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Archive for October, 2008

Friday Five

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Every Friday the crew here at Edger will rank the top five blog posts, videos, science news, and anything else of interest to the freethought community.

5. Richard Dawkins Embarrassed After Death and Subsequent Resurrection

The NewsBiscuit (which manages to publish news before it even happens!) comes in at number five this week with this TheOnion-esque peice on the Jesus-like death of Richard Dawkins.  Further reports are informing me that several different news sources sent out very different press releases, some claiming that only one Mary found Dawkins resurrected, some claiming several, and some even claiming the presence of others.

“Dawkins suffered a shocking but ironic death on Friday having been seized by a mysterious gang of burly men dressed as Roman soldiers. They nailed him to a cross, and left him there until he died some hours later.”

4. Sarah Palin’s War on Science

Oh Hitchens, once again you’ve attacked someone with your impenetrable wit.  Following in the footsteps of Jeffrey Sachs and Sam Harris, the Hitch rants about Palin’s anti-science and anti-elite agenda.  And just for good measure he throws in some pokes at religion.

“With Palin, however, the contempt for science may be something a little more sinister than the bluff, empty-headed plain-man’s philistinism of McCain.”

3. Hell House XVIII, The Revenge: Welcome to Eternity

Light the Whacko-lanterns!  The writers of Atheist Experience attended a Hell House in Cedar Hill, Texas and bring us a frightening tale of utter ignorance and contempt displayed by the Christian community who operate the Hell House.

Part 1

Part 2

2. Where’s Charlton Heston when you need him?

If you wrote a movie script for this incident it would be denied by Hollywood simply because it’s too unbelievable.  Pharyngula gives some of the funniest commentary on this incident.  Never has there been a better story to convey the concept of Poe’s law than Christians praying for the restoration of the economy by crowding around a golden calf!

“Just a clue: there’s this book called “the bible” that these people claim to follow, but I suspect they’ve never actually read it, or they might have seen Exodus 32.”

1. St. Louis Claims First Pregnant Catholic Priest

A Catholic Priestess (you don’t hear that often) named Jessica Rowley is due any day now and will become the first Catholic Priestess to give birth.  I wonder what Bill Donahue will say about this.  Better yet, I wonder what the Pope’s response will be.

“A little over a year ago, 26-year-old Jessica Rowley shattered the stained-glass ceiling, so to speak, by being ordained a Catholic priest. Now the St. Louisan is on the verge of giving birth to her first child, and a Washington, D.C.-based group that advocates for women’s ordination says that makes Rowley the world’s first pregnant Catholic priest. “

This story took the number one spot this week simply because of the impact it should have on the rights of women within Roman Catholicism.

Candles, Chock Full of Engineering

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Candles appear to be simple objects. They’re just a wick wrapped in wax, right? They are that and much more. Which contains more energy, a molecule of candle wax or a molecule of TNT? The following video answers that question and more…

This video is one from a series called The Periodic Table of Videos by the University of Nottingham. Candles are impressive.

Who is to Blame?

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

I picked the title of this post with the intention of being deliberately ambiguous.

“Who is to blame?” – For what?

For all of the major problems in the United States, well the American public.

Thats right. The public, and that means you and I as well.

We live in an amazing society where each of us is given legal rights to participate in government through the democratic process. This can be done at lots of levels, the most basic of which is perhaps voting.

Voting does not do much on its own, but it is the least a person can do to get what they want out of society.

Far more important and powerful than voting is to influence as many votes as you can.

I have occasionally heard my fellow secularists tell me that they are not interested in politics, and I think to my self, “what a disaster. I can’t even count on the few people who agree with me to make their voices heard.”

Beyond the issues that relate to secularism and separation of Church and State, of clear importance to many of us are issues that relate to science and education policy. I am a Jeffersonian in the sense that I believe democracy requires an informed electorate.

What a cause for cynicism and pain.

I don’t blame either of the candidates in the recent presidential election for stooping to what may seem like simplistic attacks or appeals to the cult of personality. It is necessary to communicate and mobilize the majority of Americans. Why? Because, generally speaking, we are morons.

18 % of Americans believe the Sun goes around the earth.

More than 40% of Americans in a recent study did not read a single book in the course of a year.

More disturbing statistics like this can be found at a great article by Susan Jacoby here.

All in all this is generally linked to my broader outlook, my ethics, my goals in life.

I believe that in a democracy people have to be smart. Whats more is I genuinely believe that people have the potential to be very smart with some good habits and critical thinking skills.

There is little doubt that I will be called naive for thinking this, but I would argue that science is on my side.

The evidence is fairly indicative that intellectual power resides in the brain, it is equally indicative that unless you are brain damaged most brains are pretty much the same.

This implies to me that intelligence can be trained and honed, and is not simply a stroke of luck for a few elites.

I also believe that cultivating intelligence should be the primary political goal of humanity, precisely to improve the workings of democracy.

Until we begin to make strides in these ways we are all at fault for the current woes and sorrows of the United States. Either for being too ignorant and unwilling to improve, or by doing nothing about the ignorance which is so prevalent in our society.

What makes us Human?

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Update: I learned only recently that some of the information in this article is outdated, and that plasticity is not what it immediately appeared to be. It is still something awesome, but some experiments have showed that it is not as powerful as it initially seemed. You can read about one of these in Karn Stromswold’s article found here. Original article follows ->

The brain is wider than the sky,
For, put them side by side,
The one the other will include
With ease, and you beside.

The brain is deeper than the sea,
For, hold them, blue to blue,
The one the other will absorb,
As sponges, buckets do.

The brain is just the weight of God,
For, lift them, pound for pound,
And they will differ, if they do,
As syllable from sound.
~ Emily Dickinson

For centuries we have tried to search for a homonculus within us, that center within our brains that makes us human. Traditionally, we expect this part to transcend all chemicals, and fall in the realm of infinite.

What makes us human? Several factors interacting in complex ways. But if there was one that played the primary role in making us “us”, it would be ‘Neuroplasticity’.

Plasticity allows our brain to break and reconstruct neural pathways. As we go through different experiences and learn new things, new synaptic connections are formed at the expense of old, unused ones. This process is not just limited to the memory organs of the brain, but even the functional ones. For example, if your visual cortex does not do any “learning” or is not exposed to the correct type of information during a critical period, your anatomically perfect eyes may never develop vision. Most likely in this case, your visual cortex which has so far gone unused would break with it’s quasi-predetermined circuitry, and reform to be used by a neighboring part of the brain.

Perhaps more amazingly, in recent decades, the brain has also been observed making recoveries after structural damage. People who suffer from any kind of mental injuries were thought to have completely and permanently lost those abilities. But with the help of MRIs and CAT-scans, researchers noticed that the injured or dead part of the brain can come back to life. It is a tragedy that this information is not yet widespread. Stroke patients who are left paralyzed or are unable to speak after their accident often never try to repeat those lost activities. However, recent cases have shown that often the “broken” part of their brain can recover in full, but since the activity previously assigned to it is no longer performed, it gives up it’s original function and becomes involved in something else.

People who undergo hemispherectomies can make amazing recoveries if their new minds are given the right exercises. It was until the early 1990s considered that the left hemisphere, primarily Broca’s and Wernicke’s areas were solely and exclusively responsible for language. The theory seemed shaky from day one. Not only could we not explain how these functioned (as we can’t yet), but perhaps more importantly, we were unable to recreate any disorders that seemed to emerge from them. But when patients left with only the right hemisphere of their brains defied current theory and produced from single worded to multi-phrased cogent sentences, the theory was just as well out the door.

It is now understood that this ability stays with us for our lifetimes. There are a few known critical periods during which specific functions are favoured. As babies, our mind’s first priority is to develop the key abilities  we use to navigate the world. After the age of two and a half or three, our brain devotes great attention to language learning, as well to sharpening the previously learned skills. After about six, we learn a tremendous amount of things about the world around us…how and why our parents behave, why the sky is blue, and in general how the world works. After about 10 – 12 we turn our attention to sexual maturity and of course the social concerns that come with it.

From this point on, the two sexes begin to differ. But now these changes are very relative, and hardly as crucial. The mind has fully developed, and the rest are the stages of our lives. Missing even one of these critical steps can tremendously change our lives. I personally know of no case where postponing something like language learning has eventually led to “normal” efficacy of that skill, and I can’t imagine it would ever happen. But again, as stated above, some recovery is still possible. It has been observed though that as we get older, neurogenesis occurs in fewer and fewer parts of the brain, being eventually left only in the hippocampus (short-term memory functions). So it is possible to understand why we eventually pass away.

Some recent experiments demonstrate the extreme ways is which our brain can change if subject to abnormal stimulus. One group of researchers cross-connected the audial and visual cortexes of the brain of a Ferret fetus. The experiment’s purpose was to test the permanence of these structures. The experiment’s hypothesis was that they are both very plastic. Indeed this was found to be the case. Visual signal being carried from the retina to the audial cortex produced very similar patterns to what the visual cortex of a normal Ferret would later produce. This implied that the modified audial cortex was now capable of “seeing” and the modified visual cortex was now capable of “hearing”.

One comfort I take from these flurry of discoveries is that they fit in perfectly and beautifully with the modern evolutionary theory. It is very difficult to explain how the brain got to be so complex if all parts evolved by individual selection. But if we understand that these parts are developed as much from their enviornment as from their genes, we see a much more reasonable and explicable world. Understanding neuroplasticity has opened a whole new field of medical care, and has revolutionzed the world of so many. Some have also found applications of it in the so-called Brain-Computer Interface technolgy. But perhaps the greatest reward this discovery holds for us is the secret of how the brain actually works.

“Who wrote your questions?”

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Wow, watch this video of Joe Biden being asked the most ill-concieved questions I have ever seen.

This is a great example of how journalism should not be conducted – biased, leading questions loaded with buzzwords.  Not only that, but the buzzwords are the bias that lend itself to the leading of the questions.  Kudos to Biden for handling the situation well.

Hitchens on Palin

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Following in the footsteps of Jeffrey Sachs and Sam Harris, Hitchens throws in his tucents with this article attacking Palin’s religious bent and anti-science outlook.

The Burial of Jesus

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

One of the questions that we should be asking when considering the story of the burial of Jesus is: Does the account of the burial and resurrection of Jesus in the gospels match up with what is known about Jewish laws and traditions at the time?

This post will be my attempt to address this question succinctly. Onwards, skeptics!

Let us first take a look at the law concerning the burial of condemned men in the Mishnah:

They did not bury the condemned in the burial grounds of his ancestors, but there were two graveyards made ready for the use of the court, one for those who were beheaded or strangled, and one for those who were stoned or burned.(6.5e, f)

According to the Mishnah, since Jesus was accused as a blasphemer, he would be buried in the graveyard for the stoned or burned. The Mishnah explains further that only “when the flesh was completely decomposed were the bones gathered and buried in their proper place” (in this case, this would mean the ancestral tomb of Jesus).

It has been clearly shown according to Jewish law that Jesus could not be buried in a private tomb as he had to be placed with the criminals. The problem here is that the gospels clearly say that he was buried in a private tomb
(Matthew 27:60, Luke 23:53, John 19:41). So, does this mean that Jesus was not formally buried on Friday night?

Another interesting fact is that Jews were not allowed to bury their dead on the Sabbath or on the first day of any festival (according to the Talmud). Now, as the Mishnah requires prompt burial, Jews get around this by placing the corpse in a temporary grave before the real burial. Jesus supposedly died on the first day of Passover, and Joseph asked for the body right before the Sabbath. Therefore, there was no way that Joseph could have done all the burial rites. The only way to reconcile to gospel story of Jesus being buried in a private tomb would be if it actually refers to a temporary grave.

Now, let’s take a look at the Semahot:

Whosoever finds a corpse in a tomb should not move it from its place, unless he knows that this is a temporary grave.

By law, Joseph would have been required to place Jesus in a temporary grave. The body could not have been in Joseph’s tomb Sunday morning (where the Gospels claim the women visited it). Yes, they found it empty, but by law, by then his body would have to be in the Graveyard of the Stoned and Burned.

The story gets even more interesting when considering the myth of Jesus being raised from the dead on the third day. There is an interesting third-day pattern in the Midrash Rabbah, which is related to the Mishnah. It shows an overall third-day pattern in the current Jewish understanding of the dead.

Bar Kappara: “Until three days [after death] the soul keeps on returning to the grave, thinking that it will go back [into the body]; but when it sees that the facial features have become disfigured, it departs and abandons it [the body].”

The full force of mourning lasts for three days. Why? Because [for that length of time] the shape of the face is recognizable, even as we have learnt in the Mishnah: Evidence [to prove a man's death] is admissible only in respect of the full face, with the nose, and only [by one who has seen the corpse] within three days [after death].

