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Archive for September, 2008

Fundamentalist Theatre 3000 BC: Bibleman – A Fight For Faith

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Today I will review Bibleman – A Fight for Faith so you won’t have to lose your brain cells. You can view the whole thing HERE.


Yes that’s right… discontented with the lack of overt religious themes in mainstream superheroes such as Superman or Spiderman, CBN has created a series called “Bibleman”. Part Jedi Knight (who, judging from the choreography hasn’t even mastered the simple Shii-Cho form) and part former security guard turned holy avenger, Bibleman battles stereotypical one-sided supervillains, some of whom have been effeminized to imply that they are homosexuals.

In the beginning, Bibleman’s sidekick Cypher (the African-American in the picture) fights off thieves who intend to steal bibles from a Christian bookstore and burn them… for no particular reason whatsoever except maybe that they hate religion or something.

We soon find out that the real enemy is someone named ‘The Wacky Protester’ (the ridiculous-looking thing at the left of the poster), who has a machine that generates a portal to a virtual world where “there is no God”. The Protester essentially wants to lure little kids into his ‘funbox’ (nothing wrong there…) and convert them into atheists, as if there isn’t any indoctrination coming from anyone in the religious community and just being an atheist were some sort of horrible atrocity. It is at this point where the film makes a pathetic attempt at pop culture, when the talking computer that is the Wacky Protester’s partner in crime compares his virtual world machine to “The Matrix”.

Two kids are quickly abducted from a Christian summer camp, lured inside the machine, and converted into atheists by the virtual world’s subpar 3D graphics and random buzzing CGI bees… somehow. But unfortunately for the Protestor, Biblegirl – despite being a creationist and biblical literalist – is able to spout out a bunch of Treknobabble in Bibleman’s pseudoscience lab to determine what was happening to those two kids who became atheists.

Bibleman and Cypher then engage in a battle royale with the Wacky Protestor – if you consider a crappy musical number and lightsaber choreography more pathetic than any Star Wars fanfilms that I’ve seen a ‘battle royale’ – to save the souls of those two children. Of course, God always wins in the end, so despite the Protestor and his swarm of CGI bees’ best efforts, Bibleman prevails and those two kids can continue to be good fundamentalists who will grow up voting Republican because of ‘family values’ issues.

It’s ironic that Bibleman – A Fight for Faith implies that atheists are out to indoctrinate young people into not believing in Christianity when the film itself is doing the exact same thing towards atheism – essentially indoctrinating kids, who form and hold opinions much more easily than adults, that atheists are all elitist college nerds who should be feared. But I would argue that this film also teaches kids a far more dangerous lesson – that people different from your conservative Christian self are somehow ‘out to get you’; replace ‘atheist’ with any other religion or ethnic group and this film would be just as reprehensible. On the other hand, the effort (or lack thereof) that CBN put into special effects made the film more hilarious and bearable than otherwise intended.

Overall, for promoting negative stereotypes about atheists and to aim it towards the most susceptible audience possible, Bibleman – A Fight for Faith gets 4.5 out of 5 popped collars.

In the Teeth of Rainbows – Part 2

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Humanism and the Need for Wonder

What makes us human? What simply outlines and describes a human being? Whilst I would love to delve more into this, it is not the focus. Rather my point is this: The fact that we can pose such a question is itself something to be awed about. We like to think, arrogantly, we know what “intelligence” is, what “stress”, what “being human” is. We struggle with these concepts all the time. And I find John and Mary Gribbin’s answer the most correct, in their book of the same name: “Being human simply means being one of a variety of animal on planet Earth.” (1)

So should humanism rather be considered along the lines of PETA – that bizarre organisation that has turned into a cult? Why don’t we consider people when we fight for animal rights? We know through evidence that we are animals. There is no ‘seat for the soul’ or any form of Cartesian dualism, through which a spirit can slither and take residence. We are animals – of this there can be no doubt. If you doubt me, investigate our closest cousins, chimps. Helping, sharing, caring all linger alongside warfare, brutality and conquest (2). Our genetic makeup matches theirs 99.8% – the genes are of course exactly the same. People have a hard time realising their cousins are not just swinging from tree to tree but are those daffodils underneath too. That all life on earth reproduces essentially the same way is testament to the awe-inspiring realisation that we are all related. Not just us humans but yourself and your favourite goldfish, plant or flower.

Thus: What separates us from the chimpanzees, animal rights groups are trying to “save”? David Attenborough asked this, too:

Man has credited himself with several talents to distinguish him from all other animals. Once we thought that we were the only creatures to make and use tools. We now know that this is not so: chimpanzees do so and so do finches in the Galapagos that cut and trim long thorns to use as pins for extracting grubs from holes in wood. Even our complex spoken language seems less special the more we learn about the communication used by chimpanzees and dolphins.(3)

It is these sorts of realisations that science affords which spurn people toward more supernaturalist ideologies. We might refer to these as Unweaved Rainbow Realisations, after Keats’ charge against Newton. Once people’s rainbows have shattered into a thousand tinkling shards of painful truth, they are more inclined to seek other, more industrious rainbows (4). Rainbows up in the sky dictating our births (astrology); rainbows too complex for science to demolish (god, theology and the meanings of ‘holy’ books); rainbows that disguise themselves as valid (creationism and intelligent design); and rainbows, which once tasted, heal and help (homeopathy, crystal healing, angel-therapy). The pots of gold, though illusions, are still enticing. People’s yearning for beauty, meaning and wonder are a thirst for the numinous. And, like a man denied water in a desert, the illusion can still be as enticing as the actual: A mirage is no less enticing for not being true.

How then are we to promote humanism in the teeth of “rainbows”? Even by postulating science we seem to tread on our own toes: through science we appear to reduce humanity to simply being animals. There appears to be nothing “special” about us. And science trumps rainbows again and again. Humanity’s flight from reason is beginning to sound like the blur of jet-engines. Science’s answers are breed and breathe, not helpful in defining meaning.

And in the face of this, we know people would choose mirages over empty sand. But why do people choose superstition again and again? Science appears to make life dull, meaningless and utterly worthless. As I’ve said and as is my main point: science does in itself give no answer. It is a tool to discover the world and universe. It is the most powerful tool – so powerful that we have established facts that are true throughout the universe. No superstition can make such a bold claim and justify it.

But with all its power and beauty, science appears to dissolve humans from their core into lifeless husks pushed and manipulated by bacteria and a fragile brain. As Bertrand Russell put it at the beginning of What I Believe: “Man is a part of Nature, not something contrasted with Nature. His thoughts and his bodily movements follow the same laws that describe the motion of stars and atoms.”(5) People’s usual reaction is the sound of a rainbow shattering: No! I refuse to be scientifically measurable and subject to those same laws! I am special!

Yet, if we stop, if we breathe, if we ponder perhaps the rainbow reforms. Consider: a rainbow is no less beautiful in that we know it is a mixture of light and condensation. And life is no less beautiful, miraculous or awe-inspiring just because we are subject to physical laws. In fact we are not subjects, we are discoverers. The word “law” implies prescriptive, whereas Natural Laws are descriptive as the sky is blue. You can not defy gravity, deny germs. That is part of Natural Laws. Understanding these Laws has helped us create a better society (we have eradicated smallpox through our understanding of natural laws, to name a small example; we are able to make crops that help billions of chronically poor thanks to people like the great Nobel laureate Norman Borlaugh).

Yes. We are subject to the same descriptive equations that fit anything. If there is one human here and another human there, that makes two humans. Descriptions do not make it any less amazing that we are around to calculate such a simple matter! I find it incredible that I am “obeying” the same Laws as a entire planets and powerful stars (from where we all came in the first place).

I find that my connection to the universe is there, literally written in the stars. I do not want to be above the world I want to be part of it. I do not want to be some special being observing animals, I want to be part of a great animal kingdom myself. That we have touched the moon, the stars, the sky, that we all have loves, hates, fears, is testament to our need to belong. We all want to belong to something higher or greater than us – the aspirations for the numinous, by traversing the paths of rainbows – but I think humanism finally launches hooks to pull those rainbows down. Like a great sheet it must tumble. We must bring ourselves back down to earth.

We need only grasp that we are here, alone and dependant upon each other for this to work. Though the rainbows are beautiful, we must not forget they are still people. Whether you see a rainbow or a mixture of light and condensation, we are the same. We want to belong and there is nothing better to belong to than that great ape: Homo sapiens. We must eradicate the fear that science destroys the numinous and show it inspires the grandest connection of all: We are connected to the stars, the planets, the galaxies. All of us. If there is anything greater to be connected to, I have not found it. And I will even make a prediction based on the stars: I do not think there will ever be anything greater than this concurrent connection. Rejoice in your belonging to the cosmos.

And don’t forget to breathe.


REFERENCES

1. Gribbin, J. and Gribbin, M. (1998) Being Human. London: Phoenix Paperbacks.

2. I hate the term “going ape” – I find other apes to be more civil than most humans.

3. Attenborough, D. (1986) ‘The Compulsive Communicators’ in Life on Earth: A Natural History. London: Fontana Paperbacks, p. 302

4. Dawkins, R. (2006) Unweaving the Rainbow. London: Penguin.

5. Russell, B. (2001) What I Believe. London: Routledge

 

Why Sarah Palin Should Scare You…

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

I watched Sarah Palin’s speech during the Republican National Convention, and I have to disagree with most of the punditry that it was some sort of stroke of brilliance. Ms. Palin’s speech during the RNC was filled with lies about her record, lacked any specificity, demeaned community organizers, and used her ‘experience’ as a PTA member and mayor of a small hamlet as some sort of force multiplier that magically made her more experienced than Barack Obama or even Joe Biden.

But more importantly for the readers of this site she (perhaps wisely) did not discuss her religious views. In short, Sarah Palin is a closet Christian extremist. In a previous article, Roy mentioned that Palin believed in teaching creationism in the classroom. With China generating 300,000 engineering degrees a year – 240,000 more than the United States and roughly a 25% high rate per capita – we seriously risk endangering our position as the technology capital of the world especially if we are mired in such distractions.

She does not believe in abortion rights even in case of rape, incest, or the health of the mother, despite this position only supported by 18% of the population. Even among those who consider themselves ‘pro-life’, she is in the minority, as most believe that some sort of exception must be made.

Palin also has very little knowledge or opinions on foreign affairs and even less (if any) experience. But what she does believe in should scare you; I will let this video speak for itself.

This, combined with McCain indicating that he would pursue a hyperaggressive, confrontational foreign policy along with the possibility that neoconservative “Democrat” Joe Lieberman may fly up to Alaska to ‘tutor’ Palin on such matters is truly terrifying. In short, I cannot trust either McCain or Palin with the world’s most powerful conventional military and its second largest nuclear arsenal.

