ rights, going so far as to fire a priest who had the audacity to believe that the Church needs to come clean on its sins against abused children.
  • Perhaps saving the best for last, Benedict Groeschel says that “membership in the Catholic League is a must.” Groeschel’s theological beliefs are most interesting here: he says that reporters who help expose the Church’s brutality against children are “doing the work of Satan” and are all liars who hate the Church itself. This fanatical whacko’s interesting perspective on the Problem of Evil is rivaled perhaps only by his interpretation of doctor-patient accountability: in his own words, priests he “counsels” (he counsels priests who have been placed on “administrative leave” for, you know whatever reason) have a “right of confidentiality,” which has absolutely no parallel in the medical community; for real mental health workers, if you suspect that a crime is taking place involving a patient, you tell the police.

The League’s president, whiny professional victim William A. Donohue (you can sample his eloquence here and here) is himself a crude parody of the activist archetype: an overweight, loud-mouthed, homophobic, vaguely anti-Semitic wingnut who has made a career out of slandering the ACLU, John Kerry, and others, he flaunts the Vatican’s condemnation of “excessive wealth” by taking a salary of more than $300,000 every year from the Catholic League (the League itself took in more than $16 million in 2006). He refers to homosexuality as the “gay death style” and to Hollywood as being “controlled by secular Jews” who “hate Christianity.” Mere days before Mel Gibson was observed pontificating on Israeli foreign policy from behind his disfigured steering wheel, Donohue launched a defense of Gibson’s “the Passion of the Christ,” a Christian BDSM snuff flick about nailing Jesus (or something like that, I fell asleep halfway through this boring zombie movie).

And lets not forget the League’s war on PZ Myers and Webster Cook. The League has already been excoriated elsewhere on Edger for its refusal to meet even the same decency standards as the numerous American Muslim organizations that condemned 9/11, so I will not go into this issue too much in depth just now. All I will say is this: it has been 16 days of silence from the League since PZ Myers blogged about our efforts to get the League to take responsibility for the revolting behavior of its surrogates. It is clear that Donohue values the metaphysics of the Eucharist far more than the moral value of living, breathing human beings.

Suffice it to say, in moral terms, the League has quite a bit of catching up to do. The next time Donohue goes into some shameless tirade against someone’s endorsement of a political campaign, remember that the League’s endorsements mostly come from accessories to pedophilia. The next time the League wails and whines about some media figure’s comments on Catholics, remember Donohue’s comments about Jews, homosexuals, atheists, and even the Democratic party. The next time Donohue wags his chubby finger at someone else’s misbehavior, ask him his opinion of the death threats against Webster Cook’s family. But, be careful, you might just end up in a press release somewhere.

On light and morality

Monday, August 18th, 2008

(Original Post)

The argument comes up far too often.

Morality requires an absolute reference point.  Without God there can be no morals.

But it occured to me today that this parrots an argument made just over a hundred years ago in physics:

Light is a wave and therefore requires a medium to propagate.  Without the aether in interstellar space, there can be no light.

A bit of a background:

Light was postulated by Issac Newton to be particles that flew like tennis balls through the air.  This dominated until the single and double slit experiment showed the existence of diffraction, which could only be explained by a wave theory.  So after James Clerk Maxwell postulated his famous equations, the world decided upon a wave theory of light.

However, waves require something to move in. Just like waves in the ocean require water, waves of light should require something (be it air or glass) to move in.  But there wasn’t anything in space (as far as people could tell).  So how did the light from the sun get to Earth?

This led physicists to postulate an everpresent aether which filled the entire void of space.  This aether would allow the waves to get from the sun to Earth.

However, this aether should cause the speed of light to be different between a beam propagating with the Earth’s rotation versus a beam propagating perpendicular to the rotation.  This should happen because as the Earth goes around the sun it will “drag” some aether with it, this dragged aether will slow light down that’s going into it, but speed it up if it’s going with it (imagine light getting a tail or head wind), but going North-South the light shouldn’t really experience any net difference.  So when they performed very precise experiments to detect the aether, they found nothing!

The solution didn’t come until 1905 when Einstein was studying the photoelectric effect – basically a current is created when a light of a minimum energy is incident on a material.  Einstein postulated that light existed in photons (discrete particles), which solved the aether crisis and won him the Nobel prize (this was more practical than Special Relativity, which he also discovered in the same year, as well as the cause of Brownian Motion).

So what does this have to do with theological arguments about morality?