From the Semahot:

One may go out to the cemetery for three days to inspect the dead for a sign of life, without fear that this smacks of heathen practice. For it happened that a man was inspected after three days, and he went on to live twenty-five years; still another went on to have five children and died later. (8.1)

Thus, in Jewish tradition, it was considered possible for a soul to reunite with its body within three days but not after that as sometime on the third day the soul realized the body was rotting, and then departed.

No, the burial story does not match up with what we know about Jewish law and ritual at the time. All I smell so far is a huge stink.

Responses to common Christian apologetic claims

Monday, October 27th, 2008

The Bible says the Earth is unsupported. (Job 26:7)
This is perhaps one of the best pick-and-choose Christian arguments, in which they single out a few Biblical verses that seemingly support modern science. Christians who make this claim seem to have forgotten to include certain verses (Job 38:4-6) which clearly state that the earth has foundations. This is in exact contradiction to the fact that the earth is unsupported. It even directly contradicts the earlier verse that Christians use to claim that the Earth is unsupported. Anyone seeking to reconcile the Biblical view to the modern scientific view certainly has more than enough passages to select from and interpret; while ignoring others that make the Bible sound like nothing more than a primitive attempt at understanding the world.

The Bible describes the water cycle in astounding detail. (Ecclesiastes 1:7)
Astounding detail? This is what the verse says:
“All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again.”

What is so astounding about that? The verse merely says that water returns to the source of the streams. It doesn’t mention anything about condensation or evaporation. This is merely wishful thinking on the part of anyone who deceives themselves into thinking that some sort of divine revelation happened here.

The Bible says the earth is round. (Isaiah 40:22)
The verse reads “He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth”. A circle is flat and without any volume (in contrast to a sphere). Newsflash: A circle and a sphere are not the same things. Isaiah 11:12 refers to the ‘four corners of the earth’. Why don’t mainstream Christians take that as the indicator of the earth’s shape? Telling, isn’t it?

The Bible has always proven to be factually correct.
Are these verses factually correct in light of modern science?

Leviticus 11:6- Rabbits chew their cud and have hooves.
Leviticus 11:20-23- Insects are four-legged, e.g. grasshoppers.

Do I need to go on?

The Bible is historically correct and consistent.

Really? Well, that must be news because as far as I know, Matthew 1:16 and Luke 3:23 cannot even agree regarding Jesus’ lineage. There are also historical records found in China, Egypt, etc. that show life going on normally during the exact time the global flood was alleged to have taken place. For a flood of such epic proportions, something stinks to high heaven (pardon the pun) here.

The Bible is reasonable.
Reasonable? Let’s take a look at Genesis 30:37-39. Did anyone tell you that shoving striped rods in front of animals causes them to have striped offspring? God really needs to learn a thing or two about basic genetics, don’t you think?

In Numbers 22:2-29, Balaam doesn’t seem the least bit surprised to discover that his donkey could suddenly speak. I suppose this must be because stuff like that used to happen every day in Biblical times although the Christian god has become strangely silent now.

Wait, all this is supposed to be reasonable? My bad.

Sorry, Christian apologists. You need to try harder next time.

5 Biblical Contradictions That’ll Make You Contradict Your Own Existence

Monday, October 27th, 2008

If you’ve actually read the bible then you know that contradictions appear more than Jesus on toast, yet it’s not often you see a strident believer standing on a soapbox and preaching the gospel of contradiction.  Instead, he’ll preach that it’s literal truth, or at least that it’s a bunch of helpful metaphors.  Either way you swing it, be it that truth and contradictions only work together when defining ‘oxymoron’, or that a metaphor that contradicts with another metaphor isn’t necessarily the best way to compare things, the bible is only as helpful as the eyes of those who colour it.
So i’ve taken it upon myself – with the help of your friendly neighborhood contradiction preachers – to paint this town red and give you the five best glaring contradictions from the bible, with some modern equivalents to put the proverbial cherry on top.

1. Animal before man? Or man before animal?

So we all know the story…Adam is lonelier than a prepubescent WOW addict so God brings him some animals to name.

The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone.  I will make a helper suitable for him.  Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the beasts of the field and all the birds of the air.  He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. [Genesis 18-19]

What the preachers of contradiction have to say about it:

Modern equivalent:

Moderator: Senator McCain, are Americans better off than they were 8 years ago?
McCain: I think you could argue that Americans overall are better off.

Reporter: Senator, you do not believe we are better off by any means than we were 8 years ago
McCain: Oh no…no. (assuredly).

2. Two animals? Or seven animals?

So God didn’t know if he created man or animal first.  So what, we all have brain burps once and awhile.  Surely he must have understood how many animals needed to be put on Noahs ark for them to procreate and once again populate the earth… right?  Two seems reasonable…

You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you.  Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. [Genesis 6:19]

What the preachers of contradiction have to say about it:

Modern equivalent:

McCain: We let spending get completely out of control.  Of course those tax cuts have to remain perminent.

McCain: I voted against the tax cuts

McCain; I voted to extend them

McCain: I voted against the tax cut

McCain: I’ve always been for tax cuts

3. It is finished? Or Father, into your hands I commend my spirit?

God didn’t have the greatest track record through the old testament.  It was violent, barbaric, and nationalistic.  “No wonder it had contradictions,” you say.  “It was so clearly written by man.”…Right?

What you really mean, to take the words right out of Anne Coulter’s mouth, is that the New Testament corrected the Old Testament, contradictions and all.  Unfortunately, the writers of the NT weren’t any less prone to human folly than those who wrote the OT.

According to the way most people contrast the OT and NT, one could reasonably expect Jesus’ last words to be something along the lines of “God, I hath forsaken your Old Testament,” or “Father, I know you were drunk when you wrote the Old Testament.  I’m honoured to have corrected your mistakes.”

Instead Jesus said this:

Jesus called out with a loud voice, “Father, into your hands I commend my spirit.” When he had said this, he breathed his last. [Luke 23:46]

What the preachers of contradiction have to say about it:

Modern equivalent:

Moderator: Senator McCain, you have said repeatedly quote “I know alot less about economics than I do about military informed policy issues.  I still need to be educated.
McCain: Actually, I don’t know where you got that quote from.

McCain: I’ve got to convince people because of my extensive background on the economy and knowledge.

McCain: I don’t have that kind of expertise to know whether exactly he has cut interest rates sufficiently or not.

4. Simon of Cyrene? Or Jesus of Nazareth?

Contradictions aside, the story of Jesus’ crucifixion is stupefyingly mortifying.  They beat him, lashed him, cut him, stuck a ring of thorns around his head, and then made him carry the very device upon which he would die…

So the soldiers took charge of Jesus.  Carrying his own cross, he went out to the place of the Skull.  Here they crucified him…[John 19:17-18]

What the preachers of contradiction have to say about it:

Modern equivalent:

McCain: Neither party should be defined by pandering to the outreaches of American  politics and the agents of intolerance whether they be Lewis Farrakhan or Al Sharpton on the left or Pat Robertson or Jerry Falwell on the right.

Reporter: Do you believe that Jerry Falwell is still an agent of intolerance?
McCain: No I don’t

5. Judas committed suicide? Or Judas fell?

Now imagine you’re Judas.  Jesus is dead, and you ratted him out.  In other words, you narked out the one and only son of God – the one who was sent here to die for the sins of all mankind.  Surely that must weigh heavy on your conscience.  It only follows that you’re first option might be to just off yourself…

So Judas thew the money into the temple and left.  Then he went away and hanged himself. [Matthew 27:5]

What the preachers of contradiction have to say about it:

Modern equivalent:

McCain: We either keep our word or we don’t keep our word.  I intend to keep my word to the American people.
Me: See aforementioned contradictions.

* All biblical quotations are from the New International Version (NIV)

* McCain quote sources:
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Lack of Miracles Puzzles Theologians

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Theologians are baffled today at the complete failure of divine intervention to prevent a recent global wave of starvation, war, and social strife.

“We’re really at a loss,” remarked renowned Christian theologian Alister McGrath. “Yesterday, thousands of people lived, and even died, in a state of extreme undernourishment, which totally defies expectations.” Mr. McGrath explained that “[n]ormally, the case has been that massive, starving populations are fed by manna from heaven, but yesterday everything was totally different.”

Regarding new numbers from this evening projecting an ongoing famine throughout sub-Saharan Africa, McGrath said that “hopefully, everything will be back to normal soon” and recommended increased levels of piety for at least the next 72 hours.

Meanwhile, Muslim theologian Imran Nazar Hosein expressed similar befuddlement over continuing violent strife in Darfur, Iraq, southeastern Europe, and in numerous acts of criminal violence worldwide. “We would expect that, in times like these, God, who is perfectly good and all-powerful, would just make an overt declaration that peace-making is morally good,” he said. “But for the past several days at least, soldiers as young as 12 have been sent to the battlefield in the Sudan, and we’re even getting reports of malevolent acts taking place in the United States itself.”

“We’d probably have to revise the textbooks over this one,” he continued, “if the textbooks weren’t infallible.”

Jewish scholar Shmuley Boteach could not be reached for comment as he was attending a conference on reports of increasingly violent anti-Semitism in Russia and Iran.

“According to all of our best current models, now should be the time that the Virgin Mary appears in a blinding flash of light and shocks all humanity into productive introspection on our inherently sinful nature,” remarked Catholic theologian Joseph “Pope Benedict XVI” Ratzinger. His laboratory in Italy, the well-funded global headquarters for theological inquiry in the field of Catholicism, is still puzzling over data suggesting that the Virgin Mary may have failed to prevent as many as 12 violent deaths in Iraq yesterday.

Ratzinger later said that his crack team of theologians is now combing pictures of windows, unusual cloud formations, and geological simulacra for some evidence of recent Marian activity that “might not have been as blinding as we would like.”

“Our main concern is that yesterday’s events will help fuel speculation by fringe outsiders that there may be an alternative explanation for why things are the way they are,” warned Protestant theologian Jack T. Chick. “But all the data to date suggests that if we just sit tight and continue praying as normal, God will eventually behave in a manner consistent with the established facts of theology.”

Richard Dawkins, a prominent off-the-mainstream theologian whose “There Probably Isn’t a God” theory has proven unpopular with the theological community, released a statement on his website this morning, saying that “[t]his is just one more crack in the crumbling edifice of establishment theology” and hoping that, “in light of this new evidence,” competing theories such as his will one day be taught in public seminary classrooms around the world.

Day in the Life of a Militant Atheist

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

I woke up today, Sunday, my least favorite day of the week.

I started my day by saluting a poster of Comrade Stalin for one hour. I love Comrade Stalin and I believe that his method is the most contemporary and clearly thought out method for dealing with religion.

Then I went down to some of the local churches, mosques, and synagogues and threw eggs at the idiots as they went in.

I may have been afraid of defending themselves, as they clearly outnumber atheists about 9-1, but as the critics of outspoken atheists have always pointed out that the religious are defenseless victims of ceaseless attacks from people like Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, and Sam Harris.

I am so glad that Dawkins has tenderized these people for me, otherwise they might overpower me as I spend my whole day taunting them. Especially since your typical gun-toting, fanatical sports fan athletic Texan spends his Sunday mornings at church. They merely cowered at my egg throwing tyranny because they were so injured by the books of the new Atheists. Lucky me!

After that I go to salute my picture of Comrade Stalin again, and luckily for me I am able to go to a meeting with my fellow militant atheists. Since our numbers are so vast as to threaten the religious majorities they won’t stand a chance.  It will be just like the Stalinist purges all over again.

First we have contests as to who hates religious people the most, especially those in our own families. Whoever wins at the meetings is entered into a raffle to win copies of the Koran flushed down the toilet in Guantanamo Bay. I hope I win. I punched my Catholic mom in the face for atheism.

After spending another hour saluting Comrade Stalin, I make my way to bed. I hope that I will dream of a better world, with Richard Dawkins as emperor in which all drinking water is milk tears from the hurt feelings of the faithful.
Mwuahahahahahahahahaha!

PS. This post was an exercise in catharsis.

Secular convocation vs fundie radio

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

So I’ve been having a media circus in Edmonton here over trying to change one line from the convocation charge. The best so far was the radio interview I agreed to without looking into (I still would have done it had I known).

The station is AM 930 The Light. On their website is featured ads for Focus on the Family and Christ Centred Professionals Club (among others). This showed me that it would be a very en”light”ening interview.

I recorded the stream and posted it on my blog. Check it out there and see how far into the call ins you can get (hint: they advertise Expelled several times).

…but on the other hand, you have different fingers

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

All our posts here @theEdger are shadowed by the editors after publication, and usually corrected for any grammatical errors. This is one post that requires none, even though the opposite might seem true. There are no grammatical errors here!