But behind every far-right fundamentalist is a far-right fundamentalist church. Meet the Wasilla Bible Church.

From it’s gay-to-straight conversion camps to its pastor invoking the typical “America is a sinful nation, Doomsday be upon you!” screed, it certainly does not look encouraging to secularists or even the majority of Christians.

Some may be wondering why I won’t bring up Barack Obama’s former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright to be ‘fair’. This is because Rev. Wright’s political views are just that – political; although I don’t agree with much (if anything) that he said, after hearing his sermons it is clear that Rev. Wright justifies his views from his personal experiences and political leanings and NOT the Bible; it is very conceivable that if Rev. Wright were an atheist, Buddhist, or any other religion, he would still hold the same political views.

Visit Jesusland North

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Many Americans are familiar with the term Jesusland, and it’s connotation that (the Democratic-voting) half of America is so ideologically different than the (Republican-voting) other half, that it should secede and join with the more liberal Canada. There would than be two redrawn nations in North America – the United States of Canada and Jesusland.

However, most of the Jesusland maps arrogantly assume all of Canada is a bastion of social democracy and progressive liberal policies. I’m here to make the case that Alberta deserves a place with the big boys of evangelism and right-wing politics.

For those who don’t know, Alberta is a province (it’s like really big state, like Texas) in Western Canada, which has about 3.5 million people (about 10% of Canada’s population), two major cities (Calgary and Edmonton – both roughly a million people) and the second busiest highway in Canada (ref) connecting the two cities. There are several universities (U of Calgary, Lethbridge, Alberta, and Athabasca U), and a bunch of tech schools and colleges. Being still in Canada, we have public healthcare and gun laws. Also, Alberta (surprisingly) reported the second highest non-religious rate (after very liberal British Columbia) in the last census (ref).

Southern and rural Alberta however, features some of the largest Mormon concentrations in Canada, as well as large Baptist and Evangelical seminaries. Many of the conservative religions are growing fast in Alberta, while the traditionally liberal churches are dropping steadily. Those who reported “Apostolic”, “Born-again Christian” and “Evangelical” as their brand of Christian increased in number by 1.5 times since the past census.

In Cochrane, a small town outside of Calgary, there are 19 (active) churches for just over 14,000 residents. Cochrane also features one of Canada’s largest Baptist Seminaries. And to top it off at least one public school science teacher in Cochrane hangs posters in his class with slogans like “Be a somebody, God doesn’t make nobodies”, and answers questions on the creation of the asteroid belt with “some people believe God did it.”

This is a good point to let you know in grade six in this province, you learn “Sky Science” instead of astronomy. Reading this outline you think it may as well be astrology:

In science, our grade six class will be studying Sky Science. In the grade six curriculum for Sky Science students are expected to observe, describe, and interpret the movement of objects in the sky; and identify pattern and order in these movements. Students will explore a web page with previewed sites listed. It is with these sites students will create a database for each of The Planets. Students will also complete research on The Explorers – Space Travel and Celestial Bodies.

I realize that this isn’t enough to warrant Jesusland inclusion, so let me tell you more.

Our province didn’t vote for our current (super-)majority conservative government. 40% of people voted, and of them 53% actually voted conservative (note that’s about 21% of the population who voted for the government), yet the Conservatives now have 72 of 83 seats here. See George W. Bush and his Republican team are amateurs at stealing an election compared to our “Progressive” Conservatives. Oh, and in the last federal election we voted 60% Conservative, yet they swept every riding in the province. Now the media doesn’t even think a seat change is possible here.

But wait, there’s more. This is a government with the power to pass anything without worrying about debate, yet they still go behind closed doors and pass things like a raise in private school funding from 60% to 70%. I should also note, that many of our private charter schools funded by this are religious schools that discriminate against students and staff who won’t sign statements of faith. Further, we also retain a (publicly-funded) Catholic school board.

And if you’re worried about prayer in school, we’ve actually legislated that it’s allowed! Our provincial laws allow for “religious and patriotic instruction” and if you don’t want to participate you have to bring in a note (from your parents, because young’uns in this province can’t think for themselves) and then sit in the hall. And this isn’t just a wacky law that no one follows, it’s used to allow for the Lord’s Prayer to be said in a public school in Stettler (Eastern rural Alberta).

But even better, is if you take a short drive from Stettler you can find Canada’s first permanent creation museum. Quite the affront to one of the greatest excavations of dinosaur bones and most impressive museums in the world.

Luckily, a new Centre for Inquiry community (yes, we do spell Centre with an RE in Canada) in Calgary and is part of a larger movement to help combat this lunacy, but it’s only a start. So until the rationalists win, or I get run out of this province.

Walk the Line, Brother Tariq

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Perhaps it was my namesake that started this but now I must take a stand. Those of you who are unfamiliar with Tariq Ramadan, need only browse a few sites to get up-to-date. We could contextualise Ramadan in the following way (to paraphrase the great Francis Wheen): A mind so open that his brain has fallen out.

A brief bio describes him this way:

Named by Time magazine as one of the 100 most important innovators of the 21st century, Tariq Ramadan occupies a unique place among leading Islamic thinkers. Representing a new generation of Islamic reformers, Dr. Ramadan advocates the exploration and application of Islamic traditions and values within a modern pluralistic context, calling on Western Muslims to embrace Western culture rather than reject it. A Swiss national, he is a well-respected professor of philosophy at the College of Geneva and Professor of Islamic Studies at the University of Fribourg. In fall 2004 Ramadan was appointed Henry R. Luce Professor of Religion, Conflict and Peacebuilding at the Kroc Institute at the University of Notre Dame in Indiana, USA.

Ramadan has written more than twenty books exploring the difficult issues of reinterpretation and reform within Islam itself and between the Islamic world and its neighbors around the globe. His books include Western Muslims and the Future of Islam (Oxford University Press, 2003), Islam, the West, and the Challenges of Modernity(The Islamic Foundation, 2000), To Be a European Muslim(The Islamic Foundation, 1998), and Jihad, Violence, War and Peace in Islam (in French only, Tawhid, 2002). He has also published a total of 700 contributions or articles in collective books, academic reviews, and magazines.

Ramadan serves as an expert in various commissions linked to the Brussels Parliament, and is a member of several working parties concerned with Islam in the world and on the continent: Deutsches Orient Institute, British Council, Vienna Peace Summit, The Parliament of the World’s Religions 2004 in Barcelona, and the “Laïcité et Islam” commission of the French Educational League.(1)

 

Very impressive, you might think. I’d agree. But what does he really represent?

He straddles the middle-ground of extremist Islamists like the society his grandfather help start, The Muslim Brotherhood, and the vaporous beauty espoused by Karen Armstrong and Reza Aslan. Like a poor animal knocked over in the middle of the road, he is struggling and rolling clumsily to either side.

Perhaps my dislike of Ramadan began with his view on the stoning of women. In a discussion with Nicholas Sarkozy (on a French show called ‘One Hundred Minutes to Convince’), Ramadan gave his view on this disgusting practice: 

Ramadan … replied that he favored a moratorium on such practices but refused to condemn the law outright.(2)

I can hear ‘Where Is My Mind’ beginning its first chords – and I think we have found Ramadan’s theme song. Brothers and sisters of freethought, rationalism and reason – what is a moratorium? Let us consult Meriam-Webster. It gives us these two definitions:

1 a: a legally authorized period of delay in the performance of a legal obligation or the payment of a debt b: a waiting period set by an authority

2: a suspension of activity (3)

Yes, let us think long and hard about whether it’s okay to stone women to death. Let’s first pause it for a while – but not stop it completely. This decision requires deep thought and, Ramadan’s favourite word, ‘contextualisation’. This corresponds to my favourite word: BS. We need to make ourselves good BS-detectors and my detector is spinning when it comes close to Ramadan-speak.

In a recent book about Tariq Ramadan (hence why this article is in ‘News’), Caroline Fourest carefully dissects the rhetariq, I mean, rhetoric of Ramadan. She gives numerous examples of his views. If his view on stoning women is not enough to upset you about this line-straddling “academic” mumbo-jumbo merchant, note that according to Ramadan”

[T]he reason women should be veiled is that ‘men are the weakest of the two [genders] and because the way men look at women is much more fragile than the reverse. This veil is a protection for the weakest of the two.’ In other words: women must be covered up to protect men from their own carnal appetites. Ramadan also counsels for ‘modesty’ in general: ‘If you try to attract men’s look by your forms, your perfume, your appearance or your gestures… you are not taking a spiritual path.’ A Muslim woman ‘can’t marry a man from another religion.’ And nor can she divorce.(4)

This form of thinking should be banished along with astrology, numerology, alchemy and other fibs of the Dark Ages. Where is the promotion of freedom? Where is the promotion of happiness and choice for all? Don’t look to Ramadan unless you want enmeshed tangled weeds of unreason, sprouting from the fecund decayed ground of nonsense. 

Many are looking for Reformation in Islam – and they are looking to this double-speaker to do it. The middle ground will get us nowhere and I find it shocking that THIS is who represents moderate Muslims: A man who would bring back views of women from darker times. I urge everyone to read this book and to familiarise yourself with the problems of Islam, its leaderships and its tenets. And to improve your mumbo-jumbo detectors.

Brother Tariq: The Doublespeak of Tariq Ramadan by Caroline Fourest (Foreword by Denis MacShane) is published by The Social Affairs Unit, 2008, 293. pp.

 

Hysteria over LHC reaches critical mass

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Many of us love to regularly complain about the mainstream media and its atrocious coverage of science, but with the recent news of the first particle injections at CERN’s newly-completed Large Hadron Collider, it seems that there can be absolutely no mistake about the abysmal state of science reporting.

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In the Teeth of Rainbows – Part 1

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

The Indelible Stamp

When words can not do, consider breathing. When you breathe in, it begins one of the most complex, beautiful and structured events to occur throughout the known universe. As air passes through your nostrils, the elimination of harmful excesses begins. It is a tough agent who is able to survive your body’s display of your immune system. After the air has passed through your nostrils, filtered by tiny hairs and mucus, it passes down into your throat. It then travels down into your lungs, caged behind your ribs. There your lungs fill like balloons. Blood is oxygenated – which attaches energy to blood cells to deliver it to every part of your body. The chemical reactions that take place, on even a microscopic level, would fill several blackboards of any chemistry lab. Yet this is happening right now, while you read this.

I have used words but words can do little justice to the intricate net of complexity, which begins its first stitching when we breathe. This is how we know we are alive. Strange as it may seem this is the answer to one of the biggest questions we face as conscious entities: “How do I know I’m alive?” Biologically the answer is: “You are breathing.”

But that does not make it fulfilling or all-encompassing of this question. Consider the Meaning of Life: in this same way the meaning of life is to pass on your genes. I do not find either of these answers satisfactory. I would never reply with “to breed” – even though this is the correct answer. I might not use this, but maybe some sexually active people might. Does this mean they are living more fulfilling lives than the rest of us? No. In fact it is, more often than not, quite the opposite.

Life and its mysteries are not dispelled by chemical equations and biology, or philosophy and religion. As Darwin said “there is a grandeur in this view of life”, viewing it through the wonder that science and open-mindedness afford. I can not sway you to accept science or naturalism as opposed to religion or supernaturalism. As I said, words can not do. But we have to ask, are we not awed at our existence through the discoveries of science? As opposed to the gibbering, slavish, pestilential existence that is so depraving on display, as grown men and women supplicate themselves before an invisible god. What monotheist god lavishes in carnal human exhibitions, as opposed to demanding us to cover our bodies, never speak of sexual doings, to shroud women from head-to-toe? Where is the humanity in feeling sickened by what makes us human, where is the humanity in hating the only gateway we have with this world, our world?

Humanism entails nothing supernatural to its tenets. We are dealing with the Here, the Current, The Brief Spotlight we have on this world. And we are unique in how we deal with that spotlight. Sir Peter Medawar (1) considers humans the only species to live in the spotlight, with a consideration for what occurred in the darkness of the past and the darkness of the future and we should not be wasting our brief time in the spotlight of the present.

And it certainly is brief. Our longing for something more, something intrinsically beyond our conception but which touches us at so-called “divine moments” is perfectly natural. But natural does not mean good. The leaves of plants are natural and there is a misconception regarding it to be healthy, or worse, good for us. Plants are a form of life – they don’t want to be eaten. To suppose that plants are healthy or good for us intrinsically is to give into the homocentric – the opposite of humanist – notion that something occurring naturally in the world is created for our pleasure. No it is not. Plants have poisons and toxins and thorns precisely to ward off groping fingers. Natural is not good: Cancer is natural, myopia is natural, but that is not necessarily a good thing.

Humanism then does not deny the numinous and transcendent (2), in fact as a humanist I’m trying to inspire it. But instead of directing our awe at something invisible, we should direct it at something beautiful. Even gazing at the incredible flagellum of Escherichia coli is enough to make any decent person pause. As I stated in an article for Skeptic (3), humans should feel ashamed at their pathetic form of transport: putting one foot in front of the other – when compared to E. coli’s powerful motors thrusting its way toward food. We fade into a monotone of ability when faced with the power of a micro-organism: creating propellers, make-shift cities that can destroy and travel, the ability to destroy hundreds of people by being inside their body. But don’t stop there: consider scientists using E. coli to create smart-drugs that can fight cancer as the cancer changes; consider it being the first organism to have its genes isolated. In fact, it is a minority of people on this planet who don’t have E. coli in their gut protecting them this instant (4).

And humans? Take a moment to look at the power of micro-organisms and reflect: It is humanity who are the slaves, not those bacteria who live in us. In fact, we could not live without most of that bacteria. My question is actually incorrect. I shouldn’t say “humans” – because if we took a measurement of DNA throughout our body, most of it would not be human. The question is actually this: where do these bacteria inside end and we begin?


1. Medawar, P.B. & J.S. (1977) The Life Science. London: Wildwood House.

2. I am averse to the word “spiritual” as it has too many connotations. But the idea is still similar.

3. Moosa, T. (2008) ‘Darwin’s Tiny White Box’ in Skeptic, Vol. 14 (3)

4. Zimmer, C. (2008) Microcosm: E coli and the new science of life. London: William Heinemann.

Hawking bets Large Hadron Collider won’t find Higgs Boson

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Yesterday, renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking announced that he is literally betting (to the tune of $100, or about E70) that CERN’s Large Hadron Collider won’t accomplish its primary objective of detecting the elusive Higgs Boson.

“I think it will be much more exciting if we don’t find the Higgs. That will show something is wrong, and we need to think again. I have a bet of 100 dollars that we won’t find the Higgs,” he said.

This marks the third, publicly-announced wager Hawking has made over a matter of science: he once wagered a year’s subscription to Penthouse that conclusive evidence of the existence of black holes would not be discovered (he has said that he is 95% sure he has already lost this bet), and in 2004 he conceded a bet with astrophysicist John Preskill over the resolution of a paradox involving the loss of information in black holes.

If Hawking is right, not only will it end his apparent losing streak, it will also “show something is wrong” with the so-called Standard Model of Physics, though he has optimistically told the BBC that “whatever the LHC finds, or fails to find, the results will tell us a lot about the structure of the universe.” The Higgs Boson is an as-yet hypothetical component of the Model whose role in particle physics is to confer atomic structures with mass.

One Australian news source has claimed that Hawking’s bet is that the LHC simply “won’t work,” though Hawking has stated that the LHC could instead find certain physical structures that would be “a key confirmation of string theory, and they could make up the mysterious dark matter that holds galaxies together.” There does not appear to be any evidence from Hawking’s own statements that he believes that the LHC “won’t work.”

The Large Hadron Collider, whose first experimental test was today (it was successful), has been under intense media scrutiny over hysteria surrounding one German physicist’s largely unsubstantiated claim that the LHC could annihilate the Earth by creating miniature black holes. At the height of this hysteria, CERN scientists were particularly annoyed to find themselves the target of a lawsuit by a group of Hawaiians who were afraid that the LHC would either eat the Earth with a black hole, or just render it a mass of inert matter via a hypothetical “strangelet.” One particularly snarky rebuttal to this charge can be found here, and further safety information about the Large Hadron Collider can be found on CERN’s website.

Joseph Lykken, theoretical physicist at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, reminded CNN reporters that “when Columbus sails west, he thought he was going to find something. He didn’t find what he thought he was going to find, but he did find something interesting.”

The world still seems to exist

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Reports are still coming in, but so far it seems that the Earth has not been destroyed by the LHC. We don’t have enough information yet, but it seems to still be here.

It is potentially arguable though, that we don’t have any transitional Earths between yesterday and today, and so the theory of the Earth still existing remains just that. It seems equally likely that the Earth was destroyed yesterday, but then instantly recreated by God an intelligent external agent this morning in the exact state that it would be had the Earth not been destroyed.

In fact, both the “theory” of the Earth still existing and the instant re-creation are equally valid, so both ought to be taught with equal time in our public schools. Otherwise we are denying our children access to the best science available.

In fact, I would wager that the idea of external re-creation is being dogmatically kept out of our schools and academic institutions by established Big Science. We must expose the ivory tower frauds for what they are. Support the Theory of External Re-Creation!

Exclusive Edger Photoshop: General Obama

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Obama = General Adama

McCain = Colonel Tigh

Palin = President Roslin

Who’s Biden?

An interview with Dr. Terese Hart

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Dr. Terese Hart is a scientist and conservationist. She has spent over 30 years in the Congo where many significant events of her life have taken place. There she met her husband (Dr. John Hart) and gave birth to two of her three daughters. Under the support of New York Zoological Society, together they studied many aspects of the Ituri Forest, including the uses of it’s pharmacological contents, the socio-economic impact of human migrations, and most famously, the Okapi. While there, she helped setup a Research and Training Center that eventually led to the Okapi Wildlife Reserve (a world heritage site.) She also briefly served as the director of the Wildlife Conservation Society-Congo out of Kinshasa.

Some of the Hart’s time in the Ituri Forest was spent with the Bambutis, among whom was our favorite – Kenge. A documentary available at Google Video, Hearts of Brightness, describes their time there and work studying the Okapi (link at the bottom).

Currently, she is involved in a new project known as TL2 where she leads operations as the coordinator. I got a chance to ask her some questions last week while she’s visiting the States. Below are her replies.

What have you been doing with your time since leaving the WCS-C?I along with my husband, John, who also left WCS and a group of other people we have worked with over the years are exploring a new area of DR Congo with the objective of creating a protected area.  The area we call TL2 for the three rivers of central DR Congo: Tshuapa, Lomami and Lualaba. Details here:  http://www.bonoboincongo.com/

Why did you decide to leave?

Some new people in NY.  A new concept of WCS-Congo – no longer the place for me.

[New York is WCS-central]

WCS grew a great deal since my husband and I joined (mid 80s).  Its funding also changed from the private donations of generous and non-demanding NY wealth to short term agency donations or grants that required proposals and reports.  The direction in NY grew and had its own needs and own desires for “making sense” of its international program. Result: much less freedom for opportunistic or grass-roots conservation growth…something we felt was essential in a country where lawless rebels and conservation compete for the same land.

Do you still spend time in the Congo?
Eight to ten months a year where I am director of the TL2 Project. I am in the USA this month as my middle daughter becomes a mom (and John and I grandparents).

Tell us more about the TL2 project. I understand yourself, your husband and your colleagues are working to track down Bonobos and Okapis. How exactly do you find these creatures?
We have just moved to this website: http://www.bonoboincongo.com/about-us/
We are talking about hundreds and hundreds of km in dug-out and on-foot.  We use signs (dung, nests, feeding sign) and sometimes we are delighted to actually see bonobo and okapi in their forest. The fear is that bushmeat hunting will take them out before they are adequately protected…already there are large areas of “empty” forest.

What is your day to day work like (within this project)? Is it a lot of surveying and cataloging?
We work as a team (again look at website). My own role includes information and political facilitation…this is really fascinating because political facilitation means everything from a small village to national ministries.

What are some of your most vivid memories of your years in Africa?
a) Vivid and frightening – our 6 week old daughter almost died (1982) of bronchitis..can’t mention this without heart felt thanks to mission hospital in Nyankunde (destroyed recently in Hema-Lendu wars) and the Mission Aviation Fellowship.
b) Vivid and frightening – our girls’ teacher (an ex-peace corps worker) attacked by crocodile when bathing with my daughters. She lost her arm but survived. Extremely tough and brave woman.
c) Vivid and awe inspiring – putting a radio collar on an okapi in a pit.
d) Vivid, awe inspiring and frightening – coming face to face with elephant around a corner on a narrow forest trail.

Do you have any fond memories of Kenge?
I could not have done my PhD without Kenge. He was very bright and very articulate. He would grasp what was needed and make it happen. “You need to distinguish between related species?  Ok – look at these characters.”  “You need the flowers of that canopy tree? OK- we will climb it.”  “You need to see a different kind of forest?  Well lets go, it will take a day to get there, bring lots of food.”  He had a great sense of humor, would understate the obvious, and make fun of us along with everyone else.
And he was genuinely fond of us.  He would unexpectedly give us wonderful gifts.  This might sound odd as an example: but once he went out alone hunting and killed an okapi with a spear; it was a very big event.  He did it for his daughter’s “coming out”.  That evening he quietly brought us the most choice and significant part of the carcass – the full udder.
But Kenge was an alcoholic and that was always a problem between us.  As the years went on it became a bigger problem and I as had more people working on projects we could not overlook his being late or absent on account of drunkenness.  He tried casting out the demons of alcoholism traditionally.  He tried swearing off.  But it never worked…and he would drink the most fearsome of local brews.

Do/did the dangers of living in rebel territories deter you?
I have rarely felt personally threatened….Although we have fled (to avoid being threatened) a couple of times.

Care to speculate on the future of African civil wars?
Sigh – no I don’t want to speculate.  Conservation has to be strong enough with wide enough support to work in a wide variety of situations; otherwise extinction is just waiting for the first political slip up.

What is a solution?
For conservation it is obviously not just good enough to have the national gov’t proclaim a protected area, there has to be local support and support by the land holding ethnic group and by both the powerless and the powerful.   Just last year when one ethnic group worked to create a protected area in another (rival) ethnic group’s area, several groups of bonobo which had survived close to villages disappeared and conservationists were run out of a village.  That is conservation gone wrong.

How passionate or apathetic are the average locals of their natural heritage?
That is very variable. Some of the strongest conservation feelings come when outside groups (foresters, mining companies, rival groups (see above)…) want to exploit a forest that traditionally belonged to a local group. Conservation has to be able to use this sense of local pride and ownership if it is going to be successful.

How has formal conservation changed through the decades?
I can only speak from my own experience within one group (WCS). It went from allowing a great deal of autonomy to individual researchers/conservationists to attempting to build a centrally controlled organization. I think that most big organizations are similar. Small organizations have more flexibility – and can generally be closer to the ground and respond more quickly to needs and changing situations.

Is there any particular aspect of it that you don’t like?

Any part of conservation I don’t like? Watching slow (or rapid) declines in animal populations and not being able to effectively counter it in even a small area….That can be for any or several of many different reasons….

There is a certain amount of turf-protecting that happens in Conservation. Sometimes it is best to allow one vision and one organization to get things underway. Where we have seen things go wrong is where a big conservation organization is “taken for a ride”. They accept without critical evaluation what a local “entrepreneur” posing as “their conservationist” tells them is being carried out on the ground. All good for society publicity, but an area becomes off-limits, and results highly suspect.

There are no schools of conservation, yet a larger fighting force is needed. What do you propose is a way to attract attention?
Conservation needs allies in science, journalism, and politics. I don’t think that it needs schools but rather classes in all schools and champions in all walks of life. It needs more air time, print space, etc.

The gorilla massacre of 2007, where were you?
I was in Kinshasa

Do you/did you have any personal suspicions in the case?
I knew that there were some very negative people in positions of power that affected conservation. I think that the Nat Geo article was quite good. There are some excellent people working for conservation in Goma…absolutely top rate. But these are often fighting a battle against forces strengthened by the continuing war.

North America is rife with green fads such as the use of cloth grocery bags, and fluorescent light bulbs? Is this a really a solution? If not, what more needs to be done?
If people individually reduce their impact on the environment – it is a good thing. But many environment problems must be addressed globally and we must figure out ways for people who are able to make their small environmental contribution at home to make a small environmental contribution in other places around the globe with the same certainty of a true impact as when they personally only use cloth grocery bags. I am not only talking about global warming or other huge global phenomena but also local impacts such as deforestation or commercial bushmeat hunting in a country with a very poor population unlikely to be able to save its own resources unaided.

Ultimately, the power over nature lies in the hands of large economies and militaries. Can we transform the way these operate?
Well we have to try, don’t we?

What’s it like to step down in Kinshasa, and visit a gorilla reserve for a first timer? Is it really as idealistic as we might imagine or is it commercialized by now?
At this time very little is successfully commercialized for tourists in DR Congo. Gorilla viewing more than other activities but the experience is still very raw. Wonderfully so, I think. You almost certainly won’t step down in Kinshasa though if you are gorilla viewing but rather enter the Congo from the east (ie enter Goma to visit the gorillas of Virunga Nat Park or enter Bukavu to visit gorillas in Kahuzi Biega Nat Park. These are not the only parks or places with the gorillas but they are the only places where habituation has occurred)

To what extent has the forest cover reduced in the recent decades?
Varies in different areas (very little in the TL2 where we are working). Some good studies happening using satellite imagery (WRI and CARPE…)

All unreal expectations and hopes aside, where do you think will we be in 50 years time?
My hope, and I feel that it is possible, is that there will be a large and effective conservation area in the TL2 area of Congo. To think larger than what I am immediately working on is hard….. I do feel generally that we have to work area by area and we have to craft our efforts such that any success will be an important success and that there will not be large wasted efforts.

So there you have it, straight from the horse’s mouth. We hear so much about all the politics and adventures behind conservation, so I feel very privileged to hear what happens behind the scenes from a person with such experience. I thank Dr. Hart for answering these questions for us and putting up with a noob interviewer, and offer her and her husband congrats on becoming grandparents!

** References

Hearts of Brightness – Google Video

NatGeo Article on the Virunga Massacre

The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, loving superintelligence drinking game

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Most of my last few articles have been either essentially academic treatments of religion or politics, or they have been current events. But I, like most college students, do (somehow) eventually grow tired of engaging with the most complicated philosophical and metaphysical claims ever advanced by thinking primates, and so sometimes we have nothing better to do but sit back and creatively manipulate our subjective ontologies with a healthful dose of Hitch-juice. However, because I (as a good humanist) am acutely aware of and concerned by the tragedy and crude hilarity that often follows alcohol wherever it goes, I have devised a new drinking game that will (hopefully) leave you and your friends very, very sober.

So, next time it’s a Friday night, a slow Wednesday, a weekend, or any weekday whose name ends in ‘Y,’ break out the God drinking game and don’t worry about bringing your own flask. Here are the rules:

  • Every time a preternatural superintelligence who was born in flesh of a virgin, murdered on a cross after brutal torture by the men he died loving, and miraculously risen from the dead as a sacrifice for your sins finds a better way of proving his endless love to the world than by appearing on a piece of burned toast, take a drink (only after close inspection to make sure Jesus isn’t watching from within the glass).
  • Every time a principled violation of the laws of physics is vigorously proven to exhaust all competing and also all possible natural explanations, you might as well just drink yourself stupid because all rational descriptions of the universe relating effects with causes just got thrown out the window anyway.
  • Every time a broad, controlled, double-blind medical experiment proves that people of certain religious persuasions are completely immune to all known chemical toxins, sit down with your Christian friends and all take shots from a gallon jug of gasoline. Last one living is the most faithful.
  • Is God incapable of missing the cup, or does God simply choose not to miss the cup in every instance? Either way, drink it, because God can just transgress a shut-out on your ass whenever he thinks he could have.
  • But isn’t the real question “should you crack a Natty because God loves the harsh, salty taste of Natty, or does God love the harsh, salty taste of Natty because you should crack it?”
  • Every time any of your religious friends decides to bypass a lively public debate and go straight to a peer-reviewed scientific journal with his or her rigorous proof of the existence of God, ask them to lend you some of their Nobel Prize money to buy a keg. If you are an atheist, you will need the entire keg.
  • The next time you encounter a Holocaust survivor, take several drinks of liquid courage before you tell him or her that the Holocaust was not an instance of true moral evil because it gave the Jews the chance to act bravely before being butchered by a ruthless dictatorship. Believe me, without either several drinks or tenure at Oxford, this will seem like a profoundly stupid thing to do.
  • Tell your friend that, for any fine alcoholic beverage “P” that can actually obtain, God could always design a beverage “P+1″ that is sweeter and more refreshing, and a beverage “P+1+1″ and a beverage “P+1+1…+1,” therefore it is logically impossible for an omnipotent God to actually obtain a perfectly fine beverage (since any such beverage P could always be sweetened to a beverage P+1), therefore the property of omnipotence cannot ever be actualized (or even described) and is therefore absurd, and that therefore “an omnipotent being exists” is an absurd statement. If they resolve this problem, reward them with a beverage “P!” and watch their liver explode.
  • If God wants the beer to stay fresh and is willing but unable to keep it cold, take a shot. If God wants to beer to stay fresh and is able but not willing to keep it cold, take a shot. If God both wants the beer to stay fresh and is also able to do so, then why the hell are you taking shots in the first place?
  • Suppose you are walking through the New Hampshire Liquor Store and you happen upon a watch nestled between the rows upon rows of alcohol. If you conclude that the watch happened to fall into place by chance, you really need stop drinking. If you conclude that God, despite his omnipotent omnibenevolence, would design something so complex as a watch and then give it to the kind of person who would take off their watch in the New Hampshire Liquor Store and just leave it somewhere, you should probably take up drinking.
  • If you are still able to believe, despite all the ruthlessly materialistic conclusions of neuroscience, that your conscious experience is more than a mere epiphenomenon of the physical components of your brain and is instead its own, separate entity with a distinct ontological reality, take fifteen more shots and then try to convince yourself that Cartesian dualism is viable.
  • Remember, alcoholism “is a unified system of beliefs and practices relative to drunken things, that is to say, things set apart and drawn all over with sharpies when they pass out at a party.” Do not ever, ever convert.

This article is not to be misconstrued as encouraging, promoting, or condoning process theology among minors.

American Chronicle covers secularism

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

There’s an impressive post at the American Chronicle today. It covers the history of secularism, George Bush’s faith-based initiatives, the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, Christopher Hedge’s “I Don’t Believe in Atheists”, and the future of secularism.

It’s quite long, but well worth the read. I’ll just give some highlights here:

Jefferson, George Washington, Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin and other leading revolutionaries leaned toward deism in their own beliefs, distrusting churches and holy texts, prayers and miracles, and believing essentially in a deity who had supposedly created everything and then gone on break. They were not atheists, but theists who distrusted all religions, even their own. And their tolerance extended to tolerance of atheism: “Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear,” wrote Jefferson.

In one of these cases, the DOJ defended the Salvation Army’s right to take public money to run social services and still fire employees who do not agree with its religious creed. In another case, the DOJ filed a brief in a Florida case arguing that banning religious school vouchers would violate the U.S. Constitution, a claim the U.S. Supreme Court has never endorsed.

MRFF reports having been contacted by more than 5,000 active duty and retired soldiers who say they were pressured by their commanding officers to convert to christianity.

McCain’s vice-presidential running mate, who would be a very uncertain heartbeat away from the presidency of a nation capable of destroying the entire planet at the push of a button believes the planet was created in six days and that she can simply choose not to believe the evidence of global warming. We now have government programs run by religions, which are called “faith-based groups” instead of religions. We have candidates promising to defend discriminatory marriage policies in obedience to religion. And we have christian proselytizing in the U.S. military. This trend in the direction of state religion has swamped a small current in the opposite direction that in 2007 saw Congressman Pete Stark become the first Congressman in U.S. history to dare to admit he was an atheist.

In a recent article called “The Dangerous Atheism of Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris,” [Christopher Hedges] failed to include any indication of what he thinks is dangerous about their atheism. Hedges thinks these other writers have horrible political opinions, but does not explain how those relate to atheism.

While President Bush may have spoken frequently with “God”, he also spoke frequently with his top advisor, Karl Rove, who had long been reported by numerous sources not to “believe in God.”

Of course, without theism, people could hate and kill others on the basis of race, class, ethnicity, and various other excuses. Atheism does not make any individual or population decent or good. Atheism doesn’t make anyone think in any particular way. But theism, by its very nature, encourages obedience to authorities, and belief that such authorities should be trusted even if their ways are mysterious. The bizarre American reaction to 9-11 in which Rudy Giuliani and George W. Bush were so comically turned into figures of authority was facilitated by religious thought. If so many people were not in the habit of turning to a lord or savior in times of fear, Hedges and all those trying to talk some sense into them would have a much easier task. If people were less like sheep in search of a shepherd, governments could not persuade them to kill each other at all

Russian Spam, Slander, and Hacked Accounts

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

There have been some odd things going on with the Secular Student Alliance during the past couple days.

First, I, along with the 1,066 members of the SSA’s Facebook group received the following message from Alison Bates, Field Director of the SSA, on September 4 at 11:24pm PST:

Subject: SSA sexually harasses employees and is corrupt

Message: The Secular Student Alliance executive director, August Brunsman watches porn at work and sexually harasses his employees. The organization is going to be shut down soon.

I seriously doubted Alison would send such a message since I know her to be a very nice person. The other factor that made me doubt it was her sending such a message was that she undoubtedly has access to all SSA e-mail contacts and would have also sent out this message over e-mail to everyone in SSA’s databases. My first conclusion: her account was hacked.

I started doing some sleuthing and found out from one source that Alison had recently quit the SSA this past week. This of course worried me because now it was more likely that the message actually had been sent by a disgruntled Alison. But again, the fact that this was not sent out as an e-mail to all people in SSA’s databases calmed me down somewhat.

I stayed up until 4:30am PST discussing this with some people and waiting for people on the East Coast to wake up so that I could ask them what the hell was going on. But alas, my body is weak, and I went to sleep. When I woke up I found another message from Alison, part of it went like so:

[...]Менеджеров по торговым маркам, менеджеров по продукту, директоров по маркетингу и рекламе, маркетологов и менеджеров по рекламе.

В результате обучения группа приобретет знания и навыки:
[...]

It was in Russian! Clearly it was a spam message. But to be sure, when I translated it with Google Translate, it said some things about marketing and whatnot. It was definitely spam. Plus, her Facebook profile has been defaced and is all in Russian now.

Conclusion: Alison’s account was hacked.

This conclusion was verified when August Brunsman, Executive Director of the SSA, sent out a Facebook message:

Hello SSA Facebook Group Members,

We apologize for the messages sent to the group members this morning. It does seem that the messages were sent from a hacked account. We have removed the account from the group.
[...]

However, there was still issue of Alison having quit her position at the SSA. It turns out this was true as well. When you look on the SSA Staff page, Alison is listed as being a former staff member. She resigned this past Wednesday, September 3, and did not give a reason for her departure. However, she says she did not send out those odd Facebook messages.

Now, of course this looks very odd. Alison resigns from her job, and then *boom* her account gets hacked and sends out a libelous message about the SSA’s Executive Director. However, let us just look at the facts:

  • A strange message unbecoming of Alison is sent out to all SSA Facebook members, but NOT to all SSA contacts on their e-mail database.
  • A message in Russian is sent from her Facebook account and her Facebook profile is now all in Russian.
  • Alison says she did not send those messages with her Facebook account.

Our best conclusion at the moment is that her account was hacked. Until any other evidence comes to light, this is the best fit scenario and should be taken as what really happened.

So, to conclude:

  • Alison resigned from her position at the SSA this week. And,
  • Her account got hacked.

There’s no use in speculating beyond that. It is expected that she will make a statement sometime this week about the situation. If anything else comes to light, I’ll report it.

Zeus et. al. poised to make a comeback

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

(Original post)

Ellinais, or the Sacred Society of Greek Ancient Religionists, has begun holding prayers to Athena (ancient Greek goddess of knowledge) and is protesting the Greek governments moving of statues from the Acropolis to modern museums. The ancient Greek religion was apparently made illegal in the fourth century, however police did not prevent the practitioners from holding their prayers.

The practitioners even claimed some divine evidence of their ceremony:

“Is it a coincidence that rain started falling when the ceremony started and ended at the same time as the ceremony? I think not,”

However, one could just as easily claim that the Christian God was pissed after being upstaged some 1700 years later.

The ceremony featured some 200 practitioners. It appears the atheists can no longer use the “no one believes in Zeus anymore” argument.

What would a 21st century democratic theocracy look like?

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Last month, I wrote about how tired I was that so much of this year’s election coverage has been about which of our two leading American presidential candidates loves Jesus more. This remains the case-I still don’t care whether Barack Obama’s old reverend subscribes to liberation theology or not, I still don’t care whose version of Christianity John McCain claims to believe, and I really, genuinely, honest-to-whoever do not care whether or not Joe Biden is a practicing Catholic. In fact, the thing that I love most about Joe Biden is that he is actually about policy and not oblique piety; his is a refreshing turn from political rhetoric that has large devolved into a contest of conservative Christian buzzwords (”values voter” and “culture of life” are my favorites) and infantile political gimmicks designed with the religious in mind.

That being said, what does interest and concern me is the fact that just about everybody else in the country does seem to care about this stuff.

It is simply an unavoidable truth of our political circumstances (and a rather unpleasant truth at that for secular voters) that strong religious beliefs form the perspective through which a great many Americans view their prospective leaders. The normative American cultural assumption is that the Bible is the obvious foundational source of goodness (note its most popular colloquial appellation: “the Good Book”), and so candidates’ political stances are vetted as much by their congruence with Biblical values as they are with their actually being a good or a bad idea. In fact, on this pattern of “reasoning,” several very bad policies have persevered exclusively by their religious appeal, such as the so-called “Mexico City policy” and abstinence-only sex “education.

And yet these policies persist, despite the fact that both examples above appear so brutally stupid that one most wonder whether they were designed with failure as an objective. This leads one to wonder: what is it about our political discourse that permits stupidity to be tolerable, even virtuous, to many American voters? Why is it that three candidates for helmsman of the world’s most powerful battleship-of-state would be permitted to publicly admit to being evolution deniers and not simply laughed out of our discourse?

I think that the answer to this question is what may sound like a contradiction: that the United States can be said to be in the softcore stages of a democratic theocracy. By this term I do not just mean any theocracy that permits voting (since even Iran allows its citizens to choose a President, though the Supreme Leader is appointed), but rather, a democratic theocracy would be any state where certain religious values are so endemic in a society’s values and customs that little to no legal framework whatsoever is even necessary. To be more specific, I think that a modern democratic theocracy has three relevant, salient features:

  • A de facto state religion is already in place, so no overt de jure state religion is necessary. One of the principles of a true democratic theocracy is that there need not be any legal strictures requiring high officials to be of a particular religious persuasion, as is the case in totalitarian states like Iran and Vatican City, because the voting popular electorate does all of the enforcing on its own. It would be wildly paranoiac of me to say that this is exactly the case in the United States in every instance, but even the most optimistic observer must concede that this is the case in many instances. The religious demographics of the United States Congress, for example, help to draw this picture: somewhere from 12-16% of Americans call themselves “not affiliated” with any religion, but only about 2% of Congresspeople decline to declare a religious affiliation (even atheist Peter Stark calls himself a Unitarian). The Presidential demographics are even more appalling; only one non-Protestant Christian has ever been elected President, both of the current likely candidates are fighting furiously for the votes of the devout, and who among us would doubt that both candidacies could be imperiled by even a very minor slight of religion-based public policy? Why does Obama feel the need to quote the Bible when advocating the elimination of poverty, which any half-witted humanist knows is a good idea without particularly caring whether or not the Bible approves?
  • “Religious police” are not necessary because the religious body politic is fiercely self-policing. Again, nobody in the United States is going around killing their neighbors for picking up sticks on Sabbath, but we do have our own, peculiarly American ways of enforcing extremist religious values. Public criticism of any religion’s favorite metaphysics is obviously strictly off-limits for elected officials (even if such metaphysics are absolutely, demonstrably loony- note that the few politicians who do oppose teaching creationism in schools often do so on grounds of “keeping religion out of the classroom” rather than the factually appropriate “creationism is unscientific gobbledygook”), but this rule is more appropriately applied on the social level. People with sexual inclinations towards the same gender are essentially terrified into hiding the truth about themselves because they have good reason to fear such things as expulsion from their families, the obliteration of their good standing in certain communities, lifelong subjection to vitriol and venom from near and afar by the religious, and of course alienation from many religious communities. Where does this peculiar hatred of the homosexual come from? What logical reasons would we have for hating the gay, the secular, and the science teacher if not for our fellow citizens who place metaphysics above reason?
  • A nation’s values, especially the value of its electorate, are inextricably congruent with explicitly religious values. Focus on the Family, the Christian Coalition, the ACLJ, the aggregate of American bishoprics, and their counterparts across the spectrum of American Christianity do such a fine job of telling voters how to vote, who to vote for, and why the Bible says you should vote this way for this person, that official regulations forbidding formal religious tests for high office are useless. Creationist think tanks like the Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, and Creation Science Evangelism are so good at deceiving the public into thinking that there is some kind of “controversy” about evolution within the scientific community that the United States (one of the most savagely anti-evolution nations in the world) can maintain a majority popular stance in favor of young-earth Creationism despite having public schools that are required to teach the exact opposite. This is particularly effective where lax homeschooling standards permit parents to feed whatever garbage pseudoscience they desire to their children because there is often little to no real accountability for students who never learn how to think differently from their parents. Also unlike nearly every other wealthy liberal democracy in the world, the United States is afflicted with a massively revisionist historical complex wherein the Puritans, a cult of totalitarians who left Europe only because they weren’t permitted to brutally oppress their children in the manner they desired, can be portrayed as devout victims of injustice who went on to found an (explicitly Christian) nation with the help of a loving creator-god named Jesus. No other national history so ruthlessly corrupts reality as to build what could only be called an official founding-mythology plagiarized unabashedly from another theocracy’s playbook.

I do not for a moment believe that the United States is at risk of becoming the next Iran. I do not entertain even an inkling that formal oppression of the non-Christian is around the corner (which is to say that I am nowhere near as paranoid as many of the religious are!) and I have never, ever feared that my open secularism would ever threaten my personal well-being. What I do fear, however, is that the socially normative Christian sense of entitlement is growing- we have always seen it in our politics, and far more scarily, in our military. Our government, at least by the letter, is formally intolerant of theocracy, but our society seems to thirst for it. The majority opinion wants God and his Creation Week taught in our schools, the majority opinion wants God on our money and on the lips of our children and politicians day and night, the majority thinks that I will be on fire forever after I die.

If I could ever be accused of paranoia, it would be for the opinion that society appears to me to be becoming more tolerant of hatred, prejudice, and bigotry than the ongoing liberalization of formal government policy in respect to religion would suggest. With the economy turning sour and the evangelicals letting their old frustrations about government fester at the prospect of a Democrat sweep this fall, I can only wonder what the next step in our social development will be. Will we finally permit our values to be congruent with the values of our secular republic’s government? Or will the religious majority let its anger and its devotion mix and grow until things become even worse for those whom it is already bad? Do we really want to let the best-armed members of our population (our military) be the most uniformly convinced that Jesus is the only one to build either a life or a state? I do not.

I worry about my country. Even as you and I get to watch the meteoric rise of a unified, highly-motivated secular movement in the United States, we also get to watch its backlash use our success as rallying cry. Perhaps I worry needlessly, but I wouldn’t be slinging words like “theocracy” and “religious police” around if I didn’t think that we were in a real danger of having to fear some of our religious neighbors far more than we will ever have to fear our religious leaders.

The Unopened Gift

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Religion aptly offers comfort and a system of insurance of a fulfilling life.  Religion provides one with a sense of worth and accomplishment.

Religion enshrines one in the self-induced ignorance that comes with the dogmatic declaration of faith.  Religion breeds fundamentalism and in-group superiority that follows from the embodiment of dogmatism and faith.

Now take the term Secular Humanism and place it in both paragraphs.  Do you notice how it fits snugly within the first paragraph, but seems more out of place than a vegan at a dairy farm in the second?  

Secular Humanism is like a gift that we’ve crafted on our own, developed over time, and wrapped in pretty bows, but neglected despite its obvious benefits.  It offers us all of the benefits of religion, and none of its side effects.  That is, as far as we can tell.

I often find myself brooding in deep perplexity over the small acceptance of Secular Humanism as a lifestyle choice.  If Secular Humanists do in fact have this world-bettering gift, then why aren’t people unwrapping it and indulging in its delight?

Well, I’m sure there are many reasons.  To assume something so complex would beget a simple explanation is absurd based upon previous experiences, except, of course, in the world of science, where evolution offers a beautifully simple explanation. For the sake of time, I want to focus on just three reasons why I think people reject Secular Humanism – four if you count the reason that people don’t even know what it is.

1. Cold and Meaningless

The first reason is that people regard Science as cold and devoid of meaning, and if Secular Humanism relies so heavily upon the information of science then people tend to think that Secular Humanism must be cold and empty as well.  But, of course, the whole is more than just one of its components and Secular Humanism adds exactly what Science, on it’s own, doesn’t provide us with – meaning.  It directly addresses this first of reasons for its own rejection.  Meaning, in the light of scientific evidence, gives us comfort and fulfillment without the bullshit.  Secular Humanists don’t have to rely on appeals to faith and a higher power to gain meaning.  Meaning comes from pleasurable traits that we’ve acquired throughout our evolution.  It comes from loving another and being loved back, from getting caught up in the moment of something you enjoy doing, from helping another in need, from a sense of accomplishment etc,.  Humanism implies that we, Humans, are the arbiters of our own meaning.

2. Lack of Community

The second reason I believe people reject Secular Humanism is that it doesn’t provide one with a community atmosphere like Religion does.  Religion has buildings devoted to harboring community, and admittedly, much of the good that does come from Religion comes from its devotion to building stronger communities.   Secular Humanism has relatively small numbers to form such strong communities.

However, Secular Humanists are building a strong presence on the internet.    Many in the online community see the recently apparent cultishness around Richard Dawkins as dangerous, and against what Humanists stand for.  I see it as community alongside a romanticizing of ideas.  We must realize that communities sprout from the ranks of leaders, and Dawkins is one of them.  There are pedestals to stand on in this world.  The religious have theirs with Jesus, Moses, Mohammed, Joseph Smith, Xenu etc,.  We, the science minded folk, have the likes of Dawkins, Sagan, Darwin, and Gould.

3. No Afterlife

And finally, the third reason I believe people reject Secular Humanism is because of their fear of death.  Religion provides one with the insurance of an afterlife, while Secular Humanism, to put it bluntly, doesn’t.  That is, unless we let go of the traditional meaning of the afterlife.

From the movie Troy:

Boy: The Thessalonian you’re fighting…he’s the biggest man I’ve ever seen. I wouldn’t want to fight him.

Achilles: That’s why no one will remember your name.

An afterlife is defined as “a life or existence believed to follow death.”  So then what about our self-made legacy; the love we shared with others; the things we’ve made; the work we completed; the contribution to the insurance of a future generation that lives longer, healthier, and more fulfilling lives than us?  This is our afterlife.  It is not selfish.  It is humble and noble.  And it is romantic in the fact that we are standing on the shoulders of past giants, contributing to this great play we call life, so that others can stand upon ours and hoist the good life up to the next generation.

ID’s REAL Equal Weight

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Via Steve Greenberg

Eggs going once, going twice, banned.

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

So I know that this article is two years old, but this is the first time that I had even heard about a ban on selling human eggs. I found it slightly arbitrary that men can walk in, do the deed in a cup, and then walk out with cash, and no one even stops to ask if they felt they were given proper “patient” care. However, when a woman wants to sell her eggs, which have the same amount of chromosomes as sperm, and in my opinion are no more important than the little swimmers, she is told she could pay a fine of $150,000. That is, if she lives in the state of Arizona.

The main thing is that women have to inject hormones for four weeks then have a ten minute surgery where they remove the eggs, around ten sometimes twelve. You get a few stitches and walk out with at least $5,000. There is a small risk that the woman may become infertile, just like there is a rare risk that Advil will make your stomach bleed. If a woman knows the risk, shouldn’t she have the option to sell her eggs, just like we have the option to undergo plastic surgery, a surgery that doesn’t help anyone and carries greater health risks?

Students experience with egg donation

Advil side effects

I am by no means a feminist. I accept that men are better at some things than women, and that women are better at some things than men. That still doesn’t keep me from being a little chagrined at the fact that men can sell their baby making material, with only a few questions asked, and women can’t even donate without having to jump through hoops and watch instructional videos on the rare risks. If you want to sell, then expect to have to jump through hoops lit on fire over a tank of sharks and into a pit of poisonous snakes in any state other than Arizona.

There is no reason that a woman’s half of the zygote material has to be considered more precious than a man’s. It by no means needs to be better protected by an “ethics” that only restrain a woman from using her body the way she decides, especially when it’s to help other women conceive.

Secular Marriage

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

At 29 I am uncharacteristically ancient for an Edger writer.

I have done a few things the average college student has not done yet, but is likely to do in the future. One of these things is marry and divorce.

That’s right, the average college student is likely to divorce. The likelihood of divorce, in the United States at least, seems to hover around 50%. This makes every marriage somewhat like a coin toss.

According to evolutionary psychologist David M. Buss there are universal gender differences between what seems to attract men to women, and women to men. Men tend to prefer women who are youthful looking, and place emphasis on appearance. Women, in contrast, will place the emphasis on a man’s resources or potential for resources. These controversial gender differences have been identified by Buss and his collaborators in countless cultures.

Furthermore, the data imply that men are far more sexually demanding than women. To clarify this means that men want sex more often and with more partners.

This seems to imply that women and men are driven towards each other for completely different reasons individually, and for no other reason universally other than to reproduce.

If these impulses are programmed into us by evolution, and with built-in conflicts of interests, why get married?

My own philosophical musings lead me to ponder that men and women are both humans only transiently on this mortal coil with no greater purpose to be had yet with tremendous drive to reproduce given to us by nature.

If this is true why get married?

An answer often given is “because we are in love.”

Falling in love is advertised throughout western culture, but what is it to fall in love?

I have heard “falling in love” described as though it where some transcendental force which possesses two people and pulls on them as if they had puppet strings to do heroic things.

What hogwash!

The whole concept of romantic love has also been largely shaped in the west by Christianity. Different sects have different approaches, but in my own Charismatic background we were all encouraged to “get a word from God” in a delusional vision quest to find our wives. The doctrine was that everybody’s amorous consort had been predestined by God and was a perfect fit.

This seems to have some parallel with the belief of the ancient Greeks who thought that humans had once existed as a pair per organism, and we were all searching for that ancient part of ourself in each other.

These ideas may be beautiful, but they seem to be little more than stories. The only destiny we have is the mindless determinism of nature, and that which we make for ourselves.

Neurochemically amorous love seems to consist of oxytocin for bonding, dopamine for the high feeling of having the other person around, and testosterone (for both males and females) gives us our sexual desire for one another.

At first glance the findings of neuroscience and evolutionary psychology may seem bleak compared to the romantic notions of the Hellenists and Charismatic Christians. Yet, if one accepts that our dilemma is that we are here without greater meaning and that our feelings are born from the chaos of nature for no other reason than reproduction, then one can take a more realistic approach to amorous love.

My own conclusions are that to exaggerate the power and importance of romantic love is nothing less than what Paul Kurtz called “the transcendental temptation.” Far better is it to make one’s own meaning based on what works, what doesn’t, and one’s own philosophical inquiry.

I enjoyed marriage, and can see how if it could be made to last it would be a worthy endeavour.

I also hold the rather traditional view that the best thing for marriage is amorous love.

Where I break with popular thought is my definition of amorous love. I believe that amorous love is two things in combination, each one able to exist without the other. The first is friendship, real friendship, Aristotelian friendship where you consider the other person’s interests more highly than your own. The second is sexual attraction.

And that’s it: friendship and fracking

There is no concept associated with amorous love that I can not find to be a worthy trait of a good and strong friendship, save sexual yearnings and indulgence.

Fracking stands on its own two feet just fine, as many who have no feelings of friendship for each other have found it in their hearts to assist their fellow humans in the eternal quest for orgasm.

However, I am not saying that one cannot frack one’s friends. In contrast, what I am saying is that a good marriage is when you frack the same friend for a lifetime.

So say we all.

From the Frontlines of Conservation

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

In one of my earlier posts, I had made a reference to Virunga National Park – a 7800 square kilometer reserve of the Congolese jungle. Virunga is home to the critically endangered mountain gorillas (MGs), and also to the ongoing Congo civil wars. The BBC just released an article that describes the events that occurred following the famous gorilla massacre from last year.

Starting from the very top, in June of 2007, two female MGs were discovered dead – one shot execution style, the other missing but presumed dead. It was clear the attack had been made by rebels in the area, who even today make a habit of threatening conservationists and conservation-able alike. This outrage was followed by jaw-dropping hysteria when in the following month, five more MGs were found dead.

On July 23rd, Mburanumwe, Neza, and Safari, three female MGs, were found lying dead in the trees. The next day, the body of Senkwekwe – the patriarch of the Rugendo family, also shot through the chest, was found. Another body, that of Macibiri was discovered a few weeks later. The shock these killings brought in the international community were just as pronounced as the grief of the local rangers who knew these famous gorillas intimately. In the same summer, another 3 gorillas would die.

Investigations found and convicted Honore Mashagiro, a park ranger, as the mastermind of the massacre. He had allegedly done all this to deter conservationists who were involved in saving the animal habitats. You see, along with diamond mining and poaching, another one of Africa’s lucrative underground trades is charcoal production. Trees are cut down and then “smoked” to produce charcoal which is always in demand in war-torn villages. It is used for primarily for cooking and heating by those who have no electricity or permanent homes. Just another way in which war directly affects the environment.

Anyhow, the conservationists were succeeding in protecting the forests from heavy logging, while the kickbacks Mashagiro earned from his illegal trade were suffering. If he had anything more than half a brain, he might have realized that his actions would only cause an international incident, and scare-off no one; but being the genius that he was, he decided to kill among the most revered of animals on Earth.

As dramatic as these events were, they only highlight a larger pattern in African governments. Park officials, military men, politicians, and other men entrusted with the safety of a country are those causing the most damage. In the time we resolve global politics and find a solution to Africa’s civil wars and poverty, the mountain gorillas, of which only a little over 700 remain, might be gone.

The more recent account of the BBC journalist (who was not named oddly enough) confirms that the problem is of as much imminence at this very moment as it was when the massacres occurred. Since September 2007, rebels have taken control of the area pointing their guns at anyone who enters. Gunfights break out occasionally, just as they did three days ago. Upon hearing these sounds, the humans get scared, and undoubtedly so do the gorillas.

In a late development, the reporter and his/her team recently caught onto a lead of a baby gorilla for sale. They setup a sting operation with the help of local park-rangers ready to make any arrests. On approaching the sellers, they found the baby gorilla to actually be a baby chimp, a fact the sellers did not seem to be aware of. After the arrests were made, it was found the men who our protagonists communicated with were actually middlemen. The owner of the house where the sale was made has been traced to a major in the Congolese army. Indeed a senior position. The BBC is not yet ready to release his name for legal reasons, but surely complex politics will surround the final outcome.

In good news, the reporter tells of the new head of Virunga – Emmanuel de Merode, an apparently capable person, who obviously has a lot on his plate. Let’s hope his reign remains under positive light. We owe a great debt of gratitude to these conservationists who are literally involved in a war. I said my thanks to one I met in the Jim Corbett National Park of India.

In the next few days, I have an interview coming up with Dr. Terese Hart, former director of the Wildlife Conservation Society in Congo. She has also been on of these people, but has also worn the hat of a scientist. Her perspective on the subject should be very interesting. Stay posted.

Further Reading:
BBC Article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7549444.stm

You can catch a documentary of Dr. Hart and her husband studying the Okapi with the help of the Bambuti: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6940493879196053202&ei=HbGoSJSnAYzQ2AKHtYgs&q=hart+of+brightness

More detailed and gruesome pictures of the accident: http://africambiance.org/phpbbv3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5563

What’s good about Sarah Palin?

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Editor’s Note: A shorter version of this post would just say “Nothing.”

So there’s been a lot of flack to Republican running-mate Sarah Palin since John McCain announced her this past week. But can she really be that bad? I bet I can think of some good reasons for Sarah Palin to be on the ballot with McCain.

  1. She’s a woman, and this means that women can be politicians too.
  2. She’s from Alaska, that’s pretty cool.
  3. She reminds us that the Republicans are still hypocritically behind anti-abortion legislation, and anti-contraception.
  4. She makes Joe Biden look a lot more intelligent (not that he didn’t before, but this helps).
  5. She gives the atheist blogs something to talk about for weeks.
  6. She reminds the American public that if they don’t vote for Obama it’s going to be four more years closer to an all out Christian theocracy.
  7. If McCain dies during his presidency (he is old), she’ll be president and that just has to bring Armageddon that much closer, and come on, who here doesn’t want to see the Armageddon?
  8. Also, if she became president than Kim Cambell (only female prime minister of Canada) will look better by comparison.
  9. She’ll keep global warming on track, so Canada will get nice and temperate.
  10. Finally, a McCain-Palin candidate is ripe for comedic value (old man with a younger woman touring across the US).

(Note: I hope the satire is taken in this post, and if you’re offended, too freaking bad.)

God and DNA might as well be the same thing

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

I’m getting a little fed up with the astrology-zen part of religion (and it’s a big one)- those who are spiritual and believe in some “higher being”, but aren’t religious. And here’s why… because the spiritual guys are so vague and indecisive and apologetic with their beliefs as well as the beliefs of others, that they might as well not believe anything at all.

That was a bit harsh. Actually, I want to propose that pantheism be a suitable alternative shown to these dualist-post-buddhist-astrology-chart-let-me-read-your-palm folk.

Pantheism has been accurately described by Richard Dawkins as “sexed up atheism”. This is completely right. Pantheism, realistically, is a kind of atheism. Pantheists just make it a habit of calling nature “god”. I have my own irks with how that’s done but at least no pantheist has ever attempted to read my tarot cards.

Generally speaking, those who are spiritual tend to have beliefs that are a careful mix of pantheism, deism, agnosticism and polytheism. I would say pagans and wiccans fall into the category nicely.

So if you think about it, wouldn’t DNA be a suitable alternative to god? I think so.  Here’s why:

The Spiritual God                                                                         DNA

-Took part in the origin of life/universe                             -Is the reason life exists

-Has a possible, though vague, will for creatures               -Codes for looks and basic behavior

-Is immortal                                                                        -Is immortal through copies

-Is present in everything, specifically nature                       -Is in every living organism

-Can be symbolic of sexuality                                              -Lives on via reproduction, often sexual

-Is compatible with science                                                  -Is compatible with science

-Gets closer to you through meditation                                -Can be understood with study and thought

Your genes, in a sense, control you from the start. They can’t answer prayers, don’t determine destiny, and there’s a very good reason why your DNA doesn’t make you stand up for something against your will. Your brain is a supercomputer and DNA is the program. Technically, you can look at the “meaning” of life as reproduction; you exist “only” to pass on your genes.

Obviously, that’s a very monotonous way of looking at it, but genes also give us the emotions, color, vibrancy, and capacity to live that makes life so worth living. I seriously believe that if most people thought about genes the way they thought about god, the world would be much more secular, and much more enlightened.

Cheers

Subjectivity in Medicine

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Every human being is biochemically unique. Yet the medicine that treats us is highly standardized. Side effects run rampant even in over the counter drugs, and much more catastrophic events have occurred in standard procedures. You can’t blame medical professionals for being so stringent to their habits; after all, a lot is at stake. But still, every now and then cases that demonstrate that perhaps subjective data is discarded much prematurely, do occur.

One such case occurred in 2001 to Dr. Allan Hobson, a Psychiatrist. He suffered a stroke and recorded its developments from a patient’s view. When he first registered at a hospital, the neurological consultant who diagnosed him declared “C’est classique!” – that Hobson had a typical case of Wallenberg syndrome. This was accompanied by atrial fibrillation, an abnormal heart rhythm that is associated with strokes. Within the year, he also developed a severe case of pneumonia. With a host of other psychological and pharmacological problems, Hobson was at one point sitting at death’s doorstep.

With undoubtedly great medical care though, he recovered, and from what I know, wrote several books since and continued his research on dreams. But the experience he went through – the sleepless nights, the vivid hallucinations, the loss of various cognitive functions – made him realize that the typical understanding of such syndromes and the common prognosis that comes with it, could very much be misunderstood.

For example, the set of events as described by his doctors were as such: An arrhythmia causes interruptions of blood supply to his brain damaging his brain stem. Most of the symptoms that occur during the stroke are typical. These are:

* Movement difficulties (ataxia);
* Balance (vestibular) deficits and postural instability;
* Double vision (diplopia);
* Pupillary inequality;
* Loss of sensation, and sensations of burning and tickling, on the right side of his face;
* Lip drooping on the right;
* Paralysis of the muscles of the pharynx on the right;
* Paralysis of the right vocal cord;
* Mildly decreased sensitivity to pain and markedly decreased sensitivity to temperature change of the left side of his body below the neck

But Hobson also suffers from total insomnia, which is apparently not described in Wallenberg’s syndrome. This is followed by further abnormal heart rhythm; the doctors cannot explain why. Then he develops pneumonia about seven months later. Again, thought to be unrelated by the medical staff.

Hobson’s own idea of what occurred is somewhat different. I cannot verify his side of the story since I am not a medical professional, but from layman’s terms, it does seem to make more sense. Hobson believes the initial fibrillation was caused by the stroke, rather than being an after effect. The stroke itself was caused by a clot in his vertebral artery (of the cerebellum). Destruction to the “pons” structure in the brain most likely affected the heart rate. This would also have caused an impairment in his pulmonary distribution system further reducing the effectiveness of his lungs in clearing out fluids and particles that come with food. Pneumonia would then easily pounce on this opportunity.

Hobson arrived at his conclusion based on many factors that I have not mentioned in this article, but clearly his diagnosis seems more complete. So how did Allan Hobson the patient do better than Allan Hobson the doctor? Probably because his accounts are much more in touch with the symptoms as they occur. Often doctors take the words of their patients lightly, predicting only what text books tell them, and just as often, medical “irregularities” occur.

Many common medical procedures have their roots in older traditions of healing, and clearly those developed subjectively. So while it would be total insanity to give up the scientific method in practice, it would probably be helpful to be a little more tolerant to sound subjective data. Personally I lean towards hard objectivity.  In fact, a book by the title “Biology as Ideology” has been prescribed to me a number of times. But I can’t say I can argue with Hobson, not only because he knew much more about the subject than I do, but also because standardization was probably wrong in this case.

Luckily, no harm was done in this misdiagnosis, but who’s to say something like this doesn’t happen more often? We recently had an article titled “The fraud of homeopathy”, so at the risk of being misunderstood, I wish to make clear that I am not advocating such sciences, but simply asking for a less retaliatory, more rational system. I believe this is the job of many social scientists, to separate philosophy, culture, and science. I find that seldom I am not able to draw the line.

Hobsons’ wonderful article that became a hit when it was published can be found at http://www.dana.org/news/cerebrum/detail.aspx?id=2860

Help make September 28th “Church-State Separation Day”

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Earlier today, Pharyngula blogger PZ Myers reported on the right-wing Alliance Defense Fund’s proposed “Pulpit Initiative.” As part of this initiative the Alliance Defense Fund, which is an obliquely Christian legal think tank dedicated to abolition the separation of church and state, is calling on preachers and clergymen nationwide to spend this September 28th deliberately violating the terms of their religious tax exemption by publicly endorsing political candidates for high office in the 2008 election.

To counter, the Bates College Secular Student Alliance has already invited the famous church-state separation activist Ellery Schempp to deliver a talk at Bates College on the importance of church-state separation on the day of the Pulpit Initiative. It is this author’s hope that, even on such short notice, CFI and SSA groups nationwide will take the initiative to make September 28th into a national day of free, public events designed to promote the history and value of the principle of the separation of Church and State in the United States.

Your Four Horsepeople

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

After the anticipated internet popularity of the Lori Lipman Brown segment on the Colbert Report, Comedy Central Insider has posted the Colbert Report’s 8 Best Atheist Moments.

It’s surprising that only 2 of the 4 horsemen of Atheism have appeared on the Colbert Report, but I rather like the Atheist guests in these videos.  From what I’ve experienced in this movement and from where I think it’s headed, Brown, Dawkins, Harris, and Hirsi Ali are rather good spokespeople for the cause.

Suppose we needed four representatives for Atheism.  Who would your four horsepeople be?

The Dead Sea Scrolls are going digital- and why we should care

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Taken at face value, virtually the entire Gospel account of the life of Jesus reads like a deeply disturbed and unbelievable fantasy. An itinerant Rabbi wanders a Roman backwater spouting a bizarre, remarkably un-Jewish eschatology, he offers a litany of incomprehensible parables as substitutes for real teachings, and cooks up completely new interpretations of the Prophets for any who will listen. He sprinkles his vision of the world’s fiery demise, a notion that has no parallel anywhere in Jewish prophecy, with cherry-picked snippets of familiar Jewish scripture in an attempt to substantiate his wild-eyed sermons and harsh condemnations of local authorities and foundational Jewish religious traditions. He dwells in a nightmarish psychosis where demons spread madness and infirmity across the land, spur his enemies against him, and war endlessly with the coming Kingdom of God; despite being mentioned only twice in all of pre-Christian canonical Jewish scripture, demonic invaders are the cornerstone of his moral cosmology. Meanwhile, he is followed by a band of twelve disorganized, unconfident, illiterate peasants who are so dissatisfied with their themselves that they are willing to abandon their livelihoods and their families often at the beckoning of a single sentence to travel with a virtually unknown exorcist on his journey to warn all Israel about their collective impending doom, and the terrestrial holy paradise to follow that is less than a generation away.

At the end of it, this cultish streetcorner pencil-peddler, this hapless and much-despised gadfly declares himself king of all Israel, is deserted by the courts who probably viewed him as but a novelty until Rome grew weary of his quaint nationalism, and is murdered on a tree before the eyes of his own family. The executioner, a cynical, barbaric tyrant by the name of Pontius Pilate, is presented by later chroniclers as a weak-kneed incompetent who is almost dissuaded from his legal duties by his wife’s fever dream, and his flagging cult is revived only when his followers append a confusing and purely theological resurrection narrative (a staple of Greek mythology that is virtually unheard of in Jewish scripture) to his untimely, undignified demise.

This story is historical gobbledygook. It is riddled with anachronisms, theological meddling, latter-day Gospel appellations to the historical record, and general myth-making of every stripe. How are we to make sense of this story, which is the only documentation that exists of the beginning of the world’s most successful religious tradition? Who is this Jesus? Where does he come from? How could such a person’s ideas find any traction in Israel, a waning society of squabbling political parties whose corrupt elders openly collaborate with the Roman occupiers and whose economy is so upended that five thousand would gather at the promise of a single bucketful of fish? For centuries, we appeared doomed to swallow the whole, improbable story on the basis of the most dreaded word in the secular skeptic’s vocabulary: faith.

But nearly two thousand years after the deserts of Judah gave us the question, they gave us the answer. Starting in 1947, a network of caves near the bleaching rubble of an old Jewish installation at Kirbet Qumran has yielded to us a priceless treasure. A number of documents belonging to an enigmatic sect of aesthetes called the Essenes were revealed to scholars and archaeologists, and the story they tell is remarkable.

According to the thousands of recovered pages of what have come to be called the Dead Sea Scrolls, The Essenes were a secretive cult of world-rejecting Jews who broadly tarred all non-Essene Jews as “Convenant-Breakers” and whose scribal obsessions included the architecture of the Jewish Temple, preserving the Jewish canon, and augmenting it with elaborate tails of a cosmic, light-versus-dark struggle that will one day consume all the world. One of their most interesting documents tells of an anonymous “Teacher of Righteousness“, a deeply pious elder locked in endless struggle with a “Wicked Priest” who reinterprets the Prophets and speaks in riddles.

The Dead Sea Scrolls, which are about as fragile as one would expect 2,300-year-old parchment paper to be, are finally being preserved digitally. No longer will a provincial tribe of scholars horde them to themselves; now we can all see them for ourselves in their original form. We don’t have to buy expensive translations of them or rely on this or that redaction edition: we can read them for ourselves.

Hopefully, the parallels between our itinerant apocalypticist and the theology of the Essenes is clear. The in-group/out-group politics, the fierce condemnation of contemporary political authority, the frequent calls to utterly abandon all material possessions, the demons, the Prophet exegesis, the impending apocalypse, it’s all there. But, why should we care?

Given that one of the chief motives of the modern secular movement is a rational investigation of history, we must realize that the Dead Sea Scrolls’ value to the investigation of Christianity is incalculable. Rather than being awed (even persuaded) by the staggering growth of what started as the “Jesus cult,” we now instead know that this was a perfectly normal theological mutation of a highly similar group of religious fanatics whose religious beliefs needed only a little fire and brimstone to kick-start a global enterprise. Instead of dismissing Jesus as mere madman, we see that instead his teachings were based on a perfectly rational interpretation of religious ideas that far predated Christianity, and in a way that maybe prove even more impenetrable than the Christian-pagan comparisons made by Earl Doherty and Robert M. Price.

We can learn so much about the character of the disciples who, at first blush, look simply nuts. Fictional or not, we could never understand how anyone could even plausibly mistake their behavior for realistic until we understand that world-rejection may have bordered on the commonplace in ancient Israel. Jesus himself is revealed as the mouthpiece of a far vaster underground countercultural movement; rather than let him be buried in the nonsense about virgin births and wandering stars cooked up by Hellenized followers decades after the fact, we see that he would have made perfect sense in the vocabulary of his contemporaries.

Most importantly to our inquiry, we understand that he was not by any stretch the first of his kind. Similarities to the Apollonius or Mithra cult no longer need to be stretched since we have nearly a perfect match between the Gospel Jesus and the Teacher of Righteousness. Christianity is revealed not as God’s complete overthrow of history, but rather as a mere sect of a sect, merely a new strain of a mutant, dissenting form of Judaism.

The Dead Sea Scrolls will be online soon in their original Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic. And we, as secular inquirers whose thirst for understanding of religion vastly outmatches that of most of the religious themselves, have no greater prize. Once endangered by Middle Eastern strife, exposure to air, and the slow rotting of time, they are now immortalized in a free, open form for everyone. The Scrolls may be safe, but their secrets will never be safe again. And that is a victory for free inquiry.

Communism is Dead

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

(Original post)

After getting barely a bit into the Communist Manifesto, you start to realize that it hasn’t aged well at 160.

I just finished the epoch by Marx and Engels, although that word is deceiving because all-in-all it comes in at a mere 42 pages. My opinion: things have changed a lot since they wrote this manifesto.

The first major problem I encountered was that they assume this diametrically opposed class war. It’s the “us versus them” mentality that has led to many conflicts throughout time. The communists (I’ll use this word to denote the position taken by the manifesto) argue that the only way for the working class to ever gain anything is to destroy the current system. It’s a hugely false dichotomy now, however, may have rung truer in another time.

Today (in Western culture), there is no proletariat-bourgeoisie class rivalry. There is essentially a spectrum of wealth from the homeless to the worlds richest – and most are above the poverty line today.

To give a clear example of how things have changed consider property ownership. One key argument the communists bring up is that the majority (they claim 90%) do not own property, and because of low wages they never will. However, today in Canada about 70% of people own their own home (many own condos). Yet even if today a minority were still property owners, that would be a good argument for increased wages, not outright class warfare.

This brings me to another issue. The manifesto isn’t entirely clear on the action they are recommending. Some parts read as a call to violent revolution, while others suggest a democratic upheaval first. They talk in one section about coordinating to win elections but then hint that something more may be necessary to take property away from the rich. However the manifesto ends with a line like:

“[Communists] openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.

WORKINGMEN OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!

I should also point out that the use of the all-caps and exclamation marks typically decreases your integrity and ability to claim rational arguments.

One thought that ran through my head as I read the manifesto was that nothing could have pushed me further from the label of communist than the actual manifesto itself.

I do have to credit it with a few things: it advocates briefly for universal education and an end to child labor, also for minimum wages and working conditions, the nationalization of roads and communications, and it gives decent arguments about how communism doesn’t destroy individuality – unless individuality is solely determined by what you can buy and sell. They also point out that the system of the time clearly provided little incentive for the poor, since they could never make enough to own property, yet they kept on working, however he neglects the fact that needing to put food on the table is a damn good reason to work. However, the communists also calls for an even distribution of people across the countryside as opposed to grouping in towns and cities, which makes no sense in today’s society, and likely little at the time in industrializing nations.

All in all I have to say I was somewhat disappointed by the Communist Manifesto. I was hoping that Lenin truly bastardized it and Stalin furthered the destruction of the ideas, however it’s all pretty much in there. And with a modern middle class and social welfare net, I think we can safely declare that communism is dead.

Finally, the Video: Secular Coalition for America’s Lori Lippman Brown on the Colbert Report

Monday, September 1st, 2008

On Friday, August 29 Lori Lippman Brown, head of the Secular Coalition for America, was featured on the Colbert Report’s Better Know a Lobby segment. Initially, the taping was supposed to show on Thursday, August 28, but was postponed till the next day.

Enjoy!