Basically, my analogy is that people couldn’t understand how light could propagate the void of space without an aether, in much the same way that people can’t understand how morality can exist independant of an absolute objective standard.

It took arguable one of the most brilliant people of the past century to solve the issue of light in space, negating the need for an aether, however, it is arguablly more accessible to understand how morality can arise naturally.

For more on naturalistic ethics, see some of my older posts:

Move Over Evolution

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Poor evolution.

Evolution, which is as sound a scientific theory as we have ever had has been in the cross hairs of religion far longer than any of us have been alive.

Politicians court entire voting blocks by proclaiming their doubts about the theory of evolution, and the faithful cheer.

Why?

What is it about evolution so terrifying to so many? Is it because it gives a natural explanation for the appearance of design as Daniel Dennet the author of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea says? Why not, that seems like a good explanation to me. Nothing is more fascinating or elegant to me in nature, than living beings, especially us: homo sapien.

The appearance of design in organisms is real. But the mechanism of this design is well understood, that mechanism is natural selection. The elegance of this system yields countless complexity, that whatever reproduces with variation will yield different adaptive complexities over time. Its beautiful, it really is.

According to Dennet evolution as an idea is so “dangerous” because it explains that nature is enough to produce all of the marvelous things we see around us.

I do not disagree with Dennet about evolution offering a marvelous explanation about there not being a need for a designer, but I think Daniel Dennet does not fully understand what is at play in the minds of the believers who are so vitriolic against evolution.

We tend to assume that what is most important to the religious is where we come from, but I will argue that what matters most to the religious is where we are going. Which almost all of them are hoping, banking, and betting on is an eternal life, hopefully in some transcendental paradise.

There is one branch of science which has almost nothing to say about where we come from, but a whole lot to say about where we are going. It is my beloved neuroscience.

In the development of neuroscience we have found increasingly more and more evidence for the very real fact that everything we are is produced, contained, maintained, and experienced by the human brain.

Daniel Dennet once eloquently put it, “Yes there is a soul, and it is made of millions of little robots.”

Those little robots are called neurons, and it is the class of cell which your brain and nervous system are made from.

But being somewhat of a bastard, I find Dennet’s “Yes there is a soul…” comment to be reminiscent of the also famous “Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus…” comment.

There is no soul.

That means that there is no afterlife.

When your brain dies, you die, every ability you have to experience life, passion, love, suffering, enjoyment ceases.

That means there are no 72 virgins for the martyrs of Allah, and no eternity of praises in the throne room of the lamb for the martyrs of Jesus.

It is the end of all experience.

What I can’t seem to get around my head is why don’t we have pseudoscience movements trying to teach the old Aristotelean idea that the brain is just a cooling system for the body, and nothing more.

I don’t see why neuroscience is not under perpetual attack by the religious extremists of this world, it deals a blow to the only thing they have to offer their followers: eternal life.

I wish to change this. I want to pick a fight.

Religious people of the world, there is no afterlife, and neuroscience is the reason why!

Perhaps unwisely. I want the religious to know that if neuroscience is right about how memory works, how experience works, how these things tshut off and turned on by the activities of specific chemical processes in specific physiological structures in the nervous system, then that means that their religion is false.

At least its promise of pie in the sky is false.

I want them to know the truth as I have come to understand it, the life you are living now is the only one you’ve got.

I want the Kirk Camerons of the world to demand that their followers refuse all neurology as witchcraft.

I want the Discovery Institute to try to create an “alternative theory” for the source of cognition, trying to come up with imaginative hogwash for the idea that personality, thought, dreams, and passion is happening somewhere independently of the brain.

I mean, really what motivates more people to believe in these ancient religions?

Is it really that they are just dying to have a solid explanation for where the earth and its diverse flora and fauna come from?

Or is it that they are dying to have a reassurance that they aren’t dying?

Why atheism is a rich man’s world – and how we can change it.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Here’s the thing: females aren’t a minority. Constant reminders consisting of everything from TV ads to misused pronouns don’t let us forget the struggle with basic civil and social rights that women have battled, past and present alike. Caught up in the urgent ideals of feminism and modern liberal values, it’s sometimes easy (even for women) to forget that females are half of the world’s population, especially when it comes to things like careers in math and science. A survey conducted by the Center for Inquiry shows that over 80% of atheists are male. What’s more, the same survey suggested that over 40% had at least a six-figure income.