On another subject, did you know that Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. I mean, buffaloes from Buffalo that buffaloes from Buffalo buffalo (bully), buffalo other buffaloes from Buffalo. Okay, we all knew that one.

Here’s another one of my favourites: A bicycle cannot stand on its own, it is two tired.

It is not much of a surprise that we are capable of producing an infinite amount of such sentences. It is also not a surprise that we enjoy them so very much. A good chunk of humour comes from the breaking of known patterns. Language is one of those things that is totally rigid in it’s fluidity. Humour arising from sentence structure can take on many forms. It can come through homonymy as in the buffalo buffalo case above, it can come through homophony as in the bicycle case above, it can come through capitonymy, or much lesser so, through polysemes.

Chomsky gave us “colourless green ideas sleep furiously” to show that grammar definitely comes out of the brain, as opposed to the previous belief that it is elucidated by our surroundings. The fancy names mentioned above hardly matter to our brain. Whether we know them or not, we can still enjoy such words. So apparently it is really easy to violate the rules of language, or at least those of a language like English.

But sentences are always more fun than words. Limericks, some poetry, and those dreaded lists the Internet bemoaning the English language all try to make us laugh. Some can leave us captivated for hours. And nothing does this better than garden path sentences. These are those sentences that intentionally try to fool our parsers by usually laying out deceptive function words or words out of context. It always seems like they lack a ‘that’ or a ‘of’, but they don’t, and figuring out how they make sense is the fun part.

Probably the most common one is ‘The horse raced past the barn fell.’ We initially try to parse it as being about a horse that is racing past a barn. But when we reach the ‘fell’, we notice that not only does that word not fall in a verb phrase like it should, but it does not complete any traces either. We have been deceived. Then you read it over and convince yourself that all that’s needed to make sense of the sentence is punctuation. Then you read it over again, and in a flash realize that no commas or periods or connecting words are required. What is actually being said is: The horse (that was) raced past the barn…fell. Fun indeed!

Here are some other good ones, see if you can figure them out if you haven’t done them before.

Throw the cow over the fence some hay.
The cotton clothing is made from grows in Mississippi.
The old man the boat.
They told the boy that the girl met the story.
The tycoon sold the offshore oil tracts for a lot of money wanted to kill JR.

This final one I discovered last night, and not have yet been able to figure out. Help?

The daughter of king’s son admires himself.

EDIT ~ 10 minutes after initial post

k I just figured it out! I’ve striked out the answer so that it’s not easy to read and you can avoid it if you want to figue it out on your own.

The himself is used as a third person masculine reflexive pronoun. The third person is key. The himself refers to the king’s son. You can think of it in the same way someone asks you “How are you?” and you respond “Not so bad, yourself?” That ‘yourself‘ is a third person reflexive, just like the himself in the sentence. This usage probably comes from middle- or olde-English. The usage is now barely alive. Enough to help us generate sneaky gardenpaths I suppose.

Take 3 seconds from your life to save 3 lives – right now!

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Please could everyone sign this petition to help prevent a family from being deported back to Iran. It will take 3 or 4 seconds and you would be helping. It is times like these where all of us, faithful or faithless, agnostic or atheist, can join to save a human life. This, right here, is what we are fighting for. Stop reading this and click on the link! Copy and paste it to your Facebook or blog accounts.

URL: http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/talented-young-artist-and-family-under-threat-of-deportation-to-iran.html

Thank you for helping.

Why I am an Ex-Muslim, Part #1

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Whilst I find biographical writing egotistical in most cases, I hope to indulge here in a trajectory of thought rather than a life. I hope to show my own severing of the Islamic veil, which shrouded everything within its bleak dichotomous imagery, and how it is that ex-Muslims are a rarity. Though we are growing in number, there are not many who are willing to openly criticise Islam – I consider this to be part laziness, part apathy and part incredulity by “moderate” Muslims.The major reasons and criticisms will be dealt with in the second part.

Is it racist to loathe some one’s nonevidential-based and metaphysical beliefs? I do not think so. If this were true, I’d be considered alongside the person who decided “Whites Only” was a good sign to make on park-benches. We do not find black people declaring themselves ex-black, or white people declaring themselves ex-white. To say then that I am a racist is incorrect. I was Muslim, now I am no longer.

The question then is why declare oneself by what one is not. Why focus on being an ex-Muslim?

Power in Words

Defining oneself by a negative is something we as sceptics and atheists often have to puzzle over. Indeed, such a sentence might itself preclude this notion. I have said and I will continue to say that atheism is not a thing, a group, a set of goals. It is not a group of people clamouring for their world view to be adopted, since it is not a world-view. It comes close to be meaninglessness as air comes to being an ocean breeze. Indeed, the harshest critiques of labelling arises from amongst the “upper” echelons of the pursuit of reason.

Sam Harris in his address at Atheist Alliance in 2007, picks up on this theme of racism and atheism too, when he states:

Attaching a label to something carries real liabilities, especially if the thing you are naming isn’t really a thing at all. And atheism, I would argue, is not a thing. It is not a philosophy, just as “non-racism” is not one. Atheism is not a worldview—and yet most people imagine it to be one and attack it as such. We who do not believe in God are collaborating in this misunderstanding by consenting to be named and by even naming ourselves. So, let me make my somewhat seditious proposal explicit: We should not call ourselves “atheists.” We should not call ourselves “secularists.” …  “humanists,” or “secular humanists,” or “naturalists,” or “skeptics,” or “anti-theists,” or “rationalists,” or “freethinkers,” or “brights.”

We should not call ourselves anything. We should go under the radar—for the rest of our lives. And while there, we should be decent, responsible people who destroy bad ideas wherever we find them.

No doubt, my dear readers, some of you will already have objections to this. Whilst I am not dealing with atheism in general, the application to ex-Muslim can be seen as a two-pronged defence: To labeling ourselves atheists and maintaining the use of ex-Muslim.

The main reason: No, there is no such thing as non-racism. But there was a very prominent, destructive, irrational and un-evidential claim known as racism. But we can not deny the activism of “black consciousness”; No reasonable person today would support my country’s history of apartheid. Yet during that time, people proudly – but sometimes in secrete for fear of reprisal – called themselves “anti-apartheid activists”. Yet would any of us today call ourselves “anti-apartheid”? Well, yes, if there was an apartheid to oppose.

Similarly, the tide must turn with faith. I believe it must be eradicated, for good if we are to even grasp at the near-infinite beauty of a good life. No: We do not call ourselves non-astrologers, as Harris states. Nonetheless, just as it needed activism to render most people’s accepted world-view of “race” into something aversive, I think it will take such “activism” to render faith into the vice it is. But this is for another article.

I believe, then, that the use of reason effectively dealt with racism, such that only stragglers and madmen could present themselves proudly as racists today. Similarly, with faith: It too is a great retardation of intelligence. But one so great that even those who do not have “faith” sometimes think it must be sacred, left to its own devices, “it’s not harming anyone” (those I call IDGAFS1).

And a form of faith that has coiled into a great fist, smashing the ground beneath our feet, is Islam. All religions have their horrors and their extremists, no one denies this. Essentially, it is our main point in critiquing it: Religion is man-made. That must be religion’s most salient and nocuous property.

And no more so demonstrated than through the repugnant, almost childish knee-jerk reactions from fundamentalist Muslims. Having unwoven the threads of caustic intellectual abuse, by the hands of the vice of faith, I can finally step back to see this for what it is. But there are no woods to step out of to see trees of respect, love, or reason. Faith would have us cover our eyes and just nod to shadows. Islam, being what it is, as dangerous as it is, would send those shadows out to fight. It is time to fight back.

We know what a terrible darkness such shadows of truth hold.

The Triumph of Reason

I can admit something I was never very proud of before: I do not think I ever truly believed in a god or afterlife. Along with probably most of you, I am the addressee of Pascal’s Pensées: He who is so made that he can not believe. I learnt the Quran – and still know it – from beginning to end. I can read and write in Arabic. It is a very beautiful language and the incredible aesthetic beauty of its script no less appealing.

But what does the Quran say? If you had asked me that after I had read it the first time, then proceeded to memorise it, I would have stared at you blankly.

As we speak, there are approximately 1.2 billion Muslims in the world, comprising 22% of world. The results may vary but we can assume this: There’s a lot. Of those, I’m an uncertain how many of those are children of Muslim parents (did you flinch when you thought of “Muslim children”?). We can safely say though that millions of children around the world are taught to read, learn and recite in Arabic without understanding a word they’re saying.

I did not know I was reading this, when I recited:

98:6 Lo! those who disbelieve, among the People of the Scripture and the idolaters, will abide in fire of hell. They are the worst of created beings.

88:23-24 But whoso is averse and disbelieveth /Allah will punish him with direst punishment.

These are mere tips of growing icebergs, as fundamentalists freeze ancient ideas into growing pandemics of destruction.

Perhaps your own thoughts can formulate on why it is dangerous to learn in a language you essentially do not speak, to learn sentences you would not condone. I do not condone murder or destruction or harm to any person, yet here I was, learning verses spoken by “Allah Himself” (via Jibreel, to Muhammad, to the scribes, to etc.). Who was I to question my duty as a Muslim?

I attended seven madrassas. At each one, I was physically abused by the jaded jackals of god’s word. If we did not pronounce certain Arabic letters correctly, our fingers were bleeding after a good dose of punishment by a cane. We were yelled at, screamed at, hair was torn out in anger as we were not feeling Allah’s power and grace and beauty. It is neither hard nor uncommon to consider such occurences and perhaps that’s what makes it so wrong. A lot of my ex-Muslim friends also went through similar conditions. All this amidst a growing society, fresh from the battle against oppression – a society still licking its war-wounds and scrambling for some semblance of stability.

I neither consider myself scarred, harmed or abused to any great degree. I am neither angry at those men nor wish them harm. In a sense, I thank them for instilling the most powerful seed that resides in the human mind: Doubt.

We all know the foundation for stable thought in analysis begins with Cogito ergo sum. Yet, we must also remember Dubito ergo Cogito (I doubt, therefore I think), THEN Cogito ergo sum. I found myself wondering, if god’s love is so great, his power so immense, why do I constantly feel nothing but the biting cain against my knuckles?; Why do I feel nothing but paper when I touch the Quran?; and where is that rapturous experience that exudes from all the imams and mullahs I had interacted with?

It was then that stumbled across the most important book in my life: The Satanic Verses. It was to render that doubt into reason, to turn my apathy into action and so stabilise why I think being an outspoken ex-Muslim is important…

ENDNOTES

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1. Idgafs are not necessarily “not giving a frack”, as the term suggests, but they are primarily nonbelievers who treat faith as something that should not be attacked, mocked, criticised, or at least attempted to be understood using emotion. Most nonbelievers I know are like this, even though they would be supporting me in any other area to promote reason.

Friday Five

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Every Friday the crew here at Edger will rank the top five blog posts, videos, science news, and anything else of interest to the freethought community.

5. On the Evolutionary Origins of Religion

The cultural naturalism report brings us this descriptive post on the debate over the evolutionary origins of religion.

“The divide on the question of the naturalistic origins of religion is between the adaptationists and the by-product theorists. The adaptationists are led by David Sloan Wilson and Jonathan Haidt, while Daniel Dennett is the major proponent of the religion-as-a-by-product hypothesis. In this essay, I outline the issue briefly and mention some implications of these ideas.”

4. Daylight Atheism: Advice to an Atheist

Deacon Duncan from the evangelical realism blog gives us this well reasoned and contemplative analysis of how an atheist should act during a particular case of public prayer.

“By standing during the prayer, and visibly pledging to support the community without sacrificing their personal principles, atheists can lead by example, demonstrating that tolerance can be helpful, non-violent, and principled.”

3. Why ‘Stayin’ Alive’ could literally save your life

In another awesome mix of science and music, scientists at the university of Illinois have discovered an ingenious way to ensure people conducting CPR achieve the ideal number of compressions per minute to resuscitate the heart.

“Nadkarni said he has seen ‘Stayin’ Alive’ work wonders in classes where students were having trouble keeping the right beat while practicing on mannequins.  When he turned on the song, ‘all of a sudden, within just a few seconds, they get it right on the dot.’”

2. All aboard the atheist bus campaign

The Atheist Bus Campaign finally got underway this week in London, with Richard Dawkins matching donations.  Ariane Sherine wrote about the campaign in the Guardian.  This was definitely worthy of the number one spot this week, simply because of the exposure and controversy it will generate.

“Your donations will give atheism a more visible presence in the UK, generate debate, brighten people’s day on the way to work, and hopefully encourage more people to come out as atheists. As Richard Dawkins says: “This campaign to put alternative slogans on London buses will make people think – and thinking is anathema to religion.”"

1. CFI Pushes Back Against Religious Restrictions on Free Expression

And Edger’s number one spot this week goes to Austin Dacey and the Center for Inquiry, who represented those who believe in freedom of speech at the ninth session of the United Nations Human Rights Council in Geneva, Switzerland.  CFI has been working alongside the International Humanist and Ethical Union (IHEU) to combat the defamation of religions enactment.

“Austin Dacey drafted and read a statement urging the Council to abandon the dangerous notion of the defamation of religions, asserting: “Rights belong to individuals, not ideas. . . . Belief depends on the freedom to doubt, to dissent, to discover.””


Preaching to the choir

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

At times I find it hard to write here.

First there’s the time commitment. I maintain my own blog, with a post or two per day, I try to write for my student newspaper’s opinion every couple of weeks, I have a club to keep running, outreaching to other regional clubs, maintaining campaigns, planning a week’s worth of events in January for my engineering club, participating in off-campus groups and events, keeping myself fed and my apartment clean, and on top of all that, actually putting some time and effort into school. But after several years of university, I’ve learned the art of time management versus procrastination. There is always time to write (I’m writing this from class right now).

Next, there’s the scale of the writing. Oftentimes, Edger gets a vast amount of in depth, long articles. They’re well-written and cover a lot of philosophical and scientific ground. However, my writing style isn’t always akin to that. Sometimes I just want to post a link (which I do from time-to-time when I find interesting ones that aren’t covered yet), other times (like this) I feel like just rambling until I feel like I’ve made my point (read: I never proof read my work, it just kind of flows from my head). Basically, I’m saying that I doubt that I’ll ever be writing long philosophical treatises here (but kudos to those who do). Although, again, this doesn’t really prevent me from contributing short articles frequently.

What I think is my current biggest stumbling block is the issue of audience.

I’ve written on most of the religion topics before. I’ve read most of them again and again and again. It’s sometimes refreshing to see a new take on a familiar issue, but that’s a rare gem in a sea of redundancy. I also assume that most of the readers (and definitely the authors) here are in the same boat.

There are a few articles that go up here that stir the pot, addressing global warming, nuclear energy, and other somewhat controversial, but secular topics, that for a short term spark some interest, but for those to become the norm would be to remove the original goals of Edger.

So what we end up with, is a sort of secular circle jerk of preaching to the same old choir. (I realize the sad irony that this issue has likely been written on on countless blogs before). Whereas my writings for The Gateway reach an broad audience of upwards of 30,000 students (who don’t all agree with me), and even my blog (since my blast of political posts through the election) reaches a range from secularists to socialists to physics aficionados (and most importantly, my friends).

Yet for the time being, I’ll continue begrudgingly contributing to Edger, hoping that in some way we can break free from a base audience of tech-savvy “New Atheists” and routinely reach the greater public. The only problem being, I have no clue how we do that.

UAAA keeps fighting for secular convocation

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

My group made the front of the city section of the local paper today, in our crusade for a secular convocation.

It’s been a busy few months, but we’ve finally ascertained meetings with the right levels of administration and could potentially see this resolved by the end of November (university administrations move pretty slowly).

Here’s an exerpt (the full story will be taken down in 30 days, after which you can find it on my blog):

A student group at the University of Alberta is fighting to make the school’s convocation ceremony a God-free event.

Specifically, the U of A Atheists and Agnostics society objects to one line in the service, when the chancellor charges graduates to use their degrees for “the glory of God and the honour of your country.”

The group is petitioning the university to either remove the line or change the wording to respect their “God-optional” views.

The god-optional refers to the last story the Edmonton Journal ran on my group.

In Defense of Nuclear Power

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Ontario sees a good amount of pro-nuclear-energy advertising every year. But we also see loads of anti-nuclear-everything protests here. At the University of Ottawa, I saw protests & pickets on the subject on almost a weekly basis. Most of them came from arts students who honestly didn’t know much about the subject.
To me, nuclear energy is one of those things that has been labeled bad only because of it’s association with nuclear weapons.

A world that is looking to combat poverty while reducing it’s natural-resource consumption is in an disagreeable state – at least so without the right technologies. None of the new clean technologies we have yet promise a large output for a small input. It’d be the greatest thing in the world if they did, but they don’t yet. And Coal energy is not at all sustainable for many many reasons. Hydroelectric and natural gas power have similar problems. While yielding decent amounts of energy, they cannot support the massive demand for it we have created and further foresee. At least not without ripping the nutrients out of every body of flowing water on Earth anyway. And of course small chemical plants are out of the question.

We fear nuclear weapons not because they are sloppy, but precisely because they are powerful. So if we applied the same technology to our energy concerns, would be result not be positive? Reprocessing can potentially recover large amounts of uranium and plutonium from spent-fuels. Our current technology does not allow for too much, but we can’t advance the study if so many keep objecting to further research. Many also consider spent-fuel storage to be another big problem, but this is exactly where the misunderstanding lies. The space we use for waste storage is not any more than that taken up by the waste produced by our current unclean technologies.

Another common concern is the high cost of operation. This is where subjectivity prevails. Building a nuclear power plant, maintaining safety standards, disposing of nuclear waste, all cost a lot of money. This would mean that governments that implement this system would have to lay out heavy subsidies. Many would of course be opposed to this, but considering what is on the line, I don’t think this is the worst option. The right side of the equation gives us large outputs of power, with no air/carbon pollution.

The only noticeable effects occur in governmental offices where large capital costs incur, and in research labs where loads of work needs to be done. The public enjoys a clean environment and high reliability. One beautiful scenario that comes to mind is of central African countries sharing a powergrid and splitting the costs to fulfil their hunger for energy. Of course thousands of these scenarios would be repeated around the world.

Now is one of those times in history, from when our decisions and choices will affect our long-term future. It is not immediately clear if nuclear energy is indeed the answer, but let’s not block it’s progress before we get conclusive results on it. Wind, solar, and other green techs are very fanciful, but it might be a while before we can get them to suit our exact needs. So while researching to feed our current needs, why don’t we shift over to a cleaner, more productive technology?

Can it get any more pathetic?

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Every once in a while you come across something so outrageous and sad that you almost think that it is all a big parody, except for the fact that it is 100% real. Next, you think that humanity is more messed up than you ever imagined, and you are even more horrified when you realize that a large segment of the population actually buys into that particular brand of lunacy.

Case in point: The Expelled DVD.

Okay, the fact that Expelled is a pile of dishonest claptrap is old news. The drama by the IDists after getting epically humiliated countless times over the movie is also old news. Nothing could make Expelled even more of a failure, right?

Wrong, of course. When it comes to the IDists, nothing is too absurd or too unbelievable. Are you ready for the latest cringe-worthy truckload of FAIL regarding the Expelled movie? Get ready for it now….

The person who wrote the promotional blurb for the cover of the Expelled DVD is Ben Stein himself.

“I love this film!” –Ben Stein

Let that sink in for a bit, folks.

Ben Stein wrote the cover blurb for his own movie. Ben Stein wrote the cover blurb for his own movie. Ben Stein wrote the cover blurb for his own movie. Ben Stein wrote the cover blurb for his own movie. Ben Stein wrote the cover blurb for his own movie.

Can it get any more pathetic than that?

It seems like good old Stein couldn’t even get some church leader to promote his terrible movie, and he had to resort to the usual self-praising games just like his compatriot William Dembski, who wrote positive reviews of his own book at Amazon under different names.

Those IDists are like a train wreck that has greatly surpassed the point of being funny, but somehow we can’t seem to stop watching and cringing.

Oh, the failure! Oh, the comedy! Will it ever stop?

Tracy Kerlee is What’s Wrong About America

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

What do you get when you combine a huge steaming pile of “faith”, sprinkled with a bit of xenophobia and racism? Meet Tracy Kerlee, who is being interviewed in this video by the PBS news show ‘NOW’ -

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Islamic death sentence for blasphemy thrown out

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

The Associated Press reported that today a journalism student at Balkh University in Afghansitan had his death sentence overturned. The crime? Blasphemy.

The student was convicted earlier this year for distributing “offensive” material he had found on the internet, pertaining to individual freedoms. His original fate was bleak, but the 20 years behind bars he received today cannot be much brighter.

The student was not allowed a lawyer during his trial, and his first one lasted just five minutes. While his family is relieved to hear that their son’s original sentence has been overturned, they are still campaigning for his release.

Religion does not work

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

In yet another example of ‘unholy’ behavior by the supposed guardians of holiness, churches are buying insurance policies to pay off people who have been sexually abused by the clergy.

Although nobody is claiming that religion is the one and only cause of sexual abuse in the church, this shows that religion does not work. Religion does not help us lead a moral life, religion does not help priests keep their hands to themselves, religion does not make people less likely to commit crimes, religion does not ensure that people would behave, and the list goes on. Abstinence and celibacy simply do not work, even when proclaimed to be holy in the name of religion. They do not work even when people are threatened with hellfire because going against basic biology does not work.

People who still think that sexual abuse is not a problem among supposedly ‘celibate’ clergy need to start confronting reality before more innocent people are scarred for life because religious institutions are not willing to face the obvious fact that religion does not work.

Can a moral theory succeed in modifying human behavior?

Monday, October 20th, 2008

One of the most profound accomplishments of the Enlightenment is the idea that a ethics from the ground up can succeed in establishing robust moral principles without the necessary intervention of any kind of objective moral lawgiver giving us ethics from the top down. In a recent essay for philosophical academia, I argued that even if a moral theory that successfully provides a sound, internally coherent, rigorous map of how humans ought to behave could be derived from unchallengeable premises, such a theory could not in principle be successful in modifying human behavior.

I felt this for a number of reasons, some scientific and some abstract. Because I know that Edger’s audience consists mostly in freakin’ brilliant navigators of the human condition of all stripes, I have decided to here briefly summarize and expand my argument into three primary points for your consideration. I can think of no finer peer review process than letting Edger’s readers be the first to examine, discuss, and hopefully dissect my argument.

It seems implicit in the act of moral theory-making that the moral philosopher wants to present some system for advising rational moral actors in how to respond to problems. Even if only a slim minority of people know what “utilitarianism” means, the utilitarian moral philosopher still has at least some interest in having other real people maximize goods and minimize harms. It is in this respect that I think no moral theory can succeed.

First, let me define a what I mean by a “moral theory:” a moral theory is any behavioral heuristic that compels one to respond to moral dilemmas by evaluating the morally salient features of those dilemmas. For example: “I want to maximize goodness while minimizing harmfulness” is probably the most intuitive moral theory ever devised. It meets my definition of a moral theory because, given a moral problem, the theory asks you to look at morally salient features of the problem (the “goodness” and the “harmfulness” of your choices) and to make a decision. By contrast, “flip a coin” is not a moral theory, even if it is a heuristic for solving moral dilemmas. Flipping a coin is completely irrelevant to the moral right or wrong of a particular choice, and so even if it could guide your behavior, it would not meet my definition of a moral theory. My definition of a moral theory is not, I think, controversial.

That really is the only definition you need (as a philosophy student, I know that 95% of philosophy is a morbid obsession with definitions, so I’m glad that my argument only needs one!) for my argument to proceed. Here, then, are two good reasons for why no moral theory can succeed in modifying human behavior:

1. The morally salient features of moral dilemmas are often less important than morally inert factors in deciding how people respond to those dilemmas.

Ok, so what do I mean by this? Basically I mean that, even if people think that they are responding to a moral dilemma by evaluating right and wrong, this is often an illusion. Instead, people are often mislead by completely morally irrelevant devices such as framing effects. A framing effect is any effect on your responses to a problem caused by something like how a problem is phrased or presented. Walter Sinnott-Armstrong’s fantastic Framing Moral Intuitions from his 2008 compendium Moral Psychology vol.2 (there are three volumes) discusses a number of these effects.

Sinnott-Armstrong cites a 1981 study by Tversky and Kahneman in which subjects were asked to choose between two risky treatment plans for an imaginary impending disease outbreak. For half of the subjects, one of the imaginary treatment plans will definitely save exactly one third of those infected. The other treatment plan has a 1 in 3 chance of saving everyone and a 2 in 3 chance of saving no one.

For the other half of the subjects, one of the imaginary treatment plans will definitely kill exactly two-thirds of those infected and the other treatment plan has a 1 in 3 chance that nobody will die and a 2 in 3 chance that everyone will die.

It should be obvious that, objectively speaking, both groups had the same exact plans. However, the unconscious influence of the “save” vs. “kill” in this study produced a dramatic effect: 72% percent of people chose the safer treatment in the first instance, but only 22% chose the safer treatment in the second instance. This is an obvious example of a morally irrelevant feature of a problem actually influencing peoples’ decisions: a rational moral theory would target the morally salient features of these dilemmas (who lives and who dies), but as we see here, the rightness or wrongness of an answer was completely overwhelmed by the morally irrelevant question of how the experimenters worded the problem.

Another study by Petrinovich and O’Neill found that, not only can framing effects take place within problems, they can even take place between problems. In a 1996 study, they presented four different groups of subjects with the same three dilemmas, only they offered them in a different order for each group of subjects. Some groups started off with a dilemma whose most beneficial choice involved action, others a dilemma whose most beneficial choice involved inaction. In short, the researchers found that the order in which certain problems were presented had a statistically significant impact on peoples’ answers to those questions. Again, this is an example where a trivial fact of presentation actually overrode a neutral sample’s moral judgments.

The final example I’ll offer (but by no means the final example in the literature; further data can be provided on request) comes from a 2007 study performed by four behavioral psychologists that tried to look at factors completely outside the scope of moral dilemmas. This study, by Schnall, Haidt, Clore, and Jordan, had two groups of subjects sit at a desk and give answers to written moral dilemmas. For one group, the desks were neat and tidy. For another group, the desks were filthy, with a trashcan full of old wrappers and food within sight nearby. Those seated at the filthy desks delivered far harsher moral judgments than those seated at the clean desk. The point here is clear: completely irrelevant trivialities have the power to override moral judgments in truly profound ways.

Why this is a problem for a successful moral theory is obvious: if the morally salient features of dilemmas are less relevant than irrelevancies to moral decision-making, then a moral theory is completely barking up the wrong tree in terms of guiding behavior.

2. Fast and frugal amoral heuristics can override strong moral judgments.

One possible objection to my first area of argumentation would be that “well, maybe these guys got a bit confused by the wording of some problems, but there are obviously some real-life moral problems that you just can’t mess up with a framing effect.”

Suppose I told you that a completely amoral wrinkle in a situation can lead 500 good, liberal men to murder over a thousand Jews.

Gerd Gigerenzer’s 2008 essay Moral Intuition = Fast and Frugal Heuristics?: quotes Christopher Browning’s 1993 Ordinary Men in telling a story about 500 German men, from the liberal middle-class of generally Nazi-hostile Hamburg, who carried out an order to round up and massacre more than a thousand innocent, unarmed civilians from an undefended civilian area.

The commanding officer received the order, and he assembled his men. He told them the orders, but then said that anyone who wanted to opt out of the mission could do so without punishment. Fewer than 3% of them opted out. The rest carried out their orders, despite having graphic, physical reactions of anguish and horror all the while. These men were not evil. Most of them probably knew what they were doing was wrong. So why did they do it?

They did it because of a fast, frugal, completely amoral behavioral heuristic: Don’t break ranks. Gigerenzner goes on to provide a wealth of data defending the existence of this heuristic. Another heuristic that is massively substantiated by the data: if there is a default, do nothing about it. The example here is organ donation: America’s organ donation apparatus has the default position being that one is not an organ donor, France’s organ donation apparatus has the default position being that one is an organ donor. Even though high numbers of Americans report endorsing organ donation, only 28% opt in. In France, where a roughly equal number of people endorse organ donation, only 1% opts out. Where the default is, so goes the majority.

Notice that neither of these heuristics has anything to do with morality. Whether or not all your friends are doing it (”don’t break ranks”) has literally no bearing whatsoever on the goodness of that action, and yet as we have seen, it is a far keener influence on human behavior than on any moral theory (nearly all of which would probably describe murdering innocent civilians just for being Jewish as being morally prohibited). The “go with the default” heuristic is the same story. Any utilitarian moral story will tell you that, on the balance, you should probably be an organ donor. And yet only 28% of people opt into the system. But, all of the best evidence demonstrates that “it is the default rule rather than alleged preferences that explains most people’s behavior” (Gigerenzer 2008).

This is another clear problem for moral theory-making: if even morally unthinkable scenarios can be occluded by completely amoral confounding factors, such as whether or not all of your friends are doing it too, then is anything sacred?

Formalization:

(1) If heuristic x is a moral theory, then x should be expected to provide guidance for moral behavior.
(1a) If heuristic x is a moral theory that should be expected to provide guidance for moral behavior, then x does so based on the morally salient features of problems.
(2) If x should be expected to provide guidance for moral behavior based on the morally salient features of problems, then x will not be able to provide responses to moral dilemmas because morally inert factors of these problems (like framing effects) have a greater on moral decision-making than the morally salient features of those problems.
(3) If x does not affect responses to moral problems because of morally inert factors of these problems, then it is not the case that x can be expected to provide guidance for moral behavior.
Therefore: If heuristic x is a moral theory, then x cannot be expected to provide guidance for moral behavior (HS 1-3).

Premises (1), (1a), and (3) all derive from the definition of a moral theory I have provided. Only definition (2) actually needs defending. I hope that the evidence I have provided from the literature (a bounty of additional evidence is available on request) sufficiently justifies this step of the argument.

It should be noted that this argument is not precisely moral nihilism (the philosophical position that no moral truths actually exist). In fact, my argument works completely independent of whether or not moral truths exist or can be tracked. All that matters is that any moral theory is irrelevant to behavior in the sense that moral theories target moral features of problems, but these features are less important than amoral heuristics and framing effects, even in dramatic cases.

Once doubt has been cast on a few moral judgments, doubt is cast on them all. Walter Sinnott-Armstrong provides the wonderful example of a bathtub with some thermometers. Suppose you are trying to determine the temperature of the water in a bathtub, which for some reason you can’t touch. All you have is a box full of thermometers. Unfortunately, all you know is that some number of the thermometers is off, and you don’t know by how much. What is the temperature of the water? You can’t know.

Moral decision-making by appeal to a moral theory works the same way. If the bathtub is a moral judgment, and the thermometers are your moral heuristics, you will find that you could never know whether or not your judgment is being occluded by a framing effect, or some other completely morally inert triviality that has nothing to do with right or wrong but which still has a strong effect on your moral decision-making. Not only do you not know which judgments are being occluded, you don’t know how many are altered by amoral trivialities.

And that is the crux of the problem: you don’t even know when your moral theory is broken. You have no way of knowing if your deployment of a moral theory is broken, or when it is working, because you cannot possibly know whether or not you are making a genuine moral judgment or whether you are simply giving a predictable unconscious response to a morally irrelevant framing effect or other morally inert confounding factor.

Kareem R. Kahn, My Thoughts

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Kareem R. Kahn was the Muslim soldier mentioned by Colin Powell in his endorsement of Obama.

For any who are unfamiliar, Powell mentioned Kahn as a Muslim soldier from the East Coast who fought in the middle east. He mentioned this young man as a reminder of why in the United States, being a Muslim should not bar one from the presidency.

As someone who yearns for a world in which religion generally is on the decline, I felt the need to respond.

First and foremost, I agree that Kareem R. Kahn is a great American, and I salute his sacrifice. I also agree that religion should not legally bar anyone from being President of the United States, in full consistency with the United States constitution.

I would also like to see a day where people like Kareem R. Kahn are the norm in Islam, as to fight in service of the United States, when one is a Muslim implies a rejection of Islam’s scriptures which advocate a conquest of all infidels by the sword.

It is easy to learn of people like Kareem R. Kahn, and think what a wonderful pluralistic society we live in people from all backgrounds contribute and do good things.

I say that this is in spite of religion. I think that the great things about humanity exist with or without religion, and while some aspects of religion may amplify them, we must not forget that many aspects of many religions actively suppress them.

My “Militant Atheist” Ambitions Enumerated

Monday, October 20th, 2008

1.) To not use the term “militant” since no one is advocating anything similar to armed resistance or use of force.

2.) To expend energy and resources to find experts (eg. communications specialists, marketing specialists, campaign advisers) to figure out how to have a successful campaign to persuade people to question faith.

The main thing, is that I think skepticism of religion should be promoted in society.

3.) Once the most effective way to go about promoting skepticism of religion is understood I would like to see the secularist movement actually put energy into doing it.

What I am Not Proposing

1.) Any harassment of religious people.

2.) Imitating the tactics of Evangelical Christians in favor of atheism (eg. “Have you denied Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior?”)

3.) Imitating the systematic political suppression of religious freedoms like what was done in the Soviet Union or what is currently done in China.

4.) Dehumanizing religious people, or becoming a movement which is based on the defamation of others. I only advocate criticizing ideas, ideas do not have rights.

Essentially what I am trying to advocate is that Secular Humanism is a good thing. That more people would probably embrace it as their world view if they knew about it, and that it does tend to begin with people seeing that a faith based approach to reality and values is intrinsically flawed.

Perhaps the best tactic is not so much to criticize faith-based religion, but to advocate and popularize Secular Humanism.

I don’t see much difference between the two, because for one to be correct the other must be erroneous. I came to learn about Secular Humanism by first rejecting my own Christianity.

In the end, I am confident that there are people who know better than me, or Richard Dawkins, how to get an idea out there, to increase and improve its reception in the public.

My hunch is that the film Religulous is probably doing that right now to some extent, but that is only a hunch. Whether or not Bill Maher’s approach does secularism any favors is, like so many others, an empirical question. Roy at one point mentioned the Freedom From Religion Foundation’s billboard campaign. These billboards don’t attack anyone, they just inform atheists that they are not alone and ask people to “imagine no religion.”

There are people out there, experts, who have done empirical studies on how to get a message across to the greatest number of people. There are also experts who specialize in executing these methods, right now some of them work for Barack Obama and John McCain trying to sell their ideas on economics, law, and foreign policy.

I think most Edger readers agree that we all have to support efforts to maintain the separation between church and state.

I say that is not enough.

I say that we must do that, and actually try to popularize our ideas. I think they are good ideas, and that many more people would agree if they knew about them.

I also believe religious extremists who embrace the sexist, homophobic, anti-modernity, anti-science, and intolerant aspects of their scriptures are extremely well organized and effective internationally. Saudi Arabia is a full throttle Muslim theocracy in which the Q’ran and its Wahabbist interpretation are the law of the land, and this country is not alone.

In the United States there are powerful organizations which would like to see the Bible and its strict evangelical interpretations also become the law of the land, and they own satellites, television networks, and control powerful lobbies in Washington.

I think that we have ideas that are at a minimum competitive with the ones mentioned above and that the world would be a better place if they became more popular.

This term “fundamentalism”

Monday, October 20th, 2008
Fundamentalism is one of the most problematic and misread/misused terms in all of the discussions I see about politics and religion, even on this site. It is used in an inappropriate context and is made into an uncontested term. It has been given this really horrible negative condentation… It has been turned into a short hand inprecise pejorative of modernist arrogance. Its like the word terrorism, what are we even talking about anymore when we talk about terrorism? It is automatically assumed that we know what we’re talking about when we say “the war on terror” but what the hell does that even mean?!The easy way of seeing this is to think of where the term fundamentalism *should* be used. To do this we have to look at the history of it. The fundamentalists come from the 19th century. They were against all biblical reforms and humanistic developments. The protestant biblical hermeneutics were threatening classical thinking of the church and the fundamentals were striving to protect that classical way of thinking. The modernizing and liberalizing of the classics resulted in this modern reaction of trying to restore classical and originally revealed words as to access their original knowledge.

Thus it is use most correctly when we are using it in response to liberalizing modern biblical hermaneutics – or to give this some modern condentation, those that strive to keep the constitution in its original form, those that treat it as a pseudo-sacred text and as the inviolable foundations of which the U.S law is based on.

When people start talking about “fundamentalist islamic terrorists” or something of that nature I want to rip my hair out. Not only are the more common areas of Islam *not* fundamental on any level, that entire phrase has almost lost meaning.  Its the same as when people refer to the conservatives in the United States as fundamentalists.

The American movement of American Portestantism that came up a centruy after the fundamentalists stressed the infallibility of the Bible, all the way through to historical records, such as creationism and a physical resurrection. However – just because someone is a conservative who doesn’t believe in abortion doesn’t mean they’re a fundamentalist.  If you’re refering to a creationist who wants to stone gays and ignore millions of years of history … then fine, throw out the word fundamentalist. But seriously, Fox News, CNN and bloggers everywhere throw the term around like it holds no real context. This is tres stupid, and not to mention, tres annoying. Please stop.

Now I understand the argument that “words change meaning” over time. That is absolutely true…like naughty, the immediate thought with crack, gay, nice, queer, punk, brat, hot (or hawt)… etc. But the issue with fundamentalism is that people are still technically referring to what it *used* to be, it hasn’t changed meaning at all – people still mean it as being a totalistic commitment to something. If people were using the word correctly there wouldn’t be any “fundamentalist atheists” out there…and someone deeply in love with Christ but who is a member of the United Church of Canada also wouldn’t be called a fundamentalist.

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The Pope’s almost-assassination

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

Why a priest would attempt an assassination on the late John Paul is anyone’s guess. On the anniversary of another attempt that occurred in Rome last year, a “deranged priest” drew blood from the Pope at a religious ceremony in Fatima, says Cardinal Dziwisz of Poland, who was John Paul’s private secretary for about 40 years.

On the same evening, the Vatican formally denied the attempt. The next day, footage of the occurrence was released in Portugal.

The Archbishop Marcinkus responded with, “You can’t always believe everything you see on television.”
But don’t take his word for it… check out the footage and original BBC coverage story for yourself.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7674020.stm

Michele Bachmann – Fracked Up Congresswoman

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

“They aren’t just kind of gay-friendly, they are gay advocates at Proctor and Gamble… Here’s just a few other companies that support the pro-homosexual agenda. They include Levi-Strauss, American Airlines, Sarah Lee Bakery, Jaguar and LandRover.”

Just how crazy is Congresswoman Michele Bachmann?

Crazy enough to spy on a gay protest rally -

And why am I posting this? It looks like Joe McCarthy’s thetans have found a new host -

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Fundamentalist Theatre 3000 BC – Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed Part III

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

Here’s the last part of my refutation (it’s a good thing midterms are over). This one will be shorter, since many of the points Stein tries to bring across are redundant.

1:00:52 – Hitler’s views on superior races mirrors Darwin’s own theories, and a necessary pre-requisite to Nazism was Darwinism. At the time, many eugenicists used Darwin’s theory to justify the slaughter of Jews, Slavs, and infirms en masse.

The Anti-Defamation League respectfully disagrees -

“The film Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed misappropriates the Holocaust and its imagery as a part of its political effort to discredit the scientific community which rejects so-called intelligent design theory. Hitler did not need Darwin to devise his heinous plan to exterminate the Jewish people and Darwin and evolutionary theory cannot explain Hitler’s genocidal madness. Using the Holocaust in order to tarnish those who promote the theory of evolution is outrageous and trivializes the complex factors that led to the mass extermination of European Jewry.”

It’s sad that Stein resorts to Godwin’s Law to bring his points across. Persons of all walks of life supported the Nazi Regime because, like the fascist regime in Italy, it promised to get the economy back on track and the trains running on time. Genocide is not linked with atheism – in fact, the Bible details and supports the genocide of the Caananites in Deuteronomy of the Old Testament, and the arrogance and superiority complexes of many Christians played a major role in the near-genocide of the Native Americans. There have been so many genocides that have taken place since even before Darwin came up with his theory, and many of those have been committed by people claiming to be Christians as well as persons of other religions.

1:13:21 – Stein quotes from Darwin’s book The Descent of Man, and seems to make the claim that Darwin was for weeding out those “undesirables” in society just like Hitler and the Nazis after him.

James Watson is a racist, but one cannot discount his research on the double helix because he was, just as one cannot discount Martin Luther’s claims that the Catholic Church of the time needed to be reformed because he was an anti-Semite. That’s not to say that Darwin was even a eugenicist; Stein conveniently omits the next passage in the book (this taken from Expelled Exposed) -

“The aid which we feel impelled to give to the helpless is mainly an incidental result of the instinct of sympathy, which was originally acquired as part of the social instincts, but subsequently rendered, in the manner previously indicated, more tender and more widely diffused. Nor could we check our sympathy, if so urged by hard reason, without deterioration in the noblest part of our nature.”

1:25:27 – Richard Dawkins doesn’t know how the first self-replicating molecule (life) came to be. How could the exemplar of Darwinism not know? Surely Intelligent Design has won…

He’s evil and communist. How could Stein’s righteousness not prevail?

While there is no hard evidence, see Tom Cech’s Experiments under Part II of my refutation. While definitely more experiments need to be conducted, especially in finding an evolutionary basis for an RNA-based polymerase, but there is already far stronger evidence for abiogenesis than Intelligent Design.

1:25:55 – Dawkins claims that an advanced civilization evolved through Darwinism and then could have “seeded” this planet with life. Dawkins is only against God as an intelligent designer.

It’s an entirely plausible explanation that requires no supernatural forces that we can’t prove exist or don’t exist. In any case, this was not the crux of Dawkin’s argument and more of an aside; the film again disingenuously exploits this quote to try to push through the supposed ignorance of the evolutionists.

1:28:33 – In a speech, Stein says that “America is all about freedom”, and that the freedom to impose intelligent design as a legitimate theory in the scientific community is an essential right of the people!

We’re not out to squelch your personal views; you could be a Young Earth Creationist and I wouldn’t particularly care. But to say that ID is legitimate science when it doesn’t even follow the scientific method and instead basically says “I give up, God did it” is something that the film overlooks.

1:28:53 – Stein basically mirrors his own staged speech with Reagan’s memorable speech at the Berlin Wall.

I’m not particularly a fan of Reagan, but that speech did take political courage and was definitely one of his better moments. But to mirror where Ben Stein basically paid pro-ID people to give a seemingly spontaneous standing ovation after the speech is ridiculous.

If you don’t believe me, see for yourself (it’s a vidcap, so quality is terrible) -

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Raise Your Voice

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

It takes a lot to get me angry. But if I look for it on the Internet, I can find it. When reading about Lisa McPherson – who died as a result of Scientology – my blood boils and my fists contract. When I read a website that documents “3,254 people killed, 235,558 injured and over $455,070,000 in economic damages” from quack medicine, frauds and snake-oil merchants who are simply there to make a quick buck, I am ready to burst.

I want to address the question of being involved in sceptical circles, in being (a kind of) social critic. Why do it? “Why do you care about these things?”

I don’t care who you are, dear reader.

I don’t care what your religion, culture, nation or background is. I don’t care what you think of atheism, secularism. I do, however, care about you as a human being. I do care that we try to live as a respectable species, fighting for knowledge, fighting for equality everywhere – all the time. Make no mistake, I want to see past the barriers of incredulity, set up by trenches of ancient ideologies and barbed-wires of recent quackery.

I raise this, to raise your eyes. To raise your voice. I want you to speak out. If you value others’ lives, if you value the gift of reason, if you want to see some peace filter through the nonsense, I am calling upon you to raise your voice. Be it in any words of any format: Through keyboards, microphones or telephones. Be it in talks, conferences, papers, radio-shows.

I am angry and I want you to be angry. We shouldn’t have to settle for 130 children dying each year because their parents are Jehovah’s Witnesses. We should fight, shout and keep kicking as we hear about Muslim women being killed for leaving abusive husbands, when we hear that “[m]ore than 25 … “honor killings” have been confirmed in Britain’s Muslim community in recent years”. We should raise our fists against the retardation of sensibility when reading:

In Saudi Arabia, the Islamic police prevented schoolgirls from leaving a burning building because they were not wearing headscarves and abayas; 15 of the girls died in the inferno.

[Or] The president of Cairo’s Al-Azhar University, a renowned center of Islamic learning, described the proper method of wife-beating in a television interview: “It’s not really beating,” Sheikh Ahmad Al-Tayyeb explained on Egyptian television. “It’s more like punching.”

Why should we remain silent about these things? No longer should people have to die from this. No longer should Muslim women have to face charges of death, stoning or flogging for being raped.

Words can be bullets, no less than ideas can be foundations for change. I don’t care who you are, at this moment, and I ask you to not care who I am either. In this time, we must be able to recognise idiocy, lunacy and the proud march of unreason that parades through our streets, in our backyards, crushing whoever so steps in its path.

And there is little way to stop it, as it contorts into something new. My own president caused undue harm in denying the link between HIV and AIDs. He was supported by the ever-horrid Minister of Health who stated eating fresh fruit and vegetables could prevent AIDS.

Reason comes in fits and spurts, it seems. Dominating every aspect of our lives is a fertile ground for unreason, some parts in full bloom others already seeded. There’s a great deal of it to be torn down, so that we are able to not only lead lives, but actually save them. It is time to start being more aware of the nonsense out there. Please, help us fight this. We may be fighting against certain people and their very bad ideas, but we are also fighting for every single human being to live as a fully-fledged individual, regardless of race, creed, culture.

I don’t care who you are, but if you have fingers or a voice, you can start changing the tide today.

EDIT – The question remains: Why do I care and why should you? Am I pessimistic, negative or cynical?

No! On the contrary: My reason for raising these points of retarded lecherous thinking is to show that we can do better. I believe, quite strongly, that we are better than these things. We are capable of greater good and greater kindness. Instead a lot of people are more worried about other people’s dress-sense, sexual relations, and other vicarious interferences, than they are about happiness, fulfilment and basic respect.

We need to connect on what we know (we are all humans with similar loves, hates, desires) rather than kill each other on what we can not know (god, the afterlife, and paradise). We can do better, I really believe we can. That is why I care and so should you.

Christopher Hitchens on Fox

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

Christopher Hitchens, bestselling author of God Is Not Great and an advocate of Atheism ranked with the likes of Richard Dawkins (The God Delusion) appeared on the O’Reily Factor yesterday night. Laura Ingraham interviewed him on the Personal Story segment of the show, where they discussed Hitchens’s unforeseen support of Obama.

Ingraham begins by noting the variation between his opinion put into his article The War Between the Wars for Slate in July and his newfound admiration for Barack Obama. In the July article, Hitchens wrote:

If we had left Iraq according to the timetable of the anti-war movement… the Iraqi people would now be excruciatingly tyrannized by the gloating sadists of al-Qaida, who could further boast of having inflicted a battlefield defeat on the United States. I dare say the word of that would have spread to Afghanistan fast enough and, indeed, to other places where the enemy operates. -July 14, 2008; Slate.com

Hitchens then responds by saying that Obama’s values have been getting progressively “better and more teachable”.

During the program, I did notice that Ingraham acted defensively and on several occasions, cut Hitchens off. I think it would be reasonable to say that she behaved unfairly, making connections to her personal life and in support of McCain-Palin in order to give the notion that she was under personal attack. How she performed did not entirely matter, it was just bad journalism.

Though, because of her behavior, it was difficult to extract the real roots of Hitchens’s change in opinion.

Colin Powell Endorses Obama for President, For Reasons Echoing the Secularist Movement

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

This morning on NBC’s Meet the Press hosted by Tom Brokaw Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama for president.

In case you have been living under a rock for the last 20 years, or perhaps are not from the U.S., Colin Powell was a general under George H. Bush and helped in the victory of the 1st Iraq war, and was Secretary of State under the first term of George W. Bush. Powell is a prominent member of the Republican party and to say that this endorsement comes as a surprise to many (including me) is an understatement.

Among his reasons for endorsing Barack Obama, Powell listed Obama’s intellectual prowess which he mentioned shortly after stating that Sarah Palin was not ready to be president.

This brings to mind “new atheist” Sam Harris’ article in Newsweek, which he called In Defense of Elitism. I don’t know if Harris’ article had any influence on his decision, but it seems to be that the sentiment of this article has been floating around.

On John Stewart’s The Daily Show Tim Robbins made an argument comparing the use of elite military units like the Navy Seals with having elite intellect in the White House. I think this may have been in Harris’ article verbatim.

Another reason Powell gave for endorsing Obama was that he did not want to see two more conservative judges on the Supreme Court.

Eddie Tabash, who is a C.F.I. operative and a legal expert has repeatedly made the case that this is the number one issue threatening separation of church and state in the United States. An interview with Eddie Tabash can be heard on the most recent episode of C.F.I.’s Point of Inquiry podcast.

Another reason that Powell gave for endorsing Obama is that he has strong disagreements with the use of linking Obama to Islam.

He said in his interview with Brokaw that he does not want Muslim-american children to think that they could not be president of the United States because of their religion.

While I tend to be more in the “militant atheist” camp on these kind of issues, I know that Powell’s appeal to freedom of religion, especially in such a pluralistic way will resound strongly with the majority of Edger’s readership.

I doubt that Powell is himself an atheist, but it would seem that he has much in common with the Secularist movement as far as his political concerns.

So four cryptozoologists walk into an art museum…

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

What follows is an excerpt from a partial transcript of an event that occurred at Bates College’s Olin Art Museum. The event was a panel discussion with four cryptozoologists, which accompanied “an exhibition inspired by the arts of taxidermy,” containing art and sculptures depicting a variety of cryptozoological forteana. The exhibit ran from May 29th to June 27th, 2007. This transcript was prepared by a Bates College professor whose name has been omitted for privacy. It features Bigfoot researcher Tim Cassidy, sea serpent enthusiast J.P. O’Neill, artist Jeffrey Vallance, and cryptozoological heavyweight Loren Coleman.

The highlight of the symposium for many people occurred at the end of a panel discussion involving Loren Coleman, Tim Cassidy (a Bigfoot researcher), J.P. O’Neill (author of The Great New England Sea Serpent), and Jeffrey Vallance (an artist interested in the paranormal). Nato Thompson, curator of Mass MoCA, speaking from the audience, said he assumed that there must be some creatures the panelists believed in and some they didn’t. He proposed to read a list of creatures of various kinds and asked the panelists to raise their hand if they believed in their existence. This challenge evoked considerable amusement and laughter from both the panelists and the audience. Loren Coleman said he would play along with this “game,” but pointed out that he did not uses the word “believe” in this context; he preferred to say that he accepted or denied the evidence for the existence of these beings.

“Sea monsters,” Thompson began. All four panelists raised their hands, as they did when Thompson called out “Sasquatch” and “Yeti.” Only one panelist raised his hand for “vampires” and “aliens.”

“Hobbits.” All four panelists raised their hand again, but Coleman hesitated, saying “It depends on which kind.”

“Fairies.” Three panelists raised their hands including Coleman.

“Angels.” Two hands went up including Coleman’s. “I’m open-minded,” he said.

Thompson continued: “Hydra,” “ghosts,” “Medusa.” When he finished, Coleman took over. “Unicorns.” Two hands went up. “Mermaids.” Three hands. Then with much laughter and applause, the session came to a close.

This was the crucial point in the symposium, the moment when the cryptozoologists had been challenged to make a public and unambiguous commitment about their position on the existence of these creatures. (Vallance, the artist, had said earlier that it didn’t matter to him whether they existed or not.) The humor that accompanied this very serious “game” can be understood, I think, as an effort to diffuse the tension and embarrassment the panelists may have felt at being asked to take a position that would marginalize them in the eyes of some unsympathetic members of the audience. Loren Coleman’s responses- raising his hand half way and then lowering it, raising it tentatively and then qualifying his position, raising it and then indicating he was just joking – had the effect of blurring the very boundary between science and pseudoscience, reality and the imagination, that Nato Thompson’s question had challenged him to draw.

Oliver Stone’s “W”

Friday, October 17th, 2008

I just got back from the film W, which I have many thoughts on.

I definitely thought the film was funny, and I think that many Edger readers will find themselves laughing regularly at the film. This is taking into account that many Edger readers are conservative and will not share Oliver Stone’s leftist ideas.

This film definitely has a strong liberal bias.

I have mixed feelings about this, as a liberal, and as a skeptic.

I like history and non-fiction to be portrayed as accurately as possible. Films such as Amistad, or Schlindler’s List come to mind.

But as a liberal, I definitely like to see my political spin get some air time.

Famously Michael Moore is one example of this conundrum. Michael Moore definitely distorts facts to make his points, which I think is unethical in documentary film making. Yet for all of Micheal Moore’s films Fox news runs all day and all night, and every major city in America has a right wing radio station or two which also does this for a 24 hour news cycle.

Does one have to distort facts to be politically competitive?

Which brings me back to W , I guess I should state a “spoiler alert” -> So there you are : Spoiler Alert!

The film creates a sibling rivalry between George W. and Jeb Bush, which I find to be doubtful. Now in a biographical piece the writers have to take some liberties with the personal lives of characters, but the film makes it seem like George W. Bush’s whole political career was born and made in a competitive struggle with his brother.

Perhaps someone can enlighten me to some kind of interview or memoir to support this, but I think Oliver Stone pulled it out of his ass.

I think Oliver Stone pulled it out of his ass to make Bush look as stupid and juvenile as possible. Its like a John Stewart joke beat to death and dragged out for 2 hours.

Now there are things that I thought were good about the film, Cheney was portrayed as being a well intentioned man, which is consistent with his biography Angler by Barton Gellman, which Cheney himself called well-researched.

I also think the film made Bush endearing. I don’t know if this is on purpose, or if its just because I live in Texas and I find certain things endearing that the rest of the world finds horrifying, or if Oliver Stone’s intentions backfired.

But Bush was very endearing in this film.

Bush’s religious views, I thought were presented respectfully, in a way that shows how a person could come to see their political careers to be intertwined with the will of God. This is very consistent with the kind of Charismatic Christianity which is popular in Texas. Stone portrayed this as something to be admired, for the most part. There is one scene in which a pastor is wearing a cross on a belt-buckle, which I’m sure was meant comedically.

I have seen some ridiculous belt buckles in my years in Texas, hell I own one, but never a cross.

Thats all I’ve got.

Hope you enjoy the film, I’m looking forward to feedback on this one.

This post is my initial reaction.

Does faith healing really work?

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

This is a follow-up to a previous post.

Ever wondered why people supposedly get out of their wheelchairs and run about on stage during a healing crusade; but no one has ever regrown an amputated limb?

There are a few possibilities:

1. God is not omnipotent. Regrowing an amputated limb is beyond what he can do. (Remember, this is the same ‘god’ who flooded the whole earth, parted the Red Sea, created humans from dust, etc). This obviously does not make sense even if you look at it from the theological side.

2. God refuses to regrow limbs due to reasons that we, being humans, are not supposed to comprehend. As the popular apologetic argument goes: We cannot understand god’s ways. Most Christians that I have spoken to love using this cop-out.

However, this runs contrary to the Bible:

(Matthew 7:7) Ask, and it will be given you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you. For every one who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it will be opened. Or what man of you, if his son asks him for bread, will give him a stone? Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a serpent? If you then, who are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your Father who is in heaven give good things to those who ask him!

(Matthew 21:21) I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.

Uh-oh. That argument doesn’t seem to work either.

3. God does not want to be too obvious. He prefers to remain silent and unseen so that people would have no reason to believe in him. In the end, he deliberately sends all the nonbelievers to hell.

4. God is imaginary, and the faith healers are simply deluded or are deliberate charlatans.

You may still wonder why so many people are supposedly ‘cured’? There must still be miracles to account for, right?

Wrong.

1. Some faith healers are plain frauds. Peter Popoff pretended to get messages from god while his wife was whispering through an earpiece backstage. She got her information from cards that the audience filled out when they attended  In the incredibly credulous atmosphere of his crusades, the audience fell for it hook, line, and sinker. This fraud was exposed in the 1980’s by James Randi.

2. Some alleged cures have involved mistaken diagnoses that required no cure at all in the first place.

3. Psychosomatic illnesses respond positively to psychological manipulation. This never works in the case of amputated limbs. This is the most logical explanation when we consider psychosomatic illnesses as opposed to amputated limbs.

4. In the excitement of an evangelical revival, the reduction of pain due to the release of endorphins often causes people to believe and act as if they have been miraculously healed (Nickell 1993).

5. The desire to be cured can relieve stress and bring about the effects of the power of suggestion; and testimonies are often exaggerated to please god, the healer, or simply to demonstrate that they are full of faith. Nevertheless, the desire to be cured can sometimes bring adverse effects. One cancer patient at a Kathryn Kuhlman faith-healing performance was asked by Kuhlman to remove her back brace and run across the stage. She claimed her cancer was cured, but then died two months later after X-rays showed that a “cancer-weakened vertebra had collapsed due to the strain placed on it during the demonstration” (Nickell 1998).

6. Some serious ailments (etc. cancer), are unpredictable and may undergo spontaneous remission.

7. Failures are sometimes blamed on the patient for not having enough faith, or too much doubt.

8. Many patients refuse to admit that they have not been cured as they are ashamed that they “lacked faith”.

9. Many cures have been attributed to the placebo effect, not divine intervention.

To fully comprehend the lunacy of faith healers, the following is an excerpt from the transcript of what Benny Hinn said on Paul and Jan Crouch’s TBN television program (Praise The Lord, Trinity Broadcasting Network, October 19, 1999).

[start of excerpt]

Benny Hinn: But here’s first what I see for TBN. You’re going to have people raised from the dead watching this network. You’re going to have people raised from the dead watching TBN. It’s not going to be a Benny Hinn saying “Stretch your hands.” It’s going to be your average teaching program, your normal Christian program that’s blessing the church. There’s going to be such power on these programs people will be raised from the dead worldwide. I’m telling you, I see this in the Spirit. It’s going to be so awesome. Jesus I give you praise for this — that people around the world — maybe not so much in America — people around the world who will lose loved ones, will say to undertakers, “Not yet. I want to take my dead loved one and place him in front of that TV set for 24 hours.”

[end of excerpt]

So far, nobody has been raised from the dead by Benny Hinn or any of the other faith healers. Wouldn’t raising someone from the dead show non-believers that there must be something to this god business after all?

The sad thing about this is that people who are desperate for a cure often put all their trust in the faith healers, and blame themselves for ‘not having enough faith’ when they are not cured. This is the main reason that faith healers are not being called out on their outrageous claims, and in the case of Popoff, for example, people are still falling for his scam even after he was exposed by James Randi. As skeptics, we need to speak out and make our voices heard, at least for the sake of the desperate people conveniently exploited by the faith healers. Humanism calls for it.

Conservapedia on Obama

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

We all know that you can search for about anything left of the centre or non-religious on Conservapedia and come up with gut-wrenchingly hilarious results.  But with that laughter comes a loss of faith in humanity’s ability to reason clearly.  Usually I just brush off the pain that comes with reading utter stupidity, but this one was too much.

“If elected, Obama would likely become the first Muslim President, and could use the Koran to be sworn into office.[5][6]”

Whoever wrote this article must have been jumping at the gun to get it off their chest that they think Obama is a Muslim.  It comes in the first paragraph.  Usually on a Wiki negative remarks like this are left for the criticism section, and then there’ll be something about how it’s only speculation.  Not Conservapedia.  They’ll throw all honesty and objectivity out the door to accomplish their goal – in this case to slander Obama.

At least they try to back up their claim that Obama is a Muslim with this list of weak evidence:

  • Obama’s background and education are Muslim, and fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity.
  • Obama’s middle name means “a descendant of the Prophet Muhammad,” which most Christians would not retain.
  • Obama recently referred to his “Muslim faith.”
  • Obama uses the Muslim Pakistani pronunciation for “Pakistan” rather than the common American one.
  • Obama has written that the autobiography of Malcolm X, the Nation of Islam leader, inspired him in his youth.
  • Obama’s claims of conversion to Christianity arose after he became politically ambitious, lacking a date of conversion or baptism.
  • On the campaign trail Obama has been reading “The Post-American World” by Fareed Zakaria,which is written from a Muslim point-of-view.
  • Contrary to Christianity, the Islamic doctrines of taqiyya and takeyya encourage adherents to deny they are Muslim if it advances the cause of Islam.
  • Many of Obama’s statements about religion conflict with Christianity, leading one group to demonstrate with a 7-part video series, “Why Barack Obama is Not a Christian.”
  • Obama was thoroughly exposed to Christianity as an adult in Chicago prior to attending law school, yet no one at law school saw him display any interest in converting. Obama unabashedly explained how he became “churched” in a 2007 speech: “It’s around that time [while working as an organizer for the Developing Communities Project (DCP) of the Calumet Community Religious Conference (CCRC) in Chicago] that some pastors I was working with came around and asked if I was a member of a church. ‘If you’re organizing churches,’ they said, ‘it might be helpful if you went to a church once in a while.’ And I thought, ‘I guess that makes sense.’”

As if perpetuating the myth that Obama is a dangerous Muslim isn’t enough, this Conservapedia article goes on to attack another enemy of contemporary conservatism, elitism.

Asked to explain why working-class Democrats do not support him while campaigning for the Pennsylvania primary, Obama replied “it’s not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.”[26] In response to outrage when his remarks were unexpectedly publicized, Obama replied, I “didn’t say it as well as I should have.”[27]

It says alot for the status of bigotry, racism, and stupidity of some people in the United States that people would actively contribute filth to such a widely read Wiki.  But hey, a spades a spade – it isn’t called Conservapedia for nothing.  Anything they don’t like they consider anti-American, and they’ll twist facts any which way to fit their perspective.  Just look at the first picture of Obama in this article:

Stupid Conservatives, you think that the reason Obama isn’t holding his hand over his heart for the pledge of allegiance is because he’s not American.
Wrong answer.

The correct answer is….

Muslim’s don’t have hearts.  Jeeeezzzzzzz.  Get it right Consveratives.

Reason’s Last Stand – A Final Defence of ‘Militant’ Atheism

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

This is the final part in a trilogy of defences for so-called ‘militant atheism’ – you can find the previous two articles, here and here.

The Problem of IDGAFS

As I have stated before, IDGAFS is an acronym for “I Don’t Give a Frack”. These are fellow nonbelievers who nevertheless treat “faith” as:

- something to be respected

- something to be treated with kid-gloves

- something that we, as critics of religion, don’t understand (in a psychological or “spiritual” way)

- something that, as non-theologians, we have no right/ no argument/ no knowledge to speak against because of the “deep” theological miasma we ought to traverse first.

We have seen that faith is not a virtue. However you define “faith”, however much you go into these notions, we can all agree that belief without evidence is not a good thing. When you can present clear, logical arguments and proof that the Bible is not true historically and is contradictory; that the Quran is as far from being a science textbook, as a can of baked beans; when presented with overwhelming evidence that events did not occur as the Bible said, there is only one thing to bridge that gap, to render that false-claim into a shining example of virtue. That takes the Kierkegaardian “leap of faith”.

Critics often claim that we do not understand faith – but we are only pointing out exactly what the faithful do, how they conduct themselves when faced with our claims, and what they actually write about. I’m trying not to reference, but forgive me this one point. Rick Warren writes in A Purpose Driven Life: “Surrendered people obey God’s will, whether it makes sense or not.” Several million copies fly off the shelves, yet we critics are called upon for not knowing anything about faith.

I have raised this point before: Why criticise the critics of religion? We do not need to be backhanded from those who are fighting for the freedom of humanity, to liberate ourselves from the chains in the shadow of  a falling “divine” icon. I have said that I do not accept a middle-ground in this debate. And I reiterate: One side in this debate is going to be right.

We have seen that all the criticisms by IDGAFs are laughable and I will now present them in short bursts of debunking.

Claims Against the Critics

1. Active atheism/religious criticism caricatures all religious belief and thinks everyone is a fundamentalist – The Strawman Fallacy.

This is usually aimed at us when we ascribe religion as a motivator for a horrible act: Reverend Paul Hill’s murder of the abortion doctor Dr. Britton; the murder of Hitoshi Igarashi, the Japanese translator of The Satanic Verses, probably by fundamentalist Muslims; the proud martyrdom of many Muslim men and women, fighting for their “god-given” land; mothers sending their children out to test for minefields because, if their child dies as a martyr, Allah will put all the family members straight into j’ana (Heaven).

Notice I said “a” motivator, not “the” motivator. I’ve selected some horrible but nonetheless true examples. The criticism then is this: These are “fringe” groups and you can not attack religion because of that.

We do not have to: Look at the ‘holy’ books and look at the religious leaders. The Quran states you should kill, not listen, disassociate, and scorn unbelievers (4:89, 4:101, 4:76, etc. etc.). And the Quran is the literal word of Allah, according to Islam.

The Ayatollah Khomeini, a religious and nation-leader, issued a fatwa for the death of Salman Rushdie (and all associated with the book) for The Satanic Verses: because it caricatured Muhammad and disrespected Muhammad’s wives (and other reasons) – though it was a work of fiction and the only caricaturing was rendering Muhammad into a fallible human being. Khomeini did this without reading or even seeing the book.

Jerry Falwell was known for constantly saying floods and earthquakes were his god’s punishment on the world, because of human depravity (caused by homosexuality and other things Falwell deemed “evil”). His pestilential minions followed suit, by issuing similar decrees from their pulpits. Remember this goes to millions of viewers, not just those gaping from the pews.

And people lap it up, because Falwell and Khomeini are men the faithful consider their “spiritual” leaders. And let us not forget the “meek” Church of England, with Rt Rev Graham Dow, the Bishop of Carlisle, saying in 2007 that the “floods that [...] caused chaos and death across the UK were caused by God after he was provoked by the introduction of gay equality.”

Somehow these men know the “mind of God” – and not even the poetic beauty ascribed by Hawking, but in a way to initiate their own perverse goals. If you are going to deny the link between religion and all these atrocities, please present your case. No one is saying religion is the sole cause, but you can’t deny its power in making “good people do evil things”.

We do not caricature the faithful, the faithful have caricatured human sensibility. It is this we attack, criticise and deem disgusting for our species. There is no Strawmen here, only failed human intellect and reason which we bring to your attention.

2. You are just as fundamentalist as those you attack – tu quoque (pronounced: to kwoh kway)

Can you be a fundamentalist atheist? First, IDGAFS and other critics must point out which books atheists uphold as absolute, perfect and infallible. And we must not forget the stupidity of considering atheism as some sort of group or movement: It is not. Everyone is an atheist – but presumably, being an atheist of the monotheist god is somehow different to other gods.

Though it seems unnecessary for this discussion, we must not forget where this term comes from. According to Karen Armstrong, fundamentalism is a recent phenomena. It was done to defend against the rational inquiry, promulgated by science and logic. But, as CP Farley writes, “Religious truths had always been considered beyond logic, but the fundamentalists transformed them into literal truths.”

In what way, do nonbelievers or atheist writers do this? I do not even know what is absolutely true, nor do I think I will ever know. Can the same be said for those who hold the Quran as the perfect word of Allah? Perhaps, but that would go against the teaching of Islam.

As nonbelievers, we do not work with certainty but remain impassive to absolutes. We have no books, gods or holy men who command us. You can not be absolute and dogmatic in your lack of belief in fairies, gods or goblins. It is also for this reason that atheism for the monotheist god can never be a religious movement, group or cause. (It is not even a thing in and of itself)

3. You can’t criticise that which you do not understand. You must first get to grips with the deep theological notions, which have hundreds of years of scholarship before you can dismiss it as nonsenseThe Courtier’s Reply

We do not think religion is stupid, any more than we think a fiction-writer is a professional liar. I have a deep interest in religion because it is part of makes us human. We look at it anthropologically, study it objectively. (This is actually the reasonable proposal for every religious parent set out by one of the so-called Four Horsemen, Daniel Dennett.) But its truth-claims and claims to “divine” knowledge are what we question.

We do not ignore or deny the years of scholarship, but we fail to see how or why it’s necessary. Your average believer would not be interested in spending hours wading through tome after tome, on how their god is one but three. The majority of believers would not be interested in reading the annals of cognitive gymnastics, the gymnasium of which was set out by Aquinas, et al. Most of it is terribly unhelpful, uninteresting and – of course – untrue. The bottom line is simple: There is not a single good reason for believing that the monotheist god exists. And no amount of ancient gymnastics is going to change that.

And finally…

4. Atheism is a positive position – it is “There is no god”. I don’t think I can say that. I am uncertain and would rather remain agnostic – The Great Agnostic Mistake

As we’ve seen, we do not deal in certainty. We are inherently sceptical and critical of those who claim certainty. To say, then, that atheism is about certainty is to forget that atheism is simply a “lack of belief in a god/gods”. You can then slip in Allah, Yahweh, Loki, Tyr. To say that we are certain or positive of the non-existence of Allah or Loki is tantamount to saying we are endorsing that which we are against: Certainty and absolutism. That is bad logic. (This is similar to the claim that atheism is a religion, though critics are not silly enough to raise that point – see Claim #2)

Nevertheless, though an “agnostic” might acknowledge every point we make, they won’t declare themselves atheists. Yet, agnosticism says nothing about belief: It works on knowledge. I myself am agnostic about the existence of all gods, but I do not believe the god of the Bible or Quran – That makes me an atheist.

“Agnostics” are simply atheists who think:

1. If you are an atheist, you have to be an outspoken critic, hater, or debunker of religion.

2. That atheism is a movement or a positive position “There is NO god”, which is as bad as religious faith in god.

But this is not true. You are an atheist, but just hate that the label entails people treating you with the mindset of the previous two points. We should be working toward the notion that it’s okay not to be a monotheist. You can be an atheist (in a passive form), which means you never have to deal with any of the things we, as outspoken critics, have to.

It is just erroneous to think there is such a position as “I don’t know” with the monotheist god. There isn’t. Either you believe the monotheist god is watching you, loves you, hates your enemies, or you do not. Either the Bible is the word of god or it is not. Either Muhammad spoke to Gabriel, or he did not. You might take the latter as what you believe and that would be the reasonable position – but it does not mean you hate religion, or that you have to be outspoken. In these times however, every voice helps.

In these ways, the term ‘militant’ falls away. In these ways, with these thoughts, we can understand that saying ‘militant’ or ‘fundamentalist’ is a mistake when attributing it to atheism. You might not like what some atheistic-writers say, but criticise them for that. Do not criticise the notion of atheism as a faith-position, as a positive position, as a religious movement. There are better criticisms. IDGAFs must join our mission for the freedom and liberation of our species, where every man and woman can be respected, treated equally and find depth and beauty in reason. It is possible. But being backhanded by would-be allies only stifles our steps toward that goal.

Tauriq on eSkeptic

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

I’m pleased to say our very own writer, Tauriq, is the featured writer of this week’s eSkeptic from the Skeptics Society. Tauriq wrote a review of Michio Kaku’s book Physics of the Impossible: A Scientific Exploration of the World of Phasers, Force Fields, Teleportation and Time Travel. (Allen Lane/Penguin, 2008, ISBN 9780715999921).

Like all of Tauriq’s writing, the review is informative and most importantly, it makes we want to read Kaku’s book.

If you aren’t subscribed to eSkeptic yet, do so here. I highly recommend it. It is a great dose of skepticism, science, and rationality in your inbox, weekly.

I ought not to say such things

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

I’ve saved writing about the recent vandalism at the University of Alberta on Edger until now for a few reasons. Mainly, I wanted all the heat to settle down, for our new banner to go up, and for as many facts and opinions to come in as possible. Also, it should note this post will mirror the original and follow up posts from my own blog.

So first, let’s try to go through the order of events as objectively as possible.

  1. We’ve been working at the University of Alberta for a while now to try to achieve a secular convocation ceremony. As part of this campaign, I wrote an opinion article for the campus newspaper, which attracted both negative and positive reactions (about two weeks worth of letters).
  2. The UofA Atheists and Agnostics large (5′ x 8′) hanging banner gets vandalized over a weekend after hanging in an atrium for several weeks and the entire previous semester. The contact email and website were cut from the bottom and the phrases “God loves you,” “Jesus is coming,” and hearts and crosses are drawn across the banner.
  3. We later figured out, after removing the banner (while unveiling the new one), that the heart and cross were added to cover up some other writing. We couldn’t make out what was written under the heart, as the writing was mostly indistinguishable.
  4. I reported the incident to campus security the morning I discovered the banner and issued press releases to all the media outlets in town that I could get a hold of. CTV (local television) later did an interview with me (not YouTube’d yet). I also wrote my first blog post on it.
  5. After having a number of the “atheist community” blast me for using the word “hate” I wrote my second post saying simply that I called this act for what it was, although it wasn’t the position my group had taken. This was further clarified later in the week when another member of my club’s exec appeared on campus radio to discuss the issue.

So what are my thoughts on the issue?

First, one of my Christian friends (who heads the local IVCF chapter), wanted to point out:

1. The hate crime (I don’t mind calling it one… it was) was performed as it seems as a response to previous events on campus in which I had only a few glimpses of knowledge.

2. To comment about the vandalism without commenting about the convocation debate seems in some sense to be making a sideways response to the one event.

I find it utterly appalling that he tries to justify this action as a retaliation for my writing an article in a campus paper. I wrote some words. They drew and permanently damaged property that wasn’t theirs. Big difference. I may have offended them, but they actively worked to remove the ability of my group to advertise itself – a right possessed by every group on my campus (including the Pro-Life group). Being offended isn’t a protection we afford people in Canada (generally).

But what else happened here? When I went out actively looking for support, I instead was told: “this is more of a love crime” from some atheists. People I expected to side with me and back me up in denouncing an act of targeted intolerance against my group instead chastised me for overreacting.

Let me emphasize, my friend, an evangelical Christian, and the Pentecostal group on campus agreed with my denunciation of the event, while atheists and the United Church chaplain (a very liberal church in Canada) thought I was being unreasonable for expecting some sympathy.

I can understand having small posters vandalized or ripped down – at 5-15c a piece, I would be surprised to see all of them after a week. But for someone to go out of their way to deface and damage a large hanging banner, required planning, time, and effort (I believe they actually removed it from the building it was hanging in, did their damage, and then re-hung it – mainly because it was attached to the wire it hung from differently).

So why the argument? I really don’t see why, as an atheist, I can’t say that an act of intolerance against my group is equivalent in terms of intolerance and hate to writing “God hates fags” on a gay-support group’s banner, or “terrorist” on a Muslim banner. Just because they put a heart on it doesn’t mean that’s what they’re feeling.

Even if I grant that they may actually feel that God does love us, that still doesn’t change the intent of the actions, which was to imply that our group shouldn’t be spreading its message, and should instead accept Jesus (or burn in hell, as the implied alternative).

So I just thought I’d put it out there: clearly a double standard exists within the atheist community that we can’t cry foul, even when it happens to us. And I think this is the greatest tragedy of this entire debacle.

So here’s where I’ll summarize my positions:

It’s a hate-crime to commit any crime based on intolerance. However, standing on a bench shouting that atheists should burn in hell, while in bad taste and rudely offensive, should not be a crime, but should not be encouraged.

Finally, to end on a positive note, here’s the video of my group coming together to repaint and hang a new banner: