Reports are still coming in, but so far it seems that the Earth has not been destroyed by the LHC. We don’t have enough information yet, but it seems to still be here.
It is potentially arguable though, that we don’t have any transitional Earths between yesterday and today, and so the theory of the Earth still existing remains just that. It seems equally likely that the Earth was destroyed yesterday, but then instantly recreated by God an intelligent external agent this morning in the exact state that it would be had the Earth not been destroyed.
In fact, both the “theory” of the Earth still existing and the instant re-creation are equally valid, so both ought to be taught with equal time in our public schools. Otherwise we are denying our children access to the best science available.
In fact, I would wager that the idea of external re-creation is being dogmatically kept out of our schools and academic institutions by established Big Science. We must expose the ivory tower frauds for what they are. Support the Theory of External Re-Creation!
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An additional alternative “theory” is that this world has been in fact created in the bowels of the LHC and the “real” world, outside is something completely different than what we imagine. We are like prisoners is a cave, whatching shadows of boson-puppets on a wall and one (or two, or three) among us may break free, see the outside world and return to try to tell us of the “truth,” but in vain.
Oh, the humanity.