It’s hardly a secret that there just tend to be more men in science. The times are a-changin’, but even so, let’s face it. The face of atheism is now, more than ever, a gray-haired sausage fest in a thousand dollar tux. This is one of the more unfortunate side effects of “new atheism” brought up by the (otherwise exceptional) lead of Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris: the “big three” of non-belief nowadays. (Ironically, I’m pretty sure Dawkins would have been Woodrow Wilson.) Personally, I’m not a complainer. Somebody needed to resurrect (excuse the poor choice of words) atheism, and that’s just what happens when the only people bold enough to do it happen mostly to be our male, bordering-on-senior-citizen counterparts. We’ll just have to problem solve, and put our noggins to use, as atheists and members of society.

Well, by now, we pretty much know that an atheist woman is kind of like your token gay uncle.

So now what?

Mass cultural change was never easy, especially since the problem lies beyond atheism itself. Obviously, much of it has to do with how women fit in with science. While valid, that point has been brought up enough times that if I had a dollar every time I heard it, by now I would have been able to afford a tux, a sex reassignment surgery, and a serious box of hair bleach instead of spending my time actually working on the issue.

As it is, no one gives out grants for counting the repetition of an argument.

Maybe instead of trying to draw in more women first, we should focus on encouraging the atheist females we already have. As Islam shows us, it’s better to have people following big rather than a big following. (It also shows us that having both isn’t half bad, either.) What I’m saying is that if you’re female… what are you doing reading my thoughts about feminism? Go start your own blog, and put yourself out there.

Next to religion, it’s no surprise that we’ve been losing the women. After all, they have things like the Virgin Mary, nuns, and Rebecca St. James. What can I say, they’ve one-up’d us in that respect.

We have no official organization, no official leaders, no Avril Lavigne wannabes to proselytize for us… in fact, we’re only left with one single thing which we all happen not to believe. It’s only to be expected that its public image would go uncontrolled. So who should control it?

Well, you already do. One of the nice things about atheism is that it’s sort of an anarchy in itself, but it’s also a democracy by default, because only the atheist public can really decide their own image. For example, with The God Delusion, Dawkins certainly decided what his was, and everyone else just kind of picked it up and followed his lead.

Which brings me to my point: it’s important over time that atheism gains some more female poster-children. Women otherwise attracted to religion should be shown that atheism is not a patriarchy (like religion is).

And getting those reps is not the onus of some pie-in-the-sky organization that controls atheism behind the scenes. We don’t have an atheist Vatican. It’s up to you to decide the image you put out of your own brand of atheism. We just have to remember to include women in the same outreach.

Cheers

How to criticize the “New Atheists:” a seven-step guide to writing the perfect reactionary hissy-fit

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Congratulations on your acceptance to the International School of Highly Emotive Knee-Jerk Reactionary Hissy Fits and welcome to your first seminar, Criticizing Atheism 101! Today we will be talking about the most successful, tried-and-occasionally-true techniques for criticizing the “New Atheism” as deployed by such renowned reactionary hissy fit-throwers as David Berlinski, Scott Hahn, Alister McGrath, and others! All of the important information for this course has been compiled below into a list of seven key points, which can easily be adapted for any critic of atheism to use in his or her particular tempter tantrum:

1. Ride those coattails. Remember, the New Atheists may be evil and hell-bound, but they are also your ticket to fame! Just make sure you drop all the right names in the title of your book and you are on the road to a career in reactionary tantrums. It’s easy: just reuse their names or their book titles for your own profit and you’re good to go; whether you’re Alister McGrath (”Dawkins’ God,” “The Dawkins Delusion?“), Scott Hahn (”Answering the New Atheism: Dismantling Dawkins’ Case Against God“), David Berlinski (”The Devil’s Delusion“), Thomas Crean (”God is No Delusion“), or anyone of similar integrity and contributive value, you’ll remember that your own name is obviously insufficient to sell books, so what better solution than to just use your opponent’s names? If you’re particularly desperate for sales/clever like John F. Haught, you’ll manage to squeeze several of the New Atheists’ names in (”God and the New Atheism: A Critical Response to Dawkins, Harris, and Hitchens“) at once!

2. Snub them for not taking time to disprove God’s existence, ignoring your own failure to prove God’s existence. Several reviews of and responses to Hitchens in particular, as well as Harris and Dennett, contained some snide little attack about how none of these three atheists took the time out to properly address the arguments for the existence of Zeus/Demeter/Allah/Republican-Jesus/God. Now remember, even though popular religious books all the way from the bestselling populist The Purpose-Driven Life up through Charles Taylor’s highbrow A Secular Age spend not one word even trying to prove that God actually exists, who cares? If you’re religious enough to be writing on this subject in the first place, you threw away internal consistency a long time ago. As Dinesh D’Souza thundered during a debate with Dan Barker, “Harris refutes Anselm with a paragraph!” Who cares that you refuted Russell with zero paragraphs? Whatever it takes to make the New Atheists look lazy or uninformed. Which brings me to my next point…

3. Remember, the New Atheists failed to write a multi-volume complete summary of the entire history of Western theology, so they’re “ignorant of the finer points of religion.” One frequent criticism of the New Atheists is that, even if they claim to be targeting religious belief, they are avoiding the totally relevant and politically impotent/important field of highbrow theological writing. Because, unlike you, the New Atheists have not taken the decades of study required to lodge yourself in an obscure niche of your religion’s ivory tower to which nobody listens except the others trapped in the same nitch, you are understandably infuriated that Hitchens never once mentions Eric Rust’s clever interpretation of Tillich’s commentary on the epistemology of empiricism as applied to the miraculous, or that Harris never even bothers to set himself against every single sentence of The City of God. Sure, nobody cares about what theologians have to say, and their commentary is wholly irrelevant if there isn’t a God in the first place, but so what? You’re a religious writer; what do you need with honesty? Just make those atheists look unlettered, and don’t forget to end every chapter with a snippet of Bonhoeffer or Averroes or whoever it takes to confuse your reader into thinking you’re smart.

4. Alternately claim that science is just a hypothesis and so can’t be proven, and that proven science has been on your side all along. If you’re a particularly talented anti-atheism writer, you can sometimes manage to make both of these tactics work within the same exact book! For example, in Dinesh D’Souza’s famously whiny screed What’s So Great About Christianity?, chapter 8 tells us that science cannot exist apart from the (Christian theological) assumption of an ordered and logical universe, chapters 11-14 are dedicated to showing how science independent of Christian theology has arrived at the existence of God in the first place! Remember, not only has science demonstrated that the universe is irreducibly complex, science is also a faith-based assumption that the universe is ordered and rational. Who cares that scientists only concluded the universe to be rational upon empirical observation that effects tend to follow causes? Who cares that you’re whoring out your intellect to whichever side of the same bad argument you wish to make by routinely deploying two contradictory arguments to the same end? This isn’t about integrity, this is about religion!

5. Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao. Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao. Irrelevant ad hominem that does nothing to show the truth or falsehood of the idea of atheism, but who cares? As long as the reader’s attention is diverted away from the bloody history of your own religion. And when doing body counts, only count wars and Inquisitions, not things like the deaths from religious resistance to vaccines and medicines, religious opposition to condoms even in high HIV-risk parts of the world, day-by-day violence and discord within families over homosexuality and apostasy, etc. Also never mention that Pol Pot, Mao, and Stalin might have had other motives for their actions than their atheism.

6. Always point out that atheism is a faith just like any other. Atheism is the faith-based assumption that there is no Zeus, or whichever god you are apologizing for. This is one of those arguments that has been recycled over and over and over again in anti-atheism books marketwide, so it must be a good one. Do not worry about talking about whether or not your own lack of belief in the thousands of other extinct religions is also a faith, as this is likely to lead you into unChristian thought.

7. And if all else fails, you can always say that atheists “just don’t get it.” They haven’t had the divine, transcendent experiences you’ve had about Jesus, or Mohammed, or the Buddha, or David Koresh, or Sai Baba, or the UFO hiding behind the comet, or whatever. They just can’t get it because they’re too close-minded to see the truth and thanks to personal religious experience we know that those close-minded atheists are wrong without even doing any investigation! As long as your own mind is open to the possibility that your personal, local, favorite tribalism is the One True Way, and the atheists’ minds are closed to the idea that they are too blind and stupid to see that your personal theological suppositions must be accepted or else you’ll burn in Hell forever, you win. I mean, when you accuse the atheists of being too close-minded to accept Jesus as their personal savior out of fear of the scriptural, doctrinal, strictly unobserved reality of Hell, what are they going to say? That you’re the close-minded one?

Well, that is your lesson for today. I look forward to seeing your book right alongside the likes of the brilliantly untalented McGrath, Berlinski, and others: rotting in bargain bins next to old astrology guides and full-color atlases of Denmark, ten thousand ranks below The God Delusion on Amazon, or sitting on the shelf of some smarmy theology student who agreed with you before he ever even heard of you.