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Archive for October, 2008

Out of Africa (another route)

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

A study published in the PNAS journal (Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences) notes the discovery of another possible ancient river. This body of water would have flown from the middle of the Sahara desert, through Libya, to the Mediterranean Sea. A so called ‘central Saharan watershed’ is a range of volcanic mountains from where the river would have flown. It is also thought that the region northwards from here would have been much wetter, going thorough more cycles of rain than the present Sahara. This discovery also opens up another possibility of the route our ancestors might have taken out of Africa.

Even with sophisticated modern all-terrain vehicles, the Sahara is considered a treacherous drive. A hike remains out of question for most. So until now it was a little difficult to practically explain how a band of proto-sapiens would have trekked these thousands of kilometers. The Nile has always been thought of as that lender of life that allowed them to carry on. While the current discovery does not defeat the previous possibility, it certainly presents another viable alternative.

I can’t help but imagine the scene, where after generations of traveling, a small group of our ancestors must have found themselves facing the new sea – boundless water. To anyone who has not seen a large lake, sea or ocean before, the first view is usually breathtakingly stunning. What this group must have felt like on discovery of such a rich new ecosystem is probably one of those things we’ll never know in our lifetimes.

But perhaps I’m exaggerating. The Nile delta as it is today looks as fertile as a thick forest through satellite imagery. Most likely the trail the proto-sapiens followed was also much richer than we can imagine. And most of it did take place during a glaciation period. But still, like those of us who don’t live in coastal cities or towns can testify, a huge difference exists between the two.

The study was conducted by researchers from the universities of Bristol, Southampton, Oxford, Hull and Tripoli. The original Bristol press release can be found @ http://www.bristol.ac.uk/news/2008/5947.html.

“What matters is that they show respect.”

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, recently released a press release chastising the writers of the Fox crime show “Bones” for an on-screen portrayal of blasphemy, saying that one of the lines spoken by a character on the show “cuts to the heart and soul of Catholicism” and “was entirely gratuitous.”

This is the line in question, which occurs during a conversation between two characters and is spoken by the show’s title character: ““One pastor gets her teeth whitened, and the other drinks wine on Sunday mornings and tells everyone that it’s been miraculously transformed into blood. Which of those is more outlandish?”

““It does not matter that non-Catholics may not accept what happens at Mass. What matters is that they show respect,” commented Mr. Donohue, whose successful career of Catholic advocacy work includes respectfully blaming Jessica Delfino for terrorism, respectfully saying that Jews control Hollywood, and respectfully referring to the creators of “South Park” as “little whores” (they respectfully cajoled him right back in a later episode). He has also waged a profoundly respectful war against PZ Myers for desecrating the Eucharist, and against University of Central Florida student Webster Cook for refusing to be force-fed a magical cracker.

In the final analysis, Bill Donohue is a vaguely anti-Semitic fundamentalist fanatic who gets paid almost $350,000 a year to publicly harass people who don’t play along with his beliefs. The most appalling part of the whole press release in question is that bit about showing “respect.” Being told to be respectful by Bill Donohue is like being told to love your family by Jesus.

More importantly is the simple fact that, no Bill, we do not have to show respect for ritual cannibalism, or any other religious ritual. Nobody is entitled to restrict other peoples’ freedom of speech in order to save themselves from being personally offended by something. There is no freedom to make other people “respect” you. Ridiculing religion is my right as an American; Mr. Donohue would do well to remember that every nation that has ever been subject to the kind of Christian theocracy that could make us respect Mr. Donohue’s wild imaginings about his Sunday snack has shed it, often violently.

I mean, come on, what are we talking about here? We’re talking a conversation on a Fox TV show that was absolutely right. Donohue’s press release never actually explains what “Bones” got wrong with his theology, since it is the Church’s position that the Eucharist cracker is literally transmogrified into Jesus whenever the robed wizard waves his hands and says the magic Latin words. All they did was offend Donohue personally by pointing out his beliefs.

And of course, lets not forget Donohue is in an extremist minority on this one: over two thirds of Catholics are actually smart enough to realize that this magic cracker nonsense might be Catholic dogma, but it’s still silly. Do the 66% of Catholics who do not believe that they are cannibals have the right to demand that Donohue show a little respect for their beliefs?

Faith is a Problem

Monday, October 13th, 2008

There seems to be one issue in which I differ most from my atheist brethren than any other.

That issue is hard to nail down. But I will try.

Many of my fellow secularists seem to think that religious faith is a valid position, one which it is wrong to insult, critique, or try to create pressure against. Their fight with religion begins and ends with keeping it out of legislation. But to have any recoil to religion in the culture, in society, is at best rude, at worst a kind of fundamentalism all its own.

Before I articulate my argument against this position, allow me to say that I can sympathize with it.

I am a big fan of Matt Nisbett, who argues that to tie atheism to science is a diservice to science. I take social consequences of the atheist movement very seriously.

I also understand an impulse to be tolerant of different opinions, and to be hesitant to assume that you have something figured out. I try to practice this in my general political discourse. I am a liberal, but I find myself having sympathies with republicans on many issues and am always happy to find them. This is accomplished by me making a conscious effort to not assume that my political predispositions are always right.

I do not think the argument against religious faith falls into this kind of productive pluralism.

I think some forms of pluralism are harmful to society.

In particular I think a non-confrontational approach to faith claims in the name of pluralism or mutual respect is harmful to society.

I have found two definitions for faith in the dictionary.

Generally the first definition is fidelity, characterized by loyalty to a cause. I have no problem with this kind of faith, and can at times find it to be a virtue.

The second definition of faith is belief without evidence.

In Christianity in particular, as I have heard in countless sermons, this is often heralded as belief in spite of evidence.

This kind of faith is never a virtue.

The practice of this kind of faith by political agents in a democratic society, that is, voters, is something that should concern all of us who have rejected this kind of faith in our own lives.

We live in an interdependent society where the choices made by each of us, especially those of us who vote, have consequences for everyone.

When the majority of the population of a democratic society is not only willing to embrace things as true without evidence, and even hail this behavior as virtuous, that carries a burden for all of us.

Now allow me to be clear.

I think my opponents on this topic are coming at this issue from a social liberterian stance. A position that everyone has the right to their own opinions, to think whatever they want, and there must never be any attempts to legislate thought. I agree with this position.

Where I differ from my opponents is that I see a clear bold distinction between trying to interfere with someone’s freedom of speech and religion in the law and trying to interfere with it by exercising my own freedom of speech, and by trying to produce media outreach to argue against faith, and active campaigning against this kind of thinking in general.

I believe that the people have the right to have faith, but I believe the faithless have the right to apply social pressure against it.

Indeed, I believe we must.

Where’s the “Spiritual” in Atheism?

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Let me begin by observing: What a stupid question to ask. In my subsequent and continuing re-appraisals of the consciousness-raising polemics against organised religion, I’ve been hoping to show that atheism is neither a movement, a set of ideals, nor a thing in actual existence. A-theism is classified alongside a-goblinists and a-fairyiests as been redundantly unhelpful in defining oneself. No one defines themselves by what they do not believe or have (I do not define myself as a man “without three arms”, for example), so to set this question out with atheism as a noun, should set you on your guard.

Yet, I feel a need to begin answering this question: Where is the so-called “spiritual side” in nonbelief?

I believe ourselves, as a species, to be in the position of Captain Ahab pursuing an ever-evading white whale of gratification. Says Ahab: “Some unknown but still reasoning thing puts forth the mouldings of its features from behind the unreasoning mask.” No matter the mask or form it takes, it still may be treated as the longing it is.

But domination has also been a prevention for us. Yet, it seems to be changing.

I do not accept the dominion of organised religion over the numinous and transcendent; I do not accept any celestial dictatorship from up-high, yet from so low a time in our past, to command the moments which should belong to me, and me alone; I do not accept that these utterly human moments, ill-defined as “spiritual”, are, too, the targets of New Age tom-foolery. We remain, then, stranded on our own Pequod, poised between the organised religion we reject and the New Age Nonsense we appall. What then, Captains, do we pursue?

Because the rush of reality continues to set our minds ablaze, we know the journey has not ended. We yet continue our search for the white-whale of transcendental posturing.

Paul Heelas, Professor of Religious Studies at Lancaster, has written a beautiful piece on just this question. He asks us to take a look at the secularist variety of spirituality in existence, which he states ‘refer to the collection of practices, beliefs and activities known as “New Age”.’  I am weary of the claims myself, and am very sceptical due to my research in psychology. The point he raises, however, is an intriguing one: Are we not, as secularists and humanists, rejecting the very thing that could lead to a better world? Namely: the offer to those who see humanistic ethics as “cold” toward spirituality is retracted, as we embrace all the beauty on offer from the varieties of religious experience1.

It is an important point and one I don’t think taken seriously enough. But, for this, we must understand why: Why do so many nonbelievers reject what Heelas notes as probable alternatives for reaching numinous, “spiritual” life-styles? To some degree, it lies in our constant search for evidence and validation. The “New Age” market has teeth marks from where flimflam farrago has laid waste to human sensibility. Reiki, crystal-healing, psychics, acupuncturists, and others are all lumped together in a category of Tom-Foolery for a lot of us, best avoided and to be the recipients of neither our time nor money.

Yet again, Heelas asks us to question our outright rejection of it. ‘New Age spiritualities are routinely dismissed more or less in toto. The customary mode is scorn.’ But wait, he says, ‘What is the basis of the secular humanist ethic if not the quest for a good life, to live in a way consistent with an evolved sense of the universe and humanity? Why then do humanists rush so quickly to dismiss those who seek precisely these things in New Age?’

Throughout this article, Heelas forgets our utter abandoning of all things group-orientated, dictating how we should achieve what should be completely personal, beautiful and unstigmatised. Too long has humanity slunk in the shadow of a church steeple, as the bell for Sunday prayer told us what was the path to the numinous. Too often did we don our hats, bathe our feet and slink toward the Arabic a’thaan (call to prayer)- bending and creaking as we supplicated before a tyrannical overlord. Yes these domains exist for everyone, as he highlights, but he forgets our utter distrust of all who lay claim to know how to get there. And for forming groups centered around such things.

Consider the varieties of terms2 located within the monotheisms catering for just these transcendent notions.

Baqa (Arabic): The return of the mystic to his enhanced and enlarged self after ‘fana

Batini (Arabic): One who devotes himself to the esoteric, mystical understanding of the faith of Islam.

Brahman: The Hindu term for the sacred power that sustains all existing things; the inner meaning of existence.

En Sof (Hebrew: ‘without end’) The inscrutable, inaccessible and unknowable essence of God in the Jewish mystical theology of Kabbalah.

‘Fana (Arabic) Annihilation. The ecstatic absorption in God of the Sufi mystic.

Hesychasm (from the Greek hesychia: ‘interior silence’) The silent contemplation cultivated by Greek Orthrodox mystics with eschewed words and concepts.

Ouisa (Greek) Essence, nature. That which makes a thing what it is. A person or object as seen from within. Applied to the monotheist god, the term denotes that divine essence which eludes human understanding and experience.

This list not so much is the tip of the iceberg, as the tip of another continent. One will find many such terms, usually applied to different theologians and philosophers, in one’s investigations into the so-called deeper aspects of religious faith.

The last term should give us pause. Did you spot the white blubber roll beneath the sea of words? Did you spot the burst of sudden awareness from its distant blow-hole? We may have found our whale. We are in pursuit – that we can not deny. But our rejection comes not so much from knee-jerk reactions as from our investigations into the damages done by those who claim to know how to take us to a level so personal it has a million different names.

Faust states, in the beginning of Goethe’s masterpiece, that after studying all of human knowledge, he has nothing to show for it. “You’re no wiser than you were before!” he yells at himself. He continues to lament:

There’s no joy in self-delusion

Your search for truth ends in confusion.

Don’t imagine your teaching will ever raise

The minds of men or change their ways.

But I do not use morbid Germans as inspiration. No one should. However, it raises this speculation: What do we have to show for it? Where is the numinous if we are forever seeking and fulfilling our need for the numinous and trascendent?

Acupuncture has its needles; religions have their songs, art and beautiful mosques and cathedrals; and there in the darkly-lit corner are the nonbelievers. Are we to take Heelas’ advice? I believe many people, those I consider co-thinkers, would find gratification in the balanced expression of the “New Age” for good ideals: The promotion of happiness, gratitude and serenity. Some of us can not.

Heelas also correctly agrees that secularists and humanists have a most powerful tool, which I believe need not preclude the numinous: Reason. Indeed, the use of reason to promote secularism is perhaps the best for modern society, as AC Grayling highlights – and colleagues here at Edger naturally. Reason is the best tool we have, and we must protect it. We can let it lead us to the moments long dominated by religious dogmatists, proclaiming to be metatrons for their god. Reason might stand on the shores of an island we pass, as we traverse the chaotic waters after our white whale. Yet, it may still be our guide if we are to stop, listen and understand.

As Andre Comte-Sponville says: “What frightens us is our own imagination. What reassures us is our reason.” Comte-Sponville’s book on this very subject, The Book of Atheist Spirituality, is very enlightening (pun intended).

Nothing prevents us from reaching the numinous through art, music, literature and theatre; gazing through telescopes at the macrocosms and microscopes at the microcosms – teeming universes filled with beauty which make talking burning bushes and virgin births somewhat uninteresting. Nothing stops us from creating or appreciating those things long paid for by the Church and now called on by apologists as foundations for faith-defence. No nonbeliever rejects these with his previous faith, that would be baby-bathwater stupidity. Even if you tried, I doubt that as a human you could. We are all programmed to need this dimension of the numinous in our lives. We have all been designated a white whale to pursue.

I only say this: The harpoons and arrows from religions may perch out from the skin of your white whale, but is not yet dominated by them. Your own whale is forever evading you. Not as a trial, but as a journey. It is time to follow and pursue, but not with god-given knowledge, not with the hope of capture, but with the hope that the journey with reason can be fulfilling.

NOTES

1. William James has a book by this same title, worthy of any solid investigation by those interested in understanding humanity.

2. Source: A History of God by Karen Armstrong.

A creationist apologizes for…lying.

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Who would have guessed?

In an act that completely stunned those of us who are familiar with the often-intentional deceptive tactics that the creationists employ for Jesus to promote their dogma, (in)famous YouTube creationist VenomFangX apologized for filing false DMCA claims against another user.

For those who need an introduction, VenomFangX is a particularly clueless creationist who insists on clogging up YouTube with insanity that ranges from the idea that evolution is a tool of Satan to fawning screeds of Kent Hovind-worship. Despite being repeatedly called out for his outrageous and blatantly false claims, VenomFangX has adamantly refused to admit that his claims are all made out of hot air.

The story took a turn for the funny when VenomFang X decided that he did not like the series “Why Do People Laugh at Creationists?” made by another user, Thunderf00t. He proceeded to file false DMCA notices against Thunderf00t in an attempt at censorship. Thunderf00t decided that it was time to teach our creationist a lesson, and obtained proof that VenomFangX deliberately committed perjury in the process of filing the claims. Instead of suing the living daylights out of VenomFangX and having his account permabanned from YouTube, Thunderf00t decided to make a public example out of VenomFangX by making him – gasp – apologize and admit that he was lying all along.

Click here to watch VenomFangX getting owned.

Apparently, his devotion to Jesus did not stop VenomFangX from lying. Oh, the irony of it all!

Barack Obama is a Communist Arab Muslim Terrorist.

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

This election is getting ugly. Seeing their chances of winning the White House fade away and unable to convince voters that the same laissez-faire, anti-regulation policies that defined the last eight years are also going to get us out of this economic mess, the McCain-Palin campaign has resorted to the lowest of the low in terms of political tactics: stoking conspiracy theories that Barack Obama is a Muslim (not that it would be an insult to begin with), a terrorist, a terrorist sympathizer, an Arab, a communist, a socialist, or any combination of the aforementioned.

This video is pretty much self-explanatory -

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Fundamentalist Theatre 3000 BC – Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (Part 2)

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

Here it is, Part II of my grand, time-wasting refutation.

31:22 – A cell could not have been the result of Darwinian evolution because it is a machine of at least 250 perfectly ordered proteins, each of which has to work to maintain a lifeform. Therefore there must be an intelligent design to make something this ordered and precise.

That’s assuming that proteins have all-or-nothing function, which is COMPLETELY false. There are countless mutants of even just one protein and different mutants of different proteins have different catalytic efficiencies. Most mutations don’t even have an effect on fitness, and are silent due to the degeneracy of the genetic code (multiple codons encode for the same protein). And different cellular structures can be analogous but not homologous, meaning that they have different evolutionary bases but the same function, just as with the flagella of the archaea, bacteria, and eukaryotes – demonstrating that there are multiple pathways to adaptations that essentially do the same thing.

Furthermore, the longer back a protein’s lineage is, the more conserved (unlikely to change over time) it is since said protein has undergone selective pressure and any new non-silent mutations would be even more likely to be catastrophic to function. This can lead to some very inefficient proteins, such as Ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate carboxylase (Rubisco), which has enzymatic activity of only 4 molecules per second (most enzymes have activities of hundreds or thousands per second) but is critical for the carbon fixation cycle. If everything were so intricate and intelligently designed, Rubisco would be far more efficient and not have to consist of 40% of total proteins in the cell NOR would it be sensitive to something as simple as oxygen.

Rubisco. If it were intelligently designed, God must really have been on something.

Life can loosely be defined as a structure that is capable of metabolism, can self-replicate, and can regulate its own environment. There is strong circumstantial evidence that all three can occur individually even through very simple, immediate phenomenon; lipids, which were created by the Miller-Urey Experiment, can spontaneously form into micelles given a certain concentration of lipids (the Critical Micelle Concentation). These micelles are enclosed structures capable of forming a basis of a micro environment.

Abiogenesis Goes Far Beyond “Lightning Striking a Mud Puddle” – Thomas Cech’s Experiments

Nobel Laureate Thomas Cech showed through a fragment assay where he stripped away various portions of the bacterial ribosome that if 95% of all proteins were stripped away, the ribosome would still be capable of peptidyl transferase activity. He also found that the protein did not exist around the active sites of the ribosome. Through this and various other experiments, Cech demonstrated that RNA functions as both an encoder and a catalyst (a catalyzing RNA is referred to as a ribozyme).

Cech further demonstrated that such an RNA molecule can be relatively simple and can form through a variety of pathways. Cech sequenced random RNA sequences and found that out of a total of 10^85 possible molecules with just 172 bases, around one per 10^15 molecules was capable of some peptidyl transferase activity. Thus there are 10^70 different molecules with different bases capable of PT activity – and just for those molecules with 172 bases! Thus, one does not need a intricately and intelligently designed ribozyme to perform seemingly advanced metabolic activities – random polymerization and then selective pressure for those molecules best able to self-replicate will suffice.

39:31 – Ben fawns over Capital Hill town idiot Congressman Mark Souder (R-IN), who has proposed a bill preserving “academic freedom” at the Smithsonian in response to Sternberg’s “persecution”. This is just one of many examples of “The Academy”, a shadowy organization dedicated to eliminating God from the science lab.

Congressman Souder’s admits that he is from a district where the Democrats need to be conservatives to survive and the Republicans are even more far to the right. Belief in the literal truth of the Bible hardly makes him some sort of nonpartisan arbiter in the Evolution-ID debate. Oh, and parroting the Expelled movie ON his house website doesn’t really help.

41:29 – The National Center for Science Education is at the forefront of keeping Darwinism in power. They are one of many watchdog organizations, along with that demonic ACLU, which is in cahoots with The Academy.

And there are numerous watchdog organizations that do exactly the opposite. To imply some sort of liberal conspiracy theory is one of the many disingenuous claims this movie makes.

James Dobson, chairman of Focus on the Family and more guilty of spamming peoples’ e-mails than half of Nigeria

43:35 – Darwinism turns goodly, God-fearing Christians into Atheists! Just look at Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers! Beware!

(See 57:22 for more)

Although the percentage of Americans who believe evolution stand at an appallingly low 40% (only several percentage points above hardcore creationism), almost 80% of Americans consider themselves Christians… meaning that even if we assume that everyone in the remaining 20% believed in evolution, 50% of evolutionists would have to be Christians. I’m sure that they are Christians In Name Only, because they probably belong to some liberal church that supports gay marriage or is maybe just a front group for *gulp* humanism.

44:18 – Ben uses the example of the Abrams Report on MSNBC (now Verdict w/ Dan Abrams), who absolutely dismantled a lawyer from the Thomas More Law Foundation representing the defendants of the Dover School District Trial to show that the media is firmly in the hands of Big Science.

Kudos to Dan Abrams; he called out the IDers for what they really are – closest creationists. And while Abrams, Keith Olbermann, and maybe even Chris Matthews on MSNBC lean to the left, there have always been more conservative pundits on cable TV. Right-wingers Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck all gave the Expelled movie itself glowing reviews. I also have yet to see an unabashedly far-left organization that masquerades itself as “News”, just as FOX News does for the right.

45:41- Pamela Winnick “refused to take sides” in an article on the evolution-ID debate. But the Darwinists still persecuted her because she refused to show enough deference to evolution.

This is actually one area where Ben Stein gets it partially right. Winnick’s original article does try to set a neutral tone between the evolution-ID debate… although it does make the false assumption that ID is a serious theory that needs to be debated. But Stein gives no examples of how she was “persecuted”. And now Pamela Winnick cannot be considered a non-partisan journalist – her new book “Science’s War Against Religion“.

46:36 – Darwinism has infiltrated the courts in a last-ditch attempt to stop Intelligent Design. Representing the vanguard of the effort is the ACLU.

A court is a forum where all the evidence for or against Intelligent Design and/or the Theory of Evolution can be debated, discussed, and refuted. Oh wait, I forgot you don’t have any evidence – maybe that’s why you’re so afraid of the judicial system.

49:44 - Darwinists have given up on defending their own theory, and have simply resorted to attacking their opponent (religion and intelligent design) like a dirty politician.

On the contrary, this film and the IDers do the very same thing you’re decrying, and I have the liveblog to prove it.

53:12 – There have been plenty of religious people who are also scientists like Isaac Newton and Galileo. Darwinists don’t have a monopoly on good science.

No one said they did except the film, which is just used to build up a persecution complex. Francis Collins is a relatively conservative evangelical Christian and a very accomplished scientist who worked on the Human Genome Project – but the difference between him and the ID people is that the ID people use religion to manipulate science despite the overwhelming evidence.

57:22 – PZ Myers was not only converted to atheism through Darwinism, but now also actively seeks to marginalize religion, bring it down, and make it irrelevant in the public sphere.

Just one in a long line of fear-baiting arguments that this film makes. There are plenty of religious people who believe in the Theory of Evolution; even the Catholic Church and the very conservative Pope Benedict XVI’s doctrine (while not altogether rational) claim the theory as valid and leave it up to the (real) scientists.

Furthermore, Stein is insinuating that atheists are out to overthrow Christianity or something, which is completely false. This is to suggest that atheists are one monolithic force that is “out to get religion”, whereas in reality atheists are just as diverse in world view as the various Christian, Jewish, Muslim or other religious denominations. There are atheists like myself who are more or less content with keeping the separation between Church and State, and more “hardcore” atheists who seek actively to challenge the views of religious people just as Christian evangelicals do the same to nonbelievers.

The EVIL ATHEIST CONSPIRACY is coming! Watch out, or you may become one of “Them”.

There is also no conflict between religion and the Theory of Evolution as long as one sees The Bible and other holy books as a damned (pardon my language) allegory rather than word-for-word truths – as many moderate and liberal Christians have… not to mention that France during the Enlightenment experienced an upsurge of atheism up to a point in time where even the famous Cathedral of Notre Dame ceased to be a religious institution for a time – all of this before Darwin was aboard the HMS Beagle.

Finally, the context of the question posed to PZ Myers is also severely lacking – if you were to ask an evangelical Christian what would be their ideal world, it would almost certainly be a monotonous one where there might not be homosexuality and every single individual were an evangelical Christian who adhered to the same brand of Christianity and was “saved”. It was obvious that PZ Myers would say that he preferred a world where scientific research would marginalize in all aspects of life.

On Purpose

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Everyone is seriously obsessed with purpose these days. I don’t really understand it.

I’ve seen, like, ten stream-of-consciousness notes, posts and blogs this week. These days, it seems like rhetoric is a popular guy.

And then you have “the meaning of life”.  What kind of question is that? It’s basically the same thing as purpose, and it seems to be almost universally understood that the answer is just “out there” until someone finds it or the world explodes or something.

Mostly, the meaning of life is applied to humans exclusively, but that seems a little bit selfish. Wouldn’t that kind of purpose apply to all life? But then, I mean, how could you put one general meaning on all life? Not to mention that nearly all (99%) of the life forms that have ever been on earth are now extinct.

Honestly, I don’t really think that there is an absolute purpose of life and everything else just out there. A lot of people seem to think that means there is no reason for us to live or that our happiness means nothing. It probably doesn’t in context with the rest of the universe, but, (quote) “does any of us tie our fate to the cosmos anyway?”

What we do with our own lives seems a lot more important.

Christian sex secrets revealed

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Sometimes you can’t make this stuff up:

Just A Taste Of What You’ll Discover…

How to banish premature ejaculation.

How to eliminate “quick” erections.

How to become a multi-orgasmic male.

Discover why God hates “sexless marriages.”

Standard response to an atheist article

Friday, October 10th, 2008

To save Christians the time in writing original responses to articles written by atheists, I’ve taken the time to compile a basic template that any fundamentalist could use to respond to these sorts of articles. I figure it’s a sign of good faith (puns always intended).

That Ian Bushfield is one angry atheist.

He’s such a fundamentalist, with his belief that God doesn’t exist.

He’s so militant, writing words in a campus newspaper rather than taking up arms or violence.

He’s so arrogant, suggesting we should test ideas against the real world before accepting them.

He’s so intolerant, speaking out when we want him to shut up.

He’s so evangelical, wanting people to question their beliefs, regardless of what they may be.

He’s so Utopian, hoping for a better world.

He’s such a progressive liberal-leftist, even though he hasn’t written about politics or economics yet.

He’s so ignorant, for not accepting or understanding every nuance of my religion.

He’s so immature, clearly belief in God is sophisticated endeavour.

He’s so immoral, I mean, how can you really be good without someone watching over you?

He’s so self-centred, because he doesn’t think God talks to him personally.

He’s so nihilistic, for thinking that for him since life ends at death, he should value every moment he has alive.

He’s so communistic, since he clearly worships the state above his fellow human being.

He’s so angry, because he has to put up with intolerant jerks like us.

God loves you,

Anonymous Christian Student

(Adapted from my blog Terahertz)

E.L.I.T.E.S. Move to Canada!

Friday, October 10th, 2008

I’m sure this video is exactly what so many of you think.  I’ll personally stand at the border, in a Mountie costume, and give you a basket of  maple syrup, social healthcare, beaver meat, and aborted fetuses.

Reading Your Antagonist

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Many would suppose that the proper title for this article should be: Know Your Enemy. In fact, Bertrand Russell advises us to use reason when dealing with those we hate, whilst “safely leaving” emotion and intuition for those we love. Often this is forgotten, as sceptics (or “skeptics”, depending whether you speak proper English or Americanese), nonbelievers and scientists are protracted against a wall of emotion, their ideas and personalities the target of incessant emotive attacks. But scientists and skeptics themselves are guilty of being angry, hostile and patronizing to those who disagree with them.

This tells us something, namely: It’s very horribly human.

But, consider the maxim of leaving reason for antagonists and intuition for loved ones – and surely a balance could be struck. An ideal no less for being asserted. I do not think it’s perfect – however this idea is not meant to be. I view it as a foundation from which thought may spring, reason may flow and truth may prosper.

You would never rest a building on a single brick, but many bricks like it! Similarly, if we find other ideas, catering for reason and emotion we have an advantage of advancing our investigations into the supernatural, the non-science and the plain stupid (you can decide which category to slot creationism, Tarot cards and astrology).

The central way I believe we can promote reason in this Discourse of Difference is through the interaction of intelligent antagonists. For example, I am a big fan of the work of Alister McGrath – except for his The  Dawkins Delusion? Reza Aslan’s book, No God but God, provides a beautiful history of Islam for the average person. Reading these books, gives one a sense of the numinous and transcendent, longed for by nearly all of us. We are beings capable of the greatest usage of reason, of galvanizing truth into a spurious waft of beauty. We should never limit our approach to using only confirmatory writings, but be willing to test our reasoning against those who are equally charged in their own defenses.

This is why I enjoy public debates and gladly participate in them. I do not like saying “know your enemy” as being central to this piece because they are not our enemy. I hate the label of “enemy”.  It retracts from the position of making them into friends, allies or, at the very worst, acquaintances. Be not afraid to read why Francis Collins is able to bifurcate the need for evidence in one area, yet gladly give over to a frozen waterfall for the belief in the monotheist god. Sure, you might laugh at this – but I believe Collins believes (with bad reasoning, but nonetheless I can tell you why only after reading his book The Language of God: A Scienist Presents Evidence for Belief. He does not.) Perhaps my interest in people’s minds disposes me to be interested in difference and needing to quantify world-views into singular paradigms. Regardless of this, I do think that it important for us to read antagonists’ books, no matter how silly they may initially appear.

Be secure: There is no such thing as too much knowledge, too much information and, when reading a book, NO information. You might pick up a copy of John Lennox’s God’s Undertaker and be able to refute all his arguments – but it doesn’t stop you from enjoying his writing style, his explanations of mathematical concepts and his knowledge of David Hume. As a book reviewer for Skeptic magazine, I have to read books that I do not necessarily want to but have often had my mind changed.

And yes there is quite a lot of nonsense, set as an affront to sensibilities; Sylvia Browne comes to mind. This should not stop you from investigating her, finding out why she’s a fraud, a hypocrite, a morbid pestilential old bat*. Nonetheless, find out why people love/hate her. This is my appeal to everyone, believer or none, psychic or Truther, astrologer or mediums – to investigate all claims surrounding your views. The best defenders and communicators of atheism, scepticism, science, humanism and naturalism (like Michael Shermer, for instance), are always those who know the antagonist’s viewpoints as well as their own. Sometimes, the very reason why you are an atheist, for example, is because of how well you know your opponent’s minds and points. But never stop investigating.

We have entered and engaged in a dialogue, not a shouting match. The yelling from pulpits is dying, the choirs are becoming silenced and belief without evidence is not standing up to the scrutiny of avid investigators. The point is to end this shouting match and begin a conversation, based on the long abandoned fragile animal called “reason”. Let us begin that conversation now…

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*I am aware this is namecalling, but it was done deliberately

Fundamentalist Theatre 3000 BC – Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (Part 1)

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Yes, I am a science major… you wouldn’t know it from all the political and historical stuff that I’m writing around here (it is election season), but this should make up for the next five political posts. Seeing as how I’m sick this week and don’t really feel like writing up a full article, I dugg up a comprehensive refutation of Ben Stein’s steaming pile of success, “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed” that I had written a while back. Again, this is so you don’t have to watch the movie (this time I can only provide illegal links anyways) and know what dumbass comments that the pseudointellectual Stein is making. This is only part one however, since there are too many stupid comments to put it all on one post.

00:42 – Ben Stein brings up the example of Dr. Richard Sternberg, who didn’t “tow the party line” and agreed to publish an article by IDer Stephen Meyer. Sternberg was subsequently forced to resign.

According to the Biological Society of Washington which had to bear the shame of that particular article being in their publication, Sternberg did not follow conventional procedure when deciding to publish the article, which was to have a board consisting of councilors, former and current presidents, and officers. But knowing that the Meyer article would not survive the rigors of peer review, Sternberg decided to personally fast-track the article to publication.

04:05 – Stein challenges Michael Shermer, using the moniker of “academic freedom” to contest that Stephen Meyer and Sternberg should have been allowed to publish their article without incident, and says that IDers are being persecuted.

I’ve already argued that Sternberg basically fell on his sword to look like a martyr.

05:11 – Dr. Caroline Crocker got fired from George Mason University for simply mentioning – not promoting – intelligent design. She is now blacklisted and is a persecuted individual.

Yes. She wasn’t promoting intelligent design. I’m sure some non-partisan independent source like… oh say the Washington Post will back her up…. right? The fact is that Crocker was pushing intelligent design in the classroom, and anything short of screaming at the top of your lungs “GOD DID IT” would be considered “neutral” in the eyes of Ben Stein.

“[...] this highly trained biologist wanted students to know what she herself deeply believed: that the scientific establishment was perpetrating fraud, hunting down critics of evolution to ruin them and disguising an atheistic view of life in the garb of science.”

She even resorts to Godwin’s Rule during the very lecture TO HER STUDENTS. No wonder she was disciplined; This was indoctrination and even if she wasn’t playing the victim card and crying “persecution!”, George Mason was completely justified in what it was doing.

“The students sat stunned. But Crocker was not done. From this ill-conceived theory, she concluded, much harm had arisen. Nazi Germany had taken Darwin’s ideas about natural selection, the credo that only the fittest survive, and followed it to its extreme conclusions — anti-Semitism, eugenics and death camps. ‘What happened in Germany in World War II was based on science, that some genes and some people should be killed,’ Crocker said quietly. ‘My grandfather had a genetic problem and was put in the hospital and killed.’”

06:35 – Neurosurgeon Michael Egnor asserts that doctors do not need to study evolution, and the Darwinists went on the attack, pressing him to retire or resign.

Right. The study of evolutionary biology in doctorates varies… and within that range is little or none at all. In any case, we’ve already shown in the case of Richard Sternberg how ID’ers love to play the victim card… and since Egnor still retains his post and cannot substantiate any of his claims, he’s probably just pissed off at a few bloggers.

07:20 – Professor Marks of Baylor University was forced by academia to shut down his research and return grant money for links to the intelligent design movement.

First of all, Marks is a professor of electrical engineering, not evolutionary biology – just to make things clear. And Baylor University did offer to keep the site hosted on the university as long as Marks changed the title from “Evolutionary Informatics Lab” to something less deceiving and if he disassociated the site from being affiliated with the university; even this evangelical magazine lauded Baylor’s compromise. But Marks, determined to be a martyr, refused, and the site is now hosted on non-university servers.

08:53 – Guillermo Gonzalez of Iowa State University was denied tenure because he claimed in his book the Privileged Planet that the universe had an intelligent designer. All this despite his “stellar research record” – no pun intended.

[If there are any astronomy majors who would like to add to this, please e-mail Edger]

“By assessing the elements that compose our planet, they argue, we can tell that it was designed for multicellular organic life. The presence of carbon, oxygen and water in the right proportions makes it possible for organic life to exist; and this combination of minerals and chemical elements exists only on Earth. [...] our planet is exquisitely fit not only to support life, but also to give us the best view of the universe, as if Earth were designed both for life and for scientific discovery.

So not only organisms now, but the Earth itself? So no chance through naturalistic properties a planet in the Goldilocks Zone and of the right size could have formed in the Sun’s accretion disc? And I suppose that stars are incapable of generating heavier elements that are later expelled via a supernova or that the proportion of chemical elements can change on this planet or on other planets has changed over these billions of years to one of more or less accommodation towards multicellular life? This guy deserves to get laughed out of the scientific community, not just potentially reprimanded.

By the way, there is a video version of The Privileged Planet on Google Video narrated by none other than John Rhys-Davies, AKA Gimli and Treebeard of Lord of the Rings. And just when I thought I couldn’t lose any more respect for him after his appearance in the Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie “Chupacabra: Dark Seas” -

Yes, it’s El Chupacabra. On a fracking cruise liner. It’s that bad.

15:02 – Discovery Institute President Bruce Chapman claims that the notion of ID masquerading as religion is a “red herring” and that the Discovery Institute relies on scientific evidence and has persons of all religions, “including agnostics”. Intelligent Design is simply the study of patterns in nature that are best explained by an intelligent creator.

I suppose posting the image of your organization’s former logo won’t exactly help -

20:17 – As Newtonian Physics has been supplanted as well, Darwinism is an obsolete 19th century theory that is falling apart in the face of new evidence.

On the contrary, Classical Darwinism was based on very flawed Lamarckian principles that basically assert that if a physical adaptation confers an advantage, an organism’s offspring will have that adaptation enlarged or lengthened. This of course is ridiculous and was supplanted as the “engine” of natural selection by genetic mutations caused by environmental hazards and errors by the cell’s DNA polymerases. This mechanism is far more plausible than Lamarck’s, and only serves to strengthen the Theory of Evolution.

21:50 – Dr. Stephen Meyer states that it’s his job as a scientist to stop “one hand from clapping” and challenge the conventional theory of Darwinism. He claims that for every shred of evidence supporting Darwinism, there is a counterargument that supports ID.

That’s like saying that we should give the flat-earth “theory” equal time too… because the round-earthers have been monopolizing the science world, you know.

22:54 – Jonathan Wells claims that Darwinists are distorting the evidence and are “harming science”.

I wonder which group is going “hm, this looks too complex to undergo gradual genetic mutations, so I’m not going to attempt to try to find out how” and ignoring the scientific method.

25:15 – Mathematician David Berlinski claims that evolution is so vague about so many things that it cannot fit mathematical models like other theories and points to the vague definition of “species” as one of Darwinism’s fallacies.

There have been debates over the definition of species that lie well outside the realm of Darwinism; in fact, there are at least ELEVEN different ways to define and differentiate a species, and evolution directly involves only one of them. A straw-man argument… although this vagueness can allow for inter-species breeding, which can be a huge source of genetic variation which only works more to the detriment of ID/Creationism.

27:04 – Darwin was arrogant in titling his book “The Origin of Species” rather than “The Origin of Man”, and presumed to know more than he could prove.

A low-blow character attack that I wouldn’t put past this movie – not to mention that Darwin observed finches and not humans. No matter Darwin’s supposed arrogance, scientists are allowed to make bold hypotheses IF they are grounded in reality, but the latter element would be missing from the Creationist’s mind.

28:13 – Ben Stein incredulously points to a “Darwinist” documentary film that states that “perhaps the chemicals in the early Earth’s atmosphere were jump started by lightning”

Nonspontaneous, or thermodynamically unfavorable reactions such as the formation of the various compounds in the Miller-Urey Experiment (see below) NEED energy to work. Lightning is a perfectly good source, and Stein’s incredulousness stems from his own ignorance.

28:45 – The Miller-Urey experiment, where a chemical composition believed to mimic that of the early Earth’s atmosphere and catalyzed with lightning, failed to produce life.

A visual representation of the Miller-Urey Experiment

This is such a common straw man argument used by many ID’ers/Creationists. The objective of the Miller-Urey Experiment was NOT to create life, but to see if a simulation of Earth’s early atmosphere consisting of simply inorganic compounds along with an energy source (lightning) could generate organic compounds. It was NOT a failure, and in fact after just one week, amino acids along with sugars, lipids, and nucleic acid precursors formed. It is impossible to have this happen in today’s atmosphere because oxygen turns the atmosphere from neutral to reducing – of course, oxygen was nonexistent due to the lack of photosynthetic organisms on the early Earth.

The many simple organic molecules formed by the Miller-Urey Experiment in just a week

More to come… the entire movie is approximately 90 minutes long.

Radical Islamic Terror – It’s All Frank Herbert’s Fault

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

A voice from the troop called out:  ”Needs a naming, Stil.”

Stilgar nodded, tugging at his beard.  ”I see strength in you…like the strength beneath a pillar.  You shall be known as Usul, the base of the pillar.  This is your secrete name, your troop name.  We of Sietch Tabr may use it, but none other may so presume…Usul”

First, a short timeline:

1965 – The widely popular sci-fi novel “Dune” is published.

1979 – Osama Bin Laden and his mujahedeen fighters go off to fight off the Soviets in Afghanistan.

1988 – The terror organization Al Qaeda is founded.

How are Herbert and Bin Laden related you ask? Just look at Dune’s protagonist Paul Atreides (later Paul Muad’dib) and you’ll find many uncanny similarities to the head of Al Qaeda.

  • Paul Muad’Dib and Osama both come from influential families and go off to fight foreign lands
  • Obviously the environment; ‘Dune’ refers to the planet also known as Arrakis, an arid desert wasteland that would be completely useless if not for it being the only source of spice in the galaxy. Obviously the Middle East is an arid place as well with lots of deserts.
  • “Al Qaeda” translates roughly to “The Base” in Arabic. ‘Usul’, another of Muad’Dib’s names, means “The Base (of the Pillar)” in Fremen.
  • They are both fighting against militarily superior enemies (House Corrino and Harkonnen as opposed to the Americans and the Soviets). Consequently, both resort to excessive use of guerilla tactics.
  • Muad’Dib’s struggle is repeatedly characterized as a jihad; obviously so is Bin Laden’s
  • They both fight alongside indigenous allies who prove to be more numerous and more formidable than their enemies initially believed (the Fremen and the Taliban, respectively)
  • Both Paul Muad’Dib and Osama Bin Laden were once hailed as freedom fighters, but public opinion turns against them as their jihads continue to become more violent. Bin Laden and his fighters were funded by the CIA and hailed as freedom fighters during the 80s, but obviously our view of him has swung towards the other direction as he has decided to target the United States, and specifically civilians. On the other hand, Muad’Dib’s overthrow of the ‘establishment’ Padashah Emperor was first met with enthusiasm, but once he made his intentions clear to launch a galaxy-wide Jihad in Dune Messiah, even many of the Fremen grew weary of his rule.
  • Both the Fremen and Al Qaeda/The Taliban use cave networks extensively as logistical and tactical systems. The Taliban and Al Qaeda escaped over the border to Pakistan thanks to their extensive cave networks in Tora Bora, and the Fremen use their caves – among other things – as a way to hide their true military might.
  • A valuable commodity is at stake, both in Muad’Dib’s jihads and the current War on Terror. In the former, it is the spice melange, which is the only way to travel between the million star systems of Human Civilization in AD 10191 thanks to the Guild Navigators and their colossal carrier-transports, the Highliners. In the modern world, it is oil. Sure, we don’t need a highly specialized Guild Navigator to fly us from country to country, but oil is still essential for almost all of the long range traveling that people do today.
  • Both valuable commodities change people. With spice, you get blue-within-blue eyes and unnatural long life… or in the case of the Guild Navigators, a horribly misshapen homunculus. With oil, the changes are more to do with a person’s insides; the physical appearance of the Guild Navigators is nothing compared to the dark, ominous recesses of Dick Cheney’s soul after 30 years in the oil industry.
  • With regards to both valuable commodities, both Al Qaeda and Muad’Dib’s Fremen have attempted to disrupt its supply. Al Qaeda in Iraq has attempted on multiple occasions to disrupt the supply of oil in Iraq, while the Fremen disrupted spice production on Arrakis to force the attention of Emperor Shaddam IV.

With these uncanny similarities, I would also like to propose that Frank Herbert is not only alive and well, but probably a time-traveling robot as well. And if anyone else here is a fan of the Dune series, I’m sure there are even more parallels that I overlooked.

This is Why Jesus is Not a Friend of Mine

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

This video is from a real ska band called Sonseed.

I tried to find lyrics of this song online, but I couldn’t find any. However, courtesy of me, I transcribed the lyrics of song! (Further proof that I have no life.)

Jesus is My Friend by Sonseed

Jesus is a friend of mine
Jesus is my friend
Jesus is a friend of mine
I have a friend in Jesus

Jesus is a friend of mine
Jesus is my friend
Jesus is a friend of mine

He taught me how to live my life as it should be
He taught me how to turn my cheek when people laugh at me
I’ve had friends before and I can tell you that
He’s one who will never leave you flat!

Chorus

He taught me how to pray and how to save my soul
He taught me how to praise my god and still play rock and roll
The music may sound different but the message is the same
It’s just an instrumental praise his name

Chorus

Jesus is a friend of mine
Jesus is a friend of mine

Once I tried to run, I tried to run and hide
But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside
He is like a mountie, he always gets his man
And he’ll zap you any way he can. Zap!

Chorus

He loves me when I’m right, He loves me when I’m wrong
He loves me when I waste my time by writing silly songs
He loves me when I’m quiet and I have nothing to say
He’ll love me when I’m perfect if I ever get that way

Jesus is a friend of mine
Jesus is my friend
Jesus is a friend of mine
I have a friend in Jesus

Jesus is a friend of mine
Jesus is my friend
Jesus is a friend of mine
I have a friend in Jesus

Jesus is a friend of mine
J-J-J-Jesus
Jesus is a friend of mine

That was frightening, but I did enjoy this part of the song:

But Jesus came and found me and he touched me down inside
He is like a mountie, he always gets his man
And he’ll zap you any way he can

Religulous: Doubt Normalized

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

So I’ve held off writing a review of Religulous until I’ve seen it twice – once so I could laugh, twice so I could understand the intent and its effectiveness.  Unfortunately, the second time was just as funny, so I apologize if this article isn’t as in-depth as you might expect it to be.

From the beginning of the movie, Bill Maher paints himself as an average guy who’s in search of answers.  Nothing could be worse for the atheist community than a widely released movie with an atheist telling the audience that he’s right and everyone else is wrong.  Instead of proclaiming himself an atheist, Maher sets up a more humble approach by asking his mom “so what are we.”  Her response.

“Nothing”

Maher – reminiscent of a contemporary socrates – goes around asking questions and proclaiming, while making others’ beliefs look batshit insane, that he just doesn’t know.  He plays a middle ground, calling all literal beliefs insane.  And this is where many critics have found issue with the movie, claiming that Maher goes after easy targets for a laugh.  While it is true that he goes after some ridiculously stupid people, like a guy who thinks he’s the reincarnation of christ, Maher also goes after the kind of average person that makes up a relatively large percentage of the American population, and arguably the entire population of the midwest.  But still, most of these people are canonical literalists.  He leaves religious moderates out of the picture, aside from a fleeting remark about how liberals who praise faith provide a base of acceptance for fundamentalists to act on.

At about the halfway mark of the movie you realize that even though Maher is hilarious – often making stand-up like jokes, punch-line and all, on the fly – the religious people he approaches are punch-lines in themselves.  All Maher had to do was ask a few simple questions and the believers fumbled and fell back to telling Maher that he just needed “faith,” or that he needed to leave.  And as much as the religious folk in this film would like to make a good argument, they just can’t, partly because Maher and director Larry Charles edited the scenes, and partly because they just can’t think outside of their narrow minded worldview.

Similarly, I think Maher made his own narrow minded point.  The movie ends with a rather specious appeal to fear that the world will end with a war between religions if we don’t do something about it.  It’s not so much that he makes the claim itself, because  as unlikely as it is it’s still possible, but that the movie ends with a montage that comes to an explosive climax of violence and destruction, which is associated with religion.  It left a bad taste in my mouth as it reminded me of Expelled’s Nazi cutaways.

But once you get past this small blip in Maher’s reason you realize that this is a good movie for atheists.  Maher makes an explicit call for people of non-belief to come out of the closet and rightly criticize the religious.  He does this with a swagger of confidence, topped with a down to earth feel that only Sarah Palin could rival.  By doing so, and by appealing to common sense, Maher finally makes it look normal to be a non-believer.  And I think this is where the greatest strength of the film lies.  No longer is the atheist positioned in the role of contrarian; he is in the norm; he is the popular.  Religulous is finally atheism commodified, and doubt normalized.

Nerds and Sex. There’s a Trend.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

THE Article

So girls with any intellect have always thought that while the quarterback is drool worthy, the captain of the chess team was by far more date worthy if there was ever any hope for a conversation. Finally, science proves that women really aren’t as shallow as everyone seems to think. Albeit, we still would probably pick Mr. Muscles for a one night stand, but intelligence is definitely making a come back. And why not? Trying to talk to an attractive dim wit gets old after he asks you to explain the meaning of every word over two syllables. Suddenly he loses his appeal, and you want an excuse to run in the opposite direction. Or when they can’t seem to follow you. When you mention the word science or politics and they think of a monkey named George…well they weren’t too far off.

The article is about a research study showing that women are obviously more attracted to men with intelligence than stupidity. Who would have ever thought, huh? I mean, they have to be good for something other than opening pickle jars.Biologically speaking, this is because the intelligent man would have better luck with helping a family survive. Not to mention passing those smart genes down to future offspring.

Personally, I’m drawn to geeks and nerds. When a guy can “use big words” and make a logical point based on facts, my heart melts. Being able to discuss things in science, politics, literature, art, anything that would make my brain work seems to produce more oxytocin than if we had spent the past hour in bed.  This is especially if they can manage to kick my ass on Counter Strike or Halo, or any RPG or RTS for that matter. And being a fan of Star Wars or at least another awsome science fiction show/movie. That’s what this nerd looks for, a fellow nerd who can discuss intellectual topics just as well as he can wield a controler or mouse.

Is religion child abuse? Lets ask Matani Shakya.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

When Christopher and Peter Hitchens debated against each other, Peter (a Christian) stated that one of the most offensive parts of Christopher Hitchens’ God Is Not Great is the section arguing that religion is a form of child abuse. Dawkins makes a similar assertion in his The God Delusion. But is this hyperbole? Is it appropriate to say that metaphysical beliefs should or shouldn’t be “forced” on children?

One child who has been thrust into the middle of this question quite forcefully is Matani Shakya, a Nepalese girl who was recently declared by a panel of judges (with executive approval) to be a god. Is being declared a god child abuse? Probably not. Most parents treat their kids like gods anyway. But, lets see what’s really going on here.

First, Matani had the good fortune of being born into the Shakya clan which, thanks to the gracious Hindu system of theologically-sound racism, means that she is considered to be innately superior to the large majority of her Nepalese brethren (in fact, the Buddha himself was a member of this master race). Between this and an (un?)fortunate coincidence of astrological signs, she was taken from her parents to be tested for goddesshood.

After being inspected, probably in the nude, by a cabal of elderly religious judges for bodily imperfections, she was then taken to her final test: a night in a room filled with the severed heads of farm animals. Really. If she showed any fear, she would be dumped back with her family. But, she didn’t, and she now gets to live a life of complete seclusion in a temple, with virtually no contact with her family, being adored by the devout. This will go on until she hits puberty, at which point she will be unceremoniously deposed by another lucky young Shakya and will spend the rest of her life in probable poverty and cursed with a superstition that keeps bachelors from seeking the hand of young ex-goddesses.

Also, Matani is three years old.

So, the question- is this child abuse? Is being taken from your family due to an unhappy coincidence of your birthday and religiously-imposed racial identity, stripped naked for the inspection of priests, dumped in a dark room alone with the rotting skulls of goats and sheep, then dropped on a lonely throne to continue this The Lottery-esque luck-of-the-draw charade until she’s old enough to be cognizant of her misery, only to be immediately removed from her lofty position for the crime of being an adult woman, child abuse? Nepalese child abuse law thinks so. But what do you think?

Next Time a Creationist Asks for Transitional Fossils…

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

…you go ahead and whip out this link:

http://www.transitional-fossil.com/

It is pathetic how many creationists are out there. It is even more saddening that they don’t even know what evolution is! Not one creationist I’ve ever spoken to has ever ever ever defined evolution correctly. They are arguing against a straw man. But the worst of it all is that they do not even listen when they’re told that they don’t know what evolution is. They never bat an eyelash. They just move on as intellectual zombies, slaves to their religious beliefs that don’t let them see reality.

So, I have a suggestion. If you ever encounter a creationist, don’t debate about evolution. It is a pointless exercise when the creationist does not even know what evolution is. Instead, it would be more useful to either leave the guy alone or try to educate this person about what creationism really is. Only do the second option if you yourself are well informed about what evolution is.

On a side note, I doubt that link will change any creationist’s mind.

Anyway, let’s still give three cheers for the Tiktaalik.

Secular Circle Jerk

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

The argument seems to be that we as non-theists merely want to have intelligent debate with one another, and that we just want everyone to be able to believe whatever they want.

How positively useless!

I don’t know if I’m being clear enough. Let me elaborate a little more. It seems to me that much of the secularist student movement has no broad political goals. Certainly not persuading anyone of our position.

I mean, how rude! If we persuade someone that we have a valid position then we are stooping down to the level of the religious fundies, aren’t we?

Or it could be said that if we try to persuade others we are stooping down to the level of every successful political or advertising campaign in history.

When I went to the CFI 2008 Student Leadership Conference, I was very surprised to learn very few people there had believed in God beyond childhood. The most hard-core hold outs (broadly speaking) lost their religion in early adolescence.

When I pursue this question with members of my own club, and other atheists I meet online, this seems to be the general trend. I wish I had a study to cite, but my hunch is that most atheists are atheists from an early age.

I believe this lends itself to a lack of perspective.

The vast majority of the people of earth believe in God or Gods or spirit ancestors, etc.

For all of you who found the non-existence of God to be obvious at an early age, most people do not.

I am inclined to speculate that since religious seems to be so ubiquitous both in the present and in history that religious thinking seems to be a part of human nature.

Many evolutionary psychologists would also agree that xenophobia is a part of human nature, and with each passing generation we are losing more and more of our xenophobic disposition as a species.

Yet secularists seem to be committed to doing nothing about the prevalence of religion in the minds of their fellow humans.

As someone who was religious into his adult years, and was freed from this backwards and delusional thinking, I would argue that you are not doing your fellow humans any favors by not interfering.

I should also add that it was due to a couple of good friends arguing with me about the errors in my world view that I went on to do some extra reading and eventually changed my mind.

One has to consider whether or not being honest about what is real and what is true to our fellow humans is an ethical duty.

At present this seems to be a minority view in secularism.

The majority view seems to be that to not interfere is our ethical duty.

I find this to be somewhat depressing.

Will Smith Doesn’t Believe in Math

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

“2+2= Whatever I want it to.”  No Will, it doesn’t.  This isn’t the world of The Secret.  Just because you’ve achieved great success through personal willpower doesn’t mean that everyone can.  Some advice, don’t travel to Darfur and tell the locals that they can achieve what they want if they just put their mind to it, especially considering that with your unheralded ability to achieve even the loftiest of goals you don’t cure aids, or even cancer.  No Will, you focus all of this power into killing aliens, pissing off your uncle, fighting the undead, pursuing happiness, and saving earth.

In Defense of ‘Militant’ Atheism, Part #2

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

This is the second part of a longer article. Please note that some criticisms will probably arise later, due to space, your attention span as a reader and because I care about not giving you information over-load.

RJ Eskow’s 15 Questions to Militant Atheists

RJ Eskow, a writer for the Huffington Post, offers us a very brilliant article against ‘militant’ atheism. Entitled15 Questions Militant Atheists Should Ask Before Trying to Destroy Religion, he outlines his position as a defender of reason. He quite impressively says “I hold progressives and secularists to a higher standard of logic and integrity than I do the Pat Robertson crowd, in the belief that they add an important moral and social perspective to our political dialogue.” He is therefore not attempting to caricature and dismember active atheism, as he accuses Dawkins’ of doing to religion. “Dawkins caricatures all religious belief,” Eskow says, “as essentially fundamentalist, then works to eradicate it.”

You immediately understand, dear reader, that I am taking the attack on Dawkins as an attack on active atheism. I do this not to pick fights, but as a way of actively seeking out criticism to dispel misconceptions. We have now come across the first major criticism of active atheism: it caricatures all religious belief and thinks everyone is a fundamentalist. AKA: the Strawman Fallacy.

I will focus on these broad claims later, after we have found them all in our process of investigation. Let us now look at Eskow’s questions against ‘militant’ atheism. I want to answer each question in full in a later article. I will therefore highlight and answer the most poignant ones aimed at this discussion.

One of his questions can be paraphrased as follows: Is religion the sole motivator for the various conflicts, past, present and future? By conflict, here, he suggests the Inquisition and terrorism for example (these are two separate questions but I’ve amalgamated them). Before I answer this, we can look at the next question which is: Is religion the major internal, international and individual drive for conflicts?

To answer both questions briefly I would safely say: No. There is no single factor responsible for conflicts, therefore no single answer will do in either case. What we are suggesting is this: In countries and spaces of conflict, is absolutist belief without evidence helping? India’s independence and subsequent struggle for freedom and confusion is an example of how religion retards the process. Think of any country or people who literally have a ‘God given right’ to be there – and ask yourself: Whose side is the monotheist god on?

There are many reasons for conflict and religion is no doubt an extension of the political othering that occurs on different levels. Indeed, the major thesis of Nobel laureate Amartya Sen’s Identity & Violence is that the knowledge deficit of human diversity in every individual which encompasses their identity, leads to miniaturisation of people into boxes5 (called the “solitarist” approach, by Sen) thus leading to the loss of the other’s humanity. This makes them strictly: Terrorists, Enemies, Muslims, Christians – when in fact, people have a whole continuum of personality and identity. This thesis sounds basic, but basic does not mean false or impotent. I applaud this economics guru for sounding this trumpet of reason.

Sen himself says:

The world is increasingly seen, if only implicitly, as a federation of religions or civilisations, thereby ignoring all the other ways in which people see themselves. Underlying this line of thinking is the presumption that the people of the world can be uniquely categorised according to some singular and overarching system of partitioning. Civilizational or religious partitioning of the world population yields a “solitarist” approach to human identity, which sees human beings as members of exactly one group.6

Similarly, the miasma of quivering maelstroms surrounding nations is ripe for conflict. Enter religious absolutism to trigger the storming descent. When we are robbed of our identity, good-natured approaches to stopping conflict are hampered by solitarist approaches. And religion is by far one of the worst (if not the worst) virus to incapacitate all efforts at breaking those boxes to reveal a fully formed human being; Religions go so far as to focus on your eating and sexual habits, what to feel guilty and innocent about (guilt: sexual feeling and having a body, innocent: killing infidels, homosexuals, women and apostates). Where is the beautiful diversity, the plethora of iridescent radiance of the ever-changing continuum of identity, that makes us human? If anything retards this, it is religion.

Take this to the larger conflicts and you understand how the solitarist approach is thus engendered by religions. If you accept the thesis of Edward Said, which means we see the east through western-eyes, you can argue that democratic secularists are themselves the purveyors of solitarist approaches. I would not completely disagree, but my point here is that the faithful do this to themselves via their faith. Islam wants you only to be a Muslim and nothing else. You identify yourself as a Muslim. I’ve been called a racist before because of my anti-Islamic stance. I want to see it eradicated because we can do so much better as a species. But this is not racism: It’s attacking a false claim that by definition has no evidence. The fact that people like myself have been called racist for attacking Islam (which I did believe in for most of my life), can only make you shudder in thinking how deep Islam longs to flush out the wavering form of human diversity inherent in every one. I was attacking one aspect of a person: namely their belief system. People forget that the point is not just attacking and questioning and debating: but promoting the inherent humanity and the expression and longing therein to reach the numinous and transcendent as human beings. Pure and simple.

Similarly when we evaluate conflicts and political machinations, as Eskow asks.

We are not questioning the entire process of the politics involved. We are simply asking this: How is absolutist belief (without evidence) in a creator, personal god helping situations in Pakistan, Israel, Palestine? How did it help here in South Africa? When you are backed with a god, you have a “god-mode“: God says I must kill the infidel, God says this land is mine, God says non-whites are inferior. This is not something you can argue against. This is more powerful than nationalism, because you have a “divine” backing: The most powerful being ever! The Dostoevskian saying is thus turned on its head, as Slavoj Žižek pointed out: WITH god, everything is permitted.

It is this we are critical of.

Most of Eskow’s questions can be answered by asking rhetorically: “How is religion helping?”. Eskow rightly asks for data (which I believe is growing in substantial amounts) regarding the extent of individual lives negatively affected by religion (for example, genital mutilation, Christian science, etc.) I will leave my major answer and thesis against Eskow for a later article. Eskow and I actually agree, as he told me via email himself. In the article he also writes: “[M]y personal suspicion is that organised religion is more of a negative force than a positive one. I often hate what people do in the name of faith.”

We slightly differ in that he respects an individual’s religious experience – I find no reason for respecting it. I just don’t bother with it – but perhaps that is the same sort of respect though I would not call it that.

The Divisive Notions of Mr. Orr

I dealt with labels in the beginning of this article. But another recent one, thrown at me, was: “Dawkinite“. This bizarre labelling stems from my defensive stance of Richard Dawkins’ views: his scientific and the atheistic. I am averse to this label and find it childish – name-calling in general is only ad hominem attacks in bullet form. I may be doing nothing to dispel this “Dawkinite” disposition now as I debunk H. Allen Orr’s review of The God Delusion. However, as I’ve stated throughout this article, I am attempting to gather data as to the opposition to active atheism. Orr makes a rather striking opponent and I am rather fond of his writings (in general).

H. Allen Orr is a scientist himself, which makes his very critical review that much more tantalizing. He says Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene “is the best work of popular science ever written”; before reading The God Delusion, he considered Dawkins a “professional atheist”.  He also gives one of the best summaries of The God Delusion I’ve read.

But let us sink our teeth into Orr’s terribly Idgaffian notions against the reasons for active atheism (which themselves are against religious bullying). It must be remembered that I do not consider Dawkins to be our “leader”, our “best” atheist or any other silly labels: I am seeking out attacks from intelligent critics. I refuse to reply to bumbling Fundies, with Bible/Quran verses stuffed into their ears and wagging fingers pointing to us accusingly of immorality, debauchery, Satanism and evil.

Orr, first, falls into the major branch of accusatory flimflam: The Courtier’s Reply so beautifully expressed by PZ Myers. Briefly, this means not taking the vast literature of theology and deep religious philosophy into account – or being qualified enough to engage with it. I will, as with Eskow’s first point above, deal with this major point at the end. We can simply debunk it by saying: You don’t need to be an expert on Unicornology, Faeriology, Goblinology to dismiss the existence of Unicorns, Faeries and Goblins.

Orr says for example “The God Delusion … never squarely faces its opponents. You will find no serious examination of Christian or Jewish theology in Dawkins’ book (does he know Augustine reject biblical literalism in the … 5th century?)”. We will see this notion of the Courtier’s Reply enacted again with Terry Eagleton who claims similar silly notions. But let us leave these important criticisms for the end.

I found myself raising an eyebrow when Orr asks rather juvenile reactions to philosophical arguments. I have encountered such questions from high-school students myself in presenting unbelief/nonbelief/atheism as rational. Dawkins correctly says the notion of a designer is question begging: Who then designed the designer? Orr then states: “Why, for example, is Dawkins so untroubled by his own (large) assumption that both matter and the laws of nature can be viewed as given? Why isn’t that question begging?”

As laughable as it may appear to some, this is a serious question Orr asks. Orr of course misses the important weapon of Ockham’s Razor. The point (pun intended) is that we do not keep questioning ad infinitum, as this leads as nowhere. We can postulate the reasons for why we are here, where the universe comes from, where the laws come from and so on. Those are reasonable and incredible questions. But the fact is: We can test and use the laws of nature, but there’s nothing we can do with a designer god. We are not worried with where the laws come from – there are various hypothesis such as the multiverses or bubble-universes. But there is nothing to do with them! We must never forget the parsimony of knowledge depends on what is necessary: The infinite weathering of the stone of obtained knowledge leads nowhere, except to eventually destroy that stone. Whilst we should be using Ockham’s Razor to slice out a correct, economical usage of knowledge, Orr’s postulations lead nowhere except to render the stone into dust. From a fine craftsman’s blade to a sledgehammer.

Therefore, the reason why we see “matter and the laws of nature as given” is because they rightly are, because we can test them. We do not have to do anything else with them. Religions would have us wonder where they come from (a good question) and provide the answer to it (a bad answer) – and every time they do, I can’t help being reminded of a sentence by John Stuart Mill: “The exclusive pretension made by a part of the truth to be the whole must and ought to be protested against.”7

I will give Orr’s Idfaggic notions of Stalin a pass, except to point out that Orr does invoke it to show Dawkins’ double-standards. Orr states it without justifying it. Hypocrisy runs rivulets through this flowing diatribe of misconception.

Orr also accuses Dawkins of not taking into consideration “[o]ther more nuanced possibilities [like] varieties of deism, mysticism, or nondenominational spirituality”. That is not the aim of this or other “best-selling” anti-religious tracts. Dawkins himself does deal with deism briefly, but that is truly missing the point of the whole enterprise. The focus is on the majority of the world holding the view of a personal, omnipotent celestial being and following the rulings and dogma of organised religious systems. I find critics who attack writers on what they leave out, the worst kind: We could all accuse any writer of leaving something out of their essays. The scientists, philosophers and writers of the calibre that are the vocal and so-called “poster-boys” of anti-religious and active atheism, all very clearly state their aim is organised religion. They all highlight their targets in the initial stages of their books: Daniel Dennett, for example, states he has little knowledge of most religion’s intricacies and his focus is on the moderate-to-fundamentalist Christianity that the majority of his fellow Americans believe in. Accusing him of not addressing Islam is tantamount to accusing the first edition of the Oxford English dictionary, in 1933, for not having the world “muggle” in it. When critiquing we must focus on the aims of the writer – if his aim is not to criticise Tarot card readers, angel-therapists, and psychics, then we can not accuse them of not taking these into consideration. Orr’s argument falls flat here.

Dennett says, in his letter to New York Review of Books:

[Orr] notes that [The God Delusion] is “defiantly middlebrow,” and I wonder just which highbrow thinkers about religion Orr believes Dawkins should have grappled with. I myself have looked over large piles of recent religious thought … in the course of researching my own book on these topics, and I have found almost all of it to be so dreadful that ignoring it seemed both the most charitable and most constructive policy. (I devote a scant six pages of Breaking the Spell to the arguments for and against the existence of God, whilst Dawkins devotes roughly a hundred, laying out the standard arguments with admirable clarity and fairness, and skewering them efficiently.)

Dawkins ignores [recherché versions of these traditional arguments] (as do I) and says why: his book is a consciousness-raiser aimed at the general religious public, not an attempt to contribute to the academic microdiscipline of philosophical theology. The arguments Dawkins exposes and rebuts are the arguments that waft from thousands of pulpits every week and reach millions of television viewers every day, and neither the televangelists nor the authors of best-selling spiritual books pay the slightest heed to the subtleties of the theologians either.

My apologies for quoting so extensively but I found this passage to be an important point against Orr.

I may be wrong on this, but I believe Dennett is not an ardent supporter of The God Delusion (I believe Dennett’s own book Breaking the Spell better), however, he correctly highlights Orr’s misconceptions. Orr brings up Wittgenstein and William James because “they conceived possibilities – mistaken ones perhaps, but certainly more interesting ones [than] Dawkins“, which Dawkins does not deal with explicitly. We will see this again in dealing with The Courtier’s Reply, and simply ask: Does the average believer really care about Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus? Does the average believer sit with the hundreds of books written about the bizarre Doctrine of the Trinity? No. Why should Dawkins, Dennett, Hitchens, Onfray, Grayling, Harris, et al.? Why should we? That certainly is not the aim of active atheism. The only ones who care about these detailed, intricate notions are philosophers and theologians. I find them fascinating as I am in love with philosophy, but it is not exactly a recurrent topic of conversation at dinner-parties or churches, temples, synagogues or mosques to the masses.

I can already see that some might be stirring with their pitchforks: No, this does not mean I am smarter than other people. It means nothing that I love Tractatus, and others do not. They might love something else. It simply is not important enough for furthering and helping the lives of the billions of people. Not all active atheists like philosophy, not all atheists are even interested in philosophy. The atheism of the monotheist god says nothing about intelligence as far as I know, nor do I think it ever will.

“Our species will never run out of fools,” says Christopher Hitchens, “but I dare say that there have been at least as many incredulous idiots who professed faith in god as there have been dolts and simpletons who concluded otherwise.”8

And now we get to the perhaps the most important point of the entire anti-religious campaigning, gaining voice and shedding fog. That of religion and violence.

I have highlighted what I believe to be a deeply troubling psychological aspect of committing violence and evil – that of believing your divine backing, with the power of unreason as your guiding light, your fists clenched with the power of almighty god and your actions guided by unseen, powerful forces beyond all human interference. Does Dawkins have a case, asks Orr.

Orr does not seem to think so. “[W]e all agree: religion can be bad … But the critical question is: compared to what?”

Do I sense the familiar rhetorical question: What do you plan on replacing religion with? What are we comparing religious horrors and lifestyles with? The fishy smell leads the reader to a tuna factory when we later read: “[Dawkin's] modus operandi generally involves comparing religion as practiced … with atheism as theory.”

Theory? Atheism is a theory? What does that even mean? I wish I could be said to be selectively quoting but the immediate sentence that follows is “But fairness requires that we compare both religion and atheism as practiced or both as theory. The latter is amorphous and perhaps an impossible task and I can see why Dawkins sidesteps it.” And guess where this leads, dear reader. That’s right: Stalin.

The entire 20th century history, says Orr, has been one of secular evil. I side-stepped this before but I feel as though I can answer this simply. I won’t go into the notions of Stalin because it’s a moot point. Instead I want to grapple with Orr’s apparent misnomer of atheism.

As I’ve highlighted above, we can all safely separate the lack of belief in fairies, goblins and gods with the active criticism of belief without evidence, against established religious institutions and removal of the kid-gloves society has sewn around our hands to deal with them (though this includes the lack of belief, too). How is the lack of belief in something a theory? Truly, Orr is not able to comprehend people living without believing in Jesus, Vishnu and Fidi Mukullu. How do you measure for people’s lack of belief, the very notion itself is a negation. Having studied psychology for 4 years, I can safely say this is a very myopic consideration on Orr’s part. He rightly considers it as such, but why then even raise it?

It was not Stalin’s lack of belief in gods, fairies and goblins that engendered the Purges. Similarly it was not Paul Hill’s lack of belief in Fidi Mukullu that caused him to kill the abortion doctor John Britton. The Purges (misrepresented in common knowledge as some short, bloody spell in 1930’s) was enacted to keep pressure in the ranks of the party, to keep control and eliminate any and all forms of opposition9. Paul Hill killed because he believed his god was acting through him, to stop the “killing of babies”, taking his Bible literally.

As Eskow asked above, is religion the sole motivator? No. Is secularism the sole reason for the many horrid acts? No. There is no one reason but again – how was it helping? Dawkins correctly highlights many instances and explains how the de-conversion from established religious dogma enables a fostering of free-thought. We should be wary of anyone who claims to have all the answers and be ready to criticise and tackle head-on anyone who claims to know all.

I am rather uncertain of Orr’s point throughout his criticism. He says nothing of particular value, except to attempt to poke holes in a book he simply can’t fathom. As a consciousness-raiser, it works. Whether you love or hate The God Delusion (or End of Faith, Breaking the Spell, etc.), the awareness the “poster-boy” atheists raised is important. I believe we owe them a debt of thanks and I have yet to see a criticism worth sitting upright about. It was for this reason I sought out our co-thinkers’ criticisms.

As Orr is one of the best, I was hoping for something more. Lack all Idgafs, he fails in his critique to raise anything that challenges the central arguments of the book and, more importantly, the campaign for reason against faith.

If there is call for it, I will take a closer look at Orr’s article though I imagine that you, dear reader, are either annoyed with Orr, myself, and/or Dawkins by now. It is perhaps best if we progress.

A point from Orr that will be dealt with at the very end is one he raises. I believe it is an important one but not exactly a criticism that makes my breath halt: Who do we think we are, as scientists, psychologists, philosophers, etc. to think we can contribute to this discussion? I think that this also falls into the Courtiers Reply to be dealt with later. It is for this reason I leave it to simmer, till I am able to deal a good portion on your willing, open mind.

END OF PART #2…

REFERENCES

5. Sen, A. (2006) Identity & Violence. London: Penguin.

6. Ibid. p.xii

7. Mill, J. S. (1985) On Liberty. London: Penguin. P. 114. Originally published in 1859 – the same year Darwin published On the Origin of Species. A great year for great thinkers it seems.

8. Hitchens, C. (2008) God Is Not Great. London: Atlantic. p. 254

9. Overy, R. (2005) The Dictators: Hitler’s Germany, Stalin’s Russia. London: Penguin. P.149. The purge “was a distinct element of party discipline, not a judicial process. Its object was to tighten central control over local party cadres, and to root out incompetent or corrupt officials.” (p. 151)

In Defense of ‘Militant’ Atheism, Part #1

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

This is the first part of a longer article. Please note that some criticisms will probably arise later, due to space, your attention span as a reader and because I care about not giving you information over-load.

Like a path in autumn: no sooner is it cleared than it is once again littered with fallen leaves.

- Franz Kafka1

Kafka might well have been talking about my problems as an atheist communicator. Once a set of misconceptions are cleared, more meander down to cover the path of reason.

Amidst the discussions involving faith and reason, words escape their denotation. Before delving into the thesis of my article, we need to understand the various terms being used. Words like ‘secularist’, ‘humanist’, ‘atheist’, ‘evolutionist’ all fall into a crevasse which our antagonists hope will boil into a negative transmutation, thus tarnishing those same words to be used against us. It is in this same vein that ‘militant’ atheism has become coated with this negative transmutation. I want to argue: Firstly, the arguments against (militant) atheism from thinkers (on the faith and non-faith side) are all poor; and, second, that ‘militant’ atheism does not exist as our antagonists suggest (this second part will be dealt with more exclusively in Part #3).

I began my investigation into ‘militant’ atheism by asking many people’s opinions on the subject. I have spoken with leading philosophers (some of whom are my friends and who I will argue against), colleagues in the fight against unreason, and the general public. I will attempt to classify their various positions on ‘militant atheism’ and debunk the claims. However, in my online research, I was irritated that criticisms of militant atheism are mainly directed at Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion (hardly anyone attacking Mr Anti-theist himself, Christopher Hitchens. His brother has offered some insightful remarks, though). The comments – which I will deal with – are unimpressive and have no feasible position against the accessibility, lucidity, bravery and awareness of The God Delusion (these I believe are its four important points, as I will show later). I will generalize the terms – as I imagine that the criticisms apply to anyone who actively is against religious bullying and against viewing faith as a virtue, which means myself and colleagues – and debunk those, too. Finally, I will suggest the major thesis which is this: ‘Militant’ atheism does not exist in my work and colleagues’, in the closed-minded, yelling, evangelical notions as many consider. ‘Militant’ atheism is a charge directed to those atheists who are actively against religious bullying and the negative connotations must change. The tu quoque fallacy abounds here (which I will explain later) and I want to arm my readers with various forms of identifying the fallacies in IDGAFs (nonbelievers who are critical of active atheism) and theistic antagonists’ approaches.

I hope that by the end of this article, my readers will either have refined their criticism against us active atheists (I accept this description over the erroneous ‘militant’ atheism), or – as a cothinker – you will feel empowered to continue the rightfully placed criticism against religious intolerance, bullying and privileged status of belief without evidence (called faith). Even if I do not change your mind, I hope to give you an advantage to make better arguments against me! I believe this goal beneficial to everyone: colleagues and antagonists alike.

Let us begin our investigation:

Definitions of terms

As I highlighted above, we need to understand the various terms so loosely tossed around in these discussions.

(Secular) Humanist: Richard Norman’s On Humanism beautifully illustrates the definition of humanism (which is not necessarily universal, but is one I certainly uphold and defend, along with Professor Norman. There are many definitions, the rest of which are not relevant to this discussion). As he states2, humanism is believing:

  • “the things we value in human life are not an illusion
  • that as human beings we can find from our own resources that shared moral values which we need in order to live together, and the means to create meaningful and fulfilling lives for ourselves
  • and that the rejection of religious belief need not be a cause for despair”

It is thus not man as center, but rather the acknowledgment that man is part of a natural world; that humanity has the capacity to help, improve and save itself; to relish in the present moment as it is the only moment we have as a species. We are special, beautiful and wonderful – but we don’t need any deity to tell us so and we are no more special than other “forms most beautiful”3.

Evolutionist: This is an immediate (and mostly incorrect) labeling of a secular humanist or non-believer in the monotheist god. If their god is not the reason behind the incredible diversity, beauty and intricacy we see in nature, then you must believe in evolution by natural selection. This might be considered an either-or fallacy, namely giving only two options (design or natural selection), whilst forgetting there could be others. However, I will concede that in most cases my co-thinkers are believers in the Darwinian evolutionary process. It is a beautiful fact of science (yes: fact). It explains the intricacy of the eye and chaos of lion-hunting; it explains the beauty of a Benghal tiger and the hideousness of flatfish.

The world’s leading communicator of evolution (apart from Darwin’s “Rottweiler”, Richard Dawkins), Ernst Mayr, stated: “evolution [is] the gradual process of the living world by which it has been developing following the origin of life.”4 It unites genetics, geology, cosmology, biomedicine, chemistry, archaeology, anthropology and all the other disciplines that focus on our species, its relation to the world and other species. Darwin’s hand pulled us down from the pedestal we created for ourselves, showing us that we are indeed part of a natural order, one beautiful to comprehend. We are neither the goal of a god nor the goal of a process – we are part of it. I would contend that perhaps this is the main opposition to evolutionary theory: That we are not more special than other living beings, that ultimately the universe is uncaring, that we are alone.

Someone who embraces all forms of evolutionary thought – albeit the various dimensions it engenders – can safely be labeled an evolutionist. I would add however that it is more appropriate to a person who knows evolution to a larger extent than, for example, myself: a psychology and English student. Labeling me an evolutionist might be incorrect in that sense.

Atheist: Atheism does not mean you are a secular humanist, nor an evolutionist. You can be an atheist that hates evolution, science, and despises secular states. Indeed a majority of the world’s atheists do! Because we are all atheists. Atheism is simple: a lack of belief in a god. Everyone lacks a belief in other religion’s gods – unless you are a pantheist (I won’t comment on this flimflam in this article).

Therefore you can be an atheist about Tezcatlipoca and be part of the Discovery Institute in all its vainglory – why? Because as a Christian (not all DI IDers are Christian) you are an atheist about Tezcatlipoca, Loki, Zeus. This might sound ridiculous and stupidly semantic, but that is my point: It is. To say atheism (about which god?) is a position of ‘faith’ is preposterous because atheism does not entail belief in evolution, belief in humanistic outlooks, nor belief that science is beautiful. You are an atheist no matter who you are.

So before opponents decide to say: “a lack of belief is a faith position”, they should question what do they themselves lack a belief in? Fairies, goblins, the Invisible Pink Unicorn? If so, that is a lot of different faith positions! That dialogue – related to the tu quoque fallacy I will be dealing with later – gets us nowhere and is patently wrong!


We are all atheists/Passive Atheism

As an active atheist, I have dealt with many criticisms. An acceptable position says, “I am an atheist but x, y, z.” These are what we call passive atheists, or just atheists. We must remember that there is nothing special about the Judeo-Christian god, over and above other religions’ gods. I always find it amusing that when you tell someone you are an atheist, they assume you mean the monotheist god (how often are you asked: “Oh, so you’re an atheist? Of which god?”). In my case, it’s feasible considering I don’t believe in any supernatural, personal gods. But the fact that people don’t question which god you are an atheist of speaks volumes to our growing global culture.

However, the argument against this is quite simple: Everyone is an atheist of some god. To have to explain would simply be superfluous since we are all atheists.

I can accept this but I only want to make you aware that next time you are asked of your position on religion, reply as such:

Atheist: I am an atheist

Questioner: Oh ok.

Atheist: Aren’t you going to ask me of which god?

Your next line could be, “I am an atheist of all gods except the monotheist god.”

Assess the situation beforehand of course and see what happens (and I have yet to meet someone who has not begun a lame argument against me about my lack of belief, so the second line in this dialogue has never happened personally!). Let me remind you, dear readers, that even if you are a Christian, answer with “I am an atheist” to begin an interesting discussion – because you certainly don’t believe in Hujibi at the top of the mountain.

What on Earth is an IDGAF?

Passive atheism is an acceptable position and I know many such people (they erroneously call themselves agnostics, not realising I too am an agnostic about supernatural deities. However, my belief is in the negative, therefore I am an atheist – as are they but they think atheism necessitates active atheism. It does not). But there are two active lines that bifurcate the next step.

(1) It lends itself to my position as an active atheist:

  • seeking the enlightenment (not ‘conversion’) of every person to secular humanism
  • dispelling misconceptions of a lack of belief in the monotheist god
  • the beauty of science
  • the combat against religion obscurantism and bullying; and
  • the welfare of every person to be respected as a human being.

Or (2) it contorts into something I call Idgaffery.

I have met many of these and I am sure my co-thinkers have too. IDGAF is an acronym for: I Don’t Give a Frack. These are active atheists seeking the disestablishment of the campaign against religious superstition. These are people who are angry that you are questioning others’ faith – on the faithfuls’ behalf! (How patronizing to believers – let them defend themselves.)  These are the major-league pitchers of the ad hominem: “You bigot, bastard, backward, bully, banal, buttheaded atheist!” They themselves do not believe in a god because they simply “do not give a frack”. Allow me to introduce the IDGAF: angry non-believers who speak for the faithful to keep faith treated with kid-gloves, who view active atheism as preaching, who view active atheism as no better than “other religions”. It is the culmination of active laziness and I believe one of the first such examples in our society: active laziness! Whoever heard of such a thing?

Laziness because most of these attacks are misconceptions, invalid, protective of religious faith and have little understanding of what active atheism entails. In my analysis of some upcoming writers, you can identify the IDGAFs (notably H. Allen Orr) from the faithful.

A critic can easily say the following: “You are making a false assumption, that either people are for you or against you. If they disagree with you, as an active atheist, they are either IDGAFs or faithful. You won’t accept a middle ground”. No. I will not. I have yet to be presented with a valid reason of why those who are active in this debate (passive atheism is fine, but IDGAFs actively speak out) choose the side of protecting the faithful instead of joining us in our fight against religious obscurity. I do not accept a middle ground because I refuse to give consent or respect to the belief without evidence, because a middle ground does not exist. Either you believe or you do not. When you are vocal about that opinion, what possible reason is there to then continue respecting faith? This is not intolerance, it is the position I hold because no non-believer has offered a viable criticism against active atheism. There are many good criticisms, which I will debunk, but they do not last. Why be an active IDGAF criticizing atheism, instead of being an active atheist?

Let me reiterate, I am speaking of no middle-ground regarding activism: passivity is another option and one I duly respect. But active entails writing, speaking and communicating in this debate. There are only two sides in the activism.

For this reason, I accept no middle ground. I am not trying to win hearts here, I imagine I am making fewer friends by saying this! I am attempting to find truth. And Idgaffery from people who should be helping us, only makes the job harder. Am I saying Idgafs should shut up? No. People must express and say whatever they want, but I ask only this: At least offer better reasoning for not being an active atheist and being an active IDGAF.

I hope I have established my position and that I have not created a Strawman. I will show examples of Idgaffery which should hopefully highlight why I feel so strongly about Idgaf nonsense.

END OF PART #1…

REFERENCES


1. Kafka, F. (2006) The Zürau Aphorisms. London: Harvill Secker

2. Norman, R. (2008) On Humanism. London: Routledge Pp. 24-25

3. This quote is from the famous, beautiful ending of Darwin’s On the Origin of Species.

4. Mayr, E. (2002) What Evolution Is. London: Phoenix. P. 314

I Used to Love Jesus

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

I write a lot of negative things, and a lot of people get really pissed off at me thinking that for some reason just because I look critically at the Poster Boys of atheism and the militant sentiments that often fly off of them I for some reason am a christian apologist. That this means I’m a closet christian. That this means I just don’t understand how much religion is hurting our world. That this means I must be clueless to the fact that people in theocratic countries suffer because of religion every day. That this means I don’t understand the pain and suffering a child unknowingly goes through because of religious indoctrination. That this means I must think abortion is okay, because I love Christians.

I do love Christians. My mom, sister, step-dad, aunt, grandmother, cousins and best friend are all Christian. And I love them all, very much. I don’t support people who cut them down intellectually, emotionally and socially because of their faith. I don’t support people who don’t want to hear their side of issues, who don’t want them to be able to practice their faith or who think that talking to them is a waste of time. I don’t support the Rational Response Squad because of the horribly intolerant attitude toward religion. I am *not* intolerant of religion. I am intolerant of religion in my legislation, I am intolerant of religion controlling my decisions on birth, I am intolerant of religion starting wars, I am intolerant of religion being pushed onto children who have no choice, I am intolerant of religion in the class room, I am intolerant of my taxpayer dollars going to religious schools, I am intolerant of my gay best friend not being allowed to get married, I am intolerant of people thinking I have no morals because I have no religion, I am intolerant of the militarism that is portrayed through religion, I am intolerant of hate crimes…

I may be nice to Christians, and I may want to hear what they have to say…and I may also not want to listen to atheists bitch and moan or listen to them talk about how stupid Christians and religion is – but this in no way translates to “I’m a scared little atheist girl who is just so scared of the big scary world! I’m just not ready to tell religions to go away, and I just want everyone to get along!” … I don’t care if everyone gets along, as long as there are capitalists there is competition and as long as there is competition there is fighting. I’m totally cool with that. I just don’t care about what religious people do in the privacy of their homes.

It’s like sex… don’t force it on me or any children to do it and don’t do it in parliament or the schools or in public and I don’t care what you do. Do it in your own home, of building that YOU pay for with consenting adults.

I feel like my history has a lot to do with why I think like this, and why people never understand where I’m coming from. I am a previous evangelical Christian. I worked at a christian camp for years, where I met practically all of my friends that I was close with. I was a member of the “Clarkson Crusade for Christ” at my high school and would go to the flag pole to pray every morning at 7am. I went to church with my mom and my step dad (a minister), and at church I was an active congregation member. I sang in the church choir, I ran the 30 hour famine with over 40 students at the church, I went to retreats to learn how to further my relationship with God and I taught Sunday school classes to younger kids. I thought abortion was wrong, I thought that gays were a little off and I was against the evil media trying to put horrible ideas of sex, alcohol, drugs and consumption into my head. I wanted to travel to Africa to be a missionary, to teach others how to love Christ. I wanted to go to the honor academy in Texas so I could devote my life a youth minister. I even went to those horrible Acquire the Fire rallies in Hamilton (they mostly happen in the states) with host Ron Luce who would convince me that I was a horrible person. With my hands in the air, tears streaming down my face, I would sob to the “Lord” to wash me clean of my sins. I would fall to my knees and beg Ron Luce, Jesus and God to forgive me for being such a horrible person.

The flip side of this is that I saw the beauty and wonder in the universe, that I also saw as God’s creation. I now see the beauty and owner in the universe in science, discovery and exploration, but that’s beside the point. I felt happy every single day, because I was important to god. It made it easier to deal with horrible things that happened in my life. It made it very easy to think I was doing good in the world by praying. I felt good.

One day someone asked me “What’s so horrible about TV? The bible is more violent than the shows I watch.” …I thought that was pretty valid. When I asked my Sunday School teacher he brushed me off, I didn’t like that. So I asked “Why is there suffering if there is a God? There must be no God.”…I got an evil glare and was asked to leave the class and go back to class. When I got home that Sunday I started reading. And within a few nights decided there was nothing wrong with being gay. Soon after I decided there was nothing wrong with abortion, TV, premarital sex, and that there was probably no God. At the time I kept a live journal and wrote that on there. It got Googled and was found by my camp, I was asked not to come back. I lost all my friends. Soon I lost all my friends at school too, because they were C4Cers. I lost my faith, family and friends in a matter of 2 weeks.

The rest is pretty much – I did radio/writing/blogging/debating about religion, I found CFI and thought it was cool, I joined and now all my friends are atheist and I work there. (Only that happened over the course of like 3 years)

So now I’m left sitting in this post-Christian life, and those of you who have never been in that religious life can honesty – never understand what I’m sitting with. I have deep internalized guilt about almost everything I do. I cry so incredibly hard sometimes because I am so guilty about my life. For some reason, I think that because I’ve left religion I am a horrible person. I have been indoctrinated with the idea of heaven and hell. I am worried that I will be in hell. I have been indoctrinated to think that the abortion I decided to have was killing something that had a path in life. I still, for some reason, cling to this idea of “a right to life” for all humans even before sentience. There is absolutely no logical reason I can think of as to why, but it brings up all kinds of sad, guilty and angry emotions.

So, why have I shared this? 1) I understand what Christians feel, see and go through. I’ve been there, and for some people, it is a great thing. They need religion to cope, live and love. That’s fine. 2) The reason I am so incredibly against religion is because of what it does to children. I am a living, breathing example of a child who was indoctrinated with this bullshit and now has to attempt to deal with it in their day to day life. It rips me apart inside.

Hopefully this little rant can give people a little more insight into how I think, and why I write what I write. I am a critical person who takes criticism poorly. I am support of religion that says in the private life, because I know how much comfort it offers people. I am against religion being pushed on, taught to and slammed into children and confused teenagers. But to those who aren’t doing it? I refuse to call them irrational, I refuse to call them stupid and I refuse to attempt to take down their support base. As Voltaire said “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will fight to the death your right to say it.” I will also fight to the death to keep religion off of women’s bodies, out of children’s minds, out of science and out of politics. That is why I work where I work. …I spend every waking hour that I’m not at school at the Center for Inquiry promoting secularism, freedom of expression and proper political strategies.

I don’t think the poster boys are elitist. I just don’t think they understand me, religious people or what I stand for. So I don’t support them. The next person to tell me it must be “easy” for me to be an atheist in Canada… really needs to reread this. This is by far the hardest thing I’ve ever had to go through in my entire life, and I would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

Nica’s Nothing Turns Out to be My Something

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

Everyone knows that i don’t hold particularly high regards for the poster boy atheists. I’ve written about it, and been destroyed for my opinion in a few places (some worse than others) and everyone thought I was some anti-atheist without even taking into consideration the positive posts I had written before. After the whole “why atheists annoy me” thing I sort of shied away from writing about atheism all that often. I’ve long argued that to make yourself feel included and comfortable within a movement you need to find someone who you can relate to. Someone that makes you think “Yeah! That is so right on!” someone who you wouldn’t mind speaking for you anywhere at anytime.

Nica Lalli is a mother of two (two who sound intelligent, and adorable), a PTA mom, painter, has a master of fine arts and married to a man she met when she was 21. ( :D I love love.) She is also the author of Nothing:Something to Believe In, and an atheist. Most importantly (at least for the matters of this post) she is the first atheist who has come to speak at CFI that I’ve ever been able to relate to. Ever.

Although our back-stories are extremely different (she was raised secular by non-religious parents and has never been religious …I was raised Christian by Christian parents and a minister), what she has to say now resonates with me deeply. I knew as soon as she said “I didn’t want to be the voice, I just wanted to be one of many” that I was going to like her much more than the other “voice” I’ve heard. (that makes me sound crazy…) But what we both are, is “interested in why religion is interesting” to us.

At first I thought she was going to be a cope out because she was calling herself “nothing” instead of slapping the word atheist on her forehead. But once she described that she wanted something “outside the debate” it made a lot more sense. All the other words, atheist, agnostic, freethinker, bright [thats the worst], humanist, rationalist – all have a stigmata (heh) behind them from being inside the religious debates.

Her book doesn’t fit in, where her book is about living life as an atheist – raising kids, dealing with in laws and just being her the other books about atheism and religion. About why atheism is the be all end all marvelous anti-faith that is going to save us all from our narrowminded and blinded views. Dawkins et al don’t show their weaknesses or talk about their lives rather they’re more interested in telling everyone else how stupid they are. Where Dawkins and his posse make it very hard to like atheists, Nica makes it very easy to fall totally in love with her. The poster boy atheists are making it very hard to say “I’m an atheist” without getting a million nasty glares and grilled with a lot of questions based on the assumption that you think just like them. Nica tries to describe and help us learn how to live in this world, where we’re not quite liked yet. Unfortunately the poster boys are very good at describing what it is that makes us angry, so they go off and get angry. Everywhere. All the time. And look silly. But Nica is right in saying that it is good that we have someone expressing those views – I just wish it wasn’t the only “mainstream” (so to speak) view out there.

Near the end of her talk, she did it. She did what no other atheist speaker I have ever seen has done before. It was like she was sent from God to help me understand my non-belief. She described what she believes in. She describes it with a story where she is in New York, surrounded by people while she’s in her car. At that moment, she was thinking, that all those people are thinking something. Thinking, remembering, wishing, dreaming, hoping…and being an individual. That was so overwhelming to her, and it is to me too. Although I take this a bit further, and include the sheer overwhelming feeling that the universe in general gives me. The beauty and power of discovery, the inconceivable size of the galaxy and yes, like Nica, the amazing thought that everyone is here, thinking, being and living.

Nica wrote her book to show how normal she is. So believers and non-believers could read it and relate to what she had to say. And then, perhaps, turn to the person beside them, no matter what denomination, and share a story with them. Stop the bickering and build a stronger relationship with those around you. A relationship that goes beyond lables and the armor so that we can just be, and understand one another on a new appreciative level. It’s pretty pathetic when you can’t have a discussion because religion overkills. Nica, like me, is unwilling to say that all belief is bad. It is absolutely tragic that there is an automatic assumption that they hate us, and we hate them. Then the world just seems so much more fragmented.

It’s too bad that she isn’t tough enough for Americans. She isn’t spitting in people’s faces and tearing down the religious fundamentalists that threaten our lives, rights and countries. Instead she is too normal, so people pay far to little attention to her. She is not an arrogant scientist. She’s not stuck up. She doesn’t act like she has the answers. She isn’t untouchable. She is approachable. She is intelligent and well spoken. She is a good writer. And she says what is in my head. She is someone I can relate to, which makes it a lot easier for me to call myself an atheist, or rather…nothing.

DaveScot needs to stop failing

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Just when we thought that DaveScot may have finally decided to make a teeny bit of sense after all, he ends up crashing our hopes to the ground by posting something so mind-numbingly ridiculous; making us realize that his drama is a train wreck that we simply cannot stop watching. Over at Uncommon Descent, he decides to have a little fun with Google Trends:

He triumphantly posts:

Blue: Intelligent Design
Red: Darwinian Evolution
Orange: Scientific Creationism
Green: Theological Evolution

Any questions?

Yeah, DaveScot. Because, you know, your average Googler would use the term ‘Darwinian Evolution’ when looking up information on evolutionary biology.

Good to know.Looking at the graph, we see ID getting lots of attention in 2005 at the time that the Dover trial was talking place and when the IDists were whining about being trounced in court. However, notice that there apparently has been hardly any interest in ID before Dover, and still hardly any after the dust from Dover settled. For all the books the IDists have been writing, for all the propaganda they have been spewing, for all their bleating over Expelled – people are simply not paying attention. Yes, the scientific community already knew long ago that ID was a crock, but apparently nobody else has been paying attention either. Funny how DaveScot chooses not to mention this (which would have been plainly obvious by even a cursory glance at the graph), don’t you think?

Now, let us use Google Trends to get a graph for people searching for ‘evolution’, which would obviously be the choice for someone looking for information about – gasp – evolution. To be fair, I will also use ‘creationism’ instead of ’scientific creationism’. We get this:

Ouch. That must hurt for DaveScot who just a moment ago was arrogantly asking for questions. When asked why he used the term ‘Darwinian evolution’ instead of just ‘evolution’, he responded:

ID doesn’t dispute all “evolution”. It disputes Darwinian evolution.

Just…wow. Despite the fact that the IDists have never been able to come up with an actual answer to what ID actually is and despite the fact that they have never been able to agree on what part of ‘evolution’ they actually accept (Behe accepts common descent and human evolution, Dembski does not, etc.), DaveScot is now fudging and shifting the goalposts again in an effort to have his cake and eat it too. What makes this whole situation even more hilarious is that based on the very graph that he posted, most people not only do not buy into the ID nonsense, they do not even seem to care! The IDists have failed at convincing the scientific community to give their unscientific dogma the time of the day and they have apparently not made much headway in the court of public opinion as well, even with all this fudging and hedging.

I am really curious as to what ‘evolution’ the IDists accept. The Lamarackian version?

He continues:

When I say Darwinian evolution I mean the term writ large accounting for the entire history of life on earth. Do I really need to tediously qualify it at every mention? I don’t think so. Most of the subscribers and audience here recognize by now that micro-evolution by chance & necessity is not being disputed. We don’t dispute facts. We dispute theory.

Uh…what? ID does not accept evolution that accounts for the history of life on earth but accepts micro-evolution, which somehow does not qualify as ‘Darwinian evolution’? Why wouldn’t micro-evolution qualify as being ‘Darwinian’, but somehow explaining the history of life counts as ‘Darwinian’ evolution? What is the imaginary barrier separating the two? At this point, we can safely say that DaveScot does not have a clue and is making it up and fudging even more in an effort to blunder along.

Maybe, DaveScot, it is time for you and the rest of your ID propagandists to stop failing. Just…stop.

But there’s good news: the shipping is free

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

If you type “Jesus face” into Ebay.com’s search engine, you get between 150 and 200 matches. Most of them are perfectly ordinary, normal objects: some lovely jewelry, watches, pendants, things of that sort. But the rest of the items read more like a flea market for the religiously insane.

You know that at least one of the items, whose bid starts at $35,000, is authentic because of a clever disclaimer in its description: “NOT A FRAUD” (the same description also categorizes it as a “CONVERSATION PIECE”). Another way the authenticity of the item is guaranteed is that Jesus once referred to himself as a door, and now someone has referred to a door as Jesus, so that’s airtight. That’s just logic. For those of you seeking to compliment your coffee table with some decorative piece besides your stack of full-color atlases of Australia, take heart: the shipping on the item is free.

Most of you will recall the moldy cheese sandwich whose askance grill-lines were popularly interpreted as being the face of the “Virgin Mary.” Behind the overwhelming kitsch of the whole story is the alarming fact that this divine apparition sold for $28,000 dollars, roughly the price of a good midsize car. Mary, who has since filled out her global tour schedule with appearances in windows, trees, garages, and South Park (though the Pope has declared this latter apparition to be not a miracle), can now be purchased as a curled chunk of stone… for $10,000. But the shipping, again, is free, so you might want to take this one before it has to be re-listed with a UPS fee.

Obviously, close to none of the few people who actually buy these things are doing it out of genuine religious devotion. When Jesus appeared on a cheese sandwich, it was snapped up not by a raving fanatic, but by an online casino seeking to cash in on the phenomenon. A Virgin Mary apparition on the side of a house that burned down, and then left the apparition in the scars on the walls (Virgin Mary loves the world so much, she is willing to demolish somebody’s home to show us her curves?) wasn’t bought for adoration by some zealously irrational Catholic, it was just left up as part of the new home.

But suppose there are people who do actually purchase these items for their devotional value. Such people could potentially be spending a fortune on slabs of wood, broken drywall, and toasted cheese products every year out of a genuinely insane conception of reality. Now I say genuinely insane not necessarily to deprecate religiosity, but I really mean that there is a severe cognitive error made in pursuing the extravagant cost of these items because you think that God is actually burned into your back door.

One metric used to evaluate whether a belief is psychotic is whether or not it comes from the general cultural milieu or not (note that sincerity is not considered here, since one can sincerely believe himself to be a piece of ham and still be a bit off). For example, using ritual magic to act out cannibalism is not psychotic because millions of practicing Christians do it every Sunday. However, actually going out and trying to eat someone in line at the superstore because you think it will give you magic powers is crazy. Eating people for magic’s sake, beyond being both illegal and impolite, is a good indicator of genuine mental disorder because it has no parallel in the general cultural background.

Likewise, there are a lot of people who are willing to huddle around a sprinkler-stain and hope that the dim outline of a person translates into a miraculous cure. This may be stupid, it may convict many of the faithful of being gullible to the point of farce, but it isn’t insane. Why? Because a lot of stupid, farce-worthy people do it. What is insane, however, is taking an object that has no cultural significance whatsoever (the Shrine of Lourdes has cultural staying power; a dog’s asshole does not) and paying the value of a dozen laptops for it. This has no relationship to mainstream religious beliefs, and indicates that you are probably crazy.

Nor does such an investment even parallel the logic of religious beliefs. No religious traditions has any surviving first-hand descriptions of what Jesus’s mother looked like, or what Jesus himself looked like. Nor does it concord with general Christian beliefs to think that the Second Coming will take place on a fishstick. Mainstream Christian belief is obsessed with the death and zombification of a wandering Palestinian schizoaffective exorcist, but has no place for calls to impoverish yourself in order to put you near something that, totally by accident, can fool you into thinking that it bears an anonymous face that you label the face of Jesus, or of Mary.

Obviously, the salient feature here is the expenditure of large sums of money. But then, some people, in their desperation, buy expensive plane tickets to fly their ailing loved ones to healing shrines like Lourdes and de Chimayo, don’t they? This investment can easily run up into the thousands of dollars. Is this insane? Probably not, since it firstly does accord with the cultural practice of people liking to stand near famous/’holy’ places, and secondly, it is mitigated by grief-induced religious mania.

Two conclusions have clearly emerged. If you are the kind of person who peddles overpriced baked portraits on ebay, you are eventually going to be taking advantage of someone who is mentally ill. Just as bad, if you are the curator of a place like Lourdes, then it is literally your day-by-day profession to exploit the helplessness of the grieving and the dying by deceiving them into thinking that some dirty sewer water has even a slim chance of curing their cancer, so long as that dirty sewer water emits from a pipe close enough to a cathedral.

These religious icons are silly. Cheese sandwiches are funny, and when you see one of these things in a museum or a casino at some point in the future, you’ll laugh. But when your customer buys it out of holy terror, or when the venue is visited not by vacationing thrill-seekers but by the terminally ill clinging to desperate promises made by cynical old pulpit-men, then what are you are doing is not a joke any more. It is a crime against humanity.

Thanks to Roy

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Here’s a cheer for Roy, and Tyler and the whole CFI crew in Amherst who likely worked non-stop to get Edger back online.

Non-Belief and Family (a short digression)

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

I found myself rudely awakened to forced submission. I am sure many who are currently under the roof of a believer (parent, guardian, etc.) feel the four walls, holding up that roof, should cave in to allow the light of reason to shine in. It is much to our dismay that we are forced into the woeful submission to their supernatural, celestial dictatorships. But this is not a rant or whine – it is, as with most things I write, an investigation. This is to the simple question of WHY.

The day which I was bated into is called Eid-ul-Fitr; it came at the end of the month of fasting (which I did not do), as a day of worship (which I did not do) to relish in the achievement of being closer to Allah (which I did not feel at all). The sleep had barely fallen from my eyelids when vaguely the morning light rudely lit my unkempt room. I will skip the emotional details that these engendered through that day and get to the meat of this body I create with words.

The mosque was dusty, stuffy and with the amount of sniffing, coughing and phlegm you would be forgiven for thinking it an ICU. The sonorous Arabic verses droned to a repeated chant, enabling the name of the Muslim god to be lost amidst the fecundity of pluralist recurrence. After shuffling forward, my father, my younger brother and I sat. A curtain divided us from the women, as is so encouraged in every faith it seems. I am a child of feminism and long for the equality of genders. The monotheist god seems uncomfortable around woman, as most of us know. Like some adolescent, sexually repressed hormonal teenage boy, the god of the Quran and Bible is one to quickly dismiss women into swathes of clothes, bedraggled undergarments of denigrating titles and male-centred dominance (cooking, raising children, copulation for the cycle to continue).

I am a child of Darwinian explanations for life. I am particularly averse to “god did it” as stifling of the growing and searching human mind. So, perhaps we can give the ranting, misogynistic, anti-science imam that day a double-score against my sensibilities.

Score 1: “Is Allah not great that he made us eyes to see? Is Allah not great that he made air for us to breathe?”

Score 2: “My sisters, why would you not want to keep your hijab on? When people see you walking down the street, they can say ‘there goes a Muslim woman’. Why would you remove that and go about naked around the world?”

In one foul swoop, he pulled the veils over the truth of the natural world and tied it with a pin behind the head of every woman whose voice he could reach.

I expressed my disgust for this hypocrite of a man who also said “we want equality and truth and justice”, then proceeded to pray only for Muslim brothers and sisters around the world. Presumably the Christians and Jews in conflicts weren’t doing the exact same thing? Whose side is the monotheist god on? He does not want equality – that is the tribal mindset, wanting your own side to win for no reason except they endorse your belief without evidence. What about longing for peace, compassion for every man and woman, the stimulation of knowledge and reason? My father replied to this by saying the imam is speaking to the masses, he is not particularly interested in raising those concerns. I see that as a poor (but true) reason unfortunately. His baby-talk of human capacity for reason already sanctions parsimonious helpings of clear-thought.

I believe those helpings could be given in more quantities, added with the flavor for the “appetite for wonder”, and be based on reason.

The problem is hereby narrowed and targeted: The penetration of truth, logic and reason. When voicing my reasons for disliking and showing no respect for belief without evidence, my father justified his faith with “It is important as it is socially cohesive force in our lives. It is the only one we have to bring the family together.” Thus I found 2 important aspects: The easy and dumbed-down dealings in large quantities of nonsense, as opposed to the fine siftings for truth. Like holding a cup of sand in your hand, you should sift knowledge carefully and enthusiastically with forefinger and thumb seeking grains of golden truth. Instead, religious faith deals you buckets of sand and says: “Feast on dirt”. Abundant nonsense and carefully sifted truth. This is a problem.

Many people I speak to about belief usually lay down the problem of social-connections. You could be blunt and say “Facebook” but I see a human element which I can not ignore. I am usually dismissive of many knee-jerk responses to atheism, such as “you can’t disprove god”, “the world’s too beautiful” etc. and in each we can find a normal human desire expressed. But each of those can be shown elsewhere, based on reason and truth, to be far more tantalising than religious explanations. This reminds me of what WB Yeats once wrote about the anti-religious, yet devoutly faithful, William Blake: “To him the universe seemed filled with an intense excitement at once infinitesimal and infinite.”

I often compare it to gazing through a telescope at The Horsehead Nebula or believing in a Burning Bush talking to an old magician-prophet. The fact is everyone can take the first option, but it requires “faith” for the second. It is this that is the basis of my desire to see religion thwarted and other solitarist approaches to humanity destroyed, to see the promotion of science, reason and the beauty in the world and life, with compassion and respect to be our Constant Coda.

And I found the humanity in my father’s second explanation of the social cohesiveness. The point is this: What can we do?

I see this era as a transitory phase, as the bad, insane, inane and stupid ideas of religious flimflam will be weeded out to allow the growth of reason into fruition. It needs only the light of truth, so long obscured by superstitious fog, covering knowledge with its poker-face and poker-hand of false-secrecy to absolute truth.

Humanity needs humans. Humans need other humans. There are many occasions for gatherings, socialising and engaging with family. The problem of course is the tradition or the cultural aspect that religion takes. I think that this comes with its territory: Throughout our past, religious faith has been given a free-ride. I am not proposing humanist holidays – but I think within humanism we might want to encourage the familial aspect. Once we can focus on a penetrating thesis for a humanistic cohesiveness amongst family members, we could find religion taking another blow (I think it’s easy: It’s what happens anyway but without religious nonsense). Already we are watching its death-throes. The family is important, not because a god says so, not because a holy book says so, not because I say so: But because it’s important and beautiful for every human being. We need to learn to encourage a nontheistic view of this, yet configure it to counteract the dominance religion has on this subtle form of intrusion into our sensibilities.

Pat Condell on Sharia Law in Britain

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

The video that was originally in this post was taken down by Youtube.  This video is a commentary on what happened.

Below is a repost of the original video on someone elses Youtube